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We'll be talking about the first episode of "The Useless Kids"
where we'll be talking about the 100,000 yen prize money for "Kikiponzu"
That's right!
It's not as bad as we expected, right?
Kikiponzu, right?
This is the 21st episode!
The 21st episode of "Kikiponzu"
Yes!
Um, excuse me, I...
Who are you?
What's wrong?
Huh, what's wrong?
Totsan Boya.
What's wrong?
I like hot pot.
Do it properly.
Go home! Don't make fun of the TV!
Well, Mr. Yamazaki...
To put it simply, I think it's a curse of Moriman.
Does that mean this is your talent?
Mr. Yamazaki's talent.
Well, it's not a talent, it's Luigi Talent.
I don't know!
What do you think?
I don't think anyone knows.
It's about this.
It's a major talent.
It's like you were in a fridge.
Yes.
It's a chance of four out of fifteen.
The staff challenged it.
Of course, if you're right, you'll get 100,000 yen.
If you're right...
I don't know why, but it's a penalty game.
Really?
Yes.
You have to give me a penalty.
It's a story, isn't it?
"Kikiponsu".
The first challenger is Mr. Tanaka.
His talent is to use organic yuzu for luxury.
"Yamasa Yukiponsu".
Mr. Tanaka, there's one with yuzu and one with only ponsu.
Can I have both?
No.
Sorry, sorry.
How much is it?
This is tough.
What should we do?
Straight?
Yes.
Please let me have it straight.
I think so, too.
I'm thirsty.
That's a lot.
Like wine.
Is it tasty?
It's not as sour as I thought it would be,
but compared to the standard one I usually eat at home...
That's enough.
Tanaka, you've never had it with yuzu, right?
That's right.
I wanted to try both,
but the one with yuzu and the straight one...
I think it's easier for the little gorilla.
Little gorilla.
That's right.
But it's easier to understand if you do it like this, right?
I think so, too.
I think there's a taste that goes well with it.
Give it back!
I don't like the little gorilla, either.
I don't like it, either.
If you look closely,
there's one with sudachi and one with yuzu.
I see!
When it comes to sudachi and yuzu...
When it comes to that...
This most standard sweet and sour flavor pong...
It doesn't have it.
That's right.
Try saying it like that and see if it's different.
Try saying it like that.
It's different!
Is it that obvious?
It's completely different!
The one I ate wasn't sweet and sour flavor pong.
Alright!
You're the first one to say "sweet and sour flavor pong"
Of course!
Kanetoshi's sweet and sour flavor pong.
Let me show you...
It's different!
It's different?
The sourness is different.
This is sweet and sour flavor pong.
And...
I told you that the sourness is different.
For now...
Yes, you're right.
Are you sure?
You've been scolding me for a long time.
The one I ate...
wasn't lonely sweet and sour flavor pong!
That's where you learn your lesson.
Yes.
The type of citrus is different.
I see.
That means that sweet and sour flavor pong disappears!
I see.
I thought it wasn't lonely sweet and sour flavor pong.
The sourness is different.
Different?
The sourness is different?
Kanetoshi decides that sweet and sour flavor pong is different.
And he disappears sweet and sour flavor pong.
He quickly tastes the flavor and clears four times in a row!
That was fast.
Yes.
Yamasa's sweet and sour flavor pong.
This is also sweet and sour flavor pong.
Sweet and sour flavor pong.
You're on a journey of disappearing sweet and sour flavor pong.
Yes, I am.
I've been doing it for a long time.
Yes.
No, this is yuzu.
It's salty.
I thought it was different from yuzu.
What I ate is not YAMA-SAN's "courageous ponzu".
What?
You're cheating!
That was really embarrassing.
- The most embarrassing one. - It was really embarrassing.
- This one wasn't prepared. - This is scary.
- It's cut off.
Even if you're gay!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
- Ouch! - It's broken.
It was saved by a green onion.
It's really broken.
- It's really broken. - Oh, that!
Yuzu, what did you do?
I was determined to laugh.
What are you talking about?
Next up is Hamada.
He has the same name as Tanaka.
Yamasa's Yuki Ponzu.
How will Hamada's tongue sound?
- What's wrong? - What's wrong?
I can't speak at all.
Don't you usually...
use ketchup for everything?
Do you use a pot?
It's sour, but...
I feel like it's a little sweet, too.
- I see. - It's sweet, but...
- It's sweet, but...
I want this one.
- Sudachi. - Yes.
It's good.
I can't tell with my nose.
You can't tell with your nose.
I can't tell with my nose.
What should I do?
