AISubs v3.5
Everyone, today we have some "wawa" instruments, so we will start with the mother of an elementary school student.
She is "downtown"'s "gaki no tsukai" artist, "downtown"-sama and "kokoriko"-sama, and they are playing "wawa" instruments.
We always enjoy watching your programs.
Actually, we have an elementary school student's son, and he is a big fan of "gaki no tsukai".
However, he has moved to Sao Paulo, and he is very sad to know that "gaki no tsukai" has not been broadcasted.
Can you come and see "gaki no tsukai" on the last day of their stay in Tokyo?
I feel a little lonely and sad.
"gaki no tsukai" has not been broadcasted in many places in Japan.
And "sao paulo" has not been broadcasted, but neither of them has been decided at this point.
But it seems like one of them is for sure.
So we can't see "gaki no tsukai" anymore.
That's right.
It seems like they are leaving now.
Oh, is that so?
I was going to see them off, but I heard that the bus is leaving from over there.
Oh, but it's rare to have an opportunity like this.
Oh, but it's rare to be able to do that.
For the boy who can never see "gaki no tsukai" again, they went to see them off.
Gaki no Tsukai
Downtown's Hama-chan and Mac-chan!
And here's the real Endo with this Tadaka-san!
Give me a hand, Endo!
Of course we'll give you a hand.
As I thought, raw Endo is the best!
So you like Endo?
Tetsuya-kun!
I'm also a "gaki no tsukai" member.
Thank you for coming.
Tetsuya always has this with him when he's walking.
Wow!
What's going on with this?
It was sold on Takeshita Street in Harajuku.
It was sold there?
Yes, that's right.
I didn't know about it.
It's not a big deal, but...
It's sweet and exciting.
I like it.
I'm sorry, but this might be the last time we see you.
Endo-san, can you give me your autograph?
Of course!
Can I?
Of course!
Can I?
Of course!
Not at all!
Shut up!
I'm sorry, but these are my favorite shoes.
Please!
They're not your favorite, Endo.
I'm sorry!
They're my favorite!
Endo, hurry up!
Yes, sir.
Write it down.
"Anpaulo" is amazing, isn't it?
It's Endo's autograph.
It's Endo's autograph of "Boys Like You."
I'm glad.
If you don't mind, can I autograph your shoes?
Sure.
No problem.
Did you make a memory?
Well, but...
I'm glad.
Didn't you want to ask Endo anything?
You have cute teeth.
Oh, well...
You're my husband, so I don't mind your cute teeth.
But it's important for me.
I like you.
You'll know when you grow up.
I don't think that's the goal.
I don't know how you feel, but I hope you don't feel that way.
Thank you.
Following the rude question,
what is the mother's further request for Endo?
Lastly...
I love Endo's impersonation of Takesano.
Can you do it for me?
I don't do it often.
Endo, I want you to do it forever.
I'm sorry.
But I don't know where it is.
I'd like to see it.
Please do it for me.
I'll do it for you.
I love it.
Okay, I'll do it for you.
I'll do it for you.
Do you have fireworks or something like that?
Let's take a bus.
Endo will do it.
I'll watch.
Hello, bus.
Endo will do it.
I'm sorry.
Please do it for me.
You're in a hurry.
No, it's fine.
Thank you very much.
Have you decided which one is it?
We're meeting my husband now and heading for Shinjuku.
Yes, that's right, if you have the same family, you don't have a place to go.
It's dangerous to go to Shizuku.
I have to get on.
I'm sorry. Thank you very much.
Enga!
Tecchan!
Enga! Tecchan!
Do your best! When you come back to Japan, please watch "Dark" again.
I'm going.
Hey, listen up!
Even if you go to Sampaio or Oita, be careful!
You guys say something, too!
Hey!
Duncan, you say something, too!
Since you're here, say something!
Hey!
Taka, you say something, too!
Don't look at me like that, Taka!
Come closer and look at me!
Come closer!
Is it okay for me to come, too?
Hurry up and look at me, you!
Together, you!
Hurry up and say goodbye, you!
Hey!
Mori!
Mori, you!
You say something!
Duncan!
You say something!
You say something, you bastard!
What is it, you bastard?
You say something, you bastard!
Gidayu!
Don't laugh and come here, you!
Why are you laughing there?
Meow, meow, meow, meow!
Come!
Come, come, come!
Hurry up and come!
Duncan and Gidayu!
Hurry up and come, you!
Taka, is it okay for you to be like this?
Don't take that attitude, you bastard, Taka!
Is it okay for you, you bastard?
What is it, you bastard?
Huh?
What is it, you bastard, you bastard?
What is it, you bastard?
You're not eating, what is it, you bastard, you bastard?
You're not eating, you bastard, you bastard!
Who are you, you bastard?
It's okay, so hurry up!
Hurry up!
It's okay, it's okay!
If you go by bus, you...
I'm going home, too, you...
Turn the car around!
Turn the car around, you bastard!
Why, you bastard!
Duncan, you bastard!
Duncan!
Duncan, you bastard!
Duncan!
Duncan! Duncan!
