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Tomorrow night at nine o'clock, Japanese TV will age with this!
"Don't Laugh" series latest work!
"Don't Laugh" at 24 o'clock on "Gaki no Tsukai" and "Ara-hen"!
"Don't Laugh" series planned by "Gaki no Tsukai" legend!
Laughable blind men who attack members in the air!
Unpredictable traps invite you to laughable hell!
And!
This time, for the first time in the series, "Gaki no Tsukai" all cast will challenge!
Therefore!
The program will collect all the capacity!
Its scale is the largest in the past!
It's a little different!
And!
From each genre, gorgeous entertainers appear in many!
Become laughable blind men and attack!
What is it!
Five people will experience laughable hell of the second generation!
So this time, before tomorrow's broadcast,
A thorough explanation of the hospital that has become a laughing grave!
Don't laugh!
Chromicary Memorial Hospital with five nurses.
The five nurses will fight against blind people and unpredictable traps for 24 hours.
There are 22 laughing areas in this hospital.
Let's see some of them tonight.
First of all, it is a new nurse training room where the five nurses will spend a lot of time.
Normally, it would be a healing place for the nurses to take a break for a while, but...
No, it's like this...
The traps laid out in a delicate manner swallow the five of them one by one.
What kind of laughing traps are waiting for us?
Next is the front of the hospital, the front door square.
This is where patients and staff gather.
However, at Kurobikari Hospital...
I'm really sorry. Wait a minute, I'm really sorry.
Please forgive me this one time! I'm really sorry!
I'll work as hard as I can! Please!
No!
Yamasaki is on the verge of death. What is the reason for this?
Next is the examination room, which treats all patients, such as internal or external injuries.
There is also a clever trap here.
Yes, yes, yes.
Everyone...out!
He's a big old man!
What do you mean, "big old man"? And what is his true identity?
The hospital patient hospital room, which is filled with various patients.
The director is also a regular patient, so I'm being fired so that I don't need any of this.
This place, which should be quiet, is also surrounded by laughter and screams!
And on the ground adjacent to the hospital...
A mysterious event was being held!
Just what kind of event was being held?!
Next up, a modern medical phenomenon - MRI!
To examine a patient's condition, this machine is used to make an image of the patient's body!
What's with all of this?
No, no, this can't be happening!
What's happening?!
This is going to be a dream!
It's going to be a dream, right?
It's going to be a dream!
What's with this fear of MRIs?!
No matter where you are, for 24 hours...
They keep making you laugh without a break!
I'm sorry!
I forgot about that pain!
Will the five of them be able to survive this hell?!
Toshikushi Special on New Year's Day!
"A Hospital Where You Must Not Laugh For 24 Hours"!
Tomorrow night at 9 AM!
It seems like it's the last broadcast of the year.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
Thank you very much.
How many years have you been doing this?
Um... 20 years.
The person who started this show is already 20 years old.
You're old.
You were born when it started!
Shut up.
You're in a bad state right now.
Die!
Die, little gorilla!
Who's a gorilla?
I've found an interesting store!
I've said it many times before,
but it's either Chinese or Taiwanese, right?
The 14th place person.
I see.
I can't speak Japanese that well,
but maybe it's okay if I use a hidden camera for the first time in a while?
Seriously?
That's a bit of a steam.
What kind of feeling?
Today, thank you very much, everyone!
That's what you say, right?
That's fine!
Today, thank you very much, everyone!
That's fine!
How many times do I have to say this before I go home?!
Today, thank you very much, everyone!
Everyone, today, thank you very much, everyone!
I'm serious!
I'm serious about this!
I don't say it like that!
Die!
I don't say it like that!
I'm standing at the door again!
I'm serious! Thank you very much!
That's fine!
I don't say it like that!
I'm serious about this!
Die!
I've been to that store about ten times.
Ten times?
I've always thought it was terrible.
But when I went there the other day,
it was so terrible that I said, "Isn't it a little annoying?!"
Because it's so terrible.
But I don't know much about Japanese, so I'm like, "Huh?"
So, more than that, thank you very much for today!
Shut up! Shut up!
I get it now!
You don't know anything!
So...
I'm surprised!
I think you say it like thirty or forty times!
There are about two or three people in class, right?
