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Good evening, everyone.
Today, I have sad news for all of you behind the TV.
Mr. Yamazaki, who has been working hard with us since the second time, will graduate from the program today.
Thank you very much.
Well, first of all, why do you graduate from your parents' house?
Let's do it.
I have a few points now.
I got a hundred yen discount in commemoration of my 20th anniversary.
Thank you very much.
Well, since then...
Yes.
...has my back become stupid?
Hmm? I don't know much about it.
Well, my wife Aya says...
Yes.
Aya says...
I've been sleeping with my head down lately.
Oh...
Don't you sleep with your head up?
Yes.
Well, besides that, what else do you do after graduation?
Well, there are a lot of things.
I asked my manager, and he said...
Yes.
...passing is terrible because I'm a heatstroke comedian.
It's "passing", isn't it?
Hmm...
"Passing" is...
It's frustrating.
Doesn't it change your feelings?
Doesn't it really change your feelings?
Well...
Looking at it like this...
It's stubborn.
It's very stubborn.
Oh, is that so?
I understand.
Well, then...
Looking back on your memories...
The famous scene you chose...
Yes.
Let's watch it and say goodbye.
Yes.
Passing
39-year-old Hosei Yabasaki has joined the program for the second time since "Sky Starter" in his childhood.
Over the past 18 years, he has produced many legendary scenes, and today's broadcast will conclude the program.
There, we will look back on the great achievements he has left for us.
No. 5 Yabasaki's "Super Dirty" Challenge
Excuse me.
Hosei came to "Love Hotel" for business.
The guests who were waiting there were very generous.
Nice to meet you, I'm Hosei.
Oh, you're here.
Really?
Thank you for coming.
I can't sit down right away.
Wow, it's amazing.
My legs are all out.
What?
I'm crying.
It's okay.
It's dangerous.
It's funny.
That's a failure.
No. 4 "Shocking Confession" "Love Hotel"
That night we all stayed at a hotel.
You made an unbelievable shocking confession.
I don't mean to say it now, but...
I'm Joe...
What?
That's it?
No, well...
Hama-san did boxing, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
I did it, too.
Really?!
No way!
Why? What made you do it?
Well...
An old man...
Well...
He had an eye patch.
You know what I mean?
My opponent was...
Um...
That guy...
Foreigner Hosei Mendosa.
He really did his best...
But I...
In the end...
I died.
Can I ask you about my family?
Why now?
What's with you all of a sudden?
We're a family of four...
But my dad...
Um...
Well...
He's an idiot.
Third place...
Goodbye, Hosei Yamasaki.
This is third place, huh?
You're a prankster who lies about graduating and deceiving all the people every year.
This year...
We won't be able to watch this prank anymore, right?
Then...
Let's go home.
Okay.
Wait!
I won't...
Stop...
Using kids!
I won't! I won't!
I won't!
What's with him?
Goodbye, Hosei Yamasaki.
Me?
What's that?
Second, touching wedding ceremony.
The eternal Peter Pan and Hosei are finally getting married.
They forced us to share their emotions with us.
What are you doing?
I'm hungry.
It's heavy, isn't it?
It's like we're shooting a wedding ceremony 'how to' video.
It's good.
What is this?
It's a strangely beautiful image.
Even if we do it with music, it won't look like this.
Are you kidding me?!
It's fast!
You're kidding me?!
What's going on here?!
You're kidding me?!
First place.
Yamanoi Shimatsu's 'One Hundred Men'.
This time, 'One Hundred Men' by Zenjin Mitomo.
I'll do my best.
In commemoration of the 20th anniversary of entertainment life,
Hosei challenged 'One Hundred Men'.
However,
On the contrary,
He was cut off.
Do it! Do it cool!
What did you just do?
You did quite a lot!
Yamazaki-san hasn't reached 100 yet.
Let's go, let's go!
How many now?
2940.
Yamazaki-san...
You have two bad habits that you have acquired over the past twenty years.
They are running away and crying when facing difficulties.
Yamazaki-san!
You shouldn't cry like that!
What's wrong?
What's wrong?!
Anyway...
My back hurts...
I'll be careful.
Be careful!
You... you...
You?!
Who do you think you are?!
Yamazaki-san!
In these 18 years of being a musical instrumentist...
Hosei-kun has grown up greatly with the show.
It's time for you to hit a period in that glorious history.
But the years we spent together should be displayed in our album of hearts.
Yes, forever.
Goodbye and thank you for the memories.
That's how it is...
Yama-chan, we have a farewell comment from a famous person.
Please take a look.
Namie-san, good evening.
I think it's for everyone's sake.
Nice to meet you. I'm Dave Spector's wife, Kyoko Spector.
Kyoko Spector!
I've seen "Gaki no Otsukai" a couple of times.
