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Before the recording of "Gaki no Tsukai"...
The members are excited about Yamasaki's make-up box.
But...
That man is not here.
It's been 20 years since I started acting.
20 years! It's your 20th anniversary this year, right?
20th anniversary!
You're a master!
I'm happy, but...
I want something like this.
You know, like a make-up box.
I want something like that.
I think you want something like this.
Excuse me.
Good morning.
I'm Norita of Yoshimoto Industry.
I know you.
I'm Norita.
Good morning.
Isn't it amazing?
I want something black and cool.
I know you like men's make-up boxes.
That's right.
But you like it, don't you?
Yes, I like it.
Um...
Excuse me.
Um...
I have something for you from Matsumoto.
Would you like me to read it for you?
You have something for me?
What is it?
What is Matsumoto's message?
"If you want to see it, you sexual potentials who are extremely low class people like you
like a north wind that blows a woman away and shows it on TV."
Have you heard of this phrase?
I've heard of it.
"Therefore, a true technician, a holy emperor, a sexual general and someone like that
who is extremely low class and shows it on TV."
Is this a map?
Yes, it is.
Do you know where we are?
It's hard to tell.
We're at 2500.
What does "here" mean?
The gas station is the only sign of it.
It's dirty and dirty.
What does "under" mean?
I have no idea.
Doesn't it mean "under" here?
I see.
That's amazing.
I see.
I'm sorry, Matsumoto is waiting for you.
He's waiting for me?
But you can say it if you want to.
That's right.
Last time, we challenged Matsumoto to a brahock- removal competition.
At that time, Matsumoto, full of confidence, managed to win and kept his pride.
Will Matsumoto be able to win this time?
Good morning.
It stinks.
It smells.
You're late.
No, I just got up.
You just got up, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
How did you like the brahock-removal competition last time?
Yes, I did.
How did you feel when you lost?
Me?
Did you see it with your wife?
No, I didn't.
Did you see your wife's real smile recently?
- Well... - Why didn't you tell me?
You can't say that to me, can you?
- Tell me. - Thank you.
- You're welcome.
You're so sticky!
- He's been lectured. - Yes, he is.
- So... - Yes.
- You went to get your brother last time, didn't you? - Yes.
- Are you going to do the next step? - Yes, we are.
What's wrong with you?
"Bichiku"?
- "Bichuku"? - Yes, "bichuku".
- "Bichuku". - There's no "bichuku" in English.
- "Bichiku", "bichuku". - I don't know what you're talking about.
You can't say "bichuku" in English.
- I've prepared something for you. - Yes.
- What did you prepare? - What?
- The next title match. - What's up with you two?
I can't speak at all.
Look at this!
What is it?
It's a mannequin again.
What is it?
It's amazing.
Come here.
I've prepared 10 mannequins for you.
OK.
OK?
They will compete how many bells they can ring in one minute.
If they don't ring all 10 mannequins' bells, they will be disqualified.
There are various poses.
OK.
Please do it without wasting time.
OK.
The number of times is important.
Yes.
If you lose, you won't do it.
Is there another punishment?
Of course!
It's a punishment for the last time.
It was hard for you.
You were sent far away.
Yes.
Let's go somewhere.
OK.
Last time, Tanaka was humiliated by his brother's appearance.
Is it true?
Who will be humiliated this time?
OK.
Yes.
OK.
Let's say "end".
You're so mean!
You're wrong!
It's OK.
It's OK if you don't say "end".
I'll say "top".
You can't say "start".
It's sudden.
If you lose, you'll be punished severely.
It's serious.
But if you win, you'll be disqualified.
I'll go touch your bell now.
What is this smell?
Nobody's going to touch it.
What are you talking about?
It's a conservative game.
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Good luck.
How's it going?
He's a counter player.
He's Asano Tadanobu, a kid's player.
You don't look like him at all.
- Really? - You don't look like him at all.
Asano Tadanobu, a kid's player, will search for the number of times he's played beach club.
The top batter is Endo.
He's going to play beach club with his pride.
Watch out.
Oh, I like this move.
I like this move.
This is also good.
If you like it, you can concentrate and make it.
Yeah, he makes a lot of money.
Yeah, but that was bad.
Hahaha.
Anyone who hits that will be like this.
I'm holding down with this.
That was good.
But he's losing money.
He's losing.
This is a little expensive.
I think this is a great weapon.
Oh, is that so?
