AISubs v3.5
A showdown between a young team and a former natural material team!
The first game to fully utilize their brains and bodies is...
The shocking ugly faces are appearing one after another!
Hurry up and play!
The venue is full of amateurs' ugly faces!
And then, let's combine the power of the pumplings seen at three o'clock!
So far, both teams have fought four battles.
Tonight is the third episode of "Let's Fight!"
The final episode is about to begin!
- Alright! - Alright, everyone!
- Yes! - Yes!
- There was a chance like this. - Yes!
- Both teams have split up again. - Yes!
- A topic will come up. - Yes!
- You'll do that face here...
- And it'll pop up like "kashan"! - I see!
- And the audience will decide...
- Which one was cuter! - I won't lose!
- We won't lose! - We won't lose!
- This is a draw, so...
- Who decides who goes first, right? - Yes!
- If one of you wins, it's a draw. - I see!
- It's a draw. - Then one of you will...
- One of you will defeat all of them! - I see!
- I see!
- Alright! - Alright!
- Which one is Odain's? - Odain's!
- Ah, this one! "Man, you're good!"
- Ah, "man, you're good!"
- Alright, each team!
- Please decide in order. - What will you do?
- Ah, I won't show you.
- "Let's make it dramatic"!
- Attention, please!
- From the former "natural" team, Hosshan!
- And from the "kid's team", Matsumoto!
- Ah, Matsumoto!
- This one's good! This one's good!
- This one! This one! This one!
- This one's winning! This one's winning!
- Alright, "man, you're good!"
- First, from the "natural" team, Hosshan!
- Please!
- Hosshan's got a lot of booing!
- Hosshan!
- Isn't it normal?
- Isn't it normal, Hosshan? - No!
- This is "man, you're good"!
- I haven't done anything!
- He's got a lot of booing!
- For now, please forget about your nationality!
- "Man, you're good"!
- Let's do it in Japan!
- Alright, let's go!
- Instrument team, "man, you're good"!
- Please!
No problem at all!
Let's go to Tamori!
Everyone, it's like this and like this!
Yes!
Survey Team!
Zero! Zero!
Zero!
It's not funny! The theme is!
Yes! We did it!
Tamori Kajiro!
This is normal!
It's kind of weird!
It's weird!
Zero is...
It's low level!
Zero is...
Formerly natural-looking team!
Fujiwara's Fujimoto!
What kind of manly face will he show us?
Let's go!
Please!
Manly!
That windmill!
Windmill!
What is this?
It's the worst!
Let's ask!
Survey Team!
We did it!
We won twice in a row!
Next up is Haranishi!
Haranishi!
Matsumoto won three times in a row!
Also, Fukushio and Potohara!
Formerly natural-looking team!
Will they lose in a row?
And next up is Taisho and Miyasako!
What kind of manly face will they show us?
Let's go!
Please!
He's a total narcissist!
He's a man!
That's true, but...
Listen to me!
It's changed!
Tensho-chin!
Gan-chin!
It's crooked!
He did it!
Don't get cocky!
That's right!
This is bad!
Let's win this!
This is impossible!
Wait a minute!
In front of Endo, I'm in between and I'm going to lose?
There's no need for Endo to come out!
I'm in between!
No, Yama-chan can win!
That's right!
Don't end it here!
He's finally come out!
That's right!
Wait a minute!
End it! End it!
Jihou Yama-saki!
Without betraying his surroundings, he lost without being seen!
Continuing middle school, Tanaka too!
Empty-handed, he returned 3 points!
The one who raised his reputation for being a matchmaker is...
Kamoshida Satoshi!
Tamago-san!
Tamago-san, you're going to lose!
Like this?
Come out!
Tamago-san, really!
This is important!
Tamago-san, please show us your manliness!
No, no, no!
Why did you do that?
This is...
He opened his eyes wide.
No, no, no.
You should close your eyes like this.
I'll give you one more chance.
If you're a team close to a kid...
I'll continue.
The match is now in Endo's hands.
Who will win?
Tell Chiaki.
Chiaki, let's take a picture.
Endo, let's go!
A man's smile.
Please!
Endo is good.
Wait a minute.
This is subtle.
What is this confrontation?
I don't like it.
Endo is good.
Give me a double.
This is a good confrontation.
This is good.
I don't like it.
Tensho team!
Gagi team!
Gagi team won!
Endo is good.
Ladies and gentlemen...
You guys are misunderstanding a little.
Our show is not like this.
When it's quiet, it's quiet.
For example, when I was listening to the introduction of the license next to me, I thought that the guest was not well.
Yesterday, a few days ago...
You have a family like Messi, so it's okay, right?
I don't eat dinner at home at night.
What are you talking about?
Do you eat dinner?
Well, I eat dinner at home.
It's hard.
I'm done with my work, so I think I'll eat a little.
Sometimes you want to eat and go home quickly.
