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Will it be bad?
It'll definitely be bad.
You're welcome to come out.
He'll definitely be bad.
Hey, if you come out properly, we'll come out.
You're right.
We'll definitely come out.
We did it before, too.
Oh, really?
Born from an egg on a mountaintop
The punkiest monkey that ever popped
He knew every magic trick under the sun
But he'd forgotten every one and had some fun
Monkey Magic, Monkey Magic
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
From October, I'll be starring in "Saiyuki".
It's a Japanese TV show. It's a new generation.
- Is it your first time? - Yes, it is.
- Who's starring? - I'll be starring.
- Producer? - Producer is weird.
The company says it's too strict.
So, Mr. Downtown and Mr. Kokoriko will work it out.
- What about me? - The whole company hates you.
- I've never heard of it. - I've never heard of it.
- The whole company hates you. - The whole company hates you.
So, Mr. Downtown and Mr. Kokoriko will work it out.
- I don't know about "Saiyuki". - I don't know about "Saiyuki".
- And you'll be starring. - That's what people say.
- Do you know how you feel about starring? - Not yet.
- Hang in there. - Not yet!
- Not yet!
- Naoki, you're the leader. - No, I'm not.
- Are you into it? - No, I'm not.
You'll decide on your roles.
- What should we do? - What should we do?
- Kintougun! - Kintougun?
- No one will come. - Oyaoyaoya!
- No, it's Kintougun. - Oyaoyaoya!
- Not yet! - Kintougun.
- Not tonight! - Mr. Yamada.
- That's not fair!
You got around!
It's not about me!
It's not about me! You shouldn't say it!
We're stopping! Let's go!
- It's not about me! - It's not!
- It's not about me! - It's not about me!
Why haven't you decided it already?
It's two of us.
- Can we go for it? - Let's do it.
So, let's add some frieski...
...and some Nico Dashi.
We'll start with what we can do and move on to what we can't do.
The talent and staff will do their best and come up with two perfect tricks.
The one who can't do it until the end will be decided as the first worst member.
- You can't do it anymore. - You have to do "kacha kacha".
- "Kacha"? - Yes, "kacha kacha".
- Ready, start! - Go for it!
- That's hard. - It's hard.
- You can do it just by shaking it. - Ready, start!
- Just by shaking it. - You can't do it!
- Just like that. - Just like that.
- If you can do it, show me. - Ready, start!
- Out. - You can't do it? - Out, out.
- Everyone will be out. - But I can't do it anymore.
- Out, out, out! - You can't do it?
- I think I can do it.
- Out, out. - Let's go.
- Amazing!
- OK, OK, OK. - It's over for you, Frisk.
- You use it for cooking, too. - I love Frisk.
- What's wrong with you? - It was lame.
- What's wrong with you? - What did you do?
- I did a nasty job. - This is good, right?
- That, too. - You didn't do it, did you?
- I wanted to do it, too. Because I'd make two mistakes like this. - Yeah.
- That's not good. - What do you mean, not good?
- You're so nasty! - What do you mean, not good?
- The one who didn't make a mistake... - Is out.
- Yes. - That's not good. - Let's put it there.
- OK, let's put it there. - The one who didn't make a mistake...
- Frisk is out, and the one who didn't make a mistake is the best member!
- The one who didn't make a mistake... - You're the only one left.
- Let's put it there. - OK, OK.
- Here we go... - So Sad.
- Surprised. - If it weren't for Frisk, we'd both be out of the game!
- One more time. - Urrrgh!
It's only at times like this you put it in.
What are you going to do?
Don't put it in!
One, two...
You put it in.
If this didn't come out, Cinder would have been better.
It's in a different room.
If it didn't come out now, it would have been messed up.
It came out!
This doesn't make sense.
I want you to do it two or three times.
You did it in a hurry.
This doesn't make sense.
You did it in a hurry.
I didn't think you'd do something like that!
Hey!
Wait a minute! I'm going to get punished, so cut it out!
That's weird!
What are you going to do? Yama-chan is out, right?
Yes.
Zakki-san is out.
What are you going to do?
What is it?
Then... what is it?
Well, but if you make such a cowardly noise, you can't say you're a Sanzo Houshi.
I don't think it's such a cowardly noise.
I don't think so.
Ah, I see.
Then...
Super red?
Super red.
Can you turn it up a little?
Turn it up.
Can you turn it up a little?
Super Red
Who do you know?
Have you decided?
Oh, one of you has decided.
Yes, yes.
I'll tell you something.
I'm serious.
Are you serious?
But I don't like the sales director, Kosugi-san, either.
I don't know who you are.
Don't give me a personal name.
I haven't heard that name for a long time.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Kosugi-san!