It's not good to be like this, is it?
Why do you look like that?
Ten seconds left!
Five seconds left!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
This is tough!
What do you think, everyone?
You did your best!
I think you did a good job.
In the end, I think ENERGY-HIVE didn't go well.
I see.
Now, this is Endo-san's record.
Here it is!
Oh!
Two hundred and eighty-eight!
This is how good it is.
That's right!
For example, I felt like I should get more than three hundred.
Oh, is that so?
No, it's pretty high.
It's pretty high.
For one person, you can only do it twenty-eight times, right?
No, you can't do it twenty-eight times!
You can't do it twenty-eight times!
If you think you can do it twenty-eight times, your wife will be crying!
Your wife will be wetting her pillow cover with tears again today!
Why are you so excited?
I don't know.
Now, let's see Endo's record.
Again?!
One more time?
Again?!
No, no, no!
I'm so jealous!
Mr. Yamasaki, whose wife is wetting her pillow cover.
Shall we go?
Let's go to Yamasaki.
Wow, I don't have much confidence.
Two hundred and eighty-eight is...
No, it's pretty good!
It's pretty good!
Yamasaki suddenly speaks out of anxiety.
How good is his beach eating skills?
Ready, set, go!
(Bell ringing)
It didn't ring much in the beginning.
Ah, this is where it rings.
It's not ringing.
It's ringing.
30 seconds have passed.
It's been about 30 seconds.
Hasn't it started ringing a little more?
This is bad, old man.
It only rang twice.
I'm pretty good at this.
10 seconds have passed.
Ah, 10 seconds have passed.
5 seconds have passed.
4
3
2
1
Time's up!
From what we just saw, Yamao's record isn't amazing at all.
Yamao-san's record is...
This is bad!
But I don't know if this is average.
Yamao's record isn't amazing at all.
Yamao-san's record isn't amazing at all.
I don't know!
The standard is different!
I have weird expectations of you, but look at mine.
Mannequins laugh.
Mannequins laugh?
Mannequins don't show emotion.
They shouldn't laugh.
Their manpower is amazing.
I don't know.
Let's say "idiot"!
It's not me.
It's you.
It's not me.
It's you.
Let's say "idiot"!
It's me.
It's not me.
It's you.
Are you okay with wearing a hood?
Why are you doing that?
What kind of beach eating will the entertainer Hamada show us?
Are you ready?
On!
Do your best!
Idiot!
It's decided!
Idiot!
It's decided!
Are you okay?
It's decided!
It's okay for the rule!
Where is it?
What?
Where is it?
What?
I see!
It's not here!
I want to try it!
It's fun!
But...
30 seconds have passed.
It's fun!
I won!
You're being pushed! You're being pushed!
There's a blue one! There's a blue one!
It's not working! It's not working!
Ten seconds before!
I can't take the left arm.
How many seconds left?
Five seconds before!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
I won!
You've made up your mind, haven't you?
I've made up my mind.
You have to put it behind you like this.
- There are many ways of doing it. - It's totally fine.
- Right? - There was no reason for it to be like that.
- Whether it was good or not... - Yes!
- Let's go. - Yes!
- Here is the record! - No, it's not...
- It's not going anywhere. - No way!
- It's open! - No way!
- It's going! - No way!
- It's going! - It's going!
- No way! - It's going!
- The only place Hamada went to was like this. - Yeah.
- Probably. - Yeah.
- Now that it's come to this, Tanaka's blood from South America...
- Are you from South America? - No, no, no. I'm Japanese.
- But you... - Man, this is tough!
- Last time, Tanaka was humiliated and punished.
- Will his reputation be restored this time?
- Alright! - Let's go!
- Ready...
- Red! - My eyes aren't working.
- Oh, this is bad. - It's a one-finger pattern, so it probably won't work.
- Why do you look like you've lost your mind? - You, red, red, red!
- You're so slow-witted! - It's not like this!
- That's right! - Yeah.
- He's probably very serious, right? - Oh, it's taking some time here.
- It's definitely here. It's definitely here. - It's slow.
- The sound is weak, too. - It's a little slow, isn't it?
- He's a very kind-hearted type. - Kind-hearted.
- He's kind-hearted, isn't he? - Yeah.
- 30 seconds have passed! - Huh?!
- You should dry up! - Yeah, you should dry up!
- You should dry up! - If you don't, you're in big trouble!
- 30 seconds have passed! - Huh?!
