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I want to know more about Hamada Masatoshi.
Quiz! Hamada's 500 things.
His way of talking, his manliness,
his long relationship with his wife, but we only know that much about Hamada.
What are you doing here in the morning?!
Tonight, we learn about Hamada like that.
[Hamada Masatoshi's 500 things]
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Question one.
- That was quick. - Hamada's hobbies are...
- Hobbies? - What?!
- Hobbies? - This is the only one, right?
- This is it, right? - Umm...
- Is it? - This is it, right?
The title is open.
- Well, well, well... - This is it, right?
- It's actually different, but... - Yes, yes.
- This is the answer he's looking for, right? - Yes.
- It's about time. - That's wrong.
- What are Hamada's hobbies? - Hobbies...
- Hmm...
- Well, I guess golf. - Well, well, well...
- Okay, okay.
- It's a lie, but you got it right. - Yes.
Question two.
- Hamada's special skills are... - Hmm?!
- Special skills? - Oh!
- Oh, that one. - Umm...
- What does it mean? - What does it mean?
- Is it like this?
The title is open.
- Oh, that's what it means. - Huh?
Here's the correct answer.
- Hamada's special skills are... - Special skills...
- That's difficult.
- What is it? - Earplugs. - What? - Earplugs.
- I've never heard of it. - You've never heard of it?
- I've never heard of it. - If you've never heard of it, you can't do it. - That's right.
- If you can do that, you can also do earplugs.
Hamada's favorite...
- This is it. - This is it.
The answer is...
Here's the answer.
- Hamada's favorite food... - Hamada's favorite food...
Favorite food?
Who is it?
Who is talking?
Who is it?
It's still 5.
What?
I don't know.
Maybe...
Open the answer.
It's this image.
This is the correct announcement.
I don't know.
That's amazing.
He got it.
That's amazing. He got it.
Matsumatsu-san, you're amazing.
I've never thought about what color he likes.
But his image is blue.
That's his image.
But blue must hate him.
What food has Hamada felt most delicious recently?
Recently?
Hamada, who has a childish palate that answers his favorite food as yakisoba.
What made him say that?
That's right.
The answer is...
Here's the correct answer.
Mega Mac.
If you think about it seriously...
What is Hamada's favorite road?
Favorite road?
I don't know.
That's Hamada's personality.
Is it Line 1? Is it Line 2?
It's Osaka.
I'm not on Line 1, but I'm cool.
Like Ichiban.
Ichiban!
I'm Line 1.
I'm cool like I'm watching TV.
Who is Hamada's favorite person?
Setado.
That's amazing.
I got it.
I'll read it for you for a moment.
Are you crazy?
That's right.
Who is Hamada's favorite person?
I don't know about this.
Is it Yen?
I think it's Yen.
Can you write this?
The answer is...
I don't know.
Is it a politician?
I don't know who it is.
The answer is...
Tanaka.
I was surprised.
That's amazing.
I don't know. What does she like?
She's a politician.
Is that so?
I don't know who she is.
Tanaka Gakue.
I was surprised.
That's amazing.
You've never heard of her?
No.
But I think she's a politician.
Tanaka Gakue?
She never stops her car in front of the parliament building.
She's laughing.
She's laughing while watching it.
She only opens the window a little.
I don't want to think about it.
I don't like it.
Here's the correct answer.
Her hair.
It's a little heavy, isn't it?
She washes her hair first.
I think I told you this when I was in junior high school.
You told me?
You have to wash your hair from top to bottom.
She washed her hair from her legs and buttocks.
When I was in junior high school, I said, "No, no."
Dirt flows from top to bottom,
so it's more reasonable for you to wash it from the top.
When I said that...
No, no, no.
What does Hamada fetch?
Fetch?
This is...
Here's the answer.
Here's the correct answer.
What does Hamada fetch?
Did you stop winning?
I stopped winning.
You stopped winning, didn't you?
The answer is...
Here is the correct answer.
Hamada fetch?
Did you stop winning? I stopped winning, didn't you?
Earplugs?
Hamada is Chinese.
I've been touching earplugs all the time.
And when we have negotiations.
Negotiations?
I heard you tried to do it during your exams and interviews.
What song did Hamada hum recently?
The answer is...
I sang a little like "the love pattern of a tulip".
What is it?
Otsukai
I see.
Otsukai
I sang "Otsukai" and "ai" and "hostess"
You sang "hostess" and "stethadone"
I sang "kiniirare" and "mimitausa"
What is your first love's name?
I don't know.
Matsumoto-san is good at this.
I don't know about first love.
What is your first love's name?
As far as I know, it's Hitomi Sato.
I don't know if it will come.
I hope it comes.
Here is the correct answer.
I had a girlfriend in elementary school.
Which one is it?
Hitomi Sato.
Wow!
It's correct!
And it's her full name.
Who will it be?
Hitomi Sato.
Wow!
You got it!
And it's her full name.
Wow!
After 150 questions about Hamada, they take a break.
Meanwhile, Matsumoto talks about Hamada's wife.
Are you not interested in Hamada?
I'm interested in her.
On the contrary, you're interested in her.
Well, Matsumoto...
You don't know her cell phone number, do you?
No, I don't.
Have you ever raised her?
No, I haven't.
I've only raised her when she was a baby.
Wow, that's amazing.
What bothers me is...
When I passed by his studio and his wife in the hallway.
I see.
It feels weird.
Meaningless laughter is born.
But I get it.
I get it.
If you could only bring one thing to a deserted island, what would it be?
What would it be?
This is...
The answer is...
I see.
This way.
This is...
I think it's this.
