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[November 2007, first time for kids to use an orchestra, "Don't Laugh" series' latest work]
[That is...]
["Don't Laugh" Hospital]
[Newcomers will be subjected to laughter each and every time]
[The harshest and cruelest 24 hours in TV history]
[Rats.]
[September 2011, first time for kids to use an orchestra]
[The harshest and cruelest 24 hours in TV history]
How do you like it?
It's like caramel.
Now I will introduce you to your patients.
Let's go.
Yes.
Finally, the patients...
Finally, the patients are waiting for a new nurse to go to the hospital.
What kind of patients are waiting for there?
First of all, from this room...
Let's go.
Will you come in?
I will introduce you to the patients in front of you.
Please come here and I will introduce you.
Please come in.
I will introduce you.
Antonio Enoki-san.
Antonio Enoki-san!
If you have money, you can do anything.
Thank you very much for your kindness today.
Antonio Enoki's picture appears in "Promise Superstar Legend" manga.
How is it?
I will introduce you to the next patient.
Antonio Enoki-san!
How is it?
If you have money, you can do anything.
If you have energy, you can do anything.
Thank you!
Do you have energy today?
Do you have energy?
Diesel is increasing in its own way than exhaust gas.
Do you have energy?
How is it?
I will introduce you to the next patient.
Do you have energy?
If you have money, you can do anything.
One, two, three!
Thank you!
That strong sized one is very awesome!
I feel pleased.
You are too much.
Do you have enough money?
It was plenty.
It seems that there are many things that can not be replaced.
What?
It's funny.
It's amazing.
He's dancing a lot.
He's singing a lot.
How long are you going to use it?
This is where you check your echo.
This is where you look inside of you.
A tour of the hospital.
It's the first time.
There are five people ready for the attack.
But the trap is set up in an unexpected place.
Let's start the echo test.
Please.
Let's start.
Please.
Wow.
You were pregnant for 12 weeks, right?
Three months, right?
Then you should be able to see more clearly now.
Really?
Yes. I'll show you now.
Okay.
Yes, you can see it now.
Can you see it now?
Yes.
Your head and body have become one.
Wow.
And you can see your face clearly now.
Wow.
You're definitely a boy.
Really?
I'm glad you told me you were a boy.
I didn't know that.
Wow.
I don't know if it's a proof or not,
but from the camera...
Isn't it strange from the camera?
Yes, it is.
I remember now.
Then I'll show you now.
Okay.
I'll show you now.
Okay.
I'll show you now.
Okay.
I'll show you now.
Wow.
It's beautiful, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
I'll show you now.
This is your throat.
Yes.
Please stand up and look at me.
Is it okay?
Okay.
Wow.
It's beautiful, isn't it?
It's fun, isn't it?
It's raw, isn't it?
Oh, well...
Here and...
Here...
Oh, but it's good, isn't it?
It's very...
It's very young here, isn't it?
Oh, it's too raw.
I understand young people.
It's old.
Oh, please.
Is it didant?
Is it diant?
It's raw, isn't it?
And...
And 1050 now.
We are making fun of you.
What about the Gota Gura news?
Nothing! We won't do anything wrong!
Shut up and follow us!
From now on, this bag is for us, Akihabara people!
You don't have to change the bag.
We are...
Zen-da and Kim.
Wait, wait, I'll give you my right hand.
Wait, Kim.
We are your villains.
Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut!
You idiot.
What are you doing?
You're Zen-da and Kim, aren't you?
You're supposed to protect your dogs.
Huh? What are you doing, you idiot?
Oh, Sakura-chan, I'm sorry for making you wait.
You're really annoying. I'm sorry.
You're angry, aren't you, you idiot?
Forget it! I don't want you to do it anymore, you idiot!
You're my disciple! You're my disciple, you idiot!
You idiot, you idiot.
I'm sorry.
Well, let's go over there, shall we? Let's take a break.
Don't practice until we get there, you idiot!
Matsumoto, Yanasaki, Endo, Tanaka, Aogo...
You have no meaning at all.
"Stand-up Battle Best Artist Award"!
The winner will be decided by the world's strongest fake super-luxury presenter!
It'll be held tomorrow night at 9 PM!
Don't miss it!
It was called "the phantom Odera".
The peace situation was at its peak.
The lost tower, the disappeared large pattern,
and the large temple like sunset that dyed the capital's last.
Another story of 1300 years is here.
Now, once again, "Narae".
It's good to go on a trip where you don't do anything,
but it's also interesting to go on a trip that's a little different from usual.
A trip where you get a little peace of mind.
A trip for me.
A trip for JTV.
Mira! Bakesso! Mira! Bakesso!
Mira.
Bakesso.
What is "Mira Bakesso"?
What is it?
It's a new material for the future.
"Narae" will make it.
