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In the third episode of "Gaki no Tsukai", let's have a match between "Gaki no Tsukai" team and "Moto Tenran Sozai" team!
We did it! We won!
Let's bet 1 million yen and have a match between "Gaki no Tsukai" and "Moto Tenran Sozai"!
This is a little funny.
So the members here,
and also Kizuna Ai.
Yes.
So, Mr. Yamaaki,
that's what happened.
Yes.
Potentially, there's no damage done.
Yes!
But it's very funny.
Very funny.
All of us are very funny.
The first game is "Taiman Shibashai"!
We will have a simple competition.
Each team will have one representative.
And we will have one round of competition!
That's right!
The winner will be decided by the number of applause from the audience.
The winning team will receive 10 points!
10 points!
Alright!
10 points!
Now, let's go! The first competition is...
"Haya-maki-sushi-one-kg competition"!
Yeah!
This is good.
"Haya-maki-sushi-one-kg competition", or "Tokyo- maki- sushi-one-kg competition", which one will win?
Alright!
Each team will have one representative.
Alright! Let's go!
Alright!
One, two...
Hamada!
One, two...
Hamada!
One, two...
Hamada!
One, two...
Hoshiai!
Thank you!
The first round is Hamada vs. Hoshiai!
"Haya-maki-sushi-one-kg competition"!
Ready...
Go!
Hoshiai!
What's wrong with you?
Shut up!
You're still in there!
Not yet!
Let's go!
I'm sorry!
Time's up!
Genji, you're up!
Let go of my hand! Let go of my hand!
Obviously, this team is the winner!
10 points!
Next up is "With lots of love...
...hug each other!"
Let's do it like that!
When a handsome man appears...
...he has to win and hug him with love!
Genji, you're up!
Next up is "Endo vs. Miyasako"!
This is a little embarrassing match!
It hurts when you grab me like that!
It's decided, right?
Is there anyone you're aiming for?
I like her!
I like her! Just don't choose her!
Wait a minute! I'm really troubled!
I'm troubled!
The person who chose "troubled" is...
...the half-Japanese, Anthony!
Let's do it!
Ready!
I like her!
Wait a minute! I'm really troubled!
I like her!
Why?
This way!
What is he doing?
But it's amazing that you can do it!
You idiot!
It's not going to fit!
It's too long!
Alright, Endo!
You can do it!
You can do it, Endo!
Don't lose!
Endo's favorite is Kazuyuki, the model.
Team!
Ready!
Nice.
What are you doing?
He's breathing out.
You don't have any affection?
Hold me tight!
Why can't I hold you?
He's breathing out.
But I'm not holding you right away!
I'm not holding you right away!
His body is still hot.
That's why I'm rotating his center!
Just so you won't make a mistake!
I'm rotating his center!
Who is it?
Oh, I see.
Oh, it's his own...
Oh, I see.
Now, let's judge by the audience's applause.
Let's do it!
First of all, the genius team has won!
No, no, the kid team has won!
Yes, we won!
Genius team!
The next match is...
"Welcome" match!
The team that says "Welcome" more often...
and says "Welcome" more comfortably wins!
Oh, I see!
The third match is "Heipo" and "Hotohara" match!
Will it be a battle of entertainers?
Now, let's do it!
"Welcome" match, get ready!
Welcome!
Nice. Nice.
Welcome!
No, no!
Don't say that!
What are you doing?!
It's gonna be a battle of entertainers!
It's not a match!
Ready, set...
Welcome!
It's in!
It's in, it's in.
Oh, one more.
Please wait for a moment for customer service.
Ready, set...
Welcome!
It's in, it's in.
No, I'm sorry!
Why didn't you say anything?!
It wasn't even a match, but a draw.
The school team lost three in a row.
Next up is an air-to-air confrontation!
You don't say a word and the opponent sneezes!
The one with more anger wins.
I see.
Air-to-air.
Next up is Tanaka vs. Haranishi!
Will it be the school team's first points?!
Air-to-air confrontation, let's go!
Ready, set...
Go, Tanaka, go!
Go, go, go!
Go, go, show 'em!
I'm showing 'em all.
Show me your teeth.
I'm doing it.
Donale! Donale!
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Donale! Donale!
It's a little hot in here!
Donatello!
Just make sure you do it first.
Okay.
Just listen.
Okay.
Ready...
Donatello!
Go! Go!
Your sentence is too long!
It's catchy! It's catchy!
Your sentence is too long!
