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Shouji Murakami's classroom series has been opened without anyone's wish.
The first series was "Ninja Classroom".
You're such an old man!
You're not a ninja!
And the second series of "Greenberry Classroom" was opened suddenly.
What will happen in this classroom?
Mr. President! Thank you for saving me!
Mr. Azuma.
Yes.
What is this?
Well...
What is it...
It's a pirate...
Is it a pirate?
Yes, it is.
We are pirates.
Viewers may have noticed...
Not yet.
Well...
Shouji Murakami has called me.
He told me to hide myself.
What is the fourth series?
I'll listen to what you say.
Officially, it's the third series.
I asked the staff.
They said it's the most exciting meeting.
It's always exciting from now on.
I didn't know that.
We arrived at a park.
Wow!
You're a pirate, but you're driving in a city like this!
You're driving too fast!
There's a highway in front of you.
I can see it from the highway.
Really?
Is it this ship?
This ship?
Yes, yes.
Wow!
Huh?
Immediately...
Huh?
Is it black ice?
Give me a stick.
There's a stick.
Yes.
Give me a stick.
Good morning.
What's up?
Are you surprised?
Do you know Shouji Murakami, who jumped out vigorously?
Are you surprised?
Yes.
What are you doing today?
What?
Because...
What are you doing today?
Today, my brother...
Who do you think you are?
You're a captain.
You're not a captain of a club like a captain.
Right?
You're Captain Kid!
His voice is a little loud.
Yes.
His voice is a little loud.
Because of the people around him.
Yes.
You're a pirate.
Yes.
What do you think?
Yes.
You're like Captain Hook.
What?
You're Captain Hook.
You're wrong.
You know...
You caught a tuna at Mizuage Beach.
You know...
You've already said you're a pirate.
You're a pirate!
Yes, I'm sorry.
Come forward!
That's not good.
Did you go over the line?
No, I didn't.
That's okay.
Today, we're doing the third episode of "Classroom Series".
Pirate Yara!
Yes.
Thank you.
Is this for Yara?
You're talking nonsense.
- It's like... - That's right!
- I was born here... - Born?
- That's why I look like you! - Born?
- I was born here... - Born?
- I was born 20 years ago. - The nuance is the same!
- Everything? - Yes.
- A car! - Yes.
- First, the driver!
- I'm sorry. - You do it every time!
- You do it every time!
- What are you doing? - I'm sorry!
- You guys! Do you want to get on the ship? It's too early!
- Yes. - Look at me! This is my pirate ship!
- What are you laughing about?
- You're crazy! - You're crazy!
- What kind of old man is that?
- Let's start the pirate lesson.
- First, the most important open training.
- You guys still have a lot of training on land!
- Wait a minute! - Yes.
- The cars are noisy. - Yes.
- I'm going to start the pirate lesson.
- You guys have a lot of training on land.
- Wait a minute!
- I'm going to start the pirate lesson.
- Wait a minute! - Wait a minute!
- I think it's hard to see. - I see.
- Open training!
- Yes. - Yes.
You can sit on the bench.
- Wait a minute. - I said you can sit on the bench.
- You don't like it. - You can sit on the bench.
- I haven't done anything yet. - You haven't done anything yet.
What?
Your father has punished you three times!
You all got beaten up!
You all became good captains!
You all lost mentally!
You're crazy!
You should apologize, Yama-chan.
Will you forgive me if I apologize?
- Please forgive me! - Please!
- Show me your sincerity!
- What? - Show me your sincerity!
Show me your sincerity!
- Sincerity! Sincerity! Sincerity! - You're a pervert!
You're a pervert!
What are you doing?
I'm sorry I heard you say that.
Why did you say that?
Show me your sincerity!
What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry I heard you say that.
But we all want to do it!
- Please do it! - Please do it!
What will you do?
- Please do it! - Please do it!
You said you wouldn't do it.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Here we go!
Go!
Touch the battery!
Look at it!
Hey!
Endo!
Yes!
I'm going to say it, so you...
You're going to win!
Yes!
Then push it a little.
I see.
Here we go!
Go for it!
Let's go!
It's heavy!
You said it's heavy, didn't you?
Yes.
Why did you say it all of a sudden?
You said it's heavy, didn't you?
To be honest, I don't know which one you're talking about.
You said it's heavy, didn't you?
Is it the right one?
Yes, it's the right one.
You said it's heavy, didn't you?
Yes.
Really?
Yes.
You said it all of a sudden.
I'm scared.
Here we go!
It's heavy!
