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Suzuka, Fujiwara...
Japan!
Fujiwara!
Hello!
Thank you for your hard work for the past year.
Today, I'd like to present you with "2006 Gaki no Tsukai Omoshiro VTR Best 10".
I'm Suzuka Fujiwara, a former downtown manager and also a fairy of Yoshimoto.
Thank you.
I've never been laughed at like this before.
I'm starting to get excited.
I'll do my best and never stop laughing.
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Now, let's watch the VTR three and a half times.
Get drunk first.
There's no 10th place.
To do this "hikizura revue"...
The 10th place is "hikizura revue", clinging to it with all your might.
The latest work of the club activities series that has been carried out three times in the past.
This time's opponent is "watanabe entertainment team".
The leading "watanabe team" is slightly ahead in consideration.
Well, it's okay if you're stupid.
Will there be a reversal of the inferior team?
Do your best!
The best is always the last.
I'm always the last.
Do your best.
I'm saying this because it's funny.
See? See?
It's faster than anyone else.
Even if you put in the other team...
It's true.
They're doing their best.
Endo is doing his best.
"watanabe team" is 4 minutes and 29 seconds.
"ganista team" is 4 minutes and 32 seconds.
It's dangerous.
Now, 9 seconds.
The "watanabe family" has been asking for money for programs many times in the past.
This time, they came to sell their own program format.
"it's the colosseum".
"it's the start" where his wife crossed his arms.
Now, everyone, please dance.
Please dance while dancing.
Now, please refer to your wife's dancing.
Please refer to your wife's dancing.
Now, the music has stopped.
When did you fly?
Make sense of it!
desu
Tanaka-san, "go to hell"
It's hard to understand.
I don't know at all.
After this, Yamasaki and Endo continue to stand and say "go to hell".
Only the two of them are left in downtown.
Now, the next song, start!
Why can't I do it?
It's heavy.
Good morning, "go to hell".
It's hard.
When did you fly?
Make sense of it!
When did you fly?
It's heavy.
Yamasaki-san, "go to hell".
desu
Yamasaki-san, "go to hell".
It was close.
Yamasaki-san, "go to hell".
It's hard to say "go to hell".
The 8th place is the final audition to judge whether Shouhei should be admitted to Shofuku-tei.
The range of Shouhei's acting has been asked.
Close your legs.
It makes me irritated.
If Kimura Yuuichi cries and laughs, I'll cut up a pie and give it to you.
Put it on your head.
I'll give you a quiz.
Please.
Let's do it!
Who said it?
Sho-hei-hei!
It was small, but it's big!
I have a stomachache.
Recovering!
He showed off his English so much!
The 7th place goes to Hamada Masadoshi.
"Unthinkable Trial".
Hamada's evil deeds have been revealed one after another.
The verdict given by Hamada is...
Oye!
De!
Kaeru no uta
Gasshou no kei ni
What's that?
I don't like it.
De!
Kaeru no uta
That "de" is...
It makes you blush, records all your voice changes, and completes "Kaeru no uta".
Sensei!
I'll take "ra".
"Ra"! "Ra"!
I'll take "mi".
"Mi" is out!
"Ra"!
"Ra" is out!
And here is the completed song.
Ra! Ra! Ra! Ra! Ra! Ra!
You're getting fat.
Can we have a moment?
Who's this?
Who are you?!
What?
Yashirock.
What?
Yashirock.
Nishioka.
Is it a person?
Yes, it is.
What does he do?
He is a member of Toyotaka Ganga.
In fact, it is clear that it was a great skillful manbiki ground.
No. 6 is a special footage of a great skillful manbiki ground, Picaderry Umeda, who came from Canada.
- He's not a stone, he's a huge... - It's you.
A foreigner, who is 2 meters tall, marked Picaderry.
A product is held in his hand.
I put it in.
The product disappeared into a foreigner's hat.
It was a crime that took advantage of his big body.
- Are you okay? - Yo, yo, yo, yo! My name is Picaderry!
Picaderry's great skillful manbiki ground.
I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you!
No. 5 is a safari park where you can observe precious entertainers while riding a motorcycle.
- Please proceed according to the voice guidance in the park. - Yes, yes, yes.
Five entertainers witnessed rare entertainers that you can't see on a daily basis.
- Please stop the car and listen carefully. - Oh, no, no, no.
- What's this? - Something's coming.
- Oh, something's coming out! - What?
- The so-called "Big Brother". - Big Brother!
- The shout of "Big Brother", the king of anime song world, is like a thunder that shakes the ground. - Big Brother!
- Don't shake it. - Don't shake it.
- Big Brother! - Big Brother!
- Are you looking for something? - Taking pictures.
- Are you looking for something? - Are you asking someone? - You're not saying "z" are you? - No, you're not telling me.
- You're not telling me. - What are you looking for?
- ZEE!
- Are you having fun? - It's a comedy song.
- You like comedy too, dont you?
- He likes comedy too!
It's dangerous and it's going to hit you so be careful
Let's be careful
Let's go right next to it
Wow
It's heavy
Let's go
I'm scared
It's shocking
I've seen something like this
Why are you digging it up?