- Your face. - It wasn't this strong.
If this is Sudachi,
does that mean what I drank wasn't Sudachi?
Sudachi is strong. It wasn't this strong.
The one I drank wasn't Sudachi Ponzu!
It's because Sudachi is tough, right?
If you don't mind, would you like to wash your mouth with water?
Not at all!
Do you have a pot?
You kind of look like Ikenaga Gentai right now.
Let's have a sip of this thick and dense yuzu.
Yuzu is pretty popular in commercials, right?
Let's have a sip of this thick and dense yuzu.
You're drinking it.
I'm going for it.
Huh? I feel like it was a little sweeter.
It's not different at all.
I don't think this is what I was told.
But it's not sweet.
You say that a lot.
I've been saying it since my debut.
It's been 25 or 26 years.
You can say that about Yoshimoto, too.
It's not sweet.
Ama-san, if you don't mind, would you like to dip it in this?
Yes.
It's a little sweeter.
It's a lot.
What's the point of dipping it in that?
It's good.
It's good, right?
I'm not saying anything different from this.
It's definitely not going to work.
It doesn't make much sense.
It's not like you can watch it on TV.
It doesn't matter if you dip it in it.
This is different. It's a little sweeter.
The one I ate was yuzu ponzu flavored cola.
Goma-san!
Hamada aimed at yuzu-flavored ponzu.
He carefully assessed the taste and cleared it in three consecutive years.
He's back as an actor.
Should I go with this one?
Kikkoman.
Yuzu-flavored ponzu.
Kikkoman.
Goma.
This is a little close, too.
The sourness comes later and it's a little close.
It's hard.
It's my first time hearing it.
It's always sweet.
No, no. The sourness is naturally coming from the yuzu, but it's sweet after a little bit of a sweet thing.
That sweet thing doesn't work, does it?
This is a sweet thing that doesn't work.
It's not sweet. I've done it up to here.
It's a sweet thing, isn't it?
No, no.
You know, you have to study, don't you? When you're a kid.
You know?
The sourness comes later and it's a little close.
I'll say it in front of you.
If you get it right.
Oh! Huh?
It's not it, is it?
Epo.
Goma.
You can't.
You...
I ate...
Kikkoman Kaju Ponzu Yuzuka!
That was close!
Oh, wait.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm really scared.
You! Put the pot around you!
It hurts!
Behind you!
It hurts now.
What was it?
Again.
It was the same as Tanaka.
Yes.
Yuuki Ponzu.
You squeezed it on the ponzu, didn't you?
Yes.
Next to it.
You squeezed it on the ponzu, didn't you?
Today's show is about squeezing it on the ponzu!
Next up is Epo defending Nobuzuki.
Next up is Usami's feelings for you.
How does it taste?
Ah, this is delicious.
You're a perverted big eater.
Wow!
You shouldn't do that.
It doesn't taste like Yuzu or something like that.
I see.
What do you mean?
You don't know?
This man will show us his surprising taste buds.
If it didn't taste like Yuzu or something like that, it's this one, right?
Is it different?
No, it's good.
If you go with the flow...
That's right.
You didn't write this one, did you?
Mizukawa...
Ah! But I was wrong! This is completely different!
This was in here earlier! Like daidai!
Which one? What do you mean?
It was in here!
It's somewhat in there...
Um... What I ate...
is not ajipon!
I...
Ah! What I ate...
is not ajipon!
Ah! I can't do it! I'll hit you!
I don't like this!
This is the 21st time!
Yes!
No, I understand!
You're just messing around!
However!
From the beginning, with confidence,
he saw the difference in taste and cleared it with good tempo!
It's amazing!
Yes! It's amazing!
That's right, but...
this is a little...
somehow...
That's what you call it, right?
For now... For now...
Ah, I see.
That's what you call it, right?
He was in Tanaka and Hamada.
Yamasa's organic ponzu looks suspicious.
Heipo erases other ponzu.
Ah!
That's amazing!
Here I go!
Two pages, right?
Yes!
Ah, I understand!
What is this?!
Cool!
Heipo has confidence in his tongue and taste!
This is not a malony!
This is not raw ponzu!
Without even a moment of hesitation, he erases ponzu one by one!
That speed is amazing!
In no time!
Out of 15, he cleared 9!
That's cool!
That's...
That's what you call it, right?
I saw it!
That face...
That was amazing!
That face...
Maromura...
Umajimura...
Ah, Yuzu's village...
Umajimura...
I'll go with that!
I think it's something like that.
That's right.
That's what makes me angry.
First of all, can I kick your ass with my musical instrument?
