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"Gaki-no-tsukai" specialty, "hichi-henge"!
In a situation where you absolutely can't skate and you can't speed up,
this program asks you about the evolution of entertainers in real life!
The entertainers who will challenge this time are...
In the first "Gaki-no-tsukai" episode, it's "chiki- chiki", "black mayonnaise", "kosugi", and "hichi- henge"!
That's right, Master!
Yes, yes, yes!
This is the 27th episode!
Yes, that's right!
Finally, this "black mayonnaise" will come out, but...
Yes, yes, that's right!
You might wonder why it's "kosugi", right?
I think it's fine if it's "hichi-henge"!
Ah, I see, I see!
But "kosugi" is full of confidence!
What?!
It's full of confidence!
Where does that confidence come from?!
From the moment you met me, you had a face like, "You're going to laugh at me, aren't you?"
Seriously?!
Laugh at me, laugh at me!
Usually, when people come out of here, everyone gets nervous!
Surprisingly, I'm not sure what this is.
It's disgusting!
No, I don't know what it is.
Let's have "kosugi" come out!
Yes, please!
Thank you!
How do you feel?
I feel some kind of confidence.
No way...
What is it?
I didn't say it.
You didn't say it?
Ugh, what a disgusting face!
Why is that?
Anyway, today's "jinpun" is...
Who's "jinpun"?!
It can't be "jinpun", can it?!
Even though you're doing your best!
Yoshida's not doing his best with his instruments.
That's...
Why is that?
You shouldn't laugh.
You shouldn't cough.
You didn't cough.
That's right.
If you drink medicine, you'll cough.
You didn't cough.
But people who watch "oh yeah" don't even cough.
They don't know what's going on.
They just say "passsori"!
"Passsori"!
You shouldn't laugh.
You shouldn't cough.
What will happen to Kosugi Uramayo's strength?
What should we do about this?
Is this true, Yamasaki Hosei?
He's actually sick.
Wait a minute.
Why do you take three weeks off because you're sick?
But I want to go home.
No, it's real.
I want to go home.
He said we should go to Shanghai together.
On that day, he said he wanted to go.
He said he wanted to go.
No, he said he wanted to go.
I said, "It can't be helped. I'll postpone it."
I went to Shanghai on a different plane.
They didn't allow me to go there.
That's true.
But it's true.
That has nothing to do with it.
That's true.
You should postpone it.
Endo.
Yes?
What should we do about this?
I'm sick of this.
I'm not sick of it at all.
You're sick of it.
Let's see what you got there.
What is it?
What's it about girls...
Oh! It's technical!
Oh, I see.
Like, kisses and panties...
That's probably it.
And jerseys.
That's what you're bad at.
Yes.
But it's good, right?
Yeah.
It's a name of a horse.
That's right.
A horse is a good horse.
Yeah.
She's a nice girl.
I have something I want to do with you.
Hey, can you bring me some wooden furniture?
- For carrying? - Yeah.
- Yoshizawa? - Yeah.
Oh, hello?
Oh, hello, is that Inoki?
It's from "The Great Japanese Magazine".
Yes, "The Great Japanese Magazine", yes.
Oh, I've received the script.
Yes, thank you, yes.
I think it'll be fine like that, but...
In the middle...
The knuckle part is fine, but...
Can you relax a little by pulling my hair?
Yes.
Yes, please.
Oh, my phone is about to die.
I'm sorry.
Please.
Hello?
I got it.
(laugh)
I'm Goretta Shikoku.
Oh, um, my metal allergy is getting worse, so I'm going to the hospital.
Under your navel?
Yes, I think it's a belt buckle.
(laugh)
It's long!
Yes, it is!
Put it in and laugh until you die laughing from the buckle of the belt!
He just came here unarmed!
His cabbage is self-made!
Hey, I want to bite him.
Hey!
Hey, don't do that!
How long have you got it?
It's convenient for all of you to sleep together.
(laugh)
Well, that's what I'm talking about!
I can't do this project itself anymore!
(laugh)
Take it easy of me!
The grandfather of the grandfather is like an American.
Oh, I see.
I ate it.
