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The 26th challenger has arrived!
About two months ago, Fujiwara Fujimoto's challenge ended when his partner, Haranishi, opened his mouth.
I've been avoiding Fujiwara for a long time in the corner where I want to eat omarai ryoku.
It's dangerous, isn't it?
I can't run away even if I put it down.
Yes, I understand. Then I'll put it down.
Haranishi's omarai ryoku or not!
The 1st Gaki no Tsukai Yara Ende Chiki Chiki! Fujiwara Haranishi Challenge!
Good evening.
I still don't know whose challenge it is, but it's Haranishi's.
It was a promise or something like "I'll do it next time."
I wish it would have gone smoothly like this.
These people seem like they have to do something.
I don't know if we should do it like that.
It seems like people will call you in the evening.
Here is today's star!
Yo!
Are you OK?
Yes, I'm OK.
But you don't look like you're OK.
Why is that?
You don't look like you're OK.
Even if you say that, I'm in 9th place.
Isn't that a pretty good ranking?
9th place is good, but for some reason I don't remember it at all.
Why is that?
What happened?
Well, this is Miyasako's story.
We were watching "The Seven Changes" on TV in Kansai.
I see.
It was "pakuri" for me.
Really?
There are two "pakuri" habits.
There are "pakuri" habits.
Really?
That's right.
I have to say this.
"Pakuri" is bald, isn't it?
Ouch!
I see.
But it seems like you've decided on a regular.
Yes, I'm from Kansai.
Are you from Kansai?
Yes, I'm from Kansai.
I'm from Toho.
I'm glad you were in Osaka.
You've been in Tokyo and the UK for about how many years?
I've been in Tokyo and the UK for about how many years?
It's been about three and a half years.
It hasn't been about three and a half years.
I left home right away, though.
Wow!
It's normal, isn't it?
What are you going to do?
What should we do?
Which one of you is more likely to win?
Wow!
I see.
I don't want to lose or win.
I don't want you to say it.
Then, the one above you is a male comedian from Kanagawa.
It seems like you're more likely to win.
That's right.
You said it right away, didn't you?
It seems like you're more likely to win.
Well, if there's someone like that...
That's what my relatives think.
I think it's okay.
Let's fix it.
Speaking of which, Fujimon hasn't been doing it recently.
It costs money.
Where do you spend it?
If I had money, I'd put hyaluronic acid in my nose.
60,000 yen.
What kind of morning is it to say hyaluronic acid today?
Let's change Fujimon's face with that project.
I'll shave my head and ask you to do it.
Parent and child control. Baseball.
All right, I'll decide with this one ball.
I'll definitely hit it.
The ball fell.
It's expensive.
Parent and child control. Boxing.
If you're going to do it, do it in a combination.
Finish block. Take it.
I dodged it.
But I can't dodge it.
What? Cross counter.
Parent-child comedy. Sumo.
Let's do it. Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Thank you very much.
It's annoying.
I couldn't laugh until the end.
What kind of combination is that?
I have to use it.
It was too early.
It's dirty!
That's why I couldn't laugh.
He is too early!
In this world, there is no image of "who's wife is it?"
There isn't.
There is only one comedian.
That's right.
It's very famous.
Is there any other?
What will it be?
Well...
Welcome! Welcome to the burger shop!
Is your order decided?
There is a new menu.
Is it a new menu?
Well...
Is it a double tarako burger?
It's a little different.
It's different?
I don't like it.
That's right.
It's better for men to have volume.
Well...
How about a big face?
Maybe something else.
How about a burger for 100 million yen?
100 million yen?
Is it more expensive?
Be honest.
No, it's too expensive.
Yamazaki bread?
I don't need it.
I don't understand it at all.
How about a cheese and yomechi burger?
Cheese and yomechi burger?
Is there Chiaki in the burger?
No, it's not.
It has Chiaki's husband in it.
It has Chiaki's elf in it.
What are you talking about?
I don't know what you're talking about.
What are you talking about?
I don't know.
It has "nan" in it.
Does it have curry in it?
It doesn't have curry in it.
It has McShakley in it.
Let me think about it.
It was really interesting.
It looks like a normal burger.
It was interesting in that sense, too.