Here we go!
Who thinks it's a game team?
Is it possible?
It's kid's game!
All right! Let's have fun!
Next is...
Ring Call Match!
It's more like Rennie Hart's voice.
I see! That Rennie Hart!
All right! Let's hear the real Rennie Hart's voice!
The fifth match is Matsumoto vs Fujimoto!
Let's hear their screams of joy!
Please choose your item first!
This is important!
What should I do?
It's easy to say!
Do you have any words that you can't say?
Words you can't say?
I think I know what it is!
What is it?
I know what it is!
It's easy to say!
All right!
It's easy to say!
Good!
Amazon!
What's that?
Wow, dojo! Wow, dojo!
This was really good!
Let's go for a good one!
I totally won this!
It's decided!
Soy sauce is...
It's decided!
Amazon!
Soy sauce!
Yay!
I finally won!
OK!
You're not usually like Rainie Hart!
He's just Matsumoto Taneda!
Stop it!
You too, you too!
You too!
You're short!
Oh, good!
You're short!
Yes, it's longer.
Say it with confidence!
I'll explain it.
Go!
It's long!
It's long, isn't it?
Are you okay?
It's in there, it's in there.
Main body 272!
254!
Keroppi ramen!
Fried food!
It's in there, it's in there.
Next up, sing it all out!
Each team's representative will sing their favorite song of the year.
However, while you're singing, the members of the same team will interfere.
Even so, please sing it all out without making a fuss about it!
If you can sing it all out without making a fuss about it, you'll be able to stand up and sing in front of the audience.
First up is Haranishi of the former representative team.
Even with all this interference, can he sing it all out?
Are you ready?
Let's do it!
Music, start!
Like a rat in a hole, I want to be beautiful.
I want to be beautiful, not shown in photos.
This is amazing!
The music team is the world's parallel.
Can the super-scared parallel win against the singing- out Haranishi's pressure?
Music...
Start!
Oh, hey guys!
You, you, you're doing it again?
Oh!
Sorry, we did it too much!
Once more!
Ready...
A song, a song!
I avoided the rain for a long time.
You look a little downcast.
Once again, it's not a match.
Due to uniformity, each team is defeated.
What are you laughing about?
In this situation...
What are you laughing about?
Why are you laughing so much?
No, I'm not! I'm laughing!
No, you're not!
You're laughing, aren't you?
If you're going to laugh like that, apologize in earnest.
I'm really sorry...
Let's do it!
Each team will be given a topic.
We did it last time, so you remember, right?
Since only one of you will be given the task, you will have to act according to the task.
You will judge the audience with your acting skills.
Let's start with the selection team.
Here is the task of the selection team!
What is it?
Who is it?
Your chin and shoulders will come off at the same time.
Excuse me.
Do you need it?
It's a costume for that.
Who will act it out?
One, two...
Haranishi!
I'll do it!
Haranishi is a great singer.
Let's act it out!
First up is the acting of the former selection team, Haranishi.
The task is...
Your chin and shoulders will come off at the same time.
Ready...
Go!
Momo-san!
Give it back!
It's mine!
I'm hungry!
Attack! Attack! Attack! Go!
What are you doing?!
All right!
We did it!
Here is the theme of the children's team!
If you say "this is"...
Hamada-san...
What is that?!
Huh?!
I see...
This requires considerable acting skills!
It does!
This is difficult...
But you all have experience, don't you?!
We do!
We definitely do!
One, two...
Endo!
All right!
It's true!
This is Endo!
Next, the children's team!
They will act as Endo!
The theme is...
If this ends, Hamada-san will beat me up!
All right!
Let's go!
All right!
Let's go, Endo-san!
Let's go!
Endo, Endo, Endo!
Yes, Endo!
Endo, Endo!
No, no, no!
Now, let's start with the genius team!
It's our first time!
Team Taku!
Next week, let's face off! It's finally time for the heated second half!
The ex-teaser team will be challenged by captain Miyasako of the English team!
The opposing music team will be welcomed by Matsumoto with a round of applause!
And now, let's put our strength together for the big public project!
It's the grade-fish competition!
Will it be a success?!
And now for the autumn news!
The Japanese-style DVD that was talked about at the Cannes Film Festival is now on sale!
Please go and buy it!
And finally...
"Raphinosukei" DVD volume 10 "The Police Who Must Not Laugh" is on sale December 19th!
Furthermore, only on mobile phones! More details on the show's homepage!