Is there a little more point?
Of course.
What should I do?
Excuse me.
It is a delivery bottle for Kosugi-sama.
Oh, thank you very much.
Oh, sorry.
It will be 1,700 yen for shipping.
Is it 1,700 yen?
Oh, sorry.
Oh, it's only 10,000 yen. Is it okay?
Not at all.
Here you are.
Thank you very much.
Excuse me.
Could you sign here, please?
Sign?
I don't have a signature. Can I sign it?
Not at all.
Here you are.
Are you Kosugi-san of black mayonnaise?
I'm sorry.
Where is the ballpoint pen?
Ah, ballpoint pen.
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- It's over. - It's over.
- You didn't get caught? - No, I didn't get caught.
- But you lost 100 yen. - I was in a bit of trouble.
- I was about to laugh. - I was about to laugh.
- What should we do? - Yeah.
(Laughter)
Hey, you're doing it wrong!
That's enough!
I get it now!
That's enough!
Say something!
I won't do it again!
That was terrible!
Damn it!
Say something!
I didn't need the music.
That metal arrangement...
It was awesome!
- Can't find it? - No.
- Where did you find those pants? - You!
Red and black...
I was a bit crazy.
What you thought of that?
[Laughter]
That's enough.
[Laughter]
That's funny.
It's funny.
Your face is too small.
I have two more.
Really?
Yes, two more.
You don't look like it.
- Excuse me. - Oh, Kimura-san.
- Thank you for coming for the shoot. - Oh, I'm sorry for coming all of a sudden.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Okay, let's get started. - I'm sorry for coming all of a sudden.
- No, no, thank you. How are you doing? - No, no, thank you.
- Are you getting better? - Yes, yes.
- Recently, the make-up artist told me - Oh, really?
- that I'm getting better. - Thank you very much.
- It's a new package for "King of Kombu". - Oh!
- It's a new package? - Yes!
It's really cool.
Oh, I'm sorry about earlier.
- Here's the questionnaire. - Oh.
- I'm checking it now, but I'd like you to check the temperature. - Yes.
- It says "morning" on it. - Well...
- Did you find anything? - Well...
It moved a little.
- What day is it today? - It's the 21st.
- The 21st? - Yes, that's right.
Could you look up a little?
- Thank you. We're done filming now. - Yes, sorry about that.
- It's pretty good, isn't it? - Yeah.
- It's pretty early in the morning, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
I'd like to have a drink with you, Mr. Morisa.
- Sounds good. - I haven't said it since last year.
- I have a friend in Yokohama who's beautiful in every way. - Really?
- Yes. I'd like to join you. - Let's go.
Thank you.
I'm sorry for disturbing you today.
- I'll have two capsules of açaí each. - Okay.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- It took you so long! - It wasn't funny at all!
- Yeah! - It wasn't funny!
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- What a lucky punch! - What's that?
- Is it a calculation? - The person on the monitor is a real manufacturer.
- It was so luxurious! - Yeah!
- It was so natural! - It was so good!
- There's no way there's such a thing as a down payment. - I don't think so.
(laughs)
(screams)
- Yeah, sure. - Hey!
- Hey, hey! - Hey, hey!
- Hey, you! You! - Huh?
- Hey! You! - Hey, hey!
- Hey! You! You! - Hey, hey!
- How cowardly of you. - Cowardly!
- Extremely cowardly! - Extremely cowardly!
- What's up with you? - I'm not used to this.
- You're saying quite a lot.
- Eight, nine, forty thousand.
- Forty thousand?! - Forty eight thousand yen.
- Forty eight thousand yen means...
- You're in third place! - Forty eight thousand yen!
- Wow! - You're in third place!
- You're under Bob Sapp! - Yes!
- Congratulations! - Forty eight thousand yen.
- Forty eight thousand yen?! - You're in third place.
- You're in third place.
- Thank you! - But you...
- I'm not talking about how hard you worked. - You!
- Huh? - Why don't you play a penalty game?
- Oh!
- Here it comes! - A penalty game?!
- It's my first time playing a penalty game!
- Why? Why? Why?
- And you're in third place! - What?!
