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Once again, that old ceremony was held this year.
(Applause)
It looks delicious.
Please take it.
Thank you for your cooperation this year as well.
Thank you!
Cheers!
(Music)
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♪ I don't know what I'm gonna do ♪
Youthful, young men's great New Year's party!
While surrounded by luxurious meals, this party celebrates the new year's countdown is also the 18th time this year!
Friends who have completely lost their minds spend the best time of their lives!
Meanwhile...
I don't feel like going to Kanagawa at all.
Eat up!
What's this? Chicken egg?
Yes.
Chicken egg?
You can't eat it.
Why not?
Shut up! Do you want me to eat it at this hour?
You can't eat it!
No, I can't.
It's weird for young people to eat it at a New Year's party.
Eat up!
(Laughter)
Why?
Why do you say that?
It's for Abe regime.
(Laughter)
It's a big egg.
What?
Here we go!
Yamadaki Hosei Presents First Yamawan Grand Prix!
Yes!
Well then, what is Yamawan Grand Prix?
Well, Hosei-san has been appearing in this show for the second time.
Yes.
To give young entertainers a chance to appear on the stage,
Oh!
Yamadaki-san has held this tournament with a big heart.
Yes.
Well, Hosei-san, is it okay with you?
That's right.
(burp)
(laughter)
Well, that's right.
But I don't know what to say.
Well, even if you're giving young entertainers a chance,
That's right.
you're in a pinch.
Even if you get more than 10 points, Hosei-san has a score of 20 points.
Yes.
If you get more than 15 points, you pass.
I see.
Young entertainers have a chance to appear.
That's right.
Well, I really want to give young entertainers a chance.
Yes.
If you get more than 15 points, you pass.
Do you have that authority?
Yes, I do!
Is it okay?
Yes, it's okay.
Suga-san!
Yes.
Zaki-san says so, but is it okay?
Well, one person is determined to appear.
(laughter)
Instead of that...
I see.
Instead of that day's meeting...
The bowl is big, isn't it?
His own...
His own attitude...
(laughter)
That's right.
So far, the two of you, Downer-san, have been ignored.
I see.
Well, then, Hosei-san...
Oh!
Please say a few words of resolution.
Resolution, please!
Resolution!
(applause)
In this chaotic comedy world...
From within that comedy world...
A true hero will be chosen!
The first...
Yamagane Grand Prix will be held!
(laughter)
That's all!
(laughter)
Yes.
Do you have any seniors you admire in the future?
My juniors, though.
Ah, juniors. (laughter)
What's wrong with you?
Please!
I'm sorry.
I'm starting to feel good.
If you go in that direction, what will you do?
I'm sorry. I'm starting to feel good, too.
Let's go!
First of all, let's have the first young man appear!
His name is Karuku Yabai.
He belongs to Yoshimoto Industry.
Extension Pele!
Here you go!
Hotei Tomoyasu and Ishiya Kimo.
Ishiya Kimo!
Hotei!
Next up is "Alps Girl Haiji".
Hotei!
Kujubue wa nai ze. Taken by the girl.
Akama wa nai ze. Watashi o matari no.
I say yes, don't look far away.
Surrender!
Don't let me down, my tea of ice!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
You were "extension Pele"
Let's ask him.
Hamada-san.
We're coming?
Of course!
We're coming?
Yes, of course.
I think you're nervous.
No, no, you looked like him.
Right? You looked like him.
Hosei's face is a little...
Yes, yes, I'm nervous.
It's not good yet, but...
Hosei, please give us your score.
Isn't this enough?
It's hard to listen.
I'm excited.
By the way, if it's more than 15 points, you'll pass.
You're good.
OK, let's go!
15 points!
Thank you!
You passed!
Thank you!
Next...
Iyashike Demsengenin.
Yoshimoto Industry.
"Daikobutsu".
Please ring the bell!
Thank you for coming!
Today, I'd like to open this new PET bottle with my hands.
If you'll excuse me.
Opening it with your hands...
I'll open it now.
Wow, that's amazing.
Here I go.
That's amazing!
It's still in there! It's still in there!
Moving on...
I'd like to hang three CDs on my nipples.
CDs on your nipples?
That's impossible.
Oh, your nipples are standing up.
What are you doing?
I'm cooling them down.
Oh, you're using tools.
