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A musical instrument user. A usual music room before recording.
In a fun magazine, he chooses a woman he likes and gets excited, but...
...there is no image of that man.
Excuse me.
Excuse me for the interruption.
Is it okay if we talk for a little bit?
I'm Uchino Matsumoto.
Uchino Matsumoto?
Everyone knows him.
Let's talk for a little bit.
Excuse me.
Excuse me for the interruption.
Is it okay if we talk for a little bit?
You guys...
Again?
It's the same pattern.
A chicken-like, unscrupulous comedian like you...
...tries to fly around the big screen of the entertainment world like a wild boar.
So, who is the real technician, sexual dynamite and human red caterpillar?
Uchino Matsumoto, who has become a novelist who makes you realize this journey.
I wrote a novel.
I wrote "Bear Touching Park".
"Bear Touching Park" is here.
And it's here.
It's too dark.
I also wrote "Pet Shop".
It's all about animals.
You guys are weird this time.
This time, it's about animals.
It's about animals, isn't it?
But you say "come" every time and you don't get first place.
That's right.
It's normal.
You were desperate last time, too.
I was.
You were like "mannequin, go!"
You were happy when you almost won.
You were like "yeah!" and you were happy.
You heard it, didn't you?
You heard it.
You heard it and you were happy.
For now, Uchino Matsumoto will wait for you.
You guys are weird.
Hey, hey.
I want to see it.
One, two...
You guys are weird.
Up until now, the members have been competing with their manly pride for three times.
Matsumoto, the winner of the first battle, will have a big battle after that.
Yeah!
And the punishment game for humiliation is two times for Tanaka and one for Endo.
What kind of competition will they have this time and what kind of punishment game is waiting for them?
It's close every time.
It's tough.
It doesn't really matter, does it?
It doesn't.
It's like a safari park or something like that.
It's like a movie called "Kodakill".
Thank you for the food!
It's like every time I eat something, I feel like I'm getting stronger.
Dara-dara-dara-dara, get up and walk, you f****** comedian!
What do you mean "comedian"?
I don't think there are any f****** comedians.
I don't think there's anyone like that.
Today...
It's about kissing! Kissing!
Yes.
Kissing.
Have you ever kissed? Raise your hand!
Of course we have.
Then let's hear about your first kiss!
How old were you?
I was... 12? 13?
That's early.
It's not like that now.
Tell me your full name.
Huh?
Tell me your full name.
The one you kissed?
Yes, that's right.
Tell me.
Who was I back then?
Back then...
It's about heart-kissing!
Say it clearly. Clearly.
Are you guys serious?
Why are you looking at me like that?
No, but...
Heart-kissing, you guys!
You know who it is, right?
You know?
I know.
Who is it?
It's Ishida Mieko.
Ishida Mieko-kun.
Mieko-kun.
That's...
Why do I have to say it?!
You don't remember, do you?!
Today...
It's pretty embarrassing.
Right?!
It's embarrassing.
Today, it's about kissing! Kissing!
Kissing...
It's about how much you guys can kiss!
Ah, that's right.
There's more prepared for you, so you can look forward to it.
Yes...
Go over there!
Hurry up and say it!
It's embarrassing, isn't it?!
It's true.
Hurry up and say it!
Here you go.
Thank you!
What is this?!
I see.
What is this?!
Kiss Machine!
This time, it's different from last time.
It's difficult to decide who will go first.
Today, it's about how much you guys can kiss!
It's a speed kiss match!
The rules are simple!
You move forward on an automatically moving platform,
and compete how many times you can kiss the lips that come out of 80 holes on each side!
This time, aside from Matsumoto and his members,
6 people have joined in addition to the Charan plan!
Of course, there's a harsh punishment waiting for you!
I see...
Are you ready?
I'm ready!
Are you confident you can do it?
Are you confident you can kiss?
I'm not confident at all!
There's enough momentum for me to bite off everything!
You're bad at that!
I'm bad at that?
You're not gentle!
You're wild!
In Okinawa!
You're wild!
In Okinawa!
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Hurry up and decide the order!
There it is!
What's that? A wallet?
Shall I go first?
No, Bakium will go first!
Bakium, will you go first?
This is the very beginning, isn't it?
Well, I'd like to see it first.
That's true.
Okay, then!
For now, Bakium will go first!
Okay!
Will you go first?
Um, I'm just going to be called "Bakium" normally.
Your license is "Bakium-san", right?
The top batter is "Bakium Fujiwara".
Will his skills be enough?
Okay, let's go!
It's "Bakium-san"!
Please go ahead!
Listen carefully!
Ready...
What?
Wow, wow, wow!
He's pretty good, isn't he?
Ah, I see.
Of course, the speed of the bat is constant.
I see.
In other words, it's a number of times.
Look, every time he hits the ball, it moves a little, doesn't it?
It's true!
It's true from the start!
It's getting harder and harder.
By the way, I think it's about 50 seconds until the goal.
50 seconds?
He's pretty good!
Ah...
