AISubs v3.5
You're wearing a jacket again, aren't you?
Yes.
What's up with you?
You come and go.
I'm wearing a jacket now.
You're wearing a suit.
You've only done it once.
I've done it once.
Wait! Wait!
You scared me! What are you doing?
I was really scared just now.
Are you okay, Naive?
Are you okay?
You just said you won.
Thank you.
We are like kids now.
I know. I know.
That's why we are here today.
We are here with a new program.
Can't you do it behind my back?
But we can't ignore you.
Why do you always come with your family?
Because we are family.
You girls don't get bigger at all.
You got smaller.
You have changed.
You match well.
You are so cute.
We have thought of the program format today.
You don't move much today.
It was tough last time.
We are sorry about that.
Oh!
There is a whistle.
Oh! Yamazaki got a red card.
Why?
He wasn't aggressive enough.
What?
You are dismissed.
You were dancing?
And you were dancing with Ishton?
We made it like a talk show.
It's easy and exciting.
I think it's easy for you, Hamada-san.
Really?
Is it easy for you, Hamada-san?
I think it's easy for you, Hamada-san.
It's ready.
Oh, it's ready.
The package is ready.
When you sit down, you get used to it.
Can you do it?
I can do it.
When you sit down, you get used to it.
I can't do it.
Can you do it?
It doesn't take much time.
Yes.
If we don't have an opening today, we will do something like Suga Kenri 500.
No, no, no.
I don't want to die.
(Splash)
No matter how you look at it, it's a crazy life!
It's a woman's VCR.
It's true.
Oh, this is...
Now, this program is for you to see various people's crazy lives.
I would like to introduce the first final guest.
It's Yume Itao. Please come in!
Huh? Yume?
She's a great singer.
My legs are shaking too.
(Laughs)
Your legs are so thick.
Now, this is Yume Itao.
Thank you for coming today.
I didn't know.
Now, we will look back at Yume Itao's life.
How do you like it?
Well...
How do you like it?
I don't know much.
That's just a VHS video deck, isn't it?
Well, for now, we will look back at it with this tape.
Yes.
Hmm...
There's more than "Noel 7"!?
(Laughs)
Now, let's take a look at the VCR of Yume Itao's crazy life.
Hmm...
Here it is.
Yes.
I can't say it.
This time lag is amazing.
Now, let's watch the VCR!
(Laughs)
Are you kidding me!?
In the 1970s, a bride born in north-western India grew up under the love of a wise father and a kind mother.
It is said that such a bride is nine or ten years old.
(Speaking Japanese)
Hey, can you put in a voiceover?
Huh!?
I don't know what you're saying!
(Speaking Japanese)
(Laughs)
I don't know what you're saying! I don't know what you're saying!
I don't know who you're talking about!
(Speaking Japanese)
I don't know what you're talking about!
(Speaking Japanese)
Who is who and who is who?
(Laughs)
Well, that's how it started.
What do you think of the current VTR, Endo?
To be honest, I didn't know who was who.
Right.
It wasn't translated into Japanese, so I didn't know what it meant.
Well, it was reproduced realistically.
This is what it looks like.
Can you do it a little more carefully?
Today, I'm going to show you what you ate for your wife's birthday in the video.
Oh, I remember that.
You had a plate of food in your hand.
I've prepared some food for you.
Here you are.
I'm going to share it with you.
This is a real beef tongue.
It looks like a real tongue.
It looks like a piece of paper.
This is not hygienic at all.
This is exactly what you ate in the video.
Your wife is looking at you with deep consideration.
She's looking at you with sparkling eyes.
She's looking at you with deep consideration.
She was crying when she saw you in the video.
What's with that face?
It was originally 1,500 yen per piece, but today it's 1,300 yen in special.
I didn't know it was that expensive.
I didn't know it was 1,300 yen per piece.
I don't need it.
But you've touched it, so you can't eat it.
I don't know if she gave it to me or not.
Let's move on to the next video.
After this, something terrible will happen to your wife.
Yes, there was.
There was.
Yes, there was.
Someone said something.