We're about to launch.
Duncan! Duncan!
Go!
Hold on! Hold on!
Duncan, what are you doing?!
Hold on! Hold on!
This is...
- We will fire from the Shinjuku station. - This is...
This is no time for jokes!
Right?
- No more jokes! - It's over.
This is...
Hey, everyone!
Let's do it!
This is...
Hey, you!
Enough!
What are you laughing about?
Since you came here, you should have come earlier!
- What are you talking about? - Hey, you!
What is wrong with you?
Hey, turn the car around!
I'm telling you to turn the car around!
What's wrong with you? You don't know how to do it, do you?
You don't know what tools you have!
You don't know what tools you have in your warehouse!
You don't know!
What's wrong with you?
I'm getting on here.
We're taking off.
Goetz! Goetz! Goetz! Goetz!
I love looking at the stars!
Bye-bye! Bye-bye!
Bye-bye! Goetz! Goetz! Goetz!
Everyone, don't leave me behind!
Goetz! Goetz! Goetz! Goetz!
Why did it open?
Did it open?
Oh, it's moving.
Goetz! Goetz! Goetz!
Taka! Go buy some ramen!
Go buy some ramen, you bastard!
If you don't have ramen, you can have curry! Go buy some!
Why don't you buy some? What's wrong with you guys?
What kind of ramen is that?
Are you going home, you bastard?
You're going home.
We're really leaving.
- Bye. - Take care.
We hope you're all well.
Goetz! Goetz! Goetz!
What are you doing?
Goetz! Goetz! Goetz!
Hey! Hey!
What's going on?
Huh?
That's weird.
It's been a while.
Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
What's he talking about?
Look to your left!
The earth?
You have something on your left.
It depends on what country your coming from.
No doubt you are from Ch Fitzgerald.
Hey,endoors.
Earth! Earth! Earth!
Keep up!
This idea is not for our conversation.
Earth! Earth! Earth!
Daichi! Daichi! Who is this?
Hey, Ren-tei!
Give me a letter!
Daichi! Daichi!
- Humanity... - Hey!
- Huh? - Hey!
- What? - What are you doing, you bastard?!
- What's wrong with you?! - I'm sorry.
Bastard!
- What's wrong?! - Bastard!
What's Sougo doing today?
Are you going to sleep without reporting, bastard?!
Is that so, you bastard?
Then give me some ramen.
It's ramen, you bastard!
Give it to me!
What's up with you, bastard?
Everyone's running away, you bastard!
What's up with you?
Why are you still hanging out with that bastard?
What are you doing, you bastard?
It's not time for you to eat, you bastard!
Hurry up and eat, you bastard!
Shut up and go back.
What do you mean "bring it"?
What are you doing, you bastard?
What are you looking at?
Do it.
Be careful!
Do it!
Why is he going backwards?
Huh?
Shut up and go back.
Do it!
Hey!
What's with you?
I forgot my bag.
You're riding in front of me.
Hey!
Come at me!
You bastard!
Something's happening.
There's no such thing.
It's not that safe here.
What's he doing?
Do it!
Bye-bye.
Oh, a hole!
Endo, get in.
Okay.
I'll get in, you bastard!
Hey!
Hey, you!
Who's that?
Hurry up!
Huh? Endo?!
Hey! Endo!
Wait up!
Hey!
What's with you?
Hurry up and get in! You're not getting in the taxi or the tanker, you bastard!
- Well, if you get off at the next bus stop... - Yeah, you're right.
- But it's Shinjuku-choku-2, right? - Huh?
- From here? - Yes.
- Oh, you can't stop halfway? - That's right.
Hey, Endo...
We don't get along with regular guys, do we?
- It's not about money, but... - It's just a tanker!
- It's just a tanker!
I'll do my best!
Nice to meet you!
What are you thinking about?
You're annoying.
Well, well, let's do it!
What's up?
Huh?
Don't be lazy!
Right?
Yes, yes.
You have to do your best!
That's right.
The Japanese series is also exciting!
You're not interested in it, are you?
I'm not interested in it at all.
But it's already decided by the time of this on- air.
Well, of course.
I don't know...
Nijihamu is in Hokkaido, right?
Yes.
Hokkaido is exciting, isn't it?
Of course.
But you're not a player of Hokkaido, are you?
Well, I'm a beginner...
You don't know the psychology of me, a baseball fan, around there, do you?
Oh, I see.
For example, there are giant players, aren't there?
Yes.
And there are half-hearted players, aren't there?
Next year, if this becomes an all-or-nothing meeting, which giant fan will support?
That's a difficult question, isn't it?
See? That's how it is! The psychology of a baseball fan!
When a dog barks at most hills, you don't know what it's saying.
It's like panic syndrome.
Until last year, there were four giants, but their faces were this way.
Well, that's true.
That's how it is, isn't it?
Personally, I like them.
Yes.
I've liked them for a long time.
That's how it is! In the end, you're just a baseball player!
Why do you look at me like that?
You're strong!
Well, really...
No, no, but...
Well, of course it's good, isn't it? To support your hometown.