- What are you doing?! - I see!
- You're so quick! - You should dry up!
- But, you know... - If you're ready, you can do it one by one.
- Oh! - That big one!
- That's right! - That's you!
- 5 seconds have passed! - Oh, no!
- 4, 3, 2, 1... - What are you doing?!
- What?! - Drums pins!
- What just happened? - Drums pins!
- Where did it come from?! - Drums pins!
- I wasn't asking you! - Huh?!
- I wasn't asking you! - Drums pins?
- I wasn't asking you! - Drums pins!
- I wasn't asking you! - Drums pins?
- Were you surprised? - It was amazing!
- I asked you the number, too! - This is incredible!
- You and Yamanaki are a bit weird... - We're weird...
- I think you guys are a bit weird...
- Alright! - You're getting close now!
- San bands record is this one!
- Huh?!
Wow!
Tanaka wins again!
Wow!
I did it!
That was a sense.
I'm a genius.
I should have scolded him three more times.
You should have.
I can't take it anymore!
Why did you stab me in the first place?
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to...
I'm sorry.
What?
You stabbed me in the first place.
Why did you stab me in the first place?
You bastard!
It's not like that.
First of all, I have a pain in my shoulder.
I see.
I'll give you 300 yen.
I see.
Matsumoto wants to get more than 300 yen.
Will his dream come true?
Let's do it!
It's a good score, 247 points.
It's a slow start.
This is not good.
What?
You lost a lot of points.
I can't take it anymore.
Where are you looking at?
I can't take it anymore.
Will you give up?
I'll go over there.
30 seconds have passed.
My face is red.
It's you.
What?
Isn't it unexpected?
You did such a big thing.
Are you out of breath?
It's not as fast as you say.
It's not fast at all.
What?
Ten seconds before.
He's making a weird face.
I'm Tanaka's partner, so I'll do it ten seconds before.
Five seconds before.
Four, three, two, one.
What a shame.
It's the last one.
It's not that bad.
How is it?
It's hard!
It's hard, isn't it?
The record is out!
What is it?
What is your record?
Can I hide it for a moment?
I'm 247.
You're 247, right?
Yes.
Let me show you this.
Okay.
Let me show you.
Matsumoto's record is...
This!
It's about 300.
It's about 200.
He thinks he hasn't reached 300 yet.
Let's do it at once!
Let's do it!
One, two, three!
Yes!
It's half a shot!
What is it?
It's half a shot!
Yes!
I'm 247.
Tanaka-san's punishment game!
Today's punishment game is...
Yes.
A phantom cow playing with its father in battle.
What is it?
I've never heard of it.
A phantom cow playing with its father in battle...
To be honest...
...has been discovered.
No newspaper has noticed it yet.
A phantom...
Yes, its father...
A long-term location in Senkai...
A long-term location!
It won't stay in the city.
It won't stay in Kyoto, will it?
Well...
It can go back to the golden legend.
It can go back to Friday.
How long will it last?
It can go back to Friday.
The phantom cow is over there.
Wow!
It's amazing!
A phantom cow playing with its father in battle.
I am now in a ranch in the suburbs of Tokyo to play a penalty game.
It seems that there is a phantom bullfrog in this ranch, so I would like to touch its neck a thousand times.
Why do I have to do this?
I really can't win.
I should have touched its neck more until I became this age.
There is a giant bullfrog over there.
Wow! It's amazing!
There are really normal cows.
Wow! It's amazing!
The smell of the farm is amazing.
The smell of cows.
A giant bullfrog is an illusionary giant bullfrog.
Wow! It's amazing!
You're Onuma-san, right?
Huh?
This...
Onuma-san's...
Onuma-gyu's...
nipples...
have to be touched a thousand times, right?
It's an underground house!
I, um...
I thought I wasn't supposed to say "chin, chin, chin, chin, chin", but...
This is disgusting!
[Start!]
I'm sorry.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Ready...
Start!
What...
What is this?
Wait a minute...
What is this?
What? 500 yen?
Wow, only half of it...
(sniffling)
Well, this is mentally tough.
Thank you for watching.
Don't rub it against me.
I'm sorry.
What the hell is this?
What?
It's a warning sign.
What the hell is this?
Senpai, help me!
Don't cry alone
I feel sorry for Kami-san, too.
He doesn't have any techniques.
I'm sorry about that.
I want you to make a place where you can get revenge.
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