AISubs v3.5
In the usual dressing room, where the conversation is going well, that bad-mannered man comes in.
Good morning.
Yama-chan, good morning.
Good morning.
You don't look like him.
No, I don't.
That's why I'm not saying it now.
Good morning, Yama-chan.
Please say hello.
New Hab has come.
Today...
It's like Heipo's show, so let's hear what he has to say.
I have a favor to ask you.
Yes.
About the date you did with Ayako...
Ayako?!
Heipo used to date with Ayako Nishikawa, who is both a doctor and a talent.
However, because of their sexual intercourse, the filming was interrupted.
On top of that, Nishikawa was kicked out of the film due to his rude behavior.
Please don't do that again.
Give me a break! It's messed up!
No, it's not! It's Ayako's fault!
I can't talk about it when you're talking about Ayako!
I don't have a chest at all!
You'll get in trouble!
What are you talking about?!
It's messed up!
However, she wasn't my type.
That's why I called her "boy-in", "piot-kai-dei- no"...
I don't know!
If you called me "piot-kai-dei-no", it would have worked.
Don't talk like that!
The other day, we went on a date in the daytime.
I'm not good at it.
She's an adult, so at night...
How old is she?
Twenty...five.
How old are you?!
I don't remember!
Are you 21 or 21 or 21?!
I want to be happy!
I've done everything for you!
I don't have a type!
That's why I called you "piot-kai-dei-no".
I found it!
You found it?
Yes!
What did you say it was?
It's "mune-no-onki-go", isn't it?
It's too late for you to say it!
"piot-kai-dei-no"...
Hey, stop it!
Maybe you're number one entertainer now!
You're right!
Is it "piot-kai-dei-no"?
I think it's "piot-kai-dei-no".
It's "ginza", "ginza"!
It's "zagin", "zagin"!
It's "ginza" and "ena"!
What was your favorite type?
"piot-kai-dei-no"!
All right!
Let's go!
When the city of "ginza" was lit up,
a woman said...
Well, that's...
Was there such a thing?
It's like this.
At that time, Hei Pou was looking forward to meeting her.
Ah, that balance of height is good.
Ah, I see.
I see, Hei Pou.
Hei Pou, don't go.
Don't grab me.
No, no.
Don't crouch.
I won't.
I'm here, I'm here.
Yes.
Where are you looking at?
Hello.
Wow, it feels good.
Nice to meet you.
Are you Nemoto of the yellow cab?
Yes.
Um...
I'm Hei Pou of the world of cars.
World of cars?
Nice to meet you.
I'm Nemoto of my own world.
Nice to meet you.
You're a great driver.
Hey, hey, that's rude all of a sudden.
Don't make me do it.
Well, I'm at an adult's gate today,
and I've prepared a shop for you,
so let's go together.
Yes, thank you very much.
Excuse me, but since it's decided,
can you hold hands with me?
That's not decided.
It's fine.
Wow, it's big.
It's big.
It's good.
But I'm used to being told that,
so...
Well, you know.
It happens.
It's cold, isn't it?
Yes.
Ah, hello.
Good evening.
Here?
Yes, please take a seat over there.
Thank you very much.
Kinori Burger.
Here we go.
Well, shall we order something?
Um...
I'll have the usual kiosk food.
Yes.
And she'll have chicken.
I think chicken is good.
Yes.
No, but...
Does it usually turn out like this?
Well...
"Do you have a boyfriend or anything?" "I don't have a boyfriend." "Huh? In that case..." "We broke up." "It's been a long time, hasn't it?" "Been a long time, hasn't it?" "About... a year and a half or two years ago..." "Huh? What's up with that side of you?" "Y-Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, I've never come out before." "I haven't come out of anything yet." "At least take a bite." "At least." "You are very nice." "Laughing out loud now?" "Yeah." "By the way, if you're not busy tonight..." "Oh, no." "If you're not busy tonight..." "If you're not busy tonight..." "Get out of my house."
What are you doing?
It's delicious.
It's my first time eating this.
It's energetic.
It's a beer bar.
It's a bar where you can't drink anything.
It's a strategy plan from childhood.
I have a plan.
What is it?
My boyfriend will loosen her tension.
That's right.
It's early in the morning.
Who will loosen her tension?