Right.
Someone said something.
In 1980, when a woman in her early teens became concerned about the future of her child,
Which wife?
Oh, that one.
Please forgive me.
No problem.
Please forgive me.
Actually, you know, classes have been going on for so long.
I see.
You must have been waiting for me for so long.
No problem at all.
Please have a seat.
I want to tell you something.
Yes?
I like you very much.
I see.
And...
For me?
This is for you.
I see.
Please accept it.
I see.
There's one more thing I want to tell you.
Really?
For the first time in their life, their first love accepts their wife's confession and they decide to date.
I'm so happy!
Why is it like this?
It was such a color battle that it became a big deal, but how about you, Endo-kun, looking at such a situation?
I don't know why it turned out like that, so I can't comment on it.
I don't know what you're talking about.
To be honest, I don't know.
I think he confessed his love for the first time and was accepted.
I don't know why it didn't happen.
Today, we have a scene where they are tied up.
I actually have a bat.
I know what you're talking about.
This is a normal color bat at the time.
Endo-kun, what do you think of it?
What do you think of it?
You said you didn't know the kanji, so I thought you might know it because you were tied up.
Why don't you try it on your body?
Do you want me to hit you?
I don't want to say it.
This time, we asked the bat maker to prepare a bat with your names on it.
This is a bat with your names on it.
Each bat has a name on it.
I chose the color myself.
I can't write it with magic.
The kanji on the bat is "seihetsu".
Endo is that color.
This is Endo's bat.
This is Konma's bat.
When we produced it, we put our names on it.
There are five of them, so it's a set of 15,000 yen.
I don't need it.
Since you put your names on it, it doesn't matter.
Thank you very much.
After this, various weather will come in the life of a wife.
Please watch this video.
Before I say it...
Please watch it.
His wife got a job at a first-class company.
This is Japan, isn't it?
Is this Japan?
This is Japan, isn't it?
Why did you come to Japan?
You're flying there.
It's over.
Now, a harsh trial has been waiting for you.
How do you feel, Endo?
I don't know at all.
It's such a harsh trial.
I don't know it at all.
Do you feel like you have to quit OL?
Where is it?
Is it Tokyo?
It's Tokyo, isn't it?
The employee is Japanese.
When I was working at a company,
two documents came to me,
and a trial was waiting for me.
However, it's not only such sad events.
Look at this.
But, while you're saying it...
If you put it in a single video,
it won't be that long.
It won't be even 60 minutes.
This is it.
After this,
the weather comes to the wife who has tasted the bottom of life.
I saw it.
Isn't it the one you ate before?
What?
Oh my...
Is it true?
Well, that's how it is.
Well, there's no stopping it.
It seems like something very happy happened.
What do you think, Endo?
Yes!
What would you do if it were you, Endo?
I have absolutely no idea.
What about you, Chiaki?
Whether it's me or you, I have absolutely no idea.
What would you do if it were you, Chiaki?
Who? Oh, you mean me?
I... I don't know.
What kind of materials do you compare yourself with?
What kind of materials do you think you're wearing?
Oh my...
Well, it's true that life is full of ups and downs.
And now, finally...
A harsh fate awaits the bride.
What? Again?
In the second half of the 1990s...
A harsh fate awaits the bride.
The sudden red eye that didn't let the bride, who was full of pure air, get too excited.
Have you ever had this before?
What? Are you kidding me?
You shouldn't have done it!
It's messed up!
That's right.
Does it mean she was in a movie?
What is it?
Is it a love scene?
No, it's...
It's been a secret for a long time.
Nothing has changed!
Nothing has changed at all!
It's messed up!
What?
She's mad!
What? It's over?
Now, the couple's bizarre fate prank.
Endo-kun, what do you think?
First of all, may I ask you a question?
Yes.
Did you go to war?
That's right. As a Japanese soldier, I went to war.
As a Japanese soldier?
You're Indian, aren't you?
No, back in the day, there was a lot of chaos in wars.
No, no, no, Japan is already in a bubble of chaos.
When things get messed up, everyone gets blown away.
