AISubs v3.5
Last time, without anyone's request, the first class of the classroom series was suddenly opened.
Shouji Murakami's "Ninja Classroom".
Okay, cut.
Okay, that's it.
What the hell are you doing?!
You're nothing like a ninja!
And this time...
This time, they made him wear a green beret for the first time.
Mr. Mazono.
What's up?
Today, again...
Shouji-san called me again.
It's the second time, right? Didn't it happen before?
But...
Is that why you're dressed like this?
Even if it's the second time...
I'm wearing a green beret for the first time.
No, how was that ninja last time?
Well, his reputation wasn't that good, was it?
Yeah.
And you made him do it?
Well, since he called me, I had to do it.
But even if you do it, you can't become a ninja or a green beret.
You can't.
What's a green beret?
I thought about it a lot.
You're a ninja, right?
You're wearing a green beret, right?
Yes.
But there are still pirates out there, right?
No, no, no!
What kind of hint is that?!
There are still...
What kind of hint is that?!
It's a series, isn't it? A series.
I looked it up in my notebook and there are fourteen of them.
Wow, that's a lot.
That's quite a number.
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Having arrived at a certain park, Pico immediately heads to the site.
But just looking at it is amazing.
Green beret.
You knew about it last time you were a ninja, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Oh, there's something written on it!
Huh?! There's something written on it!
Green beret choice is this week...
Hmm...
This is such a hassle!
Right?!
Honestly, it's a hassle.
It's such a hassle to show up afterwards, isn't it?
That's true.
It's like you're waiting for someone to marry you.
Really?!
It stinks!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
As expected, the one who showed up was...
As you know, Shouichi Murakami.
Thank you very much!
You're here!
Yes!
I'm asking you if you're here!
Oh, yes!
We're here!
Classroom Series Part Two!
Are you going to be late for your science experiment class?
You're early again.
You know what?
It's still early for you to go there.
Green beret!
Don't you want this green beret hat?
Excuse me.
What is it?
Do you have a bad eye?
Don't you want that color hat?
Don't you want this hat?
You want it, don't you?
What is it?
You...
For now...
Line up!
Attention!
Number!
One, two, three, four, five!
What is it?
You...
That's...
Five! Five!
Five, right?
Five! Five! Five, right?
Five, right?
Please, let's do it properly.
Let's do it properly.
Let's do it seriously.
OK!
Please, don't look down on me like that.
What's wrong with you?
Right?
Let's do it properly.
Dog!
It's not a dog.
It's a dog.
Why do you say it's a dog?
I'm sorry.
It's not a dog.
And I'm a dog owner.
I'm sorry.
What are you talking about?
It's not a dog.
What are you talking about?
I'm sorry. Honestly, I'm not talking about it.
Don't make me laugh!
That's it.
Okay, let's go to the next country.
By national name.
A.
A.I.U.E.O.
Let's pick up from A.
A.I.U.E.O.
It's a national name!
I don't know.
By national name.
America!
I...
Britain!
U...
Ukraine!
It's not A, is it?
A...
Egypt.
Oh, Egypt.
Egypt.
Egypt!
I don't care anyway.
Even if you say it like that.
I don't even remember how to do it like that!
I'm sorry.
Egypt!
Sorry.
You're talking too much!
Sorry.
It's a national responsibility!
Shut up!
Please do it properly!
It's a difficult world now.
You know, if you clap your hands here, you'll go straight to the education committee or something like that.
You'll take a break or buy a ticket.
In the past, we used to use candy and mochi, but now we don't use mochi.
They only give us candy and mochi and tell us to go to education.
It's terrible!
Captain is also a person who says strange things.
Who is it?
Captain Parser.
You are my boss!
You guys.
I'm sorry.
Don't approach the same person.
Don't approach Helen Nishikawa.
Let's start the Green Beret class.
First of all, we will learn how to overcome adversity.
The first thing you learn in Green Beret is how to overcome adversity.
Yes.
Are you ready?
There is a loaf of bread in front of you.
There is a bean paste in the bread.
The first person to pick up the bean paste will have a chance to wear the green beret.
Are you ready?
