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On the 6th of June, Yamasaki Endo Amada was sentenced to the worst penalty game in history.
In a situation where he must not laugh, the police fight for 24 hours.
One after another, the laughing witnesses attacked the three of them.
My mother passed away.
Against the violent witnesses, they were forced to go through the harshest day of their lives.
Yamasaki Endo Amada.
Tonight is a must-see!
The police fight for 24 hours in a situation where they must not laugh!
Yamasaki Endo Amada.
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During a morning crime eradication meeting,
the three of them were shocked by something too sudden.
I'm Negami of Shounen-ka.
It seems that drugs and guns are being sold in Warahina right now,
but if you look a little closer, you can see that drugs are being sold.
Yamasaki, Amada, Endo, Outlaw...
Shut up!
My brothers and I...
Hey you! Shut up!
My brothers and I were born three years ago.
And my parents...
Hey you! Shut up!
My parents were born in the middle of the world,
but I wasn't born yet.
Hey you! Shut up!
My brothers and I were born in the middle of the world,
but I wasn't born yet.
Amada, Outlaw...
Outlaw and Endo are the same!
That was funny.
Thank you, Negami.
The three of them were shocked by something too sudden.
I'm going to fill up with gasoline.
He's here.
Do you have a membership card?
No, I don't.
You can join us for free. What will you do?
Thank you.
Go to hell!
End, please.
What does "tofu" mean?
Is "haisara" okay?
Yes, "haisara" is fine.
The three assassins who attacked were not only this.
While patrolling, accidents happened one after another.
Emergency order.
In Shakurei Shokkan,
we are going to launch an illegal wind farm, an exciting salon, and an eel club.
Is it okay?
Understood.
This is Shakurei 109.
Go ahead.
There seems to be an eel club, but it's close.
Is there a wind farm?
There seems to be something like a birdman barb.
There is. It says eel club.
It's over there.
It looks like an eel club.
Yes, it smells like it.
Exciting salon...
It's coming.
I love you, eel club.
I'm done with this area.
It's a little funny.
It's hot.
How can you call me "eel club" like that?
He really went to the scene.
Yamasaki, out!
He's been talking a lot lately.
He's been eyeing me a lot.
I don't know why.
Yamasaki, out!
(moaning)
Three people who were forced to participate in the training of the traffic controllers were tasted with unimaginable fear.
(moaning)
(laughing)
Endo is back from his panic attack.
Should I go wash my hands?
Going back to the book and going to the bathroom, there is another blind spot.
Going to the bathroom makes you nervous.
That's right.
What is this place?
Ah...
You said something weird.
Beer!
(laughing)
Endo, out!
That's amazing!
Did someone come in?
Come on!
Ah!
Hey, you guys!
Huh?
Don't ask me for help these days!
What?
You!
Why did you come here?
You...
I'm sorry.
I went to buy it yesterday because it was on sale.
Okay, go!
Yes!
You!
I went on a trip with my girlfriend.
Okay, go!
Yes!
Who the hell are you?! Tell me who you are!
I'm sorry. My mother broke down and was in the hospital.
Who the hell are you?!
My mother broke down and...
Who the hell are you?!
My mother...
Mother...
Who the hell are you?!
Stop it!
Among the laughter that came one after another, there was also such a fierce investigator.
That was amazing.
Wasn't it?
Now, the drug investigator will tell you about the drug investigation.
Now, let's go.
This way.
Okay, from there...
Endo...
Hamada...
Mr. Yamazaki, will you sit down?
Yes.
You've got a nice face, old man.
Are you investigating drugs?
I'm Itatsuki.
Even now, drugs are spreading all over Japan.
It's the same over there, too.
It's getting worse and worse.
Today, I'll teach you how to find drugs.
Well, well, well...
This is a normal travel bag.
I'll take you on a lot of trips.
Camera!
I'll take you.
Now that you mention it,
I think it's pretty good.
What are you doing?
I'm checking.
I don't know.
Ouch!
Sorry.
Imasaki, end, out.
Next is Jidai.
That's right.
If you get hit, it's magic.
It's magic.
Sorry.
Have a seat.
Thank you.
The result is...
This is exactly like udon.
I'm glad you came.
Yes.
And this.
Where did you go?
You went to Brazil, didn't you?
Kistato Kogi, right?
Yes.
That's amazing.
Komioya.
Right?
It has nothing to do with medicine.
Coffee shop, Shundor.
Shundor.
That's enough.
End, out.
It's not Shundor.
There are many professionals in this book.
I'm going to learn the technique of dropping.
Have some tea.
Magic mirror.
This tracier vase is a magic mirror.
You can't see it from the other side.
Look at that.
That's the culprit.
I'm in trouble because I can't speak.
Here it is.
That's the dropped umbrella.
Here it is.
This is bad.
The aura is different.
Your hobby is...
small trips?