That's right...
His face is a little...
If you think about it a little more...
When he's running away...
He's really running away!
Ah, he ran away just now!
This is difficult!
It's difficult!
Ah, it's over!
I see...
How is it, "Bakium-san"?
I'm going to run.
- What? - Seriously? - What?
You're saying "haa"!
I'm 29 years old and I'm already like this...
- No! - No!
- Fujiwara-san looks like he has a lot of stamina. - That's right!
- Seriously! - I'm about to explode!
- What? - I see!
- Fujiwara-san's record is... - What is it?
Let's take a look! Here you go!
- Look! - 54 seconds!
- Wow! - This is...
- How is it? - How is it?
- This is... - This is...
It's about 54 seconds until you reach your goal.
- It's about 50 seconds. - Yes.
Well, once every second!
- Wow, you can tell! - That's right! You can tell!
Next challenger! Decide!
- He keeps coming up! - That's annoying!
- What should we do? - Should I say mine?
- Seriously? - Mine...
- How old are you? 20? - I'm 29!
- 29! - I'm 39!
- See? - I see!
- How old are you? - How old are you?
- I see! - I see!
However, Zaki-san's record in this series isn't that bad!
- He's doing his best! - That's right!
- He's putting in a lot of effort! - He's putting in a lot of effort!
- Well, let's do it! - Let's do it!
- Let's do it!
Yamasaki has an unexpected high score!
Let's see his kiss technique!
Alright! Let's do it!
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
On your marks...
Get set...
This is scary!
- Now, what's yours? - Homework...
- So... - You're the first one...
- Not doing a single step... - I get it now!
- It's dis comprehensive... - You're the first one...
- Well, maybe that's true... - Yeah...
By the way, I think it's out of no where!
- Well, now that you mentioned it, I think it's out of no where! - Yeah...
If you come from the side a little, you're gonna have to throw it!
- I'm sure of it! - It's out of no where now. - Yeah, it's out of no where.
Ah! It hit it!
It's out of no where!
- You're throwing it enough! - It's out of no where!
- Huh?! - Well, well, well...
- Are you all right?! - There's more tosses and returns than headings!
- Oh, is that so? - Yeah, it's dangerous...
- Isn't it going backwards soon?! - Well, in terms of movement,
The speed is there, but it's unexpected.
How is it?
Wow, it's a little bumpy.
Wow, it's really bumpy!
Is it hard?
No...
I have a pain here.
Huh?
I have a pain here and I kissed it too much.
You kissed it too much?
Yes.
Now, Mr. Yamaki's record is...
Go ahead!
Wow!
This is amazing!
Wow!
This is amazing!
I didn't know there was such a difference.
He was faster than Bakium. He caught all the ones below.
That's right. He caught all of them.
You can only do that if you're not Do-M.
In that sense, it seems like Do-M is better suited for it.
Next challenger, Kenji!
I'd like to see it.
To be honest, you said you were in your 20s and 30s, but I think you're in your 40s.
I see what it's like to be in your 40s.
I'd like to see it.
Hamada, representing his 40s.
How many times will he steal a kiss with his proud tongue?
Let's go!
This is scary.
This is hard.
He's saying it all now!
He missed it!
This is bad!
You had a chance!
This is bad!
That's not good!
He's looking down!
This is bad!
This could begin interesting results.
This is bad for Cosmic Girls.
Shymez will learn Akira several times while traveling.
They might meet again in the future.
Let's go back and see.
Abou's record is...
Amada-san, you're terrible!
- That's how it was, right? - That's right.
I mean, they're touching each other so much!
- Then I'll go. - You'll go?
- Ah, Endo will you go? - Please.
- I'll go. - I'll go.
- Endo is... - This guy definitely can't do it.
- Is that so? - This guy...
- This guy is the type of guy who can't do anything. - That's right.
- There's not much he wants to do. - No, really.
When you said "caretaker", I got a little nervous.
- Endo is a caretaker. - This guy...
Right?
- Everyone's like "who the hell is that?" - When you said "who the hell is that?", like...
You didn't say anything, right?
Endo doesn't care what anyone says.
Can Kiss do it?
- Okay, let's do it! - Please!
- It's not as rough as it looks. - It's definitely tough.
- It's pretty smooth. - It's smooth.
- It hurts! - It's painful.
- My sister... - It's painful!
- My sister...
- My sister is a little...
- Hey! - What is this?
- This is bad! - This is bad!
- This is completely wrong!
- It's bad! - If you get hit once and you're like "gagun", you won't be able to put it back on.
- But you're getting it back on! - No!
- You're getting it back on! - I can't stand it!
- But you don't have to get hit so much. - It's painful!
Endo!
- I was like this too, right? - Yes. - How many years?!
- Your heart broke, right? - To be honest, I was so excited in the first half of the game, but I thought it was over.
- Endo's record is... - 50 seconds! - It's definitely over!
- I knew it! It's because you fell! - It's over if you fell!
- It's definitely over! - It's 40 seconds! - That's right. You can't fall off the stage.