A happy day.
I found the script I wanted.
I heard the sound of money.
I got on the Hanasaka March and got a good ride.
Happy Machiko's "New March".
For more information, go to the web.
Next, we'll have Masui's teacher teach us about "masui".
Shall we go?
"Masui".
It's a world of those who bet and those who are betted on.
That's where Hamada reacted.
Let's go over there for a bit.
Matsui's...
Tanshou.
I told you, you can't go in there.
This way?
Could you line up over here for a bit?
I can't do this anymore.
I can't do this anymore!
This is Matsui's doctor, Dr. Nishikawa.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, doctor.
Now I'd like you all to study the latest safety effects.
There are three patients that Matsui is listening to right now.
Let's take a look at them one by one.
First...
Dr. Nishikawa.
And...
Dr. Nishikawa.
Since Matsui is listening, you can't go in there.
You can't go in there even if we call you.
Dr. Nishikawa.
And lastly...
Dr. Nishikawa.
Since Matsui is listening to all three of you, you can't go in there no matter what you do.
First...
That's amazing.
Dr. Nishikawa.
See!
You can't go in there!
All of you... out!
You can't go in there!
Out!
It's not open anymore.
It's open! It's open! It's open!
It's open!
Dr. Nishikawa.
All of you... out!
You can't go in there! You can't go in there!
You can't go in there!
Since Matsui is listening, you can't go in there no matter what you do.
Dr. Nishikawa.
Call a SoftBank
If you hear a digital beeping sound of your mobile phone, it's SoftBank for you.
Hello there? You have switched to SoftBank!
The service that reads you that message starts.
Ah! SoftBank again!
I have to sleep! I have to sleep!
The sooner you try to sleep, the more you can't sleep, right?
Doriel calms your brain activity and supports you in a peaceful sleep.
For more information, click "transmit".
Japanese Comprehensive Dictionary "Bel-Air" begins.
An open-air living balcony four meters deep.
Japanese Comprehensive Dictionary "Bel-Air" begins.
Japan's first direct-ignition turbo plus CVT mounted.
This driving will change light driving cars.
Cervo S.R. New car "Suzuki".
When you buy a digital TV, first press the "CS" button.
Even if you can't see anything, if you call "imason" and "yee-two" right away,
"yee-two" by SCAPA. Free for 16 days.
Next is "bilibili" machine, right?
I've been listening to it for a long time.
It doesn't move at all.
"Nomada", "Matsumoto", "Endo", "Hanaka", "Auto"
Let's make it "core type".
"Core type"?
I don't know what "core type" is trying to do.
Wait, wait!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I didn't mean that!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
I can't win against this spirit...
You said you had one, didn't you?
Are you serious?
Of course I have one.
I wouldn't say that.
Yes!
Room 302, North Cole.
That North Cole Trap that made the five of them suffer by bringing them to the laughing blind spot.
I have a favor to ask of you, but...
I don't know.
Everyone, out!
This wasn't the only thing North Cole would call out to the five of them for.
Yes?
A patient in room 301 is calling you, so please go to your room.
Yes, I understand.
North Cole and 301 patient Mina Igo...
I wonder if they were there when 301 was diagnosed?
Yes.
And...
Close it up at the end.
Everyone, can you line up over here?
This patient is a high school girl who had plastic surgery to become beautiful.
You guys...
I'm going to take this question now, so look at it for study purposes.
I'm scared.
(Laughter)
It's you, isn't it?
Hamada, Anaka, Aso.
Oh, shit!
I'm going to go home.
Yes!
Am I cute?
You're cute! You're cute!
Really? Really?
You're cute!
Don't I look like an oriental woman?
Are you okay?
You're as tall as a foreigner.
Really?
You're so tall!
Am I cute?
What else?
You have a big chest.
Really?
I want that chest, too!
Does it hurt?
It hurts! Let me see it!
I got plastic surgery here, too.
Wow! It's so big!
Is it okay?
You're really big!
Is it okay?
What is it?
It's normal!
It's not normal!
Oh!
It hurts!
You're cute!
It hurts!
Ah!
Oh, come on!
Yes?
New nurses, room 201 is calling you.
Room 201?
Yes!
Next is room 201, nurse call.
Let's go!
Oh, come on!
Room 201...
You're busy!
This time, for study purposes, only five of you will go.
Thank you for your cooperation.
The vice principal won't come?
Yes.
Oh, come on!
(Laughter)
Excuse me.
(Laughter)
Wow!
Excuse me.
Hamada-kun.
Yes?
You know I was a baseball player, don't you?
Yes, I do.
You know, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Well, you were amazing. You were really amazing.
Yes, I know.
Yes, you were.
You were great at baseball.
You were better than Hanka Choji and Matsutaka.
I was in Japan for 50 years and next year I will be in Japan for my 90th anniversary.
