AISubs v3.5
The usual school night with the kids.
What's going on in the middle of the night?
Good morning!
I'd like to talk to you about something.
What is it?
I just woke up.
What did you say?
I'd like you to go on a date with me again.
I don't think it's because you just woke up.
What do you mean?
It's like the third episode.
Stop it!
You were so excited about it last time.
Don't change the subject!
Ayako Nishikawa, a talented singer.
And Harumi Nemoto, a heavy metal singer.
They went on a date twice in a row.
But!
The filming was interrupted due to various sexual acts.
On top of that, the filming was interrupted due to various sexual acts.
Ayako and Harumi are just kids.
They're adults.
But you said the same thing about girls.
What kind of girls do you like?
I like fat, glamorous girls.
What?
Why did you say that?
I don't know!
Why did you say that?
I'll ask you!
But you have to speak Japanese.
My English is terrible.
I go abroad a lot.
Your English is terrible?
Yes, it is.
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm okay.
You know I travel all over the world, don't you?
That's true.
I went to France on vacation.
That's amazing.
My English is perfect.
Can you say it in English?
I'm not sure.
You didn't say it.
Let me speak it.
But...
I thought you were done.
But...
I thought you were done.
I thought you were done, but you just made a face.
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Is this because of the military demand?
Well...
It's good.
Yes.
It's not...
It's not that bad.
That's right.
It's not bad.
It's old.
It's not bad.
It's good.
After a great date day, there is one woman there.
- This is amazing! - This is amazing!
- She's sexy again today. - Yes, she is.
- She's amazing! - She is.
- Well, if you ask for her consent, you'll end up like this. - Yes, you're right.
- I see. - She's amazing!
- Ah, she's here! - She's here!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Yes, Ms. Kaya! - Ah, hello!
- Hello! - Hello!
- I'm the world's best. - I'm Kaya. Nice to meet you.
- She's very sexy. - She is.
- She's gorgeous! - She is.
- I have a good place prepared for you today. - Yes, you do.
- Let's go! - Yes!
- Is this place cool? - I wonder about that.
- This place is cool! - Is it?
- Is it a good place? - Yes!
- This is the best place. - This is the best place.
- This is amazing! - As a family outing...
- Yes. - Well, well, well...
- Yes. - I want to see her smile.
- That's right. - I want to see her smile.
- Ah... - Yes!
- What's your favorite title? - It's quite...
- Asian and ethnic. - Yes, it's romantic!
- Yes, it's romantic. - Yes, it's romantic.
- Thank you!
- Yes, it's a nice atmosphere. - Yes!
- I like this song. - Ah!
- Your smile is lovely! - Yes!
- Your smile is... - Ah, but...
- I like it. - Yes!
- You're enjoying it. - Yes!
- I'm scared of this part! - Yes!
- By the way, did you break up? - No!
- I don't care about that at all. - Ah...
- I think you'll be fine. - Ah!
- I think you'll be fine. - I think you'll be fine.
- Enjoy! - Thank you!
- Cheers! - Cheers!
- I brought something for you. - What is it?
- It's a documentary of "Report Fire". - Yes.
First of all...
- It's about making your girlfriend happy. - Yes.
- So I brought you a present. - Really?
- Thank you. - I'm glad you brought me a present.
I'm happy.
- Please open it. - Wow!
- It's beautiful. - Thank you.
Wow! It's sexy!
- What is it? - It's a swimsuit.
Since it's summer, I brought you a present.
I think you'll look great in it.
You'll look great in it. It's sexy.
- What? - Since you brought me a swimsuit,
can you try it on?
- Now? - Of course.
It's gorgeous. It'll look good on you.
- I don't have it. - No, you don't.
- I don't have it. - It's sexy.
- Please stand up. - I don't have it.
- Please stand up. - I'll stand up.
- Will it be okay? - Please stand up.
- I'll stand up.
- It's too small for you. - What are you talking about?
- Look. - It's too small for you.
- Let's put it on. - Is it okay? - It's okay. - Okay, I know. - Stop it.
- It's scary. - Your face. - Your face. - You're scaring me. - What was that?
- It's scary. - I don't like to upset you. - Yes. - Let's hug. - What? - Why?
- But it's
- hug, right? - It's hug. - It's too big for him. - Okay, let's make it easy.
- It seems it's smaller than his face. - Small? What are you talking about? - This is hug. - I can't bear it. - Please stop. - Stop it.
- No, you can't do that. - I'm going home.
- See? - See?
- You can't do that. - If you put your face in her chest...
- She'll hit you in the chest. - She'll hit you in the chest.