What are you talking about?
He laughed at you.
Why is he laughing?
I'm sorry.
It was quite popular.
It was popular.
If you go there twice, you'll love it.
Welcome to Mr. Harajuku's illusion world.
First of all, look at this. A silk hat. There's nothing in it.
Among these, I'd like to put out a lemon today.
Here we go!
[sound of drill]
Next, I'd like to perform a magic using this card.
Matsumoto-san, please make a stop call at any time you like.
Stop.
No, it's stop.
Hamada-san, please make a stop call.
Stop.
No stop!
From now on, I'm not looking, right?
I'd like to guess this card.
Let's start with Mark.
Spade...no?
No.
Heart?
Yes.
Number...two?
Up.
Three?
Up.
Twelve?
Down.
Ten?
Down.
Nine?
Down.
Seven?
Down.
Eight?
Unbelievable.
Eight of hearts!
Unbelievable.
Eight of hearts!
Unbelievable.
You got it right.
Now, it's the last magic.
Let's erase this tomato juice in an instant.
Here we go.
Ready...
Go!
Yes!
You lost one-third of it!
Ha-ha-ha!
It was an illusion world.
You're kidding me!
Saki-san!
From the beginning!
You've been doing this from the beginning!
I can't stand it anymore!
You're like a regular customer of Gumine!
You're a good customer of Gumine!
Here we go...
Mom!
You can't go into my bag like that!
It's an important meeting...
Hamada-san!
My son, Takayuki, is always taking care of me!
Thank you very much!
And you too, Matsumoto-san!
I'm always taking care of you!
Matsumoto-san...
Happy New Year!
What do you want me to say?
Endo, this is my bag.
Oh...
Here...
And...
They're all staff of the show.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for doing this in the middle of a meeting.
Here we go...
It's leaking! It's leaking!
Don't worry about it!
It's leaking!
Don't worry about it!
You're so dirty...
Oh, he's laughing...
Oh, come on...
He's laughing...
I knew it...
You're exaggerating...
Oh, come on...
You're exaggerating...
Middle-aged, middle-aged, I'm middle-aged!
I'm middle-aged, middle-aged!
Hello, I'm middle-aged.
I'm middle-aged Ketsuana Mandan!
If you do it, it will happen. If you don't do it, it won't happen.
Like it or not, check it out!
10 years, 10 years, 40 years!
Japanese airplane JAL and ARA, my...
It's New Year's Eve.
New Year's Eve.
You're making me laugh.
What are you going to do?
You can't do that now.
You're making me laugh.
Is that so?
You're too naive.
I can't calculate that.
Is that a calculation?
Did you bite your wife?
You're making me laugh.
I found you, old man!
I won't let you say you forgot me!
Who are you?
I'm Hirata Gukon's son, Kikuchi!
Kikuchi?!
How dare you!
I'm your father!
What?!
I'm your father!
Die!
I will!
We did everything we could, but we are in a very dangerous situation.
Takayuki, why did you die? Why? What happened? Why did you die, Takayuki?
Hey! Takayuki, why did you die? Huh? What happened?
3:57 p.m.
It's 5 o'clock.
You can do it!
Mom...
Takayuki died!
You can do it!
Takayuki died!
He's reviving.
It's dangerous to die three times in a row.
It's really dangerous.
This is the last one, right?
Yes.
Wow!
It was really interesting.
This floor is like waiting for your mom's change of clothes.
It hasn't changed much.
He's amazing.
I'll do the gag.
One, two!
Everyone!
Shut up!
Right now?!
I'll do the gag!
Hide your head.
Look closely!
I came on time, but I haven't promised anyone.
Don't put the rice in front of my butt.
You have a bad temper.
You're flying.
Am I flying?
No, no, no, no.
I'm hitting my bald head.
I'm flying.
What is this?
It's not flying at all.
I'll count it.
I think it's going up a lot.
It went up by 51%.
It's true.
One, two...
Forty-five thousand yen.
It's not flying.
I gave you forty-five thousand yen.
I didn't drink.
You did.
I did.
What's wrong with you?
Come forward.
I'm an amateur.
I feel like I'm going to collapse.
I'm sweating like crazy.
I'm sorry, but I was worried about that.