To loosen her tension,
I brought a present for you.
Really?
That's great.
I hope you like it.
It's a cute grapefruit.
It's cute, isn't it?
I'll give you this.
Thank you.
Can you show me your chest?
Your chest is over there.
I'll do it myself.
No, men shouldn't do it like this.
Really?
But look, isn't this present cute?
It's cute, isn't it?
Yes.
Here you are.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
This is good.
Thank you.
How is it?
It's very cute.
Please wear it.
Yes, thank you.
You still look nervous.
No, it's nothing like that.
In that case, I'll give you a special massage.
Oh, really?
Let's do it.
Are you sure?
I'm in a hurry.
It's very hot.
First of all, I'll do it normally.
It usually takes two or three hours.
Is it okay for men?
People who use piots are special, aren't they?
Yes.
Thank you very much.
You're sexy.
It's cute, isn't it?
Yes, it's cute.
Is it okay now?
It's fine, it's fine.
I'm glad you came to help me.
Okay, okay, okay.
Are you sure you're okay?
Oh, it's fine.
It's fine, it's fine.
Oh, it's a little hot.
It's hot, it's hot.
Don't do it!
What are you thinking about?
That's right.
Again?
What?
That's too much!
Glasses! Glasses!
He stopped dating due to sexual harassment!
I saw it!
What?
I saw it!
It's perfect, isn't it?
You changed your mind too much!
You're going on a date, aren't you?
That's not a date, is it?
That's right.
I see.
You'll get in trouble!
I'll definitely get in trouble!
I knew it!
You were looking at me like this when you hit me!
Do you want to get in trouble?
No, I don't!
You can't!
You can't, can you?
Anyway, I have to go now.
I see.
I'll write an apology letter.
I'll apologize properly.
Please let me go on a date again!
Please!
At this rate, the recording will be suspended!
So, Heipon writes an apology letter and asks for a date reunion!
Oh, it's over.
Oh, not yet.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
Oh, I'm sorry.
No, no.
On the whole...
I'm sorry.
I'm really...
You know what?
I'm going to...
write an apology letter...
Yes.
I want you to...
I want you to apologize properly.
Yes, I understand.
Oh, yes.
I'm sorry.
I'll...
I'll read it.
I'm sorry!
Hey!
Stop it!
Hey!
You're making me thirsty!
Excuse me, excuse me, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
Here it is, Mizuki.
Here it is, here it is.
Um, sir, I apologize for the trouble I caused you.
I understand, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I apologize.
I would like to deeply apologize for causing you such trouble.
I'm sorry.
The reason why I, the world's weapon, was so rude to you, Mr. Nemoto,
is that it is an undeniable fact that you have touched the pipe while you were fighting
due to your philosophical thinking that "If it's such a big pipe like this, you must be slow."
However, when you think about it,
it is common knowledge that "big pipe" equals "idiot"
and it is also a fact that you could not stop the waves of "oh, that's nice" coming and going from that image.
Therefore, although it is unfortunate,
it is also fortunate that this place is a place for drinking and flowing water.
I firmly promise you that I will never do such a thing again in the future.
I, the world's weapon, didn't use any tactics at all.
I didn't apologize.
There are some parts in the speech that I'm not good at and difficult to convey.
I'm sorry.
I won't do it again.
I'll never lower my head again.
No, please don't.
I felt really badly about this.
Of course, of course.
Yes, well, yes.
Thank you very much.
Shall we have another toast?
Yes, let's do it.
Two of us together at night.
Cheers.
It's delicious.
Please drink it.
I received this again today.
Yes.
A documentary plan of me and Harumi Peippo.
Here it is.
A billiards match between a boyfriend and girlfriend.
Billiards.
But we need billiards.
Here it is.
It's just right.
Let's drink it.
I'd love to.
Yes.
I'm thirsty and my nose is running.
The sake is delicious.
Let's go.
The sake is delicious?
Billiards.
Do you know this?
I'll show you first.
I can't explain it.
It's okay.
Let's go.
It's in.
It's amazing.
It's in.
Can you see it clearly?
It's like a hand.
No, no, no.
Lower it.
Wait a minute.
You have to put your feet in.
First, hold your feet.
Can you open your legs for me?
What? Why?
I often play golf or anything like that, but I can only do it with my waist.