A sexual act of one party and a date is suspended.
- What is it? Why? - Don't be shy.
- Why? It's such a romantic evening.
- It's not like that. - You're still waiting for it.
- That's right. - Why do you give her presents so much?
- But women are happy with summer presents. - You're suddenly getting excited about it.
- It's not like that. - You'll know when you get closer.
- I always give her a swimsuit. - You always do that?
- Yes, a swimsuit or underwear. - What?
- It's always like that. - Why?
Why did you think like that?
- First of all, you shouldn't call her "Jingai - san". - Yes.
- Let's not call her that. - Why?
- Her name doesn't matter. - Yes.
- Is it "Kaiya-san"? - No, "Jingai" is "Jingai - san".
Anyway, I'll write my apology letter.
If you come with me, we can't end like this.
- If you don't come with me, we can't end like this. - Yes.
- Don't make the same mistake again and again. - Yes, it's okay.
- I'm counting on you. - Yes, I'm counting on you.
The recording can't end like this.
So, Heipou writes his apology letter and asks for a date again.
- What? - You're not doing it properly.
- Sorry. - Thank you.
- I'm sorry for the rudeness earlier. - I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry for being immature.
- Somehow, it seems that you wrote an apology letter? - I want to apologize.
- Can you stand up for a moment? - Here you go.
- May I? - Yes.
At this time, I deeply apologize to Kaya-san, a foreign talent representing Japan and a mother of two children who has a husband, for her sexual acts.
However, when it comes to Americans, their skinship and sexual boundaries are soft, and theirs is the world's most refined.
I have heard that Kaya is a no-pan today, and that in America, "no-pan" equals "all okay" and "signed".
In short, this incident is a problem generated by Japanese and American nationalities, and on the contrary, I am also a victim of culture shock.
Therefore, can you forgive me for saying "fifty- fifty"?
Thank you very much.
I am a servant of children, and a world-class soldier.
Thank you for your patience.
What kind of "pan" is that?
That's weird.
It's weird for an American to think like that.
Why is that?
Americans eat hamburgers and...
That's rude, really.
That's rude, isn't it?
That's rude.
I'm sorry.
I will reflect on myself and do it properly.
Kaya, one more chance.
One more chance.
I didn't mean to offend you.
I understand.
Really?
Okay.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
Let's do it properly.
We've prepared a date plan for you.
It's a little scary.
It's not scary at all.
Here's the next date plan.
Make memories with summer-style objects.
When you think of summer, you think of this.
Waiters!
Watermelon, please!
Watermelon!
You know about watermelons, don't you?
I love watermelons. Do you eat them?
Do you know about watermelons?
I don't know.
Let me tell you about them.
In Japan, people have been using watermelons for summer.
It's cheap.
Did you eat it?
You wear a mask...
It looks fun!
It's nice.
I've never met a watermelon before.
It makes me excited.
You wear an eye mask.
You turn it once.
You turn it 10 times and it pops.
Okay.
Do you understand?
Okay.
Okay?
Okay.
Do you want me to do it for you?
It's okay.
I'll do it for you.
You dropped it.
You drop it.
You dropped it.
Now, you hold the stick and spin it around.
Okay.
Is it okay?
Which one?
Either one is fine.
I'll do it.
You spin it ten times and hold it.
This one?
That's right. Hold it with your right hand.
Okay.
Can you do it? I'll do it.
Okay.
Ten times.
I'll do it slowly.
Okay.
One.
Okay.
Oh, my.
Two.
What are you doing?
Three.
What are you doing? Stop it!
Four.
Five.
What? What? What?
Six.
Stop it!
Seven.
Oh, my. Oh, my. Oh, my.
Stop it!
Eight.
Nine.
What are you thinking about?
Ten.
Oh, my.
She said it.
They have a date again because of sexual harassment.
Watermelon was so good in the summer.
I don't know what to say.
It's terrible.
You should have replaced it.
You haven't done it before.
You should have done it.
Should I have done it better?
You shouldn't have done it.
Take a shower and go home.
Let's go home.
I will apologize you again.
Heipo has done sexual harassment again.
Will he be forgiven this time?
You shouldn't have done it.
I want to go home.
I'm sorry.
I want you to give me another chance.
First of all, I will tell you the reason of this incident.
Why are you laughing?
I want you to apologize me.
First of all, I will tell you the reason of this incident.
Actress Mayo Kawasaki is a husband of Kaya.
According to reliable sources,
That's a monkey banana, and moreover, it's a woman, isn't it?
When I heard that, I was convinced that you really wanted it.
Actually, when you were blindfolded earlier,
you smelled a unique smell from a greedy woman and invited me.