I don't know whose post it is or whose god it is.
I don't know either.
That's why you went to war, right?
Now, this is what you've all been waiting for, the couple's shopping segment.
Now, please bring it in.
Why are we talking about shopping now?
Yes, thank you very much.
Now, this time, it's this.
Yes, it's the couple's color gunte.
It hasn't come up until now.
There was a war, so gunte is something you can't miss.
It's only gunte, but we weren't wearing gunte during the war.
This is what the couple has chosen.
It's the same color as your cell phone.
Yes, you like it, don't you?
When you place your order, we will send it to you at a later date.
No, please bring it in.
Please bring in the order sheet as well.
Especially in the summer.
That's right.
There's one for each of you.
Please place it wherever you like.
The number of sheets?
Yes.
Please write it down.
No, it's fine.
Then I will do it.
You will do it?
Yes, I will make it.
Yes.
Yes, I understand.
I really don't know anything about driving.
The good thing about driving.
I want you to tell me about it.
No, no, no, I have told you many times about the good thing about driving, but I don't know why you have to buy a driving license here.
Now, I would like to return to the program, but after this, my wife will come to Japan.
What?
What? What? What? What? What? What?
What? Is it possible?
Please watch my wife after she leaves.
What? It's not a mission?
Well, this time, I couldn't make it in time for editing, so I will add narration here.
(laugh)
Yes, I am sorry.
(laugh)
Please.
Why are you in such a hurry?
And after that, my wife, who has gained various experiences, has finally come to Japan.
She will go through many occupations, but the first occupation I started was the second day of the TV station.
No, no, it's weird to say the second day.
It depends on the situation, but it's decided.
In addition, from appearance to make-up, she showed a gorgeous transformation.
After that, my wife, who was highly evaluated for her make-up techniques, was suddenly appointed as a director of a trendy drama.
When I get a big success and get on the track, I, Itao, will meet my destiny.
And finally...
Ah, this is Itao.
This is Itao.
He suddenly appeared during production!
Amazing!
Huh?
(Laughter)
We looked back at your wife's life a day later.
Endo, what do you think?
You came to Japan, right?
That's right. I came to Japan and got a second job.
What does "second job" mean? Is it okay to say "cameraman"?
Well, I was a second job specialist.
And it was very popular, so I got a lot of makeup.
(Laughter)
That's funny.
Well, that's the fate of Itao's wife, Suzuki.
How about it? You've been doing makeup since day two, but you're doing makeup from tomorrow.
Endo, what do you think about that?
I think it's amazing.
What do you do the day before?
(Laughter)
I was a second job specialist, but I'm doing makeup from tomorrow.
What do you do the night before?
The night before?
I don't know. But I'm surprised.
Are you still surprised?
(Laughter)
I'm surprised. I'm always surprised.
Well, I'd like my wife to show off her gorgeous second job skills and say goodbye to the program.
It's called "gorgeous camera work."
Here we go!
Thank you very much. That's all for today.
Is Ms. Suga here?
That's about it.
I've heard of this program.
Yes, I do it every morning.
You do, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Well, then...
How about a million yen?
What?!
How much?
A million yen.
Yes.
Well, of course, it comes with that, a carabat, and everything else.
Yes.
Including all of that...
I think a million yen is pretty cheap.
Yes.
It's fine for you to use it as it is.
It's got a good sync, so it should be pretty easy for you, too, Mr. Hamada.
Mr. Hamada?!
You're saying you have a million yen?
Yes.
Well, then...
For now...
Yes.
Let's do it.
Yes.
Let's consider it.
Well, then...
For now...
Yes.
I'll take care of it...
What are you going to do?
I'll take care of the money...
Mr. Suga...
Oh, I'm sorry...
I have to pay a lot of money for the technical fees...
That's fine.
If you have any money left, I'll bring it to you.
Oh, well...
Please do.
Yes.
I'll give it to you.
Yes.
Well, shall we go?
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Thank you for your hard work.
This is the worst...
Anyway...
We have no choice but to change the recording date of the play.
Oh...
Is it this one?
It's strange...
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