- I don't think I know what's going on. - It's pretty tough. - I'm not confident at all.
- Let's watch it again! - I'm not confident at all!
Will Kisu be able to do it?
- Maybe... - No, no, no!
- But compared to the previous circle, you can do it! - Ah, but...
- You can do it! - Ah...
- The circle is... - The circle is...
It's true!
The circle is wobbling around here!
- Ah! - Ah!
- It fell in front of you! - It's okay, it's okay!
- No, this circle is bad! - Ah...
- Ah, this is... - Ah...
- Ah, this is... but... - This part is annoying!
- Not at all! - It's quite annoying, isn't it?
- Huh? - No, no!
- No, compared to the previous circle, you can do it! - Are you serious?
- No, this is bad! - No, no!
- No, the way you flew down the circle was amazing! - It was amazing, that's for sure!
- I panicked! - How was it?
- I panicked a lot! - Yeah...
- You lost a lot of stamina in the middle of it! - It was tiring...
- I feel like I'm going to puke right now! - You feel like you're going to puke?
- Yeah... - Your movements are a little...
- Your movements are a little off the stage. - I feel like I'm in a hurry! I have to go forward quickly!
- How was it?! - How was it?!
- Okay, let's look at the previous record! Here it is!
- Alright! - Ah, 49!
- See, I lost too! - You too!
- Hamada lost too! - Yeah.
- To be honest, I don't lose to Tanaka. - No, no, no!
- No, you're right! - Endo's 40 times! You have to get that score!
- That's right! And why do we always have a small circle match?!
- Alright! - Hurry up and go! - Alright, let's go!
Mr. Tanaka has lost twice in this series,
Will you change your course?
Do you have it?
- Yes! - Are you ok?
- Ok! Please do! - What's up with this series...
- I see - foram sweets
Ah, this is nice
- Wow, he's pretty tough - He's tough, his treatment of the camera is absolutely...
- If you bring three people at once, you're quite some fight... - Wow, wow, wow
- See, you don't know good things! - Wow, wow, wow
Wow! English! English! English!
Go, Eigo! Eigo, Eigo, Eigo!
Why'd you fall?
What happened?
Look! It's all Eigo's fault!
You fell again?!
Do your best!
But I'm flying!
You're not good enough!
Really...
He's about to fly again...
Wait! Wait!
Wait!
But it's not done yet!
You're not done yet!
What's with you, Jinnei?!
Ah, this!
- How's that?! - That's terrible!
- Three times different! - Tanaka-san!
- Tanaka-san!
- You look the most tired of all of us! - Your face is pale!
- What's wrong with you?!
- You're burning up! - What's wrong with you?!
- What's wrong with you?!
You look like Yatsuhaka-mura!
I hate you the most of all of us!
- Your face is pale! - You look like Yatsuhaka - mura!
- You look like Yatsuhaka-mura! - You can't run away from me like that!
- Now, Tanaka-san! - Now, this!
- Are you ready?! - Yes!
Announce the results!
- Go ahead! - Yes!
- Look! - Look!
- Yes! - Yes!
That's definitely it!
- What's that? - What's that?
- I don't know. - 33 points.
- It's almost half of what Hosei said. - What's that?
- 33 points? - What's that?
- So...
- Tanaka-san, penalty game! - Yes!
- Go ahead! - Tanaka-san's penalty game is...
"Out of focus poster, kiss-ma-no-kei"!
If you do it, you'll know what I mean.
- Go ahead! - Go ahead!
Tanaka, seriously...
If this comparison ends, seriously...
This series, seriously...
I don't like this...
I can't win.
I really can't win.
It's a penalty game.
I have to do it or it won't end.
I want to go. This shopping street, posters...
I want to kiss all of them...
and go around.
I'll go!
Damn it...
Damn it, damn it... This feeling...
- Damn it... Damn it... - Wait, wait, wait!
- Where is it? - Is it here?
Damn it...
Looking for it is...
annoying...
This is a poster...
This is it...
Alright...
Let's go...
Wow...
I don't care about clouds and snow
I don't want to forget anything
Alright, let's go!
Am I not Sega Aeco-san?
The pink suit I wore at the party
Alright, let's go!
My heart is pounding
Let's go
Tanaka-san
Yes
Yes, yes
I see
It's Asakusa
I don't like this
Excuse me
OK, let's go back.
High-tech walking.
Impulse.
Oh, it's true.
Wow, there are a lot of them.
Let's go.
Wow, and we can't reach it.
It's a bit difficult.
We can't reach it.
Let's go.
Lund Theater. Rock bar. I see.
I was too excited about Asakusa.
There it is again.
I was too excited about Asakusa. There it is again.
I am your father.
This place is messed up.
I don't know. I shouldn't do it.
Ah, Sega Ayako-san!
Wow, it's the second time!
Wow, wow, wow, I miss you.
Straight ahead.
I love you so.
Mikasa...
Wow...
Is it a poster?
I don't know, but...
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