Move forward.
In this area.
Yes.
Then, get ready!
Go!
Are you ready?
You are not better than the previous person.
OK!
You can do it!
I lost.
OK!
Stand up.
Show me your elbow.
You are dirty!
You!
You're the dirtiest one!
How should I explain it to my mom?
In this mess.
Batsuya.
Try doing this with your elbow.
Elbow, elbow, elbow...
And here?
Ear.
OK.
That's right.
- Endo! - Yes, sir!
- Huh? - Come here.
- Yes, sir!
- Huh? It's chocolate.
- It's chocolate. - It's chocolate today.
- It was gum last time. - Yeah, it was gum.
- Why Endo? - Endo is always...
- I'll do my best. - No, no.
Later. If you do it now, everyone will find you.
- Later. - I'll do my best.
- I didn't do my best at all. - All right!
All right! Let's go next!
All right! One more week!
- All right! Let's go! - Yes, sir!
- Now, emergency management training! - Yes, sir!
Even if you are wearing a green beret and you are sleeping,
you are not allowed to let your guard down even for a moment on the battlefield.
- Enter the battlefield... - Yes, sir!
- But even if the enemy comes, you must not create a situation where you can fight at any time. - I see.
- Yes, sir! - All right! Oh, by the way, you...
- Yes, sir! - Wait a minute.
- Yes, sir! - Please do your best!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- I left it here for you, you know? - Yes, sir.
- If I ask for the enemy or a round, they risk action immediately. - Yes, sir.
- Is it okay? Let's play a game of tapes. - Please stop it now.
- He was the one who hit you. - Coach?
- Coach?
- This is looking hard to do. - Let me tell you...
I never said that!
- Yes, sir. - Young people like you always say "no way", "no way" all the time.
Hey!
You don't do it, but you say "no way" all the time!
- You're disgusting! - Oh, I'm sorry.
Just like your father!
Your father also talked a lot, and he was also bullied a lot!
The rain that falls on the battlefield is a rain of blessing.
What is the secret of water replenishment?
You get water in an instant.
- I see. - When it rains, you have to train yourself to replenish water all at once.
- I'll do it from now on. - Yes, sir.
- Okay, Tanaka! - Yes, sir.
- Come here. - Yes, sir.
- Good luck. - Get down.
- Yes, sir. - Okay.
Come here.
- Keep your mouth shut. - Yes, sir.
Just imagine that you haven't drunk water for a month.
- Yes, sir. - Keep your mouth shut.
- Good luck! - Good luck!
- Is it okay? - Yes, sir.
- You haven't drunk water for a month. - Good luck!
- Yes, sir! It rained for a moment! - Yes, sir!
Drink it!
Thank you.
I can't do it at all.
Matsumoto!
Yes!
Go for it!
I feel like it's the same.
No matter who says it.
You're different.
Seriously.
I can't do it at all.
It's raining!
Yes!
Wow!
You don't drink at all.
I'll do it!
Yes!
What is it?
I'm sorry.
I'll do it.
You know the Shinkansen.
Can you do it?
You know it!
I can't drink it.
I see.
All at once?
Yes!
I see.
I won't do it.
I'm sorry.
I'll do it.
I can't do it at all.
I'm sorry.
Look at me!
Yes!
Is there water?
Yes, there is water.
It would be better if there was more water.
Yes.
Please wait a minute.
Is it enough?
I'm sorry.
I'll do it.
Please wait a little longer.
I'll do it.
Please wait a little longer.
Is it okay now?
Please wait a little longer.
Is it okay now?
Isn't it too early?
Please wait a little longer.
I'm sorry.
You did it.
There are many of you.
No matter how much you argue, you haven't replenished your water.
Even an elephant...
You...
It's okay.
The training will go on.
The strategy meeting will be held here.
What will it be about?
Come with me.
Excuse me.
You stay here.
Yes.
You stay here.
I'm not used to it.
I'm not used to it at all.
What?
What is it?
You stay here.
What?
You stay here.
Why?
Because you don't have hair.
Stay here!
Listen.
Yes.
Everyone dies because of one carelessness.
Yes.
