AISubs v3.5
April Fool's Day.
That day, downtown, Yamasaki, and Kokoriko became judges, and a new regular member audition was held.
Who will participate in this audition with a fierce battle expected?
Well, please come in.
Thank you for coming.
Yes, thank you for coming.
Now, everyone, the new regular member of "Gaki no Tsukai" audition will be held.
Yes.
From now on, we will carefully assess whether you are suitable entertainers for "Gaki no Tsukai".
Thank you for coming, everyone.
Thank you for coming.
Then, please have a seat.
Thank you for coming.
"Gaki no Tsukai" and "New Regular Member" have won many comedy contests.
Now, all of them are young contestants.
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Hey, first of all, let's introduce ourselves.
Yes.
From the left.
Yes.
Which way do you want me to face you?
You want me to face you?
Yes.
Hey, from the left.
Excuse me.
Yes.
My name is Tokugyo Shimi, I'm 31 years old and I'm from Kyoto.
Thank you for having me.
I'm Fuda of "Tutorial". Thank you for having me.
What?
No, I don't quite understand you.
I'm Fuda of "Tutorial".
Oh, you're Fuda.
Yes.
Thank you for having me.
I'm Tamuro of Yoshimoto Industry. Thank you for having me.
I'm Girin. Thank you for having me.
I'm Kosugi of Black Mayonnaise.
I'm a champion. Thank you for having me.
What do you mean by "champion"?
M-ONE.
M-ONE's champion.
In 2005.
That's right.
From now on, each of you will have your own jobs and other things.
Yes.
Well, then...
Can you bring it here for a moment?
Yes.
Well, in the end, we've done it.
It's not difficult at all.
By the way, everyone, do you know what's in front of you?
Mustard lotus root.
Yes, mustard lotus root.
It's a simple story.
Tamuro.
Yes.
Try sucking up mustard lotus root.
Let's try sucking up mustard lotus root of mustard lotus root.
Well...
Tamuro, go ahead.
Yes.
Sucking up.
Other members, please have a seat.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
It's thick.
Go ahead.
It's my first time seeing mustard lotus root.
What should I do?
I'll do it.
Try it.
Well, I'll send it like that.
Go for it.
Like this.
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
That's good.
Sucking up mustard lotus root.
The image of sucking up mustard lotus root.
Okay, okay.
I got it.
I'm sorry for the delay.
I'll do it.
I don't know if it's done or not, but I don't know at first.
It's spicy.
The spiciness is coming little by little.
I thought it would be better if it was more young.
I thought it wouldn't come so quickly.
Fukuda!
Me?
I'm ready.
Go ahead.
You can eat it with a spoon, right?
Especially.
Thank you for it.
It's low.
Is it this low?
It's coming.
It's low.
It doesn't look like it.
Why is it like that?
It doesn't look like it.
It wasn't low at all.
It's the third one.
Stop it!
It's low.
Hurry up.
I'm sorry.
Thank you for it.
It's hard to swallow.
Which one is bigger?
I can do it.
[Aggressive coughing]
You're not coughing at all.
Your mouth is the only thing coughing right now.
You're not coughing at all.
Why is that?
Breathe in.
Okay.
[Inhaling]
[Exhaling]
[Inhaling]
That's good.
[Inhaling]
KOSUGI!
Are you okay?
I don't think you should lower the stimulus too much.
It's right here, right?
But look at it. How is it? Can you do it?
Yes. I've been holding back until now.
Oh, the stimulus?
Yes.
I see.
You've been holding back for a long time, haven't you? The stimulus.
Yes.
Then let's hit it as hard as you can.
Choose A.
It's already started from here.
It's not just about which one you choose.
It's your draw.
I'll go like this.
Oh, you've sucked it up.
It's beautiful. It's really beautiful.
It's beautiful, isn't it?
You've sucked it up.
It's beautiful, isn't it?
From here?
From here.
Kirin! Kirin! Kouku!
You and...
Kirin! Kirin!
Are you okay?
If you say it out loud, it's the most...
Only Kirin?!
Only?
Go ahead.
Do you want me to open it for you?
Oh, you're so bold.
I didn't know you had this idea.
This is good.
Oh!
You got angry!
Oh!
