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On New Year's Eve 2006, Hamada, Yamasaki and Endo were punished for the worst crime of all time.
In a situation where they absolutely couldn't laugh, the police were on standby for 24 hours.
One after another, the laughing witnesses attacked the three of them.
My mother passed away.
Against the violent witnesses, they were forced to go through the harshest day of their lives.
Hamada, Yamasaki and Endo were punished for the worst crime of all time.
Tonight is a must-see!
On New Year's Eve 2006, Hamada, Yamasaki and Endo were punished for the worst crime of all time.
In a situation where they absolutely couldn't laugh, the police were on standby for 24 hours.
One after another, the laughing witnesses attacked the three of them.
My mother passed away.
They were shocked by the sudden incident that happened during the morning crime extermination meeting.
I am a young man.
It seems that drugs and firearms are in vogue in Marajima now, but if you look a little closer, you will see that drugs are commonplace.
Yamasaki, Amada, Endo, Outro...
Hey you! Shut up!
Drugs were bad when they were born.
Yamasaki, Amada, Endo, Outro...
Hey you! Shut up!
Drugs were bad when they were born.
That chief is funny.
Thank you very much, chief.
During the patrol, the three of them were attacked by powerful laughter.
I'm going to fill up with gasoline.
Hey you! Shut up!
Do you have a member card?
No, we don't.
Oh, we can use your card for free.
Thank you very much.
Let's go!
Kendo, Koso...
What does "entrance" mean?
Is it okay if we go in?
Please go in.
Let's go!
The three assassins didn't stop there.
While the patrol continued, more and more incidents...
Emergency order.
At the Shakurei Shokkan,
we're going to raid the Japanese wind farm "Exciting Salon Unagikko Club".
Is it okay?
Roger that! This is Shakurei 109. Go ahead!
It looks like there's a wind farm.
Is there a wind farm?
Well, but...
Oh, it says "Unagikko Club" over there.
Yeah.
Oh, it's over there.
Oh, but it looks like a movie.
Yeah, it looks like it.
"Exciting Salon"...
Oh, it's here!
It's here.
"Haisuun Renkoya".
Yeah, I think we should end it here.
Yeah, it's kind of funny.
Oh, it's hot. I'm going home.
Oh, oh, oh...
I feel like I'm going to get raped.
They really went to the scene.
Yamasaki, out!
These guys...
These guys have been on my radar lately.
There's no way.
No! No! No!
No!
After being forced to participate in a traffic controlled training material...
The three members are faced with a fear that surpasses imagination!
This is bad!
Endo has survived the horror of the blind spot.
Should I go to the bathroom?
He goes back to the book and goes to the bathroom.
There is another blind spot there.
Actually, I'm nervous about going to the bathroom.
That's right.
After here...
[The next day...]
It's impossible for you to do that.
It's messed up.
End. Out.
That's amazing.
Did someone come in?
No way.
Hey, you guys!
Don't ask me for help these days!
You!
What are you doing there?!
You...
I'm sorry.
I went shopping until the game was released yesterday.
Okay! Go!
Yes!
I went shopping with my girlfriend.
Okay! Go!
Yes!
What are you?! Tell me!
I'm sorry.
My mother passed away and I was in the hospital.
What are you?!
My mother passed away...
What are you?!
Among the laughter that came one after another, there was also such a strong sense of investigation.
That was amazing.
Now...
The drug investigation team will tell you about drug investigation.
Let's go.
This way.
From there...
Endo...
Hamada...
Yamazaki...
Will you sit down?
You've got a nice face, old man.
I've been taking drugs for a while now.
I'm still taking drugs.
I've been taking them for three weeks now.
They've been taking them for a whole night.
Today, I'm going to tell you how I found drugs.
Well, well, well...
This is just a normal trip.
I'm sure you're going on a lot of trips.
Camera!
Don't get drunk.
Anyway, now that you mention it...
I think it's pretty good.
What are you doing?
I'm checking.
I don't know...
Ouch!
Sorry.
Miyasaki, Sendoh, Anbo...
Next generation...
Yeah, you're right...
If you get caught...
It's a magic...
Yeah, it's a magic...
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
The result is...
This is exactly like udon.
I'm glad you like it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And this...
Where did you go?
You went to Brazil, didn't you?
Where did you go?
It's a magic...
Right?
It has nothing to do with magic.
Yeah...
It's a magic, Sendoh.
It's a magic, Anbo.
It's a magic, Sendoh.
Sendoh!
Um...
In this book...
Um...
There are many...
There are many professionals...
Um...
There are many professionals...
And now...
Um...
I'm going to learn...
My own technique!
I'll go get some tea and go to Magic Mirror.
This Tricia Base is Magic Mirror.
You can't see it from over there.
Look at that. That's the culprit.
It's hard for me to say it out loud.
There it is. That's the culprit.
This is bad.
I have a different aura.
Yes, you do.
Hobbies?
Small trips?
Like "I went to Izu the other day".
Don't make me laugh, idiot!
Get out of here!
Wait, I think I've heard it before.
You!
Only!
You don't know, you!
Makigume!
Makigume.
Kamugari!
Kamugari.
Nankotsu!
Oh, that's not it.
Yamasaki, you're dirty, aren't you?
You're dirty, aren't you?