And in that smell, I had five times more body touch than you.
In short, at first glance, there is a problem that you are only "little japanese",
and I can only say that my world has changed because of my inferiority complex.
Therefore, as a couple, I would like you to proceed in a gentle manner.
I'm very sorry about that.
I'm sorry for changing the world because of my inferiority complex.
What's that?
You haven't apologized at all, have you?
No, I haven't apologized at all.
You haven't apologized at all, have you?
Are you stupid?
No, well...
Now that it's over, I'd like to apologize to you.
Stop it.
What's that?
I'd like to talk to you.
Producer!
If you don't talk to me, I want to go home.
Kaya became even more angry with K-pop's attitude.
A person in charge of the show was called in.
Will the recording be canceled as it is?
Once again, a desperate persuasion continues.
Last chance!
Last chance, right?
Last chance!
I might kill you. Are you okay with that?
I'm okay with it.
Kill me?
Are you sure about that?
Of course I'm okay with it.
Are you sure about that?
I won't do anything rude.
Are you sure about that?
Yes, I'm sure about it.
I promise you.
Is a promise important?
Yes, it's important.
Is a promise important?
I understand.
Are you sure about that?
Yes, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Thank you very much.
Is this your last chance?
Yes!
The next day...
It's nice, isn't it? The beach side.
This is...
I'm sorry.
But your face is...
Well, you know...
I'm sorry.
This is...
I'm sorry.
OK.
This is my special plan.
Your special plan...
I'll show you my special swimming skill and make you confess your love.
OK.
And the next day...
Swimming?
I'm very good at swimming.
I'll do my best.
I see.
So, today...
I'll show you my swimming skill.
OK.
"Waterboys".
I'll show you.
"Waterboys".
I said it twice.
He said it twice.
What about glasses?
What shall we do with glasses?
What about glasses?
Glasses?
Yeah, what about glasses?
What's this?
Well, today was fun.
Please watch my love confession "Water Polition".
I'm leaving now.
Water Polition
What are you doing?
What is this?
I'm starting to get angry.
Help, help!
No, don't!
Help, help!
Help!
No, no, you can't change it!
You've been saved already, you can't do that!
It's okay!
It's not okay!
Help!
Save me!
What's with you?
Again and again, their date is interrupted due to their constant sexual intercourse.
Will Kaya be able to forgive their secretive intercourse that can't even develop into a social issue?
Their last chance promise is also ruined, and their date is cancelled.
You promised, didn't you?
What kind of promise is that?
Um, I'm sorry. I've written my apology again.
I don't want to hear it.
Right?
Yes, that's right.
I won't apologize anymore, so will you listen to me for a moment?
Kaya, listen to me for a moment.
Kaya, be in a good mood.
I'll make sure you can go home today.
Yes, yes.
Please.
I'm sorry.
He's really writing something stupid. I don't know what he's doing.
I don't know anymore, but I think it's okay now.
I think it's okay now.
Yes, I'll apologize properly.
I'm sorry.
Um, I'm nervous and my mouth is dry. I'm sorry.
Why are you laughing?
I'm sorry.
You're not supposed to be laughing!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I got nervous and wanted to read your apology properly. I'm sorry.
On this trip, I sincerely apologize for causing you trouble again and again.
This case began 45 years ago, when I was young.
At that time, I was young, but I was already taking care of Tracy Rose, an American intellectual actress.
And today, when a painter who made me think of intellectual actresses' face- down a venue reminiscent of a low-rise related battle,
I said, "Huh? That's Tracy Rose! Why is she in a place like this?"
If... if this happens, no one can stop me! Men can't stand it!
I was attacked by her timidity.
And last month, I saw Kaia going out and coming in and out of Akasaka's love hotel, Savoy.
Oh, I see! Is that why she came to Japan?
Huh?!
Is she here to earn money in Japan?
What are you doing?!
I thought of that and now...
How much is it?
How much is it, but this is cheap.
I have committed a world crime.
But as a result, even outside of this class...
Where are you going?
Hey, you!
I promise you that this will not happen again.
Um... I apologize...
What are you doing?!
Hey, you!
I would like to apologize.
I am very sorry.
I apologize for using your class as a hindrance.
I am very sorry.
Are you sorry?
Are you apologizing?
No, I am apologizing properly.
What love hotel?
You said Kaia is cheap, didn't you?
Did you say that?!
No, I didn't!
Did you say that?!
No, I didn't!
What's a pornographic joke?
Huh?
Did you like that?
So you like it, huh?
It hurts!
It hurts, doesn't it?
How is it?
It's very good!