I see.
I said you were great, didn't I?
You were great, didn't you?
You threw 18 extensions and scored 83.
I'm not boasting about it. I'm just telling you the truth.
He was also great at baseball.
Oh, you did?
Yes.
You know me, don't you?
I also scored 83.
You know me, don't you?
You're great, aren't you?
I was really great at baseball.
However, before I joined the club, Mr. Shigio Nagashima gave me a deposit of 18 million yen.
He gave me a deposit of 18 million yen when I was in high school.
You were great, weren't you?
Thanks to my 83 extensions, I got a deposit of 20 million yen.
At that time, my salary was only 10,000 yen.
You were great because you gave me a deposit of 18 million yen at that time.
However, you didn't have a good life.
Matsumoto.
Endo.
What's wrong with you?
Why did you apply for the club?
Why did you do that?
It's no big deal.
Just listen to me.
I'm telling you the truth.
I'm sorry.
I'll offer you 20 million yen as a deposit for that.
Sell yourself a jukebox.
What are you talking about?
I've told you before.
I've told you.
The band is famous in China.
I've told you before.
In that coastal area...
In that sauna...
When I wanted to leave in 10 minutes, Mr. Nagashima came in.
I couldn't leave first in front of such a big star.
But when I sat next to him...
Are you still talking?
You surprised me.
No, no, not yet, not yet, not yet.
Not yet, not yet.
When I sat down, everything was...
What are you talking about?
Oh, come on!
What's going on?
When you came in, you looked like Magicals' father.
You're amazing!
There's no other professional player like him.
Right.
My butt hurts!
I wanted to hit you standing up.
You're amazing!
Not yet!
Yes! 201... Yes! Yes!
No, 201 is already... 201 is already North Korea. Shall we go?
No, no, no! 201 is already enough!
No, it's already North Korea.
It's still raining!
No, no, it's still raining!
Dragons won for the first time in 52 years!
And now everyone is wearing hats!
And now you're wearing pajamas and a vest and a T-shirt.
That's me! That's me!
I don't have enough money!
Finally! Magical Bananas!
Magical Bananas! You know it, right?
You can get it with a higher contract fee than O7 island!
I've decided all the rules for the 18th extension!
I'm not just a talent!
I'm the first Japanese to win first prize!
I'm the first one!
Endo! Yanaka! Tatsumoto! Anto!
I did it!
How long are you going to talk like that?
I'm going to win first prize!
I'm going to tell you a bright story. I'm a cat.
Now in Japan, the roof of solar power plants is increasing by one every ten minutes.
The electricity you use is the kind you make yourself.
Yes, yes, it is Sharp that makes the most solar panels in the world.
Let's go to solar power plants, to a life where CO2 is less, and to the ecology class. Sharp.
Oh, I forgot to buy weapons.
Oh, it's over there.
The whereabouts of this sword are in those hands.
Dragon Quest IV. Guided by the Dead.
Let's celebrate New Year.
Hey, don't hit me!
I haven't called you yet!
I'm not stupid!
Let's leave it unscathed.
Somewhere in my heart, I may have been looking for him for a long time.
Over there, Hanaman.
I'm almost there.
Can I see you first?
Nisha. Eighth World.
A miracle of ten years.
A miracle of gift voice.
The ultimate masterpiece, Eighth World, is finally complete.
January 9th, in stores.
Ahiru. Yes!
Saboten. No way! Yes!
Kokoya. Yes!
Now it's a voice-directed game. Anywhere up to 905.
I'll close the curtains.
The members have fallen into the abyss of fear.
The so-called MRI exam is a laughable hell.
[The members who thought it was over are being tricked again.]
The members who thought it was over are being tricked again.
[The members who thought it was over are being tricked again.]
Matsumoto and Hamada thought it was a relief.
However...
[The members who thought it was over are being tricked again.]
We can't speak suddenly when there are only two of us.
This is dirty, isn't it?
What?
This is dirty, isn't it?
What is dirty?
You deliberately took Kokoriko with you...
Oh, you let them be together.
You let them be together and made them feel good.
Well, I don't know about that.
Then, let's start with Endo-kun.
What? Really?
Yes, really.
I thought it would be like that.
[Endo-kun is being tricked again.]
[The members who thought it was over are being tricked again.]
Endo, out!
I can't do it mentally.
Hey, hey.
What?
Why don't you get married freely?
Thank you.
What are you doing?
What's with that hand?
I'm sorry for talking to you like that.
I've decided not to do it anymore.
But I'm counting on you.
Noah...
Please understand me.
You're scary.
Tanaka!
What is it?
Hmm?
Don't you want a child?
Or something else?
Either is fine.
Oh, is that so?
No, it's pretty good.
Well, well...
Huh?
One! Two! Three! Four!
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