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The first episode of "The Kid's Servant" is "Who is Mori Sanchu's real leader?"
It's a sauna and a rubik's cube battle!
Yay!
What's going on here?
Well, Mori Sanchu...
Recently, no one really knows who's the leader.
It doesn't matter who it is, does it?
Originally, it was said that fat people were leaders.
Fat people?
Recently, everyone has become fat.
And ugly fat people have also become leaders.
But everyone is like that.
Everyone is like that.
Then, let's welcome them!
- Mori Sanchu, please come in! - Come on in!
- Huh? - You guys are down-to-earth.
- What's up with you guys?
- You guys are down-to - earth.
I don't think I can keep up with Kurosawa-san's leader app.
First of all, I don't think he's a leader.
He's only one year older than me.
- I see. - I see.
Excuse me, but do you need a leader?
- You do, don't you? - If I were a leader...
- No, you don't! - ...I think things would work out.
- They don't work out! - They don't work out!
Why do you say that?
You're all nervous, aren't you?
- No, we're not. - I can't accept it if you're a leader.
I can't accept it either if you two are leaders.
- No, we can't. - We can't do it.
- We just happened to get married. - We can't get married!
- We can't get married!
- Hey, hey, hey! - Hey!
- What's this?
- Calm down! - Calm down!
- What's wrong with you? - Calm down!
- Hey! - Calm down!
Ms Banner!
- What's wrong with you? - You should resist too!
- No, I want you to get it through me. - What?
- I just happened to get married. - It's not about marriage!
Even if you're rich!
Don't say that!
Stop it!
At the age of nine,
his junior is in danger of being used by kids!
Rubik's Cube
First of all, I'll explain the rules.
This is a sauna.
Three of us went in together.
The first person to complete and come out of the Rubik's Cube wins.
I see.
During the match, if you press the escape button installed in the sauna, you can leave the sauna as many times as you like for a break.
At that time, we supported you with all our might.
Thank you.
Let's do our best.
Are you okay?
What's up?
Are you okay?
And the person who came out with a bandage in the sauna will retire at that point.
Don't mess up!
Let's do our best!
Rubik's Cube experience in the sauna!
Start!
A battle to decide the leader in a hell of fire! Will they be able to fight against each other?
It's hot!
I can't get my camera in.
You look like you're out of stock.
Right?
That's right.
The way you sit is also slightly different.
You're good.
You only have black hair.
That's right.
Black hair and dark makeup.
It's dark, isn't it?
That's right.
As a leader, you may want to be a leader.
I see.
Huh?
You can do it faster.
What's wrong?
I don't have the strength to think.
What's wrong?
It's too hot.
You're sweating a lot.
Wow!
What is he drinking?
It's too hot. I'm surprised.
No, it's too early.
It's still early.
Ah, it's already...
Every second, it drops by 3 points.
Well, it's a product that doesn't exist in the first place.
Isn't it a complete minus?
Yes, yes, yes.
Oshima is also a little...
If a sauna comes in and kills you, what will you do?
Well, I don't know who will escape, but we really don't discriminate.
That's right.
Let's do it.
With all our might.
I'm sweating like crazy.
My eyes hurt.
I'm sweating like crazy.
Wow, it's only been 3 and a half minutes.
It's not over yet.
What is this?
It's like a sauna.
There's no cooler.
Huh?
What is this?
Hey, you guys!
It's not over yet!
Let's make it properly!
It's like...
A zoo up there.
A hippo.
It's like a hippo.
5 minutes from the start.
Usually, the three who don't go into the sauna at all...
can already see dismay in their faces.
What is this?
OK, let's go.
Please.
Good.
OK, OK.
Are you OK?
OK, let's go.
Let's go!
OK, let's go.
OK, let's go!
Oshima versus Kurosawa.
The conspiracy of fate breaks out again!
It's the ninth year of formation.
The new leader will be decided tonight!
It's better to come out when you can.
That's right.
It's better to come out when you can.
That's right.
You look good.
I gave you five points.
Really?
I like you.
Please sit down.
OK.
How long have you been doing this?
It's only been a year.
Why don't you say anything?
It's beautiful.
It's really beautiful.
It's not beautiful.
Ten minutes have passed since the beginning.