Dave is a big fan of Yamazaki-san.
When I saw Yamazaki-san, I said, "This girl isn't very tall, is she?"
But Dave is a big fan of Yamazaki-san, so it's a fight.
But when I heard Yamazaki-san was quitting, I was relieved that the seeds of the fight would disappear.
I'm Otoha.
Otoha!
Yamazaki-san, how are you?
Actually, last year, I watched Yamazaki-san's TV show with my husband several times.
To be honest, I thought it was about time.
Yamazaki-san's job may be his last one, but please send him your best wishes.
Take care.
What do you think of my message?
I'm very happy that I haven't met Kyoko Spector yet.
Now, let's hear a farewell greeting from Chief Producer Suga-san.
Please.
Good evening. Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you for your hard work.
This year, Japanese TV companies are doing very well.
Something that was 16,000 yen became 19,000 yen, and at one time it was 20,000 yen in Takane.
When I looked up why it was like that, it seems that since Yamaja quit his musical instrument and went out into the market,
kabuka has risen sharply.
I think it is natural for Fuji TV and TVS to notice this and raise kabuka in a direction that they probably would not do,
but I would like you to quit it for the development of the economy.
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you very much.
Well, let's say a few words one by one.
Let's start with Kokoriko.
Yes.
Well, Odaki-san...
Really...
You're getting fired, aren't you?
Well, whatever.
Well, you too...
Right?
I know it's going to be hard for you,
but do your best.
Well, you don't have a kid or a job.
I'm fine. I really don't have anything.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Then let's...
Yes.
I've been saying the same thing for years,
but you're someone I only see at work.
I'm really sorry.
I don't know anything about you.
Thank you very much.
Well, um...
This time...
To be honest, it's already my seventh time.
No way!
But I have something to say...
Can you use it for the fifth time?
Right.
Everyone's comments don't change.
Um...
Suga-san and...
Yamagi and Nakia...
From next week...
Yes.
Who should I play?
Um...
R.G.
Oh, I see.
Which one?
This one.
Then, finally...
From Yamasaki and Hosei...
We bid you farewell.
Now...
With all these bouquets of flowers...
Who do you think will be surrounded?
A servant of a child...
Ever since I was born, for the second time...
I have appeared!
For eighteen years...
I didn't think...
I didn't think I would graduate like this!
Everyone's warmth touched me!
A servant of a child, Endo-kun!
Endo-kun!
You've been more careful lately, Endo-kun!
B-b-b-but...
Endo-kun!
Your license, Endo-kun...
Has been refurbished!
It's back on track now!
I thought you'd finally show some mercy!
Endo-kun!
Yes?
Are you okay?
Hey!
Endo-kun!
Yes?
Help me!
Endo-kun, help me!
Endo, send Yamaji out. I'll wait for you.
Sir, excuse me. Are you hungry?
Endo-kun!
He's here.
Endo-kun!
This time, it was especially disastrous.
Let's go home for now.
Yes, let's go.
Wait!
Yama-chan won't stop using kids!
Were you surprised, viewers?
This time, we asked Downtown-san and Cole-go- san...
...and we did a prank for the seventh time in history!
Were you surprised?
Yama-chan won't stop using kids!
Won't stop! Won't stop!
Alright, everyone! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
Hey comu, come and say yeah (yeah, yeah, yeah)
In a good mood, drop the beat
Make some noise, party life
Let's drink, right, right, right
Let's all dance
Put your hopes (hopes)
On the Miracle Number
Yo, in this era, culture, music
I want to find it and turn it around on earth
Grow up to an unstable life
That's why I'm focusing on balance
It's not all good things, so I'll do my best
On the worst day, kick it
Restart, keep
As long as you're a DJ, it's a clip
Get on the melody
Feel it, shake your body
Hey comu, come and say yeah (yeah, yeah, yeah)
In a good mood, drop the beat
Make some noise, party life
Let's all dance
Put your hopes (hopes)
On the Miracle Number
Yo, in this era, culture, music
I want to find it and turn it around on earth
Grow up to an unstable life
I won't quit love. I won't quit people. I won't quit Yama-chan.
I won't quit Yama-chan.
Yamazaki Kara-san.
What are you saying?
She was nervous.
Yamazaki... Yamazaki Kara-san.
Yamazaki-san Kara.
Not yet!
Final Round!
Komu? Komu?
Komu. Komu.
Apollon.
It's an honor, it's an honor.
Thank you!
It's a little similar, but it's okay.
Mr. Yamamoto!
This time, we've got everything.
That's right.
We've been told to go home.
Really? Then let's go home.
Mr. Yamamoto!
Why was I blown away by Adrien?
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter at all.
You're doing a great job.
Mr. Yamamoto!