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In 2006, it was the final punishment game of the day.
This time, the worst punishment ever for a kid's life is to laugh while holding you in their arms.
Hey! Hey!
Baby!
In the first episode of "One Night Two Days at Hot Springs",
Matsumoto, Yomasaki and Kokoriko kept screaming.
In the second episode of "Hot Springs",
Hamada, Yomasaki and Tanaka kept moaning.
In the third episode of "Hot Springs",
In addition, in the third episode of "High School", Matsumoto, Yomasaki and Kokoriko laughed for 24 hours.
I've told my staff to hit me about once in my sleep.
They were beaten up.
Fifty baskets of firewood.
First of all, they received a basket of praises.
Kokoriko ended.
Next, Yomasaki.
The game is...
On December 31st, New Year's Day, it will be broadcasted all over the city.
"The Police Who Must Not Laugh At All", at 24 hours.
The stage of this punishment game is...
Fuji's Sono ni Sobieru...
Also known as "Shakudei Police Station".
And in this police station...
It's being set up.
In addition, when three people laugh at the many traps set up...
This is also the strongest in the past!
"Shakudei Police Station" will also show you its charm!
Shakudei Police Station
At nine o'clock in the morning...
At the entrance of "Shakudei Police Station"...
In front of the five of them...
"Shakudei Police Station" white band...
And their favorite sidecar...
Mysterious...
Yomasaki, out!
You can't do that!
This...
Until now...
All this time?
The white band that Yomasaki unexpectedly blew out...
What is their true identity?
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All right, let's go.
At nine o'clock in the morning,
Shakurei Police Station's entrance...
Ah, wait, wait, ah!
In front of them,
Shakurei Police Station's white-collar police officer appeared.
His favorite high-ranking side car is...
Yamasaki!
Out!
Wow!
That's no good!
Wow!
This...
Was that a zoot?
Zoot?
Yamasaki accidentally blew out the white-collar police officer.
What on earth was that?
I'll introduce you to the police officer's boss.
Entering the office, where did the three of them go?
I brought the three inspectors with me.
Ah...
Getter...
As they greet their boss,
a mysterious senior comes along.
Whoa!
Huh?
What's up with you guys?
You've come to the right place.
Hamada and Endo each have their own nicknames.
Even in Yamasaki,
a mysterious senior comes along with a nickname.
Let's see...
Huh?
Endo!
Hamada!
Out!
Ow!
Heh heh heh...
Are you inspectors?
Ow! Ow!
That's weird...
The three inspectors who won the jackpot
participated in a training session for the traffic police.
Today, we'll have you do it one by one.
Huh?
I don't like this...
Hamada, get in here.
Huh?
You're getting on my nerves...
Whoa!
It's weird, isn't it?
The three people who won the lottery participated in the training of the public transport mobile unit.
This time, we'll have you do it one by one.
I don't like it anymore.
Anoda, get in here.
The momentum is coming up.
Wow!
One by one, the three people in the car were waiting for a dangerous driving training.
I got it! I got it!
Hey!
Wow!
Screaming and screaming, but the unexpected happening to Endo who got in last!
What is the conclusion?
The train is coming.
Hey, the editor has appeared.
No, we are...
Ah, it's up there.
Oh, it's you.
It's not funny!
What are you doing?
I'm going crazy!
You're not funny at all!
That's right! Now!
What?
What's funny?
Funny!
Ouch!
The three people were made to laugh out loud.
What did the editor who got in last say?
Damn it!
The three were made to laugh out loud! What were the words of this narrator, who is a newcomer?
Damn it!
Emergency order! Bombing incident occurs! Bombing incident occurs! Hurry up and go to the scene!
Huh? Where is it?
A bombing incident suddenly occurred! The three went to a dangerous scene!
It's so noisy that it's like the sun is setting.
Oh, I see.
No way...
It's coming.
Huh? It's coming.
Huh?
Is it that?
Huh?
Why is it coming?
It's fast!
I don't know yet!
I see.
Huh? It's my car, isn't it? My bomb and all.