Oh, you're using tools instead of your hands.
Wow, it's really...
Wow, it's really standing up.
It's standing up, hasn't it?
That's amazing.
It's cooling down.
Oh, it's cooling down?
Yes.
One...
Oh...
Two.
Is it your third card of fate?
Three.
Yes!
Bravo!
That's great!
That's it.
Thank you very much.
That's great.
Mr. Sudo, your favorite.
Yes.
What year is it?
It's my third year this year.
Third year?
Yes.
I see. Mr. Matsumoto, how was it?
It has the aura of when I first came to Tokyo.
Does it have that aura?
What? Are you serious?
It has that momentum.
What?
It's too fast.
Then, Mr. Kosei...
Yes.
Your score...
My face is a little grim, but...
If you don't mind...
It's perfect!
Jump while doing a lazen and crush your jaw with your butt.
It's perfect!
What are you doing?
Thank you very much.
What are you doing?
Thank you very much.
13 points!
Unfortunately, you didn't pass!
Butter!
I landed!
Young, young, young!
Let's move on.
Next is...
A comedy melody maker sent by Yoshimoto Industry...
Moody Katsuyama!
Here you go!
Good evening, I'm Moody Katsuyama.
Please listen to the song "mood song" I wrote and composed today.
Then, music, start!
Something's coming
I'll take it to the left
It came all of a sudden
It came from the right
It came suddenly
It came from the right
I'll take it to the left
It came from the right
I'll take it to the left
It came from the right
I'll take it to the left
If you, too,
Suddenly came from the right
I want you to remember this song and pass it on to the left.
The one who came from the right will be passed on to the left.
Thank you very much.
I'm out of tune.
It was a story that Hamada-san couldn't help but say.
It's a nice song.
It's kind of interesting now.
I think you'll look forward to it in the future.
That's right.
Now, chairman of the competition, Tetsu, please.
No, Moody Katsuyama-san.
What?
11 points?
11 points!
That's a lot of points!
That's 20 points!
That's a lot of points!
That's right!
No, honestly...
That's a lot of points!
No, that's a lot of points.
No, everyone was happy about it!
That's why.
No, isn't it a little strange?
I got too many points.
I'm sorry, Moody-kun.
What happened?
I got too many points.
Hamada-san's "tsukkomi dokan", your song "dokan"
It's already done!
I don't need such a scary young man!
I'm sorry!
Sorry for insisting so much!
I'm sorry!
With confidence...
He crushed me with pride.
Yes!
From the beans!
Again with your exclamation!
You have no choice!
Smelling my voice, I was blinded!
I'm sorry!
"Dokurodan", which belongs to Yoshimoto Industry, is an old-fashioned shakuhachi entertainer.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
That's it!
Thank you very much, Mr. Yokoyama!
Thank you!
I've received this, and I think I can expect high scores.
I think I can expect high scores, too!
What did you receive?
Well, Mr. Yabutaki, please give me your score!
Go ahead!
11 points!
That's crazy!
Why did you receive such low scores?
Well, I think...
The performance is too solid.
That's why I think it's good, isn't it?
No, no, no!
Mr. Yokoyama, don't underestimate me!
Go ahead!
Yes!
She's a super-sexy, sexy woman entertainer...
Yes!
...from Watanabe Entertainment,
Ms. Nishioka Sumiko!
Go ahead!
Nishioka Sumiko!
You're my favorite entertainer, aren't you?
You're a greedy woman, aren't you?
However!
Your kiss is more stimulating than that!
Prepare yourself!
Wow, what's going on?
Wow, that's amazing!
That's amazing!
Dog hair!
She's cute.
Why did you receive such low scores?
That's hilarious!
What's wrong with you?
Are you satisfied...
...you...
...pig!
Thank you very much.
The costume designer is Ms. Sengo.
Thank you very much.
We can look forward to it.
It's a big hit.
Yes, it is.
It's a big hit.
It's hard to explain.
Yes, it is.
Your face has changed a little.
Let's go.
Mr. Yamagari.
You were laughing.
It's a big hit.
It's a big hit!
Is it possible that this instrument will be released in the future?
Yes, but...
...women don't play this instrument.
What? Really?
Who said that?
What?
Is there such a rule?
No, it's my first time hearing it.
Mr. Otomo said it.
Mr. Otomo...
Did you say it?
