AISubs v3.5
I don't want anyone coming in from the dressing room.
Let's do it.
It's not like we're recording.
That's true.
We want to do something regular.
That's right.
Excuse me.
He's here.
Good morning.
What is this?
Do you know we're recording today?
Yes, I know.
I have something to tell you.
What is it?
We're getting married soon.
What?
You're getting married?
Are you getting married?
No, we haven't got married yet.
What?
You're not getting married?
No, we're not.
Really?
You're getting married?
You said you wanted to go.
Japan and India are a bit of a mess.
Congratulations.
It's not like it's a big deal.
It's a good opportunity for me and my wife to give you our marriage certificate.
That's pretty good.
It's not like it's a big deal for me and my wife to give you our marriage certificate.
Are you busy?
Do you want me to give it to you?
What time do you broadcast?
I think it doesn't matter what time it is.
I think it's about 25% or 40% in India.
Really?
That's amazing.
I'm older than my wife.
We've been through a lot together.
I think it's about 30%.
In Kansai, it's about 60%.
That's amazing.
60%?
We're on standby today.
What are you talking about?
You're getting married?
You're lying, aren't you?
That's not possible.
Of course it's possible.
The best of the best
This is the venue.
It looks like it's going to rain.
It doesn't look like it's going to rain today either.
I would like to start the reception from now on.
I am India's top secret...
Wao, Wao.
Please take care of me.
And now...
The bride and groom will enter.
(Applause and laughter)
(Japanese)
I don't understand at all.
(Japanese)
(Applause)
(Japanese)
(Laughter)
(Japanese)
- He did say it - He did say it
On the other hand, death does not exist
- I don't get it at all - I don't get it at all
Therefore...
If you could spend the rest of your life with me...
I would like to congratulate you
(Laughter)
- He's crazy - He's crazy
Well then...
Everyone...
I would like to send you a toast
- Please stand up - Stand up!
- It's not open - It's not open
- What is this line? - It's scary
- What is this? - It's scary
- It's not water - The line is not protected either
- It's not protected either - What is this?
- It's scattered - There's a lot of it
- There's a lot of carbonated water
Well then, Tachi-san...
Please send us a toast
Cheers!
(Music)
- It's warm - It's warm
(Applause)
Well then...
I would like to present you...
Newton's Wedding Cake
One by one
(Music)
Please open the wedding cake
(Music)
There's a lot of it
Please put in the cake
(Music)
What you see below is the teacher's camera
(Applause)
Here is the first bite
It is a ritual to make each other eat wedding cake
Ah
If you want to capture this moment on camera
There is only one shutter chance
No, it's okay
This is really only once
In life, just one time only
Only once
Yes, I understand. You know what this is
There is really only one shutter chance
I knew it
Everyone knows what it is
Okay, you two
First bite, please
In the end, you're eating it yourself
Excuse me
Jinnai was doing it
What a wonderful one scene
Now, the current camera shoot is 10,000 yen per person
Now, for you two
A big artist is here
Do you know who it is?
The artist is here
Let's have him appear
Please
Chara chara chara chara
Now is the appearance of the big artist
Chara chara chara chara
The one coming from the right comes from the right
To the left and to the right
Suddenly it came
To the right and to the right
To the left and to the right
To the right and to the left
A song to the left and to the right
The song hasn't changed at all.
It hasn't changed at all.
Well, then...
I hope you'll get well soon.
Well, then...
I'd like to fix your hair here.
Please wait for a moment.
Everyone's pretty thin.
You eat a lot.
I can't stop eating.
I don't think there's anything like this anymore.
You should eat a little.
You should leave it alone.
I don't think it will come out.
Thank you for your patience.
(Applause)
This dress is a dress with a theme of being yourself.
Now, here is another surprise guest.
Do you know who they are?
Who are they?
Now, let's welcome them.
Music, start!
(Music)
(Applause)
He looks like George Clooney.
(Applause)
Don't go yet, pray, don't go yet, oh bride number three
Don't climb alone, don't leave
One, two, three, two, two, three
Oh bride, oh bride number three
(applause)
Thank you very much!
Congratulations on your third song!
(applause)
Mr. Gohiromi of India, thank you very much!
Thank you!
(applause)
Mr. Isao, Mr. Isao's reading,
this has become a lifetime memory, hasn't it?
Yes, thank you!
Now, Mr. Isao, you have a present for your tired wife, don't you?
Yes.
Oh bride of Itao,
Mr. Itao has prepared a wonderful present for you.
Please take a look at this.
Oh bride of Itao,
Mr. Itao has prepared a present for you.
It is...
Yes!
Kobukuro's big hit song "Towani, Tomoni" story.
You two, please move to the piano.