It's all yours!
Z-team doesn't have anything to do with it.
Two special investigators appear at a dangerous scene.
What are their shocking clues?
At 3:40 PM, the attackers arrive at the scene.
Then, Matsumoto also enters the scene.
The operation headquarters' actions become hasty.
He looks fine so far.
With their appearance, the punishment game becomes even more intense!
I'll broadcast videos of me studying so I can become a police officer on TV.
Detachments videos... I'm weak, too...
Hey, I'm in trouble here...
Um... Donmai... Um... Donmai... Donmai...
Ba...
Yamasaki, Amada, Endo, Uraou!
Now, hang in there!
What is "Donmai... Ba..."?
There it is!
The mysterious police officer who appeared in the police officer training video!
What is his true identity?!
Let's move to the investigation room.
What is "dogmai ****"?
What is the identity of the mysterious female police officer that appeared in the police station training video?
Investigation room
Let's move to the investigation room.
There is a woman who has witnessed the criminal and asks the suspect to look at various things and find out what led to the criminal's arrest.
And the suspect's mentor starts.
Amada, Yamasaki, Endo, out!
That's no good!
Ugh...
And more!
Yaaaah!
Gah!
Ow...
What is the identity of the main suspects?
Can you guys come with me for a bit?
Kanoka.
The one who ate first earlier...
*beep*
And when they were about to end their investigation...
Hamada.
Yamasaki.
Endo.
Out!
I'm definitely not going to laugh like this.
*beep*
While the police were cleaning up, a mysterious dancer suddenly appeared!
Scary...
The three were called to the cold room.
And what they were waiting for...
This is the chief of the fat dissection division, *beep*-sensei.
Today, I'd like you to study corpses.
*beep*
Well then, I'd like to start the experiment.
First...
*beep*-sensei...
Hamada.
Yamasaki.
Hamada.
Yamasaki.
Endo.
Out!
*beep*
The various tests and experiments performed by DO-S observers on corpses...
The results are...
(Laughter)
Amaga, Yamasaki, Endo...
(Laughter)
The various tests and experiments performed by DO-S observers on corpses...
The results are...
At midnight...
Fifteen hours have already passed since the beginning.
The three of them try to take a quick break.
However, this man will not allow it!
After this, it is obvious what the trap aimed at one man is!
It is obvious what the trap aimed at one man is!
Wow, it's long and thick.
Wow, it must be very painful.
I know what you mean.
Originally, the end was real.
At that time?
Later, we don't know that this fat old man will cause trouble.
Yamagami is completely switched.
Shut up!
Hey!
The worst late-night visitor for Yamasaki.
What is his true identity?
After this, they can't even take a break.
End.
Loud.
The punishment game ends 24 hours from the beginning.
Will the three of them be able to wake up safely in the morning?
It's hard for me.
I didn't even expect it.
Hamada, Yamasaki, Endo, punishment game "The Police You Must Not Laugh At", 24 hours.
Look forward to it!
Before you go to bed, the preview of this punishment game and the complete version of "Tarai and Red" will be broadcast on TV Japan next year!
Check it out!
Shut up!
The other day, there was a very strong wind.
Do you know "Saturday Fly"?
There was something that surprised me.
What is it?
I was waiting for a traffic light in my car.
The wind was very strong.
I think it was a cardboard box about 150 centimeters long.
I was turning it over and it was blown away by the wind.
Before you go to bed, we have a preview of this punishment game and a complete version of the Tarayan roulette competition on TV Japan next year! Check it out!
The other day, there was a really strong wind. Do you know about Saturdays? There was something that surprised me.
I was waiting for a traffic light in my car. The wind was strong.
It was a cardboard box about 150 centimeters long.
I was turning it over and it was blown away by the wind.
Before you go to bed, we have a preview of this punishment game and a complete version of the Tarayan roulette competition on TV Japan next year! Check it out!
I'm a little black.
The one in red underwear is the one who is healthy.
I see.
Did you ask me that?
When did I ever...