Here we go!
What are you doing?
Stop it! Stop it!
Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch!
Stop it!
Are you doing it seriously?
Ouch! Ouch!
This is complicated.
Ouch!
You can only say "ouch", right?
I'm drinking sake. I'm drinking sake.
Hey, hey, hey, Mr. Oeko.
With Oeko's selfish action, they had a date again.
Yuri was drunk.
She was drunk.
She wasn't drunk at all.
She had to do it with her waist or she couldn't shoot.
But you touched her at the end, didn't you?
You did, didn't you?
And you got angry, didn't you?
Why are you still drinking sake?
Isn't it strange?
Why don't you apologize?
Apologize!
No, I don't want to.
Apologize seriously.
Mr. Matsumoto, Mr. Hamada, Mr. Hamada...
He'll be arrested.
No, he won't.
He won't be arrested.
He won't apologize to us, either.
Mr. Matsumoto, Mr. Hamada...
I'm very sorry.
Please give me one more chance.
Please apologize with me.
Heipo has been working in the world for many times. Will Nemoto accept his apology?
Nemoto, I'm really sorry.
I'm really sorry. I'm sorry.
I won the apology game, so please forgive me.
But it's okay.
No, it's not okay. Please give me one more chance.
Well, I don't know if you'll forgive me or not, but...
Please listen to me.
Yes, yes, I'll apologize properly.
Apology sentence.
First of all, I would like to inform you and your relatives before apologizing.
At this time, I would like you to understand again that I have been busy with work for the past week and have not been able to go to the wind family.
In such a state, when I look at Paiotsu Kaidei's spring look, I completely misunderstand him as a dirty idol and only say what I want to say.
"Oh, oh, that's nice," and in the end, "I'll touch you once," and "I wonder if I can do something about it," I'm so angry.
In that spirit, I would like you to understand me.
On this occasion, I would like to say "thank you" to Setsu, and I would like you to keep this incident warmly in mind.
Writer and director, "World's Weapon," I'm sorry.
You haven't apologized, have you?
It's funny.
It's funny, isn't it?
It's my job, so I'm going to do it seriously.
That's right.
No, I also apologized properly now, but...
It's very unpleasant.
That's right.
Do it properly.
Yes, really.
Apologize properly.
Nemotsu-san, I'm really sorry.
I'm tired.
It's not good at all, so I can't talk.
Call the producer or something.
No, well...
Nemotsu's anger did not subside with Peipo's attitude.
The number producer was called.
Will it be stopped recording as it is?
Nakamura's desperate persuasion continues.
This is really the last one.
Is it okay?
Yes, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Cheers!
How many cups are you drinking, Nemotsu-san?
That's right.
Are you drinking it?
Maybe if you drink it, you'll melt.
It's delicious, isn't it?
Ah, yes.
Something else came up suddenly.
While dancing cheek dance, your boyfriend whispered love to you in your ear.
I want you to be patient a little.
But it's a normal cheek dance, right?
As long as there is love, right?
I haven't danced it.
You haven't danced it?
You're good at dancing.
Is that so?
Speaking of cheek, I've heard it in Giroppon.
Is it okay?
Don't say Giroppon.
Then shall we dance?
Yes.
Ah, by the way, there is a bath.
Seriously?
Let's take a bath.
I wonder if it will reach Nemotsu-san.
Then, for the sake of commemorating you two, please take care of me.
Please take care of me.
What should I do?
No, just put it like this and go home.
No, no, the blush...
Seriously, you don't have to put it on, right?
Don't put it like that!
Yes.
Well, but...
- Yes. - It's fine like this.
This is fine by me, don't worry about it.
I'm sorry, but you have to go a little further for the blush.
No, no, I mean, this way a little...
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey!
Hey, wait, wait a minute!
Hey, hey!
Don't stop!
Stop it!
One more time.
This is bad.
One more time.
Hey!
What are you doing?
Hey!
What are you doing?
Hey!
Stop it!
Hey!
Stop it!
You're so annoying!
I'm leaving.
You don't have to go.
Wow, it's alcohol.
Why?
He's a drunkard.
They stopped dating again
because of the sexual harassment.
Can Nemoto forgive
the ugly behavior
of a woman?