I, too, was married and had children.
But we were separated.
Even if you leave your family behind, you can also leave something behind.
And that is...
Here it is.
Dufflecott.
I'll kill you!
Amagawa.
Down ball.
You're good. Get out of there yourself.
This is bad.
My manager said this was good.
But during this time of year, are you working in Yoshimoto Industry?
Who's in charge of it?
Murakami Shouji said it.
There's a manager.
Yamasaki, Endo, Out.
What are you doing?
What are you doing, you bastard?!
You're just a black belt, you bastard!
You're just a yellow belt, you bastard!
What are you doing?!
What are you doing, you bastard?!
Ah.
I'm the manager of Monomane Afternoon.
Ah.
I'm Keisuke Kuwata.
Yes.
I'm Keisuke Kuwata, and I'm from...
...Yamayaki.
Yes.
You bastard!
Endo!
What are you doing, you bastard?!
You're just a black belt, you bastard!
What are you doing, you bastard?!
This pattern is weak for me too.
Oh.
Yes, Endo.
I'm Keisuke Kuwata, and I'm from...
...Brogan.
Yamasaki.
You bastard!
What are you doing, you bastard?!
You, you bastard!
I'm still a strong role.
I'm still...
...Bastard!
You're a zero!
You're really different!
Please give me some money!
That's good.
A long one is good.
Yes, from Yamaguchi-san.
My throat is sore!
What's wrong with you?
I didn't expect it.
Even if you quiz me about this, you won't get it.
Shinkansen!
Yarie!
Why do you say it like that?
Yarie!
Horrible!
My stomach hurts.
A bomb incident occurred in the Shakurei Police Station.
The bomb processor Itao appears.
We will start working now.
Aaaaaah!
Hahahahaha!
Aaaaaah!
Hahahahaha!
This is...
Aaaaaah!
During the bomb disposal work, Itao ate dinner due to a accident.
And in the solemn ceremony,
she danced and ate dinner with her husband.
(Laughter)
Itao's death was not only for his wife.
Itachan! Why did you die, you idiot! Itachan!
(Laughter)
It was because I liked you.
We're comedy comedians, you know?
Look at me. How's that?
I'm dead now.
I'm begging you, please forgive me.
I'm begging you.
15 hours after the punishment game started.
At the peak of their fatigue.
At that moment...
Hey!
Now it's time for the decoration time that we've been waiting for twice a month.
It's an event that we're really looking forward to.
There's no doubt that it will be exciting.
Everyone, let's go together.
Hello!
Welcome to our special decoration!
What kind of head is that?
Anyway, first of all...
"Unko" and "Chinko" are one letter apart
"Oshiri" and "Megane" are...
...three letters apart!
It's not funny at all.
It's funny!
Now, let's watch "Cupbutter's Funny Jokes Show"!
Amazing!
Now, let's watch "Cupbutter's Funny Jokes Show"!
First up is this man!
He served as a combatant for 12 years!
He's returned the world to his hands!
Two weeks until they're released!
Tonight may be the last!
Here they are!
Cupbutter's Funny Jokes Show
Now, "Lion of the Hundred Lions"!
Red's sleeping all the time!
I know, right?
He's been waiting for the show and sleeping all the time!
Cats!
Next up...
This man is doing push-ups!
- Like this, right? - Yes.
And last, the tongue.
One...
Two...
Three...
Four...
Five...
Six...
- Five, Ugo-chan. - You endured it!
What's wrong?
Are you tired, Ugo-chan?
OK!
Let's say "thank you" and say goodbye to everyone.
OK, go!
Thank you!
This has been rude!
- Rude!? - Thank you!
- Thank you!
End!
It's over.
Ouch!
I have good news for you all.
This time, there are fewer entries.
You! You go first.
You go first.
This way, please.
Your name is?
Yoshimura.
Yoshimura-san.
I'm looking at you.
I'll do it.
From now on, I'd like to play a song while warming up.
Understood!
Let's do it!
Please!
First, "amuro nami e torai ni" from the chorus.
That's right.
watashi
itsuru
yume
aku
Thank you very much!
Yoshimura-san.
Yes?
There are several songs in the repertoire, right?
Yes, there are.
There are several songs.
I'll do it!
Are you sure?
Yes.
Are you confident?
Yes.
Then, please.
Then...
Yes!
shouwa no meikyoku
shiawasu nara te wo tatakou
Thank you very much!
Please!
shiawa
Thank you very much!
kamada
yamasaki
kendo
aito
What's wrong with you?
Can't you hear me?
One!
Two!
You're doing well, aren't you?
Well, time flies.
It's finally the last one.
The last one is...
Well, I'm here as a friend because of this person, isn't it?
"kitto" "teneshi" "won"
After this, the strongest visual of recreation will win a big prize at midnight!
Look forward to it.
"hararishi" "no" "okan" "teneshi" "waltz"
Here you go!
"hontari de" "hontari de"
"haruna ni" "haruna ni"
"kimi ni" "kimi ni"
"deshou?" "deshou?"
"mukui" "mukui"
"teko o" "teko o"
"tunoo" "tunoo"
Yamasaki, Endo, out!
Ah, that hurts!
Thank you very much! We will be waiting for your participation next month!
Thank you very much, recreation!