It's hard.
Yes.
It's hard.
Itao-san, are you mentally prepared?
Yes.
Thank you for your performance.
Well then, Itao-san, thank you for your performance.
You can't play like this. You can't play like this.
Turn it off.
You stink!
Always busy with something
I don't have many memories yet
But I can finally take a step forward from here
The bell of the beginning is now ringing in this city
Read and walk. Read and search. Read and laugh. Read and vow.
Read and feel. Read and choose. Read and cry. Read and carry.
Read and look for. Read and laugh. Read and swear. Read and feel. Read and choose. Read and cry. Read and carry. Read and say. Read and turn.
Read and swear.
Read and live.
What is he saying?
From now on, the bride will give flowers to her parents.
To her parents...
Yes, that's right.
The last one is a letter from Shin Itao's wife to her parents.
Father, mother, this spoiled daughter of yours has always given you nothing but trouble.
I'm saying what I've never said before.
This is what I wanted to say today...
Oh Itao-san...
Today I forgot...
I forgot everything...
[music]
Don't tell me it's there...
[music]
Where did he go?
Huh?
Why?
Um...
Thank you very much.
Um...
It's like this, but...
Mr. Suga...
Huh?
...is...
Yes.
Oh, hello.
That's all for now, but...
Yes.
How was it?
"How was it"?
Well, this is legal advice and...
Well, yes.
And...
I didn't even get a receipt.
Well, you know...
Um...
Mr. Tokumi said earlier...
Um...
The photo stand and...
Well, everything...
Including the drawing...
Oh, Mr. Tokumi.
Yes, well...
Well, two million yen...
It's totally fine now, isn't it?
Yes.
No, the camera was rolling, so I'll edit it and give it to you, so...
Oh, I see.
By the time it airs...
Yes, yes.
Well, but I've already given you the rights...
Well, including all the secondary use...
Yes, two million yen...
Yes.
Well, then...
Yes.
With that...
Yes, yes.
Two million yen...
I can't bring you anything else...
Yes.
I'm sorry, but...
I've already given you everything...
Yes.
I don't have anything else for you...
I'm sorry...
Um...
It's quite expensive here...
Oh, is it heavy?
Yes.
But it's convenient...
Yes.
Oh, I'm sorry...
By chance...
Oh, yes...
I'll give you this too...
Oh, it's really expensive...
Yes.
But this...
It's all included, so it's fine...
Yes.
Thank you very much!
Look at me and laugh.
I want you to laugh.
When you put 120 yen in a vending machine and buy a can of coffee,
the 10-yen coin may fall into the return hole of your wallet as it is.
What is the difference between a falling 10-yen coin and a non-falling 10-yen coin?
Well, you'll know when it's about me.
Yeah, that's why I asked you.
You're irritated.
You're irritated again tonight!
There's a 9-yen coin.
There's a 9-yen coin that looks like a 10-yen coin.
Even if you put a 9-yen coin in it, it's not a 10-yen coin!
I know that!
You said it with momentum.
That's right!
There's a fake one!
Then it looks like a 10-yen coin.
There's a 9-yen coin that looks like a 10-yen coin.
But even if it's a 10-yen coin, there are many fake ones in the world.
I see.
Even if it's a cat, it's called a fake cat.
It doesn't cry.
I've never seen it.
No, so you look at it and say, "Wow, it's a cat!"
Everyone says it, right?
It's called a fake cat.
No matter how many times you hit it...
The real one is like "Nyaaah!", but the fake one is like "Nyaaah!".
But I didn't know that.
You didn't know.
I looked at it and it looked like a ten-yen coin, but it could be a nine-yen coin.
If you're not careful, you'll be fooled and your feet will be saved.
How do you know it's a nine-yen coin?
I know it when it's about me.
Does anyone have a ten-yen coin?
Who are you talking to?
If you look at it carefully, you'll know.
It's like a temple in the back.
If it's a little different, you won't know. Everyone wants to make sure.
Well, if you have it now, you can say it.
But I don't know if anyone has a nine-yen coin.
No, I've never seen a nine-yen coin.
This is a ten-yen coin.
You're irritated.
Give me ten yen!
Well, if you're telling me to win ten yen...
No, there's no nine-yen coin.
So can you tell me the difference between a ten- yen coin and a nine-yen coin?
Ah, this is a ten-yen coin.
Right? But nine-yen coins are very similar, right?
Yes, yes.
But it's not written like a nine-yen coin.
It's like a temple in the back of a ten-yen coin.
What is this?
What is it? I don't know.
Equality.
Yes, yes, yes.
What is it?
A nine-yen coin is something that comes out of equality.
It comes out of nine yen!
Thank you!
You're too excited, Kenki!