- JAL and ANA. - Oh, JAL and ANA, Japanese Airlines.
- Yes. - They're my good intentions.
That's not funny at all.
You know, when I see you on TV, you always look like you're angry.
You always look like you're angry.
Yes, when you come out.
Don't be angry and get angry.
Aha!
That's better!
I think so.
I think so, but I bought a TV tarot reader.
A TV tarot reader.
Yes, I have a TV tarot reader.
Like a television?
That's right.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's one month's worth of that.
Oh, yes, yes.
There's a TV tarot reader.
Yes, yes.
I won't make fun of you.
March 26th.
I bought a TV tarot reader.
Well, a day is fine.
No, that's important.
What's wrong with a TV tarot reader?
If I buy it once a month, it'll be fine, right?
Yes.
So I bought it on March 26th.
And when I got home and looked at it, I didn't notice it halfway through.
Oh, I see, I see.
I've seen this before.
If you look closely, it's March.
But you bought the same one, right?
The convenience store one is definitely no good, right?
Why?
Because the next TV tarot is already out!
It hasn't changed for about 23 days, right?
Since it's a TV tarot, it's like a Hollywood star's watercolor painting.
Oh, I see.
It doesn't change every month.
That's what you think, right? You definitely think it's April.
I bought a TV tarot for only three days.
I know you think like that.
That's impossible!
But you're wrong about that.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
See, you're angry again.
If you don't say you bought the same one, I'll get really angry.
But you're not sure about that, right?
First of all...
The convenience store one is definitely no good.
Why do I feel like an idiot?
No, no, you can look at it first.
No, no, no...
I can't stand it.
If you think the TV tarot is out at the end of March,
do you even check it?
If you think you've been fooled, you should go to the convenience store and say it.
You know, at 5 in the morning...
You can say it the next day!
Even the next day!
If it's out at the end of March...
Then you should go and say it!
I used to be angry when it was out!
I'm tired of it!
I don't have that kind of energy!
No, I'm still angry!
Because there's no meat in it!
What?!
Bread, bread, meat, bread!
Good evening!
What are you eating?!
No, I'm angry!
I'm eating it!
What kind of burger is that?!
It's like double!
You're young!
I'm not!
You're 8 years old and you're still like that!
I bought it and said, "Let's eat it."
"Huh? What's this?" I said.
I woke up for a moment and what was there?
Bread, bread, meat bread!
"What's wrong?" I said. "I just bought it."
"That's interesting," he said. "Lend it to me."
I looked back and I wore clothes from my pajamas.
"Lend me the receipt," I said.
I got in the car and went.
Of course, the clerk over there said, "Oh, you're still here."
But I went in with it and the clerk said, "Aren't you coming to me anymore?"
Maybe you're angry.
Both of you are angry.
I was going to go in like this, but it was like this.
You're young!
"Huh?" I said. "Huh?"
It's definitely a part-time job.
Clerk, please call the manager.
No, no, no! This is wrong!
Clerk, you can't do that!
Clerk, a gorilla is coming!
It's not a gorilla, it's not a gorilla, but he's just standing like this.
Then he asks me "what is it?", and I say "oh, are you the clerk?"
That's definitely not how you say it!
"Are you the clerk?", and I say "yes", and I'm sorry, I won earlier, but you keep asking me if it's right or wrong.
What's with that, that way of saying it!
Just in case, you know!
You say "what?", and I say "oh!", and you say "oh!"
I'm sorry.
No, which is it, right or wrong?
That's enough of that "I'm sorry" thing!
No, I want to hear it!
No, it's right.
It's right, I'm sorry.
That's right, right?
No, I'm happy, you know, I won earlier.
Oh, I see.
So, it says 'so'?
No, no, it's a new one.
Yes, it's a new one, but it says 'so'.
I wanted to say it!
It's wrong!
You're so bad-tempered!
I'm not bad-tempered!
How can you make a mistake like that in front of the next person?
That's where you don't get any new things, you know, your tongue is like...
What do you mean?
I was going to make some sweets and say "somehow" over there, you know?
"Somehow" you say?
What do you mean "somehow"?
You know, like a potato "s" or something...
Saying "somehow"...