AISubs v3.5
Before recording for "Gaki no Tsukai"...
While relaxing once in the usual dressing room...
That man's appearance is nowhere to be seen.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
I'm Matsumoto-san's bodyguard.
What do you think you're doing? It's normal.
- You're taking it out on me. - Why?
You're alive without Matsumoto-san's bodyguard, right?
If you could call me that...
I'm sorry, but you're too quiet.
Why do you keep talking for five seconds?!
If you could call me that...
- Why do you keep talking for five seconds? - He's got it.
It's quite long, isn't it?
What is this?
It pains me to see people like you, who have little sexual experience,
seduce women and seduce the world.
I'm a true technician, a bed magician.
I'm here to remind you of that.
I've come to the designated place on the map.
1/2500 of the map.
I don't get it at all!
This is Chiba and this is Tokyo and you're doing this?!
I'll show you around.
- Can you tell by this? - Yes, I can.
I'd like to stop you again, but you've come down a little.
Yes, I'd like to stop you a little more.
- You're amazing! - You've come a long way!
- You've got it on that map! - You're amazing!
- What is this? - Wait...
Oh, it looks dangerous.
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- You're here, Jerry Boy! - Come on!
- You're all doing it! - You're all doing it!
You've mentally defeated Jerry Boy!
- Why are you so angry? - Why are you so angry?
- How about it? - Yes!
Are you going to stop your wife?
If you're going to kill your wife, raise your hands!
He's so angry that he's about to explode.
What's the reason for that?
Anyway, I've been angry at you for killing women.
What kind of attitude is that?
Today, I'm going to show you how good my technique is.
It's either me or Michael Douglas.
The representative of Japan is Matsumoto Hitoshi.
- You're just going to say it, aren't you? - What do you mean?
Don't talk back to me.
Look at this!
Look, 30 mannequins with bras waiting for you!
This is a battle to remove these bras!
You can't win against me 100%!
You can't win!
If you lose, you'll get a penalty.
I don't want a penalty.
I want to go home.
I don't know why you're doing this!
What's the point of doing this?
It's the next show after "Shoten"!
Of course we know.
If you think about it, you'll end up removing your bras.
In the end...
If you catch a cold, you'll have a mental breakdown.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I've never done it either!
You're confident, right?
I'm confident, but...
I definitely don't want a penalty.
What's wrong with you?
Isn't this cowardly?
You're fast!
I knew it!
You're as fast as I thought you'd be!
In 50 meters, they'll remove the bras of the 30 mannequins in a row and compete for their time.
In "B", the penalty game awaits!
Okay, let's start with Endo.
I definitely won't do it!
It's hard to be in the top 10.
I'm sorry, but don't say it.
What about you?
Usually, I...
I don't know what "usually, I" means.
Machiaki's bras and...
Stop it!
I don't know what it means!
Besides that, which bras do you want?
She's doing "Dorami-chan's bras" right now.
That's right!
It's the dream of children.
I want you to do "Dorami-chan's bras".
I hope you say it.
Do you usually remove your bras?
To tell you the truth...
Let me tell you my own story.
I'm the type of person who says, "Take it!"
Endo usually has his own bra removed by a woman.
What is his ability?
All right, Endo!
Are you ready?!
OK!
All right, Endo! Go for it!
Ready...
I'm getting a little nervous.
Oh, no.
Oh, but it's too late.
No, no. It's too late!
He's getting excited.
He's getting excited about this!
He's excited about this!
He's getting excited about this!
All right, all right!
By the way, you've done most of the staff, haven't you?
Yes, yes.
After all, it seems like it will definitely take more than 30 seconds.
Oh, that's right!
Isn't that excellent?
It's a mess, isn't it?
His left hand is dead!
That's right.
No, no, no, it's not good.
It's only telling you to remove it.
That's right.
It's like that.
No, no, no.
You're not removing it yourself.
No, no, no, no.
Arrogance is rising.
It's getting more and more.
Yes!
You haven't even gone half yet!