You got angry!
Oh!
That's good!
You got angry just now, didn't you?
Oh!
If you don't close it, you can't do it.
No, no, no.
It's not a hole.
Look at it. Check it out.
Check it out and look at it.
Then close it and do it.
That's right.
That's what you're saying.
Kirin! Kirin!
Kouku!
Next, we're going to have a little amateur.
Look at that person and give them a nickname.
Okay.
Okay, please.
First of all, this person.
A nickname for someone who did it.
Well, first of all, this person.
Yes.
From someone who did it...
Yes, Yoshida.
How about "monotaran"?
"Monotaran", right?
Yes.
"Keima".
I see.
"Keima".
That's right.
Yes.
"Shitamachi no Tatari".
Yes.
"Shiraki Minoru".
That's all.
That's all?
Yes.
"Ieda Shoko".
Don't hit me.
I'm sorry.
That's all?
That's all.
Yes.
Next person, please.
Yes.
Go ahead.
Idiot.
Free.
Are you taking a break again?
I see.
Michelangelo.
Yes.
Sky blue.
That's it.
It's getting better.
Next person, please.
This is difficult.
I see.
This is difficult.
Yes.
Are you going to see the orchestra right away?
It's a little long.
Adana.
Yes, Adana.
Yes.
Teresa.
Yes.
Spancol.
It hurts.
Yes.
It's "f".
Is it "hogara"?
Yes.
Don't take notes so often.
It's Adana.
Mr. Tamura.
It's Adana.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Please.
Yes, let's move on.
Yes.
I see.
It's Adana.
Taito.
Are you going jogging again?
It's Adana.
Mr. Tamura.
Are you kidding me?
It's Taito.
Yes.
It's the third time.
Yes.
It's Adana.
Mr. Tamura.
Yes.
Jackson.
Yes.
Taito.
Yes.
Restaurant.
Yes.
It's difficult, isn't it?
Let's move on.
Thank you.
I see.
This is good.
One accent.
This is good.
Mrs. Time Machine.
This is the worst.
This is how you feel, isn't it?
This is the worst.
You guys are nicknames in Japan.
OK, next.
Telekura.
OK.
Are you all leaving again?
Well...
- Nicknames! - Tamura-kun.
Yes.
- Please give me a nickname. - I'll give you a lot of nicknames.
- Are you doing this on purpose? - No, no.
Please give me a nickname.
The category of nicknames is wider than that of people.
- Please reflect on that. - Let's say that's the case.
- Then we'll narrow it down. - Yes.
That's right.
But if you say "restaurant", I like that one better.
Well...
Thank you.
Somehow Goka!
Thank you.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- That's all. - Kosugi!
Yes.
Kosugi and...
Fukudan!
- Yes. - Kosugi and Fukudan. - Yes.
Wow.
You've chosen two amazing people.
- Yes. - Yes.
Well...
These two...
- Fukuda! - Yes, Foxfire and Fukuda. - Yes.
- This time, you've chosen these amazing people. - Yes.
Well...
These two...
Gojira vs King Ghidorah...
Try it a little.
- Gojira vs King Ghidorah... - Yep.
And it depends on you which one you want me to do.
Go ahead.
Well, then I'll do King Ghidorah...
- Hurry up and do it. - Yes, sorry.
- It's a gorilla. - It's a gorilla.
- No, it's fine. - No, it's fine.
- Can you do it around here? - Yes, yes.
- Come forward a little more. - Come closer.
- Use this area and get closer. - I wanted to see it closer.
- Yes. - Because you can't go this way.
- There's also that field over there. - Yes.
- It's fine. - It's fine even if you use it here? - I think you can touch it.
- Touch it? - Yes, you can touch it.
- Is it okay around here? - Yes, it's okay.
- You can touch it. - Yes, yes. Okay, okay.
- Yes, like this. - Yes, start.
- Ah! - Ah!
- A little more. - Ah!
- Ah!
Pass!
- Ah, good. - Yes, you passed.
- Good. - Thank you. - You passed with impact.
- Hmm... - It's different.
- There is a raw aggression. - It's different.
- Hmm...
- Well, please go ahead. - Thank you.
- KIRIN DAKE?!
- Hehehehe!