But it's like FRISK.
It's like I know you don't like me.
Oh, I see.
But you know, there are still two people left.
That's enough.
For example, are there other people?
Are there people from different places?
Naoki, you're the one who has to be the fighter.
What are you talking about?
You're the one who has to be the fighter.
Oh, is that so?
I thought you'd say it.
Do something with this.
Wow, what's that?
This is...
This is tough.
This is...
Think about it, Naoki.
Naoki, you decide.
Please.
Oh, right.
Kento!
Goodbye!
It's Kento again!
Here it comes! Here it comes again!
What should we do?
We can't choose, can we?
Well, it's pretty dangerous.
I want to do it, too.
It's Zobra Flip, isn't it?
There are two of them.
It's not that easy. It's about the number of turns, right?
That's right.
It's not fun.
Let's play against each other and the one who wins will leave.
Oh, let's play against each other?
Let's play against each other.
Oh, there are two of them.
Oh, I see.
And the one who loses will choose the next opponent.
The one who spins the flat hoop at the same time and falls first will lose.
The last one to fall will be the worst member.
Well, Naoki, you decide it.
You decide it.
Well...
Mr. Onuma and I will do it.
Naoki will do it.
Right away?
Yes.
If we practice it, we can do it.
Yes.
Let's do it.
Ready...
Start!
OK, it's over!
It's delicious!
It's over!
I didn't mean it like that!
Wow!
I didn't mean it like that!
It was delicious!
You know, I'm a former bamboo shooter.
Oh, is that so?
Is it like this?
It's a little bit hard.
Well, I'm done with it.
You're done with it?
I'm done with bamboo shooters.
Oh, I see.
I'm done with it.
I'm done with Mr. Onuma, so I'll end it.
I'll end it.
OK, ready...
Ready...
Start!
Mr. Onuma!
I definitely can't do it!
I can't get out of it!
I don't know what you're saying!
You almost brought me back!
What should I do?
You should have done it like this at first.
Like this?
End it?
OK, Mr. Bamboo Shooter.
Change!
Ready...
Start!
It's too narrow.
I can do it!
But you have to do it before you get better.
That's right.
You have to do it before you get better.
I want to do it.
OK, Mr. Matsumoto.
OK.
I don't think I can lose this!
Ready...
Start!
OK, Mr. Onuma.
I'll win for sure! I'll win for sure!
Who is it?
Mr. Hamada and...
Mr. Nakamura.
Mr. Nakamura and... Mr. Yoshimaru.
Mr. Yoshimaru, look at me.
Mr. Yoshimaru, you look like a kabuto crab.
You look like a kabuto crab.
I want to win against a kabuto crab.
Here we go.
Ready...
Go!
Mr. Yoshimaru!
Mr. Onuma won!
That was close!
Mr. Yoshimaru won.
Mr. Endo lost.
However, Mr. Endo is a little better than Mr. Nakamura.
Yes, he's a little better.
That's right.
Don't say that.
That's right.
You don't know that, do you?
No, I don't.
This will decide everything.
Yes, it will.
I'll win for sure.
You'd better lose.
Ready...
Go!
Wait a minute!
Let's do it again!
Really?
Let's do it again!
I still have my horse left!
No, you really do!
You looked like a kabuto crab just now!
Really?
Let's do it again!
This is the world of kabuto crabs.
Kabuto...
Here we go.
Ready...
Go!
Which one?
That one...
That one was a bit delicate, wasn't it?
Seriously?!
It was about the same.
Tell me.
Wow!
Wasn't it you who fell earlier?
No, no, it was me!
It was the same.
It was really the same.
Let's do it again.
Again.
Let's do it again.
Don't you do something weird?
Like, when you're about to fall, you open your legs and...
No, I don't do that.
No, you two do it.
What?!
You're lying!
It was about the same.
Seriously...
Let's do it without playing.
Let's watch it and...
Let's judge it together.
At the end...
I don't know.
Ready...
Go!
Which one?
I really don't know.
Delicate!
But it's the last one.
It's the last one.
It's the last game.
It's okay.
Okay.
But you guys are terrible at "numbered fluff".
It doesn't make sense.
What is it?
Let's do it.
Ready...
Go!
Which one is it?
Let's do it.
Umm...
Who thinks Hamada is winning?
What?!
No way!
The winner of "the end" is...
No way!
The winner of "the end" is...
Hamada!
You lose!
No way!
The end!
Why only Matsu?!
I'm better than Matsu!
Ok, Amada-san.
Sago Castle and Sanzo Houshi.
Should we say Sanzo Houshi at the end?
No.
Ah, I knew it.
Then let's say Sago Castle.
Sago Castle?