Well, it depends on the time zone.
But when it's about three people, all of them say it.
Isn't it one old man?
It's not an old man. There are about three women.
There are about two or three people.
But all of them don't say much.
Thank you very much!
I'm sorry.
Really!
Really, thank you very much!
I thought it was over, but I read it again.
A different one came out, and in summary, thank you very much for today!
That's enough!
No, I'm serious!
It's a store like the 12th floor.
When I got off the stairs and got in the taxi, I looked up and saw it from above.
I said, "Is it okay now? Is it okay now?" I said, "Are you really persistent?" and I'm about to leave, but you're still behind me.
Thank you very much for today!
Shut up!
Shall we go?
Well, you know, there's a hotpot place.
What?
A hotpot place.
It's like a middle-sized hotpot place.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's like that.
It's like a high-end store.
It's like I have to have cash.
You really can't accept this kind of thing, can you?
I used to be able to accept it.
Recently, when I smell money like this, the customers are like...
Of course they do.
This is a little bad, isn't it?
But I think it's serious.
Do you think it's serious?
You're wrong.
It's serious!
If you say that, it's definitely more serious for you.
You have a lot of money.
You have 20,000 yen bills.
Are you kidding me? I don't have it.
It's really recent.
Kirin's *****.
He hasn't received it at all recently.
When I say I have about 100 million yen, he doesn't receive it at all.
I don't know what it is.
It's sold out.
Let's go to that store.
Let's all have a hidden camera.
You should pay for it.
It costs a lot. It costs about 20,000 yen for one person.
No, it's about me.
You don't receive it now, do you?
You can't receive it for the second time.
Shut up.
I'm going with this. You don't pay for it.
If you do it more than a few times, I'll pay for it.
I see.
If you do it more than a few times, you pay for it.
Let's do it.
How many times?
Two times.
You said you'd say it dozens of times.
You said you'd say it about 40 times.
But it depends on how many important people there are.
I won't say it 40 times.
I'm an old man over 40 years old.
Why did you say it so hard?
Even if you ask me if I said it, I won't say it 40 times.
But 40 is a little...
Can I add up all the important people?
If you add up all the important people, you can say it about 40 times.
Isn't it 80?
No, I said it about as many times as you said it.
Do you think I'll get hit?
No, I said it about as many times as you said it.
So it was amazing.
I said it about as many times as you said it.
I'm not saying you should say it.
I said it about as many times as you said it.
How many times did you say it?
I didn't count how many times I said it, but it doesn't make sense.
You said 30, didn't you?
I don't think you said 30.
I'm not saying it by myself.
There are many people who say it by themselves.
Ask them, too.
It's normal, isn't it?
Do you understand?
You said you wouldn't say 30.
Let's say 30.
What?
30.
You said more than 30, didn't you?
I said more than 30.
How many people did you say it?
It's hard to say it by myself.
What did you say at that time?
Wait a minute.
One more time.
You've been in the UK for 20 years.
Don't you want to go anymore?
Well...
It stinks!
Why did you say that?
It stinks!
After this, the whole story of the rumored Chinese restaurant will be revealed.
It seems that you've met the Goddess of Victory.
What is the true nature of the Goddess of Victory?
You say that a lot, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Have you met her?
Well...
Once at a bar in Ginza.
You went to a bar for a drink, didn't you?
I went to a bar for a drink, didn't I?
Was she a goddess?
No, no. She was drinking shiso jouchi.
You're still alive.
How did you know that she was a goddess of victory?
I told her myself. I was talking with her master.
"Me too," I said.
"Me too," you said.
"I'm a goddess of victory," I said.
That's just...
You're right.
That's what I said.
Really?
Yes. I said, "Oh, I see."
You talked to her?
"Oh, excuse me," I said.
"Oh, excuse me," I said. "I'm also a little curious about her."
Does she look like an ordinary person?
Well, I'd say she's in a brash dress.
Brash?
Her U-shape is so extravagant.
Well, my father is far away.
I didn't have any bad intentions.
What did he say?
"Excuse me," he said.
I asked him if he was a goddess of victory.
"That's enough," he said.
It's busy, isn't it?
If there's a competition or something like that...
It happens once in a while.
It's one person, isn't it?
There are about eight people.