- It's moral. - What's moral?!
- It's ignoring the rules. - No, why, why, why?!
- Help me out, will you? What are you doing?
- Huh? Help you out?
- What do you think you're doing here?
- Can I ask you a favor?
- You know, I was laughing because I thought
- no one would laugh at me.
- Hey you, you're talking nonsense!
- You're making me look like an idiot! Do it properly!
- Huh? You're putting that much effort into me?
- You're the one who's laughing!
- That's right! You've been doing that from the beginning!
- You've been doing that from the beginning!
- You're talking nonsense!
- You're making me look like an idiot!
- Why did you put that much effort into me?
- What's the truth behind Yoshida's decision to stop laughing?
- In 2007, on New Year's Day,
- "Absolutely Not To Laugh At A Hospital" was broadcasted!
- There are still many scenes that haven't been revealed yet,
- but this time,
- the problem that Yoshida was thinking of
- until the day Yoshida decided to stop laughing
- will be revealed for the first time in this scene!
- There it is again...
- The third time it appears...
- Good morning! - Are you serious?
- I run a plastic surgery club in this hospital. - Oh, I see.
- You guys must be tired. - Yes, it's getting late.
- So, it's the annual welcoming party for newcomers!
- So, we have a senior nurse who wants to participate in this party.
- I met her this afternoon, too. - I'm Kosugi, nurse.
- It's a welcoming party. - That's right.
- Let's do it. - Yes, it's nurse's time now.
- So, let's have a party!
- I'm going to call one challenger.
- He will drink sparkling water and say 20 things about it.
- Let's do it!
- First of all, senior nurse, nurse Yoshida! - Yes, sir!
- Please drink this.
Drink water and this carbonated water.
Okay, here we go!
KEP-NG Kokon Tozai!
The topic is "fashion terms"!
Here we go!
- Denim! - Okay!
- Perma! - Okay!
- Exte! - Okay!
- Boots! - Okay!
- Makeup! - Okay!
- Eyeshadow! - Eyeshadow, okay! Six of them!
- Almond! - Thirteen!
- Lens! - Okay! Fourteen!
- 109! - 109, okay! Fifteen!
- Lenoma! - Okay!
- Gucci! - Okay!
- Headband! - Headband! Headband, okay! Eighteen!
- Earrings! Earrings... Twenty of them!
- Huh? Why... Did you drink properly? - I did, but...
- Can you give me that back?
- I did, but... - What is this?
Okay! Here we go!
KEP-NG Kokon Tozai!
The first challenger is...
- Hamada! - Okay!
Here we go!
This is...
- Can you do it? - Can you do it?
- You can do it! Let's say 20 of them! - Okay!
Here we go! KEP-NG Kokon Tozai!
The topic is...
- Sadness! - Sadness...
- You can do it!
- 20 of them... - 20 of them...
- 10 of them... - Sorry...
- Death? - Death, okay!
- 19 more... - Okay!
- What is it? - What is it? Okay, I'll do it.
- You're young! - Wow!
- Amazing! - He's still young.
- He's still young.
- Next up... Kosugi! - Yes!
I've got a sore throat!
- Good luck! - What is it?
- Hurry up! - What is it?
- What is it?
- Hurry up! - What is it?
- What is it?
- Kosugi!
Hurry up and give me the topic, teacher!
Give me the topic!
What is it?
It hurts! It hurts! My neck hurts!
Teacher, please give me the topic!
Well, then...
Teacher, the topic...
The topic is...
Um...
"The Words That Make You Look Smart"!
"The Words That Make You Look Smart"...
"The Words That Make You Look Smart... and... and...?
"The Words That Make You Look Smart"...
Nobody should laugh!
Okay, I want to say it, so I'm saying it!
Ouch! Ouch!
This place hurts a lot, this hurts!
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Wh-why doesn't it tear!?
What is this?
It's your fault!
Why is it my fault?
It's your fault!
Why is it my fault?
It's not your fault!
No, it's not!
It's messed up!
It may be messed up, but it's not your fault!
It's not my fault, Hana!
It's not your fault if you're not serious!
You can't even speak properly with this book?!
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