Mr. Otomo said it.
Come on!
Mr. Otomo said it.
He is a member of K-DASH STAGE.
Please come in.
He is a impersonator of Tetsuya Takeda when he was 30 years old.
Shino...
Did you go out with me?
Shino!
What the hell!
Shino...
Next...
He is a impersonator of Tetsuya Takeda when he was 40 years old.
Come in!
That's fine.
Next is Tetsuya Takeda when he was 50 years old.
Look at me carefully!
And don't forget it for the rest of your life!
For your country and for yourself!
Eat the truck!
Eat...
the truck!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Hey, Toku-chan!
Let's see your score!
Here you go!
3 points!
You passed!
3 points...
I'm too low, aren't I?
3 points...
What do you think it is?
Well...
I don't know...
Is it a gun?
What did you say?
A gun?
You're too low, aren't you?
3 points!
3 points...
What do you think it is?
Well...
You passed again, so...
Think about it!
Is it like a crisis?
Well...
Taku-chan...
Yes?
Well...
Your performance...
Yes?
is too perfect.
Again?
In the end, you're still young.
That's right.
With 20 years of experience,
a young man with a young heart,
a graduate of Yoshimoto Industry,
Ritton Investigation Team,
Fujiwara Mitsuhiro-san!
Here you go!
You just bought it, didn't you?
The 65th Yokozuna Takanohana has won for the 22nd time.
I would like to recreate the match between Tai and Musashimaru, which took place in the summer of 2013.
It's been a long time.
Your Majesty Musashimaru!
This year's "Break" is definitely a brief comedian.
His name is Hikki Kitakaze, and he belongs to Yoshimoto Industry.
Here you go!
Hello! I'm Hikki Kitakaze!
Hikki Kitakaze's Magic Showtime!
I'm going to trap this ferocious tiger in a cage in an instant!
3, 2, 1...
It's in!
How about this?
Everyone, you shouldn't do this.
How about this?
3, 2, 1...
It's out!
How about this?
Do you like it? Do you hate it?
I don't hate it, but...
I don't care!
Thank you very much!
How about you?
I was nervous.
Were you really nervous?
You didn't look nervous at all, but...
Look at Mr. Yamazaki's expression!
Right?
Which one should I catch?
Mr. Matsumoto, which one should I catch?
This is a difficult question.
Which one should I catch?
I think it's just that you haven't decided on a character yet.
You haven't decided yet?
It's not decided yet.
It's already over.
That's right, it's almost over.
Now, let's go, tournament director.
Please give us the score.
One point!
Unfortunately, it didn't pass.
One point?
Why one point?
Why?
He's the one who got one point.
How is it?
Why one point?
I had this in mind.
One and twenty?
One and twenty.
But still...
To be honest, I'm scared.
If my presence...
I did some simulation.
If I'm in high tension, I'm scared.
That's true, that's true.
Finally, this time...
First...
Mountain Grand Prix...
It's all or nothing!
Who is it? Who is it?
That potential ability is...
Uncontrollable...
Yes!
Eternal orange atmosphere...
Belongs to Yoshimoto Industries...
Ritton Survey Team...
It's Mizuno Toru-san!
Here you go!
I'm Mizuno, a middle-aged man who doesn't know how to mix things up.
Today, I'm going to show you a rough game using my taste buds.
Ladies and gentlemen, please imagine!
Please think of this stage as a battlefield filled with cannon fire and smoke!
Please think of this place as a battlefield!
It's a story of soldiers who think of their hometown's parents!
Dad! Mom!
I'm currently on the battlefield...
I'm currently on the battlefield using a fire extinguisher...
I'm fixing my fire extinguisher!
Dad! Mom!
I'm currently on the battlefield...
I'm fixing my fire extinguisher!
I'm a pathetic son!
Please announce the best show!
Thank you!
The first YAMA-ONE Grand Prix is...
Hachiman Nishioka Sumiko-chan!
Congratulations!
And now, the YAMA-ONE Grand Prix trophy...
And...
And the award...
The award was really amazing!
Please!
HIKONE PRINCE HOTEL...
HIKONE PRINCE HOTEL?
Is it HIKONE PRINCE HOTEL?
What is HIKONE PRINCE HOTEL?
Is it HIKONE PRINCE HOTEL in Shiga?
That's a great place!
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