Hey, what is it?
No, it's really bad.
There is such a thing.
But...
No, but red underwear is cool, isn't it?
Well, it's not sold much, red underwear.
Oh, I see.
And I discovered it.
Yes.
I haven't told anyone about it yet,
but if you only wear black underwear, you'll get constipated.
No, that's personal.
That's wrong.
No, I'm always black.
You're black.
No, black...
I only have one or two kinds of underwear.
What do you mean white?
Well, only gray.
Gray, yes, gray.
Well, I don't go as far as white.
Either way.
Gray, right?
I only have gray underwear or either way.
But basically, I want to go black.
No, I don't care.
Really, when something happens...
When something happens...
So, when I wear white underwear, I poop.
But you're the only one who poops!
So, what this means is...
In the end, the poop aims for the brighter side.
Poop is...
Isn't that a bit too much?
I'll do it like this.
If you don't do it on your own...
Are you stupid or what?!
I'll do it as a pattern.
I'll do it as a pattern, you idiot!
I'll do it as a pattern.
I don't do it as a pattern when I'm black.
But when I'm white, I can still see the poop's bright side.
It's like, "Aim for that side."
When I poop, it's like, "Hey, let's go in a brighter direction."
When I poop, it's like...
Riding Sun.
"Riding Sun" is like...
Daylight.
So, when I'm wearing black underwear, why can't I poop?!
So, you're the only one who poops!
Definitely...
I've said it before, I can't poop in black underwear.
Definitely, poops have that kind of will.
Poops have eyes.
They don't?!
I think I'll leave the poop here...
Turn it all black...
Turn it all black and leave the poop on the table...
Turn it all black and leave it on the TV...
Poops!
Then why don't you poop when you're wearing black pants?!
I said it's because of you!
Absolutely...
I said it at least once that black pants don't make you poop.
Absolutely, poops have that kind of will. Poops have eyes.
They don't?!
You probably leave your poop here...
Turn it all black...
Turn it all black and leave your poop on the table...
Oh, on the TV...
Turn it all black and leave your poop on the table... Oh, on the TV... If you light it up with a flashlight...
It says "actually"...
This is Matsumoto, who can get along with anyone in Thailand...
I heard that being from Thailand your vocabulary in Ururun got worse the more you molested people from your home country...
What was the reason?
Mr. Matsumoto, I heard that being from Ukraine your vocabulary in Ururun got worse the more you molested people from your home country...
What was the reason?
Go to the seasides?
There's no clue.
Where did you go?
Canada I think.
Where'd you go?
I went to the place where they make birds.
Stop it!
That's what he said.
Did you bite it?
I bit it.
Matsumoto went to the place where they make dogs and birds.
Do it again!
It's okay, it's okay.
Toku-san said it again.
Toku-san is amazing.
It was a mess.
He got scolded so much that he became a Ukrainian.
He got scolded a lot.
Did you say it was okay?
Yes, yes.
You should have researched it from the beginning!
Go to a place where birds don't exist!
I heard him say it was okay.
Did you say it was okay?
I had such a feeling in my heart from the first day.
I thought it would be the second or the third day.
Even if it comes?
Even if it comes.
But I thought it would be okay once I started to like it.
- He's blue, isn't he? - He's blue.
He's blue.
If that's the case, even though we haven't talked much yet, he's still coming at me.
I don't feel like that yet.
More importantly, what is this studio like?
This is Ukraine, isn't it?
It's not like we're doing anything special, is it?
If you come at me like that, it's not like we're doing anything special.
I've had enough of resisting. I'm from Bululun.
- You can't put up a big house like that. - You can't put up a big house like that.
- What? - You can't put up a big house like that.
- No, it's not like that. - What's wrong with you?
I'm like that all night.
- It's not like that. - I cried a lot at the end.
- The meaning of my tears was totally different. - They're different.
- I kept saying "zuuu"
- There's nothing wrong with you! - I was completely worn out.
It was terrible.
I said "don't want" and he was like "don't want" and hit me in the face.