It's my hometown, isn't it?
It doesn't matter if it's my hometown or not.
You don't know what's going on, do you?
No, no...
Because we're on the same side, do you support me?!
Well, isn't there such a thing?
Not at all!
Why?
Because we were born together.
No, no!
I'm also from Uuseku.
It doesn't matter!
I'm not from Osaka or Taishi.
No, no...
I'm from Kogo Prefecture.
What kind of competition is held at Doem Triathlon, which you won before?
There's always Doem Triathlon.
Triathlon...
Yes.
It's different from normal Triathlon, isn't it?
No, what we do is basically the same.
What? Really?
Yes. Swimming...
Yes.
Riding a bicycle...
Riding...
Yes.
Really?
Yes.
It's always Doem Triathlon.
Well, there are only about 45 people, though.
- Oh, I see. - Yes.
Then, what do you do just by doing it normally?
Well, first of all, it's basically a do-em state.
A do-em state?
Well, starting with a nose hook...
First of all, I say "ready", and then I do a nose hook.
I see...
I have to be next to the queen all the time.
If I'm away from the queen, I'm disqualified.
- I see, I see... - I said "ready"!
I shouldn't be spaced out like this.
If you do it like this too much, you'll end up getting a nose hook.
I see...
- If you don't do it right... - Yes, yes...
- If you don't do it right, you'll end up getting a nose hook. - Yes, yes...
Your nose hook is off!
- They say. - Yes...
- It's amazing. - It's amazing.
But you're not with the queen when you're swimming, are you?
No, the queen comes all the time.
- Oh, does she? - Yes.
Doesn't she swim? Doesn't she have a boat?
Well, sometimes the queen doesn't have a boat.
Well, if it's a boat, you can go there without a boat.
But still...
It's amazing.
- I see... - Yes...
- And you have a bicycle? - Yes, I have a bicycle.
But... I don't have a saddle.
So...
There's a lot of pipe in my ass.
It's in there!
The queen doesn't say anything, does she?
Most of the time...
She just says what's happening, doesn't she?
- The queen... - What are you talking about?
- Are you serious? - I don't care about me!
I don't care about the queen!
What else can you say?!
- No, no... - Even though there's a pipe in my ass.
- No, it's not like that... - It's not like that...
- Even if you don't say it... - A kid came out!
- Did it jump out? - Yes, yes, yes...
- Oh, no... - If you saw it, you'd know, wouldn't you?
- Even if you don't say it, you'd know, wouldn't you? - Hey!
Don't look away!
A kid came out!
Shouldn't you let it ride a giraffe?
Chirin-chirin!
That's right!
But there's none, Queen!
I'm telling you, you can't score a goal unless it's a pair.
I feel like I'm in the way.
I'm sorry, but I don't think you're in the way at all.
I think it's fine as long as you're not there, Queen.
What a fool!
Also, when you're tired, you can give me some water or a sponge or something like that.
Because you're the Queen.
Do your best!
That's not it!
That's just a normal stride.
No, no, it's like this.
A little more!
Queen, that's kind of you!
That's weird!
The Queen wants you to do your best!
But you should say it more firmly.
That's... you're a fool!
Queen, you know, candy and ignorance are important.
If you make me do it all the time, I'll bend over.
So I think you gave me a sponge soaked in water.
- And you're happy about it? - Yeah, I'm happy about it.
- Even though you're 7th, you're sometimes 6th. - What are you talking about?!
- Wow... - No, no, I don't get it. I don't get it.
- It's just that you're waiting for it. - What's with that "wow"?
- Even though you're 7th... - No, it's fine.
- If you're waiting for it and you're 7th... - I don't know if you can do it or not.
- It's not like I have anything else in mind. - Maybe next time I'll go with Heipo.
- I'm sorry, but... - Aren't there a lot of "M"s in the entertainment world?
- No, there are quite a lot of them. - For example, what kind of people are there?
- Well, I don't know where to say it, but there are a lot of "M"s.
- What about you personally? - Well...
- I don't know... - I don't know...
- I don't know where to say it... - I don't know where to say it...
- Oh, really? - Yeah.
- I don't know if it's "rakugo" or "san" or something like that.
- I've heard of "ichimon" before. - What?!
- If you could participate once, would you? - No, I can't. I can't do that.
- I've always wanted to talk to you about something. - Yes?
- You say "s" and "s", but "s" and "m" have the same sign, don't they? - Do they?
- So I think you're "m" in some way, don't you? - Yes.
- So you say "muri" and "muri" and say "sonnan saeta" and "ore mo kirete maesouya" - Yes, yes.
- But in reality, it means "do it for me". - No, I don't do that.
- That's why I say "muri" and "sonnan saeta" have the same sign. - Yes.
- If I felt even a little bit of muscle pain, I'd say "tsun" and say "sonnan saeta" and "ore mo kirete maesouya".
- But you say "m", don't you? - "Tsun" doesn't mean "s", does it?
- But you're the best "s" in the entertainment world. It can't be helped. - That's not true, but...
- Sometimes you say "sonnan saeta".
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