Like you went to Izumi the other day.
Don't make fun of me, idiot!
Get out of here!
Wait, I think I've heard it before.
You!
Only!
You don't know me!
Makigume!
Tamugari!
Nankutsu!
Oh, it's not Nankutsu.
Yamasaki...
It's dirty, right?
Actually, I...
got married and had kids.
But we broke up.
Even if you leave your family behind,
you can also leave something behind.
And that is...
this...
duffle coat.
Duffle coat...
And this!
Tamagari!
Out!
You're good. Get out yourself.
This is bad.
This is...
where my manager went...
Are you staying at Yoshimoto's in the middle of all of this?
Who's in charge here?
I'm Murakami Shoji.
Your manager is here.
Yamasaki, Endo, Out!
Huh?
Hmm...
Kanata is in trouble!
Double G-Pans appears!
And the three of them are driven into a corner!
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, YOU PIECE OF SHIT?!
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
This is the name of this place.
Kuwata Keisuke.
Kuwata Keisuke, fish.
From Yamaaki.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, YOU PIECE OF SHIT?!
End.
This pattern is weak.
This pattern is weak for me too.
Yes, end.
Kuwata Keisuke, fish.
Here you go.
Purple.
Cut!
This is still a strong role.
It's strong.
This is still...
Cut!
This is tiring.
What? What? What?
You're zero!
Cut!
That's good.
Let's start with Yamaguchi-san.
My throat is bad.
Cut!
Why?
I was surprised, too.
Even if you quiz me about it, you won't get it right.
Shinkansen.
Why are you doing it like that?
It hurts now.
A bomb incident occurred in the Shakurei Police Station and Itao, a bomb disposal officer, appeared.
Okay, we're going to start working now. Go ahead.
This is...
Itao, who died in an accident during bomb disposal work.
And at the solemn funeral service, there was a bride dancing to her husband's funeral song.
It's sad.
It's messed up.
Itao's death wasn't just about his wife.
Ita-chan! Ita-chan, why did you die?
Ita-chan!
I actually like this one.
It's a comedy show.
Ita-chan, look at me.
How do you like it?
Ita-chan, don't say that.
Don't say you died.
Don't say that. I'm going home.
I'm so sad.
15 hours after the punishment game began,
the three of them reached their peak of exhaustion.
Hey!
It's decoration time
It's an event that everyone is really looking forward to
I'm sure it's going to be exciting
Everyone, let's go together
Hello!
Welcome to Tsukiji-do's decoration!
What's with that face?
Right?
What's with that face?
Poop and dick are one letter apart.
Ass and glasses are three letters apart.
It's not different at all.
It's a little funny, isn't it?
You're laughing!
Thank you very much.
Let's go.
After this, a fierce blind date between the two will take place!
Now, let me introduce you to the top batters.
First of all, this person.
Twelve years in prison as a bandit.
They have finally returned their world-class talents to their hands.
Two weeks left.
Tonight may be the last.
Here they are!
Wow!
Um...
The lion of the beast.
Red is up all night, isn't he?
Yes, he is.
It's like he's been sleeping until now.
Oh, cats!
Cats!
Oh, cats!
Let me continue.
The guy who does push-ups.
Oh, that's interesting.
This is it, right?
You've endured this.
What did you do?
Are you tired now?
Okay, let's say thank you and say goodbye to everyone here.
Okay, let's go.
I love you.
I'm sorry.
Thank you very much.
End.
Out.
You're out.
My neck is getting thinner and it hurts.
I have good news for you all.
This time, there are fewer entries.
You! You go first.
You go first.
Please come this way.
You!
I'm Yoshimura.
Yoshimura-san.
I'm taking off my jacket.
I'll do it.
From now on, I'd like to play a song while warming up my shoulders.
Understood!
Then, let's have you do it!
Please!
First, let's try "amuro nami" from the chorus.
Thank you very much!
Yoshimura-san.
Yes?
There are several songs in the repertoire, right?
Yes, there are.
There are several songs.
One more!
Is it okay?
Yes.
Are you confident?
Then, please.
Then...
Yes!
A famous song of Showa era, "If you're happy, clap your hands".
"If you're happy, clap your hands".
Thank you very much!
Please!
If you're happy...
Thank you very much!
Yamada, Yamasaki, Endo, Alto...
Let's do it right away.
I can hear you a little.
Ouch!
How's it going?
Time flies.
It's finally the last one.
The last one is...
Well, I'm here as a friend...
I think it's because of this person.
♪ Your Tennessee Waltz ♪
After this, the strongest visual of recreation will be played in the middle of the night!
Look forward to it!
It's "Hara-rishi no Okan", "Tennessee Waltz"!
Here you go!
♪ The two of us, walking hand in hand ♪
♪ In the warm summer night ♪
Imasaki, Endo, out!
Ouch!
Thank you for watching. We look forward to your participation next month.