Yes!
Wow!
Yes!
I'm getting used to it, though, gradually.
It's getting more and more scary.
Yes!
Hmm, well, but...
Yes!
What is it?
Wow, wow, wow, I failed.
Yes!
If you stumble once here, you're in trouble.
Yes!
You're too slow!
It's terrible.
It's terrible, isn't it?
Isn't it terrible?
I think it's pretty terrible.
Yes!
Wow, you're too slow!
Yes!
Wow, wow, wow!
Yes!
Now, the record is...
1 minute and 17 seconds 69!
You're too slow!
It's pretty...
Yes!
It's pretty tough, isn't it?
Hahaha!
Your stamina, too.
My stamina, too.
This is pretty terrible, isn't it?
Oh, really?
Yes!
But it's not that bad, is it?
It's not that bad, is it?
Plus, I took off my pants and went faster than you.
What?
Seriously?
Yes, I was like this and then I moved my legs like this.
It's terrible, but...
What kind of...
Hahaha!
What are you doing?
Next is...
Hamada and Masatoshi, go!
Yes, sir!
Hamada!
You're second!
I'm second!
But I...
I didn't feel like I was too slow.
Right?
Yes.
In Hamada's case, he usually pulls off his pants.
Hahaha!
He doesn't pull off his pants, does he?
Hamada dresses up and pulls off his pants.
What is the essence of his brilliant technique?
Hamada, are you ready for stand-by?
Yes!
Go!
Tonight, I'll drop you and show you!
Ready...
direct!
Ready...
I don't know what this is about, but...
Wow!
You're fast!
What?!
You're fast!
You're fast, too!
You're fast!
What?!
You're fast, too!
What does it mean?
It's fast.
What does it mean?
It's experience.
It's really fast.
Look at that angry face.
It's a nasty face.
It's really fast.
He's confident.
It's really fast.
He's confident.
It's really hard.
48.67 seconds.
It was really fun.
I think my next fastest was Hamada.
Why?
Somehow.
Didn't you push it too hard?
No, I didn't.
I pushed it twice.
It's a little hard to remove.
Even with Wachol's push, it was a little harder.
It was really hard.
My mannequin was laughing too.
It was removed so smoothly.
I'm happy.
Next is...
Yamazaki!
I'm a little nervous.
In my prediction, this person is the worst.
Really?
I see.
It's true that I haven't removed it much.
I'm more of a push type.
What do you mean?
Remove it for me.
"Remove it for me"? Is that what you're doing?
That's not it.
Yamazaki's dependence on women in bed.
Will it work?
It's gone.
It's hard to say.
It's gone.
Okay, Yamazaki, let's go!
Remove it for me.
Ready...
It's here.
Huh?
It's slow.
This is a little...
It's slow.
Is it slow?
How is it?
Are you getting used to it?
It's slower than Mr. Hamada, but how is it for me?
It's faster than Endo.
It's fast.
It's really slow.
Endo?
That's right.
One third is over now.
Did you say half?
About half?
Now...
It's not as bad as I thought it would be!
Maybe it's faster than me.
It's true!
It's not slowing down at all.
Huh?
It's a little...
No, it's faster than me.
Oh, it might be faster.
It's faster than me, Yama-chan.
Wait a minute!
Yama-chan, this is the time!
Yes!
Wow!
The record is...
Forty-eight seconds and ten seconds!
Wow!
Current top!
Looking at this, I can see how bad Endo was!
I can't...
Endo is terrible!
However, I've heard that Kanaka is pretty terrible, too.
Oh, yeah!
I think Kanaka is the worst.
Seriously!
I'm the type of person who can do it.
Oh, really?
Yes!
However, I have too little absolute value.
Experience, right?
Experience.
Oh, I see.
If Endo-san is a heavyweight, I'm a minimum weight.
Kanaka is humble about his own female experience as a minimum weight.
What is his ability like?
Now, Kanaka, are you ready?
OK!
I'm ready!
If you exceed one minute like this...