Wow
It's scary
It's a great picture
I want to go to Kohaku
Did you all go?
Right?
Kouhaku. I want to be in Kouhaku.
Did you all go? Right?
Yamasaki Music Produce ended unexpectedly two years ago.
Yamasaki has started again this time with Kouhaku's appearance and dream of living in debt.
And the song that was completed is...
Yamasaki, who loves the show more than anyone else, has created a theme song for kids.
A work of five people's bond.
Ah, Mr. Yamasaki.
I don't know this.
Like yesterday, it doesn't reflect in my heart.
Ah, Mr. Matsumoto.
You're very serious.
I'm serious!
Because it's important to me.
Ah, Mr. Hamada.
I know that you love me.
We can't reach it.
Why is it such a song?
Have you thought about it?
It's blue!
Is it fourth place?
It was there.
It was around fifth or sixth place.
It was around 24th place.
When I heard this song, I cried.
I think it's around "gospelers" or something like that.
I think it's about 24th place.
I heard this song "on air" by Hamaguchi-san, and I cried.
That's too much!
On Air
This is interesting.
3rd place is Shouji Murakami's "ninja classroom", where nothing happened until the end.
Ninja Classroom
One by one...
Without making a sound...
Lightly...
It's difficult...
Endo, you try it.
Yes.
Are you okay, Endo?
Are you not confident?
This is difficult...
You can do it, Endo!
Yes!
Here I go!
Yes!
Out!
Yes, it's over.
What's wrong with you?! You're an old man!
You're not a ninja or anything!
He's a ninja!
I'm sorry, Endo!
Are you guys thirsty?
Can you go get us some juice?
Yes.
Do it like it's nothing!
There's a sound.
When I came back...
When I came back, Endo was already drinking a lot.
What's wrong with you?!
Endo!
Yes?
Aren't you supposed to do that against bears?!
What's that?!
You can't tell, can you?!
Y-yes, I can't tell...
Leave me alone, you bastard!
In second place is Heiko's exciting date...
Kirinaru's wife, Ayako Nishikawa.
Ayako Nishikawa, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
The date seemed like it was off to a good start, but...
It's fine, it's fine!
Please, stop it!
You have to do it properly.
With Heiko's repeated sexual harassment, Nishikawa is furious.
The date is interrupted.
In order to resume filming, Heiko apologizes for the last time.
I am very sorry for giving you this opportunity three times.
When it all started, when Ayako came in for filming...
I thought a terrible "oh, I'm sorry" had come.
In the first place, "oh, I'm sorry" is...
It's the first time I've heard it on TV.
It's a body language for anyone.
When I thought a woman like that would come...
"Oh, I'm sorry" kept coming to me over and over again...
I couldn't wait for the fifth "oh, I'm sorry" anymore...
I decided to make the first kiss.
This time, for me...
Even at this talent level, there is no "kiss".
What I learned was a great lesson.
The world's best swordsman, the world's best swordsman...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry...
I can't do it anymore...
Are you kidding me?
I can't do it anymore.
I'm sorry for what I did to you.
Please forgive me for my anger.
Thank you.
Thank you for coming.
Please sit down.
I told you to lower your head.
I can't do it anymore!
Shoui has a ninja teacher.
I knew it.
Shoui called me right away.
He asked me to do it again.
Are you serious?
He wants me to do it again.
What do you mean?
He doesn't know it yet.
Badminton Tournament
Hama-san said he didn't want to do it today.
Why?
He has May sickness.
May?
May sickness?
He worked hard in April.
Hama-san!
You're popular!
Can you give me a car, a motorcycle, or 1 million yen?
No, I don't want it.
You looked like you were in pain.
May you be in pain.
There.
Hama-san?
It really looked like it would be tough.
As if it would be easy, there.
Huh? Hama-san?
Huh?!
You scared me!
You're kidding me, right?!
Despite passing by, Nobuchi asked Matsumoto about the situation and came out himself.
Could it be...
What's with you?!
Could this really be a video game development?
What's wrong?
No, no. We just happened to run into each other.
Like...
Um...
We took a peek.
Hama-san is more effective than we say, isn't he?
That's right.
I think it was about a year ago.
It's sudden, but it's really rude of me.
Um...
Hama-chan...
I like you.
There's only one chance in life.
Let's go!
Let's give it our all.
You're making me laugh.
Let's do our best.
Yes.
That's all there is to it.
If you laugh, you lose.
That's right!
So you really have to put up with it.
Just the two of us.
That's right.
That's all there is to it.
You can't just laugh about it.
When we were greeting each other, I was thinking about you.
That's amazing.
I love you so much.
I wrote you on my phone.
I ask you about your memories.
Maybe you will come to this city.
I love you so much.
I don't know about these clouds.
What are you doing?
Why do you hate me so much?
I'm glad you like me.
I've always been waiting for you.
I got off the train.
I was looking for you.
I said with a sad heart.
The flowers in the flower shop have changed.
In this city,
Just one more time.
Would you like a cup of coffee?
I was asked in that shop.
Why are you there?