What's with you? You should've said Sago Castle.
Sago Castle?
Come on!
What's with you?!
Wait a minute, this is...
It's decided!
So, Yama-chan, Hama-chan...
Yes?
And...
There's no third person, but...
Well, I guess that's fine, too...
But...
If it's possible, I'd like to play Yama-chan's role as a horse and have another person play Chohakka.
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
Well, but...
Even if you're just a talent...
No, no, no!
No, it's not like that!
Even if you're thinking of doing a drama...
Yes, that's wrong.
What's wrong with being an amateur?
Right now, it's fine.
Then, Sanzo...
Anyway...
Let's decide on Sanzo.
Sanzo...
Well...
That's it!
That's the idea of an entertainer!
You know it, don't you?
Oh, with this...
Yes.
A game...
Yes, yes, yes...
I see, I see...
So...
Sanzo...
Yes, yes, yes...
Yes, I'm sorry...
If it's possible...
I'd like to play Matsun...
Well...
No, well, well...
No, no, no...
Seriously...
Well, well...
Anyway...
Well, well...
I get it! I get it!
Yes!
See you!
Yes!
Yes, I'm counting on you!
What are you going to do?
It's a little...
I see, I see...
And...
Yes.
It's a little...
And...
Yes.
Ah, I see. Let's do it like that.
One by one, squeeze the wet towel and squeeze out the water drop.
The one who doesn't get a water drop will die.
No, let's do it one more time.
It's an emergency.
No holding back.
No. This is the only one.
Yes, yes.
If we mess up, we'll end up following the kabuto crab.
There's a possibility.
Are you trying to drop a water drop?
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, it's still okay.
It's still okay, right?
It's still okay.
Eh, either one is okay?
Which one is okay?
This one is still okay?
Which one is okay?
Ah, if you look too much...
Why? Why?
No, this is okay. This is okay.
Yes. Yes.
Yes, this is totally okay.
Totally okay.
This is probably okay even if you try it.
Here I go.
Okay!
But still...
It's still...
It's still okay.
It's still...
Here I go.
Yes!
It's still...
It's still okay.
Even if it's just one drop.
It's not just one drop, right?
Ah!
It's still okay.
You can go anywhere with this, oneman.
Yes.
Huh?
You said one just now, didn't you?
That's bad.
Not yet, not yet.
It's totally fine.
You're trying to trick me with that wet thing while you're saying it, aren't you?
Okay, here I go.
Your hand was wrong just now!
I'm sorry!
It was wrong just now!
You were too fast!
It was wrong!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
What did you do wrong? What did you do wrong? Tell me!
I made a mistake with my right hand!
You don't have a right hand!
No, I do! Left and right!
You're doing it with both hands!
No, I'm doing it with my right hand!
You're not bad either!
What are you doing?
Hey, hey! God, do something new!
No, no, no!
You really shouldn't do that!
What's wrong with you?
Mr. Taepo!
It's fine like this, isn't it?
Well, well, well...
Yes, it's fine like this.
Like this, like this, like this, like this!
That's dangerous!
It's dangerous!
I know, right?
Wait a minute!
Huh?
What's wrong?
I got nervous for a second!
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared!
I'm scared!
Here I go!
Alright!
Alright, alright, alright...
I messed up...
Alright, alright, alright...
One more lap...
That's how narrow your cloak is.
Yes, yes, yes...
Shall we change?
It's getting pretty tight!
It's getting tight!
Hey, why don't you just go for it?
You don't have to go that far!
I know!
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
But I know!
I'm starting to get impatient!
This is not good!
What's wrong with you?
You do it when you can't reach it.
Wow! He's squeezing it out!
That's crazy...
He's come this far...
This is bad...
I think a new paper is better.
Yes, let's do a new one.
This one looks like a grip.
We can't do the next one, can we?
Yes, we can't do the previous one.
We'll do it properly this time.
What did you do? Why did you do a double?
That's right!
But I feel like it's a loss.
I feel like it's a loss, too.
I don't know about the grip.
I'll do it again.
I don't know about the grip.
Let's go!
MONKEY MAGIC
BORN FROM AN EGG ON A MOUNTAIN TOP
THE PUNKYEST MONKEY THAT EVER HOPPED
CAN YOU HEAR THE MONKEY WHISPERING IN YOUR HEAD SOMETIMES?
HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN EVERYONE THAT'S HAD SOME FUN?
MONKEY MAGIC
Sir, are you all right?
I'm fine.
Gandara, land of love
Gandara, Gandara, Gandara
They say it was in India
Gandara, Gandara, land of love
Gandara, Gandara, Gandara
They say it was in India
Gandara, Gandara, land of love
Gandara