That's right. I'm walking in the city.
However!
Heipo has no hesitation!
In total, he successfully completed 12!
There are only 3 left!
Handmade koboku yuzu ponzu is coming!
This is amazing!
The scent of yuzu is too strong.
Oh, it's good! It's good, but...
Can you cut it out for a second?
Oh, no!
What I just ate is not koboku yuzu ponzu!
Wonderful!
This is amazing!
This is really amazing!
I think it's different because it looks different.
That's probably it.
Oh, is it?
I don't know!
I'll get it right! I'll get it right!
I'll drink usami tsukiomoi.
It's a little like it, but I think it has a little alcohol in it.
Sake?
It's like sake.
Is it good?
I don't know, but it's just my own feeling.
So I think it's different.
That's it.
So it's like the culprit found out!
The culprit found out!
What is it?
You can't drink this anymore.
That's right.
Then I'll drink it!
It's amazing!
It looks a little different.
What I ate is yuuki ponzu!
It's delicious!
Something's coming!
Something's scary.
It's changed!
It'll definitely hurt.
You won't even be useful for the show!
It's heavy! It's heavy!
It's heavy!
It's stuck in my neck!
What a waste!
Wow!
It's so frustrating!
I wanted to run away!
What was that?!
It was so scary!
The next challenger is Endo.
His ingredient is a light-tasting kikkoman yuzu.
He went to Japan.
Double fingers.
It's yuzu. It's definitely yuzu.
I know that.
I don't think I can spend this much time anymore.
It's not even yuzu.
It was too early.
This is the main ingredient.
This time it's a big one.
It's a trend.
Yamasa's yuzu kikkoman.
I'll go first.
I see.
Double fingers.
What is that?
It's completely different.
I know what it is.
The one I drank is not Yamasa's yuzu kikkoman!
If it's not this one, I'll have to go for the right one.
Are you going to aim for it?
I'm going to aim for it.
Umajimura's yuzu kikkoman.
Double fingers.
I said it on purpose, but I didn't think it would happen.
I didn't think it would come this soon.
It really came.
And...
I don't know how to make it funny.
I don't like it when you ask me.
I don't know how to make it funny.
I don't know how to do it.
If you get it right, it's amazing.
If you don't get it right, it's meaningless.
The food I ate and drank is...
Ponzu soy sauce.
It's from Yuzu.
This is terrible!
I don't know.
I don't like it.
In place of General Nabe...
I will judge!
I don't like it.
Are you sure?
I don't know Yuzu and Kabosu.
Let's go with ten.
What are you saying?
I don't like it.
The last challenger is Matsumoto.
But...
Wow, it's strong. I'm sorry.
What is it?
I don't know who put on the eye mask.
But it smells like an old man.
This is bad.
It smells like an old man.
This is definitely illegal.
It doesn't smell illegal.
It smells like hair tonic.
To Matsumoto, who faced an unexpected enemy of old men,
we introduced a secret scent called "Marshmallows".
What will it taste like?
Oh my!
What is this?!
Ohohohohoho!
It's elegant!
It's dripping all over your face.
Can you tell?
It'll get in your nose too, if you don't do it now.
It's quite addictive!
Oh...
What are you doing?
Um...
What are you doing?
I'm removing the monolid.
Once you're done with this, don't go back in.
But you can definitely do it.
Wow, but this first shot is important!
This is really...
I want to touch it.
I don't know if you can see it or not,
but I think it's thin.
Oh, I see.
The color itself is thin.
That's what I thought at first.
I see, I see.
So, if we start with the thin color,
this secret scent is dark.
Yes.
This is thin.
Thank you.
Can I say something?
I don't know!
That's right!
That's why I'm saying it!
I don't know!
I don't know until I laugh!
That's right!
No way!
It can't be!
It can't be all of a sudden!
Is that so?
No, I don't think so!
But it's close!
It's really close, but I'm definitely not wrong about saying it's a thin one.
I see.
I'm not wrong, but...
What should I do?
No, but there's no way! There's definitely no way!
No, it's not here!
I'll stop here for now.
Yes.
The one I ate is...
It's not Marunshibori Yuzu Fragrance!
This is too dramatic!
Satsudai dance!
Here it comes!
It's dripping.
Here it comes!
You! I'll make you into a pot of meat!
Here it comes!
This is too dramatic!
That felt good.
You're just an idiot!
You're the worst!
You're the worst of the worst!
But if you watch TV, you'll know!
Matsumoto doesn't come out of his room at all!
Why is that?
If you come out at this hour, you're done for!