All three of them don't seem to give up at all and aim for the awakening of the Rubik's Cube silently.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
It's cute.
It's like a teddy bear.
It's true.
Cute!
Let's do it.
It's a little hot here.
It's hot everywhere.
The oil is coming up again.
It's coming up!
What is it?
Water!
It's hot everywhere.
It's getting hot.
It's coming up!
I want to eat it!
Protect everyone!
What's wrong?
Become cool because of the heat?
How is it?
It's hot!
It's too hot!
Let's do it one more time.
Let's do it this way.
Don't look at me.
Hurry up!
Hurry!
Hurry up!
What are you doing?
Hurry up!
Oh my god!
What's wrong?
Murakami is here.
I'm Murakami.
Hurry up!
Have you been walking that much?
Have you been to a pet shop?
Why are you like that, you ****?
All of you!
You three can't move, right?
I can move for the time being.
But this is good against Kurosashi.
It's the same place, it's all messed up.
Huh? Oshima Itate has already dropped the Rubik's Cube.
Huh?
What's wrong?
Here it comes!
Oshima, you don't look good. Your face is a little weird.
Okay, okay!
You look cute with that hair.
Okay, nice and clean!
A little more clean!
What is he doing?
Come here!
Okay, last one, last one, last one!
Oh, I'm sorry!
I killed you!
20 minutes from the start, the three of them have reached their limits of physical strength and want to become leaders.
Only those feelings can move their emotions.
Are you okay?
You can do it!
You can do it, Oshima!
I think Oshima wants you to make fun of him.
Oh, that's right.
Do you want me to make fun of you?
Sit down!
Let it flow!
Is it a tonic shampoo?
No, no, no!
What's wrong?
Let it flow!
It's flowing beautifully!
Lemon!
I don't know why, but it's a lemon.
I got a lemon!
Okay! It's beautiful!
It's beautiful!
Can you make at least two sides?
It's beautiful!
Not even one side!
That's right!
Can you make it this far?
Oshima, you shouldn't sleep in a place like that!
Oshima, you shouldn't sleep there!
Oshima is amazing!
You can come out, Oshima!
Oshima is a tropical island!
You can't sleep!
This doesn't work at all!
It's heavy!
It's pretty heavy!
Sit down!
It's hot!
Hey!
What's wrong?
I can't do it!
There are two of you!
Use your back!
After a short break, the three of them head straight for the sauna.
Once again, they aim for the completion of the Rupik Cube.
But I still have feelings of wanting to be like everyone else.
You do.
Your eyes aren't dead.
My eyes weren't dead.
Well, they were dead.
But I don't think they were dead deep down in there.
Well, they were dead.
30 minutes have passed since the beginning.
Huh? But...
Your back is a little...
Your face...
One side...
Oh, look!
It's coming.
You're an old man right now.
That's a great pose.
How is it?
Oh!
It's itching!
Your back...
It's itching!
Your back...
It's coming!
What's wrong?
Are you okay?
Your back...
What's wrong?
Your back! Sit down!
Sit down.
It's itching.
How is it?
What's wrong?
I drank coffee and it's itching.
What's wrong?
Raise your arms!
Okay, okay.
The other side!
Give me the other side!
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay!
Okay?
Okay, okay, okay.
What's wrong?
Oh, it's hot!
Two people are coming out! Two people are coming out!
What's wrong with you two?
What's wrong?
You're drunk.
You look like you're about to go crazy.
Four people.
Help me!
One at a time! One at a time!
Help me!
Wait! Wait!
Hey! Hey!
Don't turn around!
I said don't turn around!
Don't turn around!
40 minutes from the start.
From now on, the strong will to the leader will survive.
But you see, it's calmed down, right?
It's good, yes.
I see.
Oh, you're wearing a lot of clothes.
You're wearing a lot of clothes.
Huh?
Oh, you're wearing a flag.
I'm wearing a flag.
Kurosawa just said it.
Well, it's one of the courage to retire.
It can't be helped.
Look at this.
Murakami!
What?
Retire?
Retire if you come out!
Retire!
Not yet!
What are you going to do?
Retire if you come out!
You did your best!
What are you going to do?
Retire if you come out!
Hey!
Retire, Murakami!
Oh, he retired!
He went straight in.