- Please go ahead. - Yes.
- Um...
- Which one of you will do Godzilla? - Eh?!
- Which one of you will do Godzilla? - Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah?
- Yes. - Yes.
- Well, Godzilla...
- Yes, I will do Godzilla. - Yes, go ahead.
- No, go forward. - Oh, forward. - Yes, forward.
- Come as far as you can. - Come as far as you can.
- Oh, it's close. - Oh! It's close!
- You have taken a picture of it earlier. - Oh!
- Well, this is...
- Yes, this is...
- Uaaaaaah!
- Godzilla?
- Aaaaah!
- Uaaaaaah! - Uaaaaaah!
- Go-ka-ka-go-ka!
- Wow, that's amazing. - That's awesome.
- That's amazing. - That's impressive.
- That's completely different. - Yes, it is.
- Yoshida! - Yes?
- The villain. - The villain.
- Try it, villain.
- Hurry up and do it. - Hurry up and do it.
- Okay? - Okay.
- Run and run. - Okay.
- Please! - Hey, you should click in here more.
- Yeah. - Ready?
- Uaaaaaaah! - Aaaaaaah!
- Uaaaaaaah! - Aaaaah…
- Uaaaaaah!
- Uaaaah!
- Aaaah!
- Uaaaaaaah!
- Aaaaaaaah!
(gagging)
GO-KAKU! GO-KAKU! GO-KAKU!
Oh, what a shame.
Are you all right?
I'm so sorry.
Are you all right?
Yes.
Well, it was better than I thought.
Yes, it was.
I think it's better to spit it out like this.
It's hard to swallow, isn't it?
Yes.
Well, then...
Too much!
Yes.
(gagging)
Did you say something bad again?
Yes.
Did you say something bad?
No, I didn't.
It doesn't matter.
No, it doesn't.
Well, then...
Yes.
Please stand up.
(gagging)
Well...
I know it's impromptu, but...
Yes.
I'd like you to sing...
(gagging)
I'd like you to sing...
(gagging)
...the song of a tuna fisherman.
(gagging)
Thank you.
(gagging)
It's good, but...
(gagging)
In the sea...
In the sea, there is a man's mirror...
(gagging)
With one mirror, you can shoot a tuna...
(gagging)
You pass!
Isn't it wonderful? It's wonderful, isn't it?
It's wonderful.
It's wonderful, isn't it?
Well, what you're saying is messed up, but...
Yes, it is.
Don't eat it!
Ah...
(gagging)
Eh... tuna fishing...
No, it's not like that.
Ah...
It's not like that.
A wife's song waiting for her husband's return...
Ah...
It's a wife's position, isn't it?
Yes.
A wife's...
Don't do it, with such a thing...
Please...
Okay.
Is it still there, is it still there...
(gagging)
My...
(gagging)
Husband, is it still there...
(gagging)
Husband, husband...
(gagging)
Husband!
You really are...
Husband!
You really are...
You really...
You're really...
Thank you for that...
Ah, yes, yes...
Right?
It's a dangerous place, isn't it.
Kosugi!
I just got a mission.
Please sing a lot of songs.
Oh, that's good.
I'm sorry for such a simple thing.
It's no big deal for Kosugi.
That's wonderful.
Suddenly...
I want to hear more.
Kosugi can sing a lot of songs.
Kosugi!
I'll sing "Yome no Uta" (Wife's Song)
You saw it, didn't you?
I'm sorry for such a simple thing.
There are many kinds of songs, but he just chooses one.
He's taking advantage of it.
The waist strap you gave me is wet again today.
It's gorgeous.
Wonderful.
Kozue is wonderful.
I see.
Kozue is wonderful.
All right.
Wow!
It's perfect.
It's good.
Next week...
"Kids' Useful New Members Audition" Part 2!
Black Mayonnaise, Tutorial, Kirin...
More harsh trials are waiting for you!
Which one?
Write it down!
Which one?
Can the three teams overcome the pressure they've never experienced before?
Wow!
It's perfect.
It's good.
There are many miracles and performances beyond expectations.
Who will pass the audition?
It's coming! It's coming!
And...
After the audition is over...
Six more traps are waiting for you in Dresshamada!
Don't miss the shocking ending!