Oh, you're good!
I see.
It's heavy!
You said it's heavy, didn't you?
You heard me, didn't you?
Yes.
I heard you say it.
You tell me.
Last year, when I went to Okinawa with my family, it was very fun.
Is this it?
Yes, this is it.
It's too big, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Family.
Yes, thank you very much.
Excellent.
Thank you very much.
Endo is the coolest, isn't he?
Yes, I think so, Endo is.
OK, shall we go?
Endo!
Yes?
Endo...
Captain!
Yes? Endo... Endo, in front of you.
Captain, what is it?
What's wrong with you, Captain? I don't know anymore!
Captain...
Yes?
Yes!
- Let's go. - Yes.
- Together with everyone. - Yes.
- Oh, that's good. - That's good training. - Yes.
- Oh, that's good. - Yes.
Pirates lose their sense of balance and their daily life is impossible.
- We're entering a very difficult training. - Yes.
- What is it? - Oh, it's difficult.
- Wow. - What is it?
- Yes, sir. - Yes.
- What is it? - What is it?
- Is it a picture?
- There are times when it rains, but most of the time it pours. - Yes.
- For that reason, we train here on this battlefield in order to gain stability.
- Do you understand? - Yes.
- It's like a soba restaurant. - Yes.
- Let's try it. - Yes.
- Who? You, get in. - Yes.
- Do your best. - Do your best.
- It's difficult. - Yes.
- Oh, it's difficult. - Wow.
- Oh, it's scary. - It's scary.
- Over there, there's a tree. - Yes.
- Over there... oh, wait... - Captain!
- What happened? - My legs.
- What's wrong? - Well, it's fine.
- What is it? - My shoulders...
- What? - What's wrong?
- My shoulders...
- What's wrong with you?
- Are you crazy? - Are you crazy?
- Are you serious? Are you serious? - What's wrong with you?
- My shoulders... - Captain?
- Captain, are you okay?
- Are you not fit for this role? - I'm fine.
You're too high up. You won't be able to climb up.
Who's going to save you?
- That's right. - That's a little...
- It's difficult. - I've never been in a battle like this.
- Do it properly. - Yes.
- You can do it. - Yes.
- You can do it. - You can do it.
You can do it.
- Captain! - Captain! - What's wrong with you?
- Hey! - Mr. Hamada.
- What? - Mr. Hamada.
- You too, Mr. Hamada? - Mr. Hamada.
- What's wrong with you? - Is this how it's going to be?
- That's right. - Are you okay, Captain?
You can't say that to a pirate!
- Captain! - Captain!
- Look at me.
- That's right. Look at me, Captain.
- Look! - Oh, the taisha.
- Look! - Taisha.
- Wow! - Taisha.
Hey...
- Captain! - Captain!
What are you doing?
- The sea is dangerous, you know? - Yeah.
- If you could only do this much on land... - Yeah.
You don't have the right to ride a boat.
Yes.
You don't want to be a pirate from now on, do you?!
You guys were playing with me, weren't you?!
I'm sorry.
You played with me twice a year, but you did it again and again, didn't you?!
Sometimes you get paid, so you can be a pirate, can't you?!
I'm sorry.
Let's go next.
I won't let you do this!
It's the same for you guys! Let's get on the ship!
- Can we? - Thank you!
- It's better for you to teach us how to do it! - Thank you!
- Right? - Yes!
- Get on! - It's so easy for you!
- You're right!
- Come up here! - Wow!
- This way! - You're amazing, captain!
- Captain! - Captain!
- Listen up! - Yes!
- This is our ship! - Yes!
- It's completely different from the one we're on! - Yes!
- Listen up! - Yes!
- What is a pirate's treasure? - What is it? Is it gold?
- Yes! - Yes!
- It's exactly that! - Yes!
- It's treasure hunting! - Yes!
- I see! - I see!
Pirates hunt for treasure over and over again.
What is their secret?
- Turn around! - Oh!
- There's a treasure chest over there! - Yes!
- There's a treasure in there! - Yes!
- In ten seconds, each of you will get one item! - Yes!
- Okay? - Yes!
- Let's go! In ten seconds! - Yes!
- Ready? Go! - One! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven! Eight! Nine! Ten! Come back here!
- Ten seconds have passed! - Ten seconds have passed!
I can't say it's a handbrake.
Yes, I'm sorry.
- Is it okay if I use it? - Yes, of course.
If I took it away...
I think it would be more expensive than this.
- Who would buy that? - I'm sorry.
I can't see it at all!
- What about you? - I'm like gold.