That's scary.
What's wrong with you?
Because you retired.
Now, Murakami's leader is gone.
He's gone.
Murakami, the leader's dream comes true!
Now, you're facing your current leader, right?
Yes.
He used to be a kakushi.
Yes, yes.
But now...
The atmosphere is getting bad.
It's getting bad.
Because he retired.
Hey!
You shouldn't do that!
It's dangerous for you to come out here!
Here, we also...
Huh?
What's wrong?
Take this and come out.
I see.
It's your flag.
Huh?
It's your jersey!
What do you mean?
It's your jersey!
Huh?
It's dangerous for you to come out here!
Wow, it's so dirty.
But you can only do this, right?
Because it's not pierced.
Run away!
What is this?
It's hot!
Virtual class...
Run away!
I'm tired!
Are you going to take it out?
This is no good!
This is not a stone from Oshima.
That's right. It's not a stone.
Go away!
How many times have you done it?
This is the sixth time.
That's why I'm angry!
Look at Murakami's face as he looks at it.
He's completely dead, isn't he?
Even if it's someone else...
It's not true!
After completing one side of the Rubik's Cube, the match ended.
Murakami gave up.
Kurosawa didn't come out of the sauna.
Oshima, you've already come out of the sauna.
Oshima, there's nothing you can do about it.
I want to be the leader!
It's hard to decide.
We'll have to think of other ways.
I don't want to be the leader!
I want to be the leader!
You're losing in reality!
I want to be the leader!
You're losing in reality!
You're the leader for now.
You're not the leader!
What are you talking about?
What did you find?
I found it!
When you are asked "what color do you want to dye your hair?" at a hair salon, how do you live without being licked by a hairdresser?
I don't really know the meaning of the question.
I don't know either.
I can make sure I don't get licked.
Then that's fine.
First of all, before you go to the hair salon, open the door!
No, it's not like you get licked like that.
If it's like this, I'm like "Gaaaaah!", but if it's an automatic door, even with only a little space, I'm like "Gagagagagaga!".
I see.
At first I'm like "Gaaaaah!", but then my scissors...
It's scary, is it not?
It's like "No way, do I really think of this when I'm in Aoyama?".
I see, I see.
"Gaaaah!".
It's important to start with.
And the audience is like "Gaaaah!".
I see.
You can't sit like this either.
Oh, I see.
You have to lean back like this.
I can't sit like this.
You can if you're asked to.
After that, you go above charisma.
Charisma...carare.
No, that's enough.
After that, you get cut, right?
You don't know the charisma of a hairdresser, but I know charisma carare!
You're getting cut.
I said you're getting cut!
You're getting cut.
What color would you like?
I see. What's color?
What color would you like?
Will you do it or not?
I'm sure you'll get cut.
You say "please do it for me."
I'll do it so you won't get cut.
You won't get cut, right?
I'm sorry.
You say that a lot, too.
You say "oh, oh, oh" a lot.
When you're cutting?
This is...
You don't put it on.
You'll be in trouble later.
You put it on so much.
Even if you put it on, it's a v-neck.
V-neck?
V-neck.
It's a little bit of chest hair.
It's enough to show your chest hair.
If you say so, it's a v-neck.
Will you do it or not?
First of all...
I won't say "ahhh!"
You won't say it?
I won't say it.
So you won't get cut.
You can't say it after drinking it for about one time.
First of all...
You can't say "ahh!"
Yes, yes, yes.
No.
How is your shell?
Ahh!
Right?
You can say it first.
You can't say it?
You can't be licked, right?
No, no, no.
You should listen to him honestly.
You can't say "ahh!"
How is your shell?
Ahhh!
Classic.
Are you going to color it? If you're not going to color it, you don't have to do it.
First of all, you can't stay there until I color it, right?
What do you mean?
First of all, when you come like this...
Stop it, I'm like that, stop it.
I want to bite you.
When you say "dryer" and "wow", the outlet opens.
Because I hate it like that.
Because I'm not like that.
Don't think I'm like yesterday's customer.
And I'm drunk.
Are you drunk?
Because I'm drinking bourbon.
Then you can't rest.
I want to bite you, so I'll do "tah" and drink tequila.
Stop it, I'm like that, stop it.
I want to bite you.