Yes.
What is "kokoriko"?
No, it's not like that.
Well, Kanaka, let's do it!
It's complicated, to be honest.
Ready...
Hey, Endo is...
Kanaka is...
Hey!
Kanaka is...
But the number of people said it, right?
Yes.
Wow!
So...
This...
Hey!
You're going to break a new record!
Hey! Stop it!
Endo-san, you're so delicate!
This is...
Huh?
Oh, it's coming up.
Oh, it's coming up!
I really grabbed it.
Well...
Wow...
You're getting the hang of it, aren't you?
I am.
What did you think would happen in the beginning?
But... But...
This is bad, isn't it?
This is pretty bad, isn't it?
Tanaka is pretty good
Tanaka is good
Tanaka is good physically
Tanaka fell down
Tanaka is good
How is the time?
1 minute 18 seconds 48 seconds
Wow
Tanaka is back
It's a good match
My legs were shaking
It was my first time to shake my legs trying to remove the bra
Wow, really?
I can't believe it
It's cooler if you remove it
The first person was terrible
He was shaking his legs
I don't know how to approach it
I'm sorry
Tanaka is back
After this, Matsumoto will remove his bra
Even if you say that, we don't know yet
I don't think it will come off just by putting it on
I think it will definitely come off in 30 seconds
30 seconds?
I'm a technician, I'm sorry
Apologize first
The result hasn't come out yet
This is a technician's job
It's embarrassing, but there's something about it
Suddenly, from this generation, it's a generation that doesn't remove their bra
You've become a hawk
Our generation of this stage
Well, first of all, Matsumoto will remove his bra
Let's have him remove his bra
Yes, yes, I understand
Oh!
Why is it like this?
Then I'll go for a moment
Yes
Welcome
Please
Can I walk normally?
Matsumoto, who declared a 30-second threat
He will finally show off his super heavyweight trick
Well, Matsumoto
Yes!
What's with those sleeves?
Well, it's not like I'm going that far
I'm going to show you all how many records I can set
Ah, I see
Yes
Then, let's see it
Yes, please
Then, Matsumoto, please!
I'll drop you and stare at you
Ready
Go for it!
Ready
Go for it!
Huh?
Isn't this a little too much?
It's not that fast.
It's not that different from Yama-chan.
It's not that different, really.
Look, look.
It's a little too much.
Well, it's faster if you ride it.
Look, look.
What?
It's a little too much.
Isn't this a little too much?
It's not that different.
It's not that different, really.
It's not that different.
He did it! He did it! He did it!
Matsumoto-san's record is...
40.02 seconds!
That's crazy!
He's one of the best among us, but...
He said something on the way.
I've never asked a question like this.
He said it. He said it.
And there's one thing...
The camera was set up, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
I was really nervous over there.
Aoya... Aoya...
I had to go there a lot.
Yes, yes, you're right.
It was the worst place in Tanjuukai.
I don't know if we can accept it...
It's not like that.
But...
He gave us so much.
Of course he's going to be number one.
But Matsumoto-san said he'd cut it to 30 seconds.
Matsumoto-san's punishment is...
I don't like it!
I give up!
Are you f**king kidding me?!
I don't like it!
That's right.
If we look at it...
Tanaka...
Your punishment is...
Matsumoto-san, what about the punishment game?
Yes, for the punishment game...
The title is... "Traveling in the middle of nowhere".
This "nowhere" in "nowhere" is "nowhere"
Yes, yes, yes...
We've prepared an "enoden"
"Enoden"?
Yes, please wear "nowhere" and "nowhere" around you.
Eh, really?
It's just a fairly large-volume location.
That's right!
It's like a one-day location, right?
That's right.
I really hate this!
This competition!
Why did you say it like that?!
It's really like this, isn't it?!
But if you think about it...
I think it's the hardest for me.
There's no punishment and the timing is bad...
It's the most depressing for me.
That's right!
On the contrary, "downtown" is "downtown" and it's like...
It's