No!
There are a lot of things like this in the world of pirates.
Take it off!
- Take it off! - I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I didn't want to wear it.
- I didn't want to wear it. - I didn't want to wear it.
The long-lived dragon in the big sea due to a shipwreck.
At that time, the only way to survive is...
- You cross the seven seas and go to the sea of ​​thorns. - Yes.
- The ship sinks in a storm. - Yes.
- You get drifted away. - Yes.
What is the most important thing for humans at that time?
- What do you mean? - Well, water or something like that.
- That's right! - Thank you for that.
- But if you drift away, you won't get rainwater. - I see.
- Because you're on the sea. - I see.
- Everything is seawater. - I see.
- Here it comes! - I see.
- Wow! - Wow!
- This is salty! - Wow!
- Because the sea in Japan is 3.5 degrees Celsius! - Captain, it's very salty!
- This is crazy! - Wow!
- It's like this. Because the sea in Japan is 3.5 degrees Celsius... - I see.
- As you go south, it gets 0.5 percent deeper. - I see.
- This is for the health of your digestive system. - I see.
- This is... - This is it! - Yes!
- Yes!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- You're still alive! - Yes, I'm still alive!
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's like it can't dissolve. - Wow!
- It's sinking below, Captain! - Wow!
- Wow!
- This is salty! - Salty!
- Damn! - Damn you!
- Sorry! - Captain, we're sorry!
- We're sorry! - We're sorry!
- We're sorry, Captain!
Wow! As expected of Captain!
Captain, you're amazing!
Captain...
What's wrong, Captain?
Captain!
Captain...
What's wrong?
Captain, what's wrong?
Let's go to the next training!
What?
Captain!
You're doing it with a lot of energy!
Captain! Hey, Captain!
You're not doing it right!
That's right!
You're not doing it right!
Wait for me under the slide!
Line up like this.
Yes.
If you want to be a captain, you have to be able to do something like this!
Until you collapse...
you have...
to bring this down!
I see.
It's okay, Captain!
It's okay!
Wow, that's amazing!
You're not collapsing!
Wow, Captain! That's amazing!
Wow!
OK! Let's go next!
Let's go next!
It's messed up, Captain.
It's messed up.
Let's go next! Next!
What is it, Captain?
Pirates, even if you have weapons, you must not give up the fight until the end.
Well, the setting is...
Well...
You are driven into a tomato field.
We are pirates!
We are on a ship!
Isn't there a scene like that?
I see.
You are driven into a tomato field.
Yes.
What do you do with your weapons?
I don't know.
You only have tomatoes!
Tomatoes you have!
You tear them and throw them at your opponent's base.
So...
You have to deal with your opponent, your target, here and now.
Let's go for it.
Captain, will you join us?
I don't know if we're playing rock-paper-scissors or not.
So...
Let's do a black tragedy one-shot!
Let's do it for real!
For real!
And...
We'll throw this!
For real!
This order determines the fate of the six of you.
Okay, let's do it!
I'll go first, right?
I'm getting nervous!
I don't like this at all!
Go for it!
Here I go!
I don't like this at all!
It's okay, it's okay!
Come on!
Take this!
Who's second?
Captain!
I don't like this at all!
Zero!
Next, Tanaka!
For real!
Zero, zero, zero!
I really don't know about this!
I'm scared!
I don't like this at all!
Let me do it!
I don't like this at all!
Let me do it!
I feel like it's going to fly off!
I don't know what to do!
It's going to fly off!
I'm scared!
This is bad!
I don't like this at all!
It's going to fly off!
Please!
Stop it!
I don't like this at all!
Captain, let's skip the order.
Let's skip the order.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You're not smart!
But let's skip the order.
I don't think we should do that!
Let me do it!
I'm sorry, Captain.
Let me do it!
Captain, please!
Let me do it!
I can't do it!
Captain, you're amazing!
You're amazing!
All right, now...
All right, now... Throw me to him!
I'm sorry!
All right...
I'm sorry!
Nice!
Beat them up!
Get 'em!
Nice!
Get 'em!
Oh! The enemy is saying something!
Why am I out of my mind?!
What's up with you?!
Captain! Captain!
I'm surrounded only by tomatoes!
What's up with you?
What's up with you?!
Let's go home!
What's up with you?!
Let's go home already.
Can't be helped.
Wait!
Hey!
Get me some ketchup!
Wait!
Wait a minute!
I'm going to announce the finalists!
Wait!
Hitoshi Matsumoto's first directorial work.
He's Japanese!