It's alternate.
I came to drink silverware on vacation today.
This person?
He wasn't aware of it at all.
What did he say?
"Excuse me," he said.
"I don't watch TV," he said.
Then why do you know I'm on TV?
He said like that.
Then...
Then we took a taxi.
With who?
Together.
Where did you go?
Where did you go with the chief's wife?
We went to the summit.
What did you say?
We said we lived in the summit.
What did you say?
I wanted to say...
Anyway, we can't do it today.
Today is Oda-bakkai, so we can't do it for the first time.
Are you stupid?
What kind of person is he?
He said he was 39 years old.
But you can only see about 35 or 36 years old.
But you can see his picture.
It's important for a woman.
In the end, he went to Sanx.
Did you go shopping?
He went to Sanx and went out and went to Lawson again.
No, I didn't.
I didn't go to Sanx.
I'm quite an interesting person.
Finally, the emergency verification.
What is the result?
Everyone, thank you very much.
I'm serious.
Will these words come out 30 times?
Emergency verification.
The members immediately went to the rumored restaurant.
Are you serious?
It's a big deal.
Are you serious?
It's a big deal.
I'm sure you've never heard of it before.
Thank you very much.
I'll never say it again.
Thank you very much.
I'll say it again because I want to eat it.
It's a big deal.
The rumored Chinese restaurant was in a luxury residential area in the city.
The members go into the restaurant with hidden cameras.
The first customer is a woman in a vest.
The second customer is a woman in a white uniform.
Are they the waiters who say "thank you" to the customers?
The first customer is a woman in a white uniform.
The second customer is a woman in a white uniform.
20 minutes have passed since they entered the restaurant.
Here, other customers have finished eating and are standing in line.
I was shocked.
What does that mean?
What does it mean?
It's been 200 years since it's been released.
It only means one time per person.
- Did you put it in? - No, no, no.
- You didn't put it in at all? - No, no, no.
- You're making me mad. - No, no, no.
- I'm sure you didn't put it in. - No, no, no.
- I just want to know where you thought you put it in. - You didn't put it in.
- You didn't put it in.
However, after this, something happened that was a chase for Matsumoto.
- Shouldn't you put it in? - I'll just put it in randomly.
- Good morning, I'm Kimochi. - Oh, you're Kanishime.
- Good evening, everyone. - Thank you for coming.
- Good morning, I'm Kimochi. - Oh, you're Kanishime.
- Good evening, everyone. - Thank you for coming.
You're already dancing.
What's that?
It's not good.
You're kidding me.
It's not good.
You're kidding me.
You're right.
You're the only one.
After that, the members enjoyed the hot pot.
Everyone, I'm really sorry about today.
Finally, the accounting starts.
What's the result?
Do you say "thank you" more than 30 times?
Excuse me.
Let me see you.
Yes.
Thank you for coming.
Can I say it twice?
Or three times?
Oh, I see.
I see.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for your help.
I hope you'll continue to help us this year and next year.
I hope you'll continue to help us next year and next year.
Thank you very much again.
Thank you very much.
I don't have any money.
What's wrong with you?
It's strange.
Excuse me, is it 26 on Sunday?
Oh, it's 26.
It's 26.
Thank you very much.
It's ridiculous.
Yes.
Thank you very much for everything.
Yes.
I hope we can work together again.
Thank you very much.
Thank you all for today.
Thank you.
Thank you all for everything.
Thank you all for today.
Okay.
Thank you.
I'm being bullied.
Thank you for coming.
She said it when she thought of it.
Thank you for coming.
I'm serious.
Isn't it amazing?
Do you think we'll lose?
Look at us!
I'm serious.
It was like that
It's not an ordinary shop
I couldn't stand it anymore in the middle of it
But you ...
I brought crabs, but I couldn't stand it anymore in the middle of it
I'm sorry
I should push this, right?
No, no, no
I'm sorry
I should push this, right?
No, no, no
Wow
Yes
How many times?
I'm sure of it
Yes
I'm announcing it
44 times
Wow
I didn't lead you that far
You did
I thought you were dirty in the middle of it
How much was it?
224,000 yen
Thank you
Thank you so much for today
I said it for the 45th time
224,000 yen
Thank you so much for today
Are you serious?
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