Right?
Yes.
In the past...
When I was born...
My mother...
She passed away.
I was a grandmother.
I was raised by my grandmother.
When I went up the mountain...
I saw a puppy.
I took it home because I thought it was pitiful.
After buying it...
I gave it a name.
Cherry.
I gave it a name.
And I said, "Cherry!"
If you hear my voice a kilometer or two ahead of you, you say, "Wait a minute!"
Grandma said, "Cherry! Cherry!"
Grandma, Cherry is wrong. It's Cherry.
I know. I know.
Cherry! Cherry!
Grandma didn't say "Cherry" once until she died.
And on the night when Grandma died,
Tomuraigassen said,
I'm going to call some of my neighbors and have a drink.
And as I started drinking, Fujita said,
Don't criticize the Murakami family.
What's wrong with you?
He said a lot of harsh things.
And my dad said to Fujita-san's grandpa,
Hey, Fujita-san, you too...
Endo!
Yes?
Endo!
Yes?
Let's put this story together.
Yes, you.
Try to...
Try to spice it up a little.
Try to spice it up a little!
Yes, Fujita-san...
Fujita-san and the Murakami family...
started arguing...
Endo!
Yes?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, sir.
Well done.
Yes.
Three of them.
The chocolate is coming out.
Chocolate.
It's coming out.
Itadakimasu!
It's coming out.
You did your best, but it's coming out, you bastard!
Anyway...
Do you think I'm stupid?
What is this old man doing?
Who is an old man?
Shall we go next?
Yes.
Director, can we go back?
Do you want to do it again?
Yes.
What will you do?
Please stand up.
We will stand up.
No...
Please forgive us.
Everyone is saying it.
Please don't do it.
Director, please.
Follow me.
It was good, wasn't it?
It was good.
Even if the Green Berets try to use their weapons, they cannot give up until the end.
All of our weapons have been taken.
Right?
If one of us becomes a hostage...
But at that moment...
We have to save him.
Right?
Everyone...
If one of you dies, it means you will die.
Yes.
At that moment...
If you tell me what you will use...
This is the Green Beret's deadly weapon.
Wait a minute.
Yes.
Mustache.
This will be a great weapon.
Are you ready?
Yes.
The setting is...
I...
Made it.
This...
There is a sign. This is the enemy.
Yes.
The commander is being captured.
I see.
When the enemy wakes up, we will attack together.
And we will rescue the commander.
Yes.
Is it OK?
Yes.
OK.
This is called "Zorodango Operation".
Do you have any good titles?
No.
I knew it perfectly.
Hey.
Yes.
Do you have any good titles?
"Zorodango Operation" is OK for me.
What about you?
Yes.
OK.
Think about it.
"Zorodango Operation" is OK for me, too.
Think about it!
It's tough.
Think about it!
OK.
Well...
"Dango"...
"Dango Operation" is OK for you?
It's my first time.
It's "dango".
It's "zorodango", isn't it?
Yes.
It's moving like this.
I see.
Yes.
It's moving like this.
It's really moving.
Hey!
Help me!
Yes!
Are you OK?
Help me!
I'll help you now!
I'll help you!
Captain, I'll help you now!
Captain!
- Captain! - Captain!
We're almost there, wait for me!
Hang in there, Captain!
Captain!
The enemy is coming!
Wait a minute!
Captain!
- Captain! - Captain!
Wait a minute!
What's wrong?
Thank you for saving me!
Well, there's no difference in life.
- Here! - Yes!
The best player award...
...is announced!
- I'll announce it! - Yes!
Matsumoto-kun!
Thank you!
Matsumoto-kun!
The winner is...
...the product...
...toto bag.
This is what my wife...
...always carries with her...
...when she goes to a supermarket...
...or a small shopping mall.
But this...
...toto bag is not the only one!
It's a different color!
I'll give you...
...these two!
My wife, Kaori-chan...
- Congratulations! - ...bought me...
...this toto bag.
- Congratulations! - Congratulations!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
All right!
That's all!
Dismissed!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
Thank you!
It's all the fuck we know!
I'm sorry.
We couldn't get a tattoo.