Nemoto, I'm sorry, but we can't afford to shoot any more than this today, so please ask him for his apology for what he did today.
I'm sorry, I understand.
Just ask me. I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for the apology.
On this trip, I would like to apologize from the bottom of my heart for causing you trouble again and again.
First of all, I would like to convey my feelings directly.
In terms of Nemoto Harumi, he has a heart of 100 points and a face of 30 points.
I've heard rumors in society that Harumi is a *******.
When I saw those rumors, I said, "Oh, that's nice. Both right and left are nice."
However, even during the recording, Harumi, who looked at me with disgusting eyes like a lame mask, also has a part of responsibility.
I was provoked by that female gorilla-like sexual desire and thought, "Oh, you're ******* standing up, aren't you? You're ******* chasing me and walking, aren't you?"
In the end, I ended up in a position to apologize like this.
This time, I learned a lot of things that I didn't know even if I was a cheap gravure idol at Harumi's level.
First of all, I would like to show my apology in a hurry and in a hurry.
I'm very sorry for the world's parallel world of children's playwrights.
You're not apologizing, are you?
I'm sorry.
You're not apologizing.
No, I'm sorry for apologizing like this.
You're humiliating me.
You're humiliating me a lot.
It's disgusting.
I'm sorry for apologizing like this.
Because I'm a gorilla.
What are you laughing at?
What are you doing?
Stand up.
Ayako, stand up.
Why?
Apologize.
Where are you taking me?
Come on.
It hurts.
Apologize.
It hurts.
Apologize.
It hurts.
Apologize.
Don't do it! Don't do it!
I'm sorry!
Does it hurt or does it feel good?
Which one do you like better?
It feels good!
- I don't want to get angry. - What?
- I don't want to get angry, but... - Yes?
- There are things to get angry about. - Oh, is that so?
- You know, a little while ago... - What?
- The show was different, but I told you yesterday, didn't I? - Yes, you did.
You know that ping-pong game, right? That ping- pong game... What do you call it?
That ping-pong game at the airport?
- Oh, that one you play when you pass by? - Yes, yes.
- You only say "ping-pong", don't you? - Yes, yes, yes.
- At school, right? - Yes.
- You know... It's noisy now, right?
- You know... There are a lot of cameras, right? - Yes.
- You know, I looked it up in my bag and... - Yes, yes, yes.
- An older woman asked a woman for her entrance permit. - Yes, yes.
- She took it out of her bag, right? - Oh, I see.
- She said "Yes, I understand", and she took her shoulder bag and started playing ping-pong. - I see.
- "Sir, sir!"
- "Are you kidding me?!" - Well, well, well...
- I don't know why she thought she could run away with it! - Well, well, well...
- "Sir, sir!" she said, and she put it in this little basket and finally passed by. - Yes, yes, yes...
- But I'm not mad at this woman, actually! - Yes, yes...
- The woman who had been watching it all along is doing exactly the same thing! - Behind you!
- I see... - You were watching it, weren't you?!
- Yes, yes... - "Sir, sir!"
- "Yes, yes..." - "Another entrance permit, please!" - "Yes, yes..."
- "Oh, you're so kind!" - "Yes, yes..."
- "Sir, sir, you're our guest!" - "Yes, yes..."
- This is annoying, isn't it?! - "Yes, yes..."
- Isn't it?! - This is annoying! - "You're such an idiot!"
- "What's with you?" - "You're going to ****, aren't you?" - "I go there a lot, you know." - "Yeah." - "By myself." - "Yeah?" - "By myself, I mean..." - "Yeah." - "I sometimes want to drink the smallest hot coffee of today's coffee." - "Yeah?" - "I want to drink it by my eyes, you know. I take it out and bring it over." - "Yeah?" - "I'm telling you this." - "Yeah?" - "This one." - "Yeah?" - "I'm pointing at the smallest hot coffee of today's coffee." - "Yeah?" - "Eyes! Eyes!" - "Yes, um..." - "Is it hot or ice?" - "Yeah."
- "So, this..." - "Yes, it's hot, isn't it?" - "So, the size is..." - "So, I took it out and brought it over!"
- "Yeah?" - "Yeah?" - "Yeah?" - "Yeah?" - "Yeah?" - "Yeah?" - "Yeah?" - "Yeah?"