At that time, if someone calls you...
You have to go somewhere after that.
You have to be careful.
You want to eat and go home quickly.
There are many times when you don't know what to do.
Yesterday, I was running in the car.
I haven't eaten ramen for a while.
I looked at it and there was nothing.
Why did you think it looked delicious?
I thought it looked delicious.
I see.
There is no one.
I thought it would be delicious.
Even if you are alone?
I thought it would be delicious.
I was very hungry.
I ate and ate.
I didn't have to talk.
I didn't have to hide and eat.
I was doing violence.
I finally ate and ate.
I ate and ate.
I said, "Welcome."
Here it is.
It can't be helped.
Miso.
Miso?
Yes.
Here it is.
I ate and ate.
It's sad.
I want soy sauce.
I want salt.
I want miso.
Me too.
"I want more and more." "I have a bad feeling about this!"
My little chin looks like it's going to pop out!
What's going on?!
Read the script.
"That's right!" "Read the script."
Read the script!
Talent! A first-class talent like me!
"That's true." "What?!"
That's true.
How did you do it? Did you get caught?
"I think I got caught." "What did you say?"
A couple before me got caught grilling something and their chin looked like...
Why?! I didn't do anything wrong!
I was just eating ramen!
"That's what you think." "I hate you."
I feel bad for you!
Eating by yourself...
And you know what?
Hey, you watching TV!
If you notice something like that,
don't talk to me!
You know what I'm saying, right?
Hey, you don't look like it,
"but you're wearing a hat like this!" "I don't want you to know!"
"You know what I'm saying, right?!" "That's..."
That's you, isn't it?
Someone keeps saying that!
He's a delicacy!
What's with that guy?!
"Well, it didn't happen this time." "No, it didn't."
But...
He's really annoying!
"I was hungry." "I wanted to eat by myself."
That's right.
And you know, I was really hungry,
and I couldn't wait,
so I ordered salt ramen,
but it wasn't enough,
"so I added gyoza." "Oh, I see."
"And this gyoza became famous." "Why?"
"It's pretty..." "You're late!"
I'm glad it's just salt ramen!
While I wait for the gyoza,
I'm going to do an unboarding!
And you know,
you're wearing a hat like this,
and you have soy sauce and vinegar
and you're wearing a hat like this!
Take a look at me!
What do you do when you're alone?
When you're alone, you end up talking a lot.
The other day, you bought a DVD player, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
Did you take it?
Did you?
I didn't know how to do it, so I went to buy it.
Well, you know how it is.
You buy it with Karin.
Well, you're an adult now.
It's too late for that now.
Well, you know, you buy about five DVDs in total.
That's a lot of money.
But when you go home and look at it,
there's only about one DVD left.
Yes, yes.
There's a lot of DVDs missing.
Right?
And I'm saving this missing DVD in a different drawer.
Don't you throw it away?
No, I just leave it there for now.
And I've been saving it for a long time,
so I thought I'd just throw it away.
So I had it packed in a paper bag,
but I thought I'd give it a little more...
Let's try it.
Let's look at it.
This is one DVD each.
Hey, you're stupid.
I'm just checking.
Yes, yes.
Can I throw it away?
This is a big deal,
and it's almost useless.
Yes, it is.
Yes, it is!
There's only one DVD,
and it's really, really good!
I didn't know that!
I overlooked it.
There was one.
When I found it,
it was about five in the morning,
but it was really loud,
and it was dangerous!
If I had said that, I would have said it myself!
You're pathetic!
You're too relaxed!
I'm not relaxed at all!
I know how you feel, but...
That was close!
No, I'm scared...
It stinks!
What a timing!
"It's really scary, isn't it?" "Confirmation is important."
"Yes, confirmation is important. I can't leave you alone, can I?" "No, no."
"I don't know what's going to happen." "Of course."
In the past, there weren't many scenes like this,
but now that you've gained experience,
it happens sometimes, doesn't it?
I know, I know.
You know, when I saw you a few years ago,
you didn't get caught at all.
Huh? Did I grow up?
I don't know if you've grown up or not,
"but it happens." "I'm older now, you know."
"Penname 'Big Thing Kid'." "Big Thing Kid."
I have a question for Mr. Matsumoto,
who has won first place for seven years in a row
in the family celebrity ranking.
Oh, well, that's right.
The other day, you said the word 'surprising whiteness',
but I'd like you to tell me how much whiter you'd be,
"from just white," "to surprising whiteness."
Well, you know how they say it,
"in commercials and stuff like that." "Yeah, they do."
"Like 'sensitive' and stuff like that." "If you leave it like that, it's fine."
And everyone asks you if you're surprising whiteness,
"or something like that." "Yeah."
But what is 'surprising whiteness'?
"Well, it's probably..." "Isn't it common?"
"That you laugh for the first time on New Year's?" "Yeah, it is."