Here it is.
But it's really this.
What would you do with that?
Is that the only thing you have on a deserted island?
Don't say that!
That was terrible.
What bothers me is...
The answer is...
That's not good.
Oh, I see.
Is it about processing kanji?
Here is the correct answer.
I see.
Oh, I see.
That's how you process kanji.
Here is the correct answer.
It's not there.
See?
It's there!
As expected of you, young man!
As expected of you!
It's true!
In "gokudo yougo", what was the first term you came up with?
I thought so, too.
Is it "kachikomi"?
"kachikomi"?
And "teuchi".
"Wakai shuu" is easy!
If I have someone I love, I'll say "sokkin".
I'll say "sokkin".
What is "sokkin"?
Here is the correct answer.
"Wakai shuu".
Is it "sokkin"!?
You usually say "wakai shuu", so you must be "gokudo".
Matsumoto, Yamasaki, Endo, and Tanaka...
Who do you think is "fuketsu" (immortal)?
I don't like being called "fuketsu".
[TANAKA NO KOTE WA SON NA ME DE MITEIRU NO WO MITA GOTO ARU?]
The correct answer is...
Between Matsumoto, Yamasaki, Endo and Tanaka...
...who do you think is invalid?
Tanaka.
What?!
This is amazing!
This is funny!
This is amazing!
This is funny!
Matsumoto, Yamasaki, Endo...
Haraguroi...
Haraguroi is difficult...
The answer is...
[TANAKA NO KOTE WA SON NA ME DE MITEIRU NO WO MITA GOTO ARU?]
Between Matsumoto, Yamasaki, Endo and Tanaka...
...who do you think is invalid?
Yamasaki.
I see!
Endo and I definitely think so.
I think it's Tanaka.
I think it's Endo.
[TANAKA NO KOTE WA SON NA ME DE MITEIRU NO WO MITA GOTO ARU?]
Nikotama.
It's me!
Nicotama, it's me!
It's me!
But if you know you want to live in Tanaka, I won't stop you.
What do you want to be when you are reborn?
Tanaka Kapue.
But Tanaka Kapue is there!
If you were in a period drama, what would you play?
Answer open!
Kigashiyama
Here is the answer.
Endo, you are cute.
But "Kigashiyama", Yamaaki really doesn't hear it.
"Kigashiyama", Yamaaki really doesn't hear it.
What is your favorite intersection?
My favorite intersection...
"Kaitou" intersection.
There is an intersection in Ohima-cho.
I thought you would say "yo" in an intersection in Ohima-cho.
I said "yo", didn't I?
"Yoga" intersection.
"Yoga"?
"Yoga" intersection.
Yoga
"Yoga"?
"Yoga" intersection.
The one that goes down the highway?
That's right.
Oh, that one.
Which district do you think is the most fashionable in Tokyo?
Answer open!
It depends on what you think.
Oh, that's right!
It's fashionable!
It's easy to live in.
It's fashionable!
You can hang it around you.
You're right.
Apparently.
And the answer that's a little more like a hostess.
The answer that's more like a youngster.
I see.
That's it.
That's it for the answer.
I think we know the answer.
I think we know it.
We'll do our best.
500 things about Hamada.
What are the keywords?
With this in mind, let's move on to the second half of the game!
What is your favorite hero?
It depends on how you think of it.
That's right.
It depends on how you think of it.
A hero is...
Answer open!
That's it!
Baron One!
That's not it!
And it's Baron One!
Question number 410.
What is your favorite shopping district?
Shopping district...
Answer open!
You...
Yes?
You only went to the shopping district for a little while.
That's true.
I forgot that you were aiming for a local area- specific talent again.
The answer is open.
You're right.
Yes. This is the only thing that hasn't moved in the shop.
You're right.
I forgot that you were aiming for a local area- specific talent again.
Here is the correct answer.
Soshigaya Shopping District.
When do you feel the most stress?
Here is the correct answer.
Um...
When I took off my shortpad.
Question 162.
I happened to see it.
TV Bank
Pussuma.
What do you bring out first when you are overwhelmed?
To know an unknown side that changes Hamada's image with this question.
The answer is...
I see.
A dog?
Correct.
Why is he here and doing something like a dog lover?
Isn't that Nero Ten, a program?
It's Shimura's...
It's Shimura Zoo's Nero Ten, isn't it?
Hamada Zoo?
Hamada Zoo.
Are you going to open a new show?
If you were to compare yourself to a chess piece, what would it be?
Answer open.
Four people who have lost their ability to speak anymore, but the last question is the last one.
Question 500.
What is your favorite holiday?
Today is the day.
The answer is...
I should have guessed it at the end.
You want to guess it correctly at the end, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Here is the correct answer.
Thanksgiving Day.
Hamada's 500 Questions
Hamada's 500 Questions ended at 7 hours and 13 minutes.
I hope all four of you could understand Hamada.
Now all 500 Questions Quiz are over.
Hamada's 500 Questions Quiz winner is...
The winner is Matsumoto Hitoshi with 125 points.
Oh, I got one more point.
One more point.
Yes, I got 125 points.
We have a wonderful prize for the winner, Matsumoto.
Hamada and Sake combined.
Please, Matsumoto, wait in the waiting room.
Why didn't you call me?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
I knew it was you, Matsumoto.
You know me.
Now you know why I like you so much, right?
Hey.
I have a prize for you.
Drink it.
What do you want? Water?
I knew it was you, Matsumoto.
Right?
Cheers!
Yeah!
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
I have one question.
Is it that important?
Yeah!
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
I have one question.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't like you that much.
What we were talking about is...