It's around January 3rd.
You're gonna laugh for two days straight!
Well, of course.
People love it.
Surprising whiteness.
Does that mean you don't have it anymore?
Of course you do.
Wait, you're saying the wrong thing.
"So you do have it now?" "No, if it's just normal whiteness..."
Oh, you're white.
You just got fooled!
By such a natural actor!
Oh, well, this is fine, too.
"Oh, you're white." "Yeah, you're white."
This is just normal whiteness.
I see, I see.
What about surprising whiteness?
Well, this is...
You can do it about five times.
"Well, if this is a surprising white..." "If this is a surprising white..."
"Well, for example, for example..." "For example, if this is a surprising white..."
"If this is a normal white, it's white!" "Yes, yes."
"But if this is a surprising white..." "Yes."
"But if this is a normal white, it's white." "Well, listen, listen..."
"You've heard it a dozen of times. That white body... how many times can you see it?" "All right, all right."
- I see. Can I? - Yes.
- "Good evening" and it comes out. - It comes out.
- "Good evening" and it comes out. - "Good evening" and...
And...
I'm sorry, but in my mind...
I think I can do it better.
Surprisingly...
Surprisingly, I'm thinking "Is it like this?"
And I'm angry with myself now.
- You can't do it. - And I'm surprised about it.
No one can do it like you.
No, but it's like this...
No, I think I can do it better.
I don't know!
I don't know I can do it better!
But...
But what?
What?
This is what you call a surprise?
Not really.
Not really?
Not really.
For example, you've never done it before?
Well, in terms of love.
In terms of love.
What do you mean in terms of love?
When I'm talking to girls, I sometimes surprise them.
In terms of girls' love.
But you'll take me home, won't you?
Wait, wait.
Why?
What is it?
You don't have to say it.
Nothing.
What is it?
Your heart is forever.
In terms of surprise, have you ever done it before?
That's rare.
It's not rare.
Have you ever done it before or not?
Which one?
That's rare.
Because, you know, a surprise like that can make you dirty in just one second.
With this smoke and everything.
But a surprise like that can't make you dirty in your heart.
Then what kind of surprise like that was it?
What kind of surprise was it when you took me home?
Well, when you took me home, it wasn't a surprise like that.
It was dirty.
I made it dirty.
I have a question for Matsumoto-san, who understands the fear of walking alone in the middle of the night better than Kimusume-san.
When you are walking alone in the middle of the night and you run into a real witch, how do you deal with her?
Witches are scary.
Witches...
They can turn you into a frog.
Well, it's part of the story.
So you can't let them swing you.
As soon as you see them, they will try to turn you into a frog.
So you can't just run away.
If you see a witch on the street...
They will immediately prepare a stick for you.
"Ah!" you think.
If I were a witch, I would have already been turned into a frog.
Turn me into a frog!
If you get hit by a stick, you will immediately turn into a frog.
It's really hard for you now.
That's why I want you to listen to me.
If you see a witch...
You can't let them swing you.
Ah! Hello!
Hello!
Hello, hello, hello!
Hello!
Ah!
No, no, not this place. Not this place.
But you can't just run away like this.
If you look back, you'll end up in a different place.
You'll end up in a trash can.
You can't leave a trash can.
I'm sorry, Mr. Matsumoto.
Yes, we have a lot in common.
I am a telephone consultant for a certain electricity manufacturer,
but I can't stand all kinds of complaints from customers every day.
So, Mr. Matsumoto, if you remember this,
please show me an innovative way of dealing with complaints that can solve any complaints.
This is an important story.
Is it?
If you try to return a person who pushed you with power with power,
you'll get into a lot of trouble.
I see.
That was a very good thing you said.
But, usually, the person who consults with you goes out of the store, right?
Yes, they go out of the store, but the more they go out of the store,
the more they come back and there's no end to it.
I see, I see.
And recently, those complaints don't feel good.
I see.
It's like, "Are you trying to make money?"
I see, I see.
It's like that now.
You know, you all work part-time jobs, right?
So you get weird customers, right?
That's right.
What's with that unreasonable complaint?
I'd like to get rid of that sort of thing.
Thank you.
A solution.
I'll show you a solution that can solve everything.
An innovative one.
Yes, an innovative one.
It can solve any job, any complaint.
It can solve everything?
Yes.
Oh, that's good. Please.
Let's do it tomorrow.
Thank you.
What are you nodding for?
What?
What are you nodding for?
I don't know.
You don't know?
I don't know.
I'll tell you everything.
What?
I'll tell you everything.
No, you won't settle for that.
You said "let's do it tomorrow".
What do you mean?
You said "let's do it tomorrow" in the opposite position.
Don't listen to me!
I said "let's do it tomorrow"!
I'll tell you everything.
I see, I see, I see.
I see, you're right, you're right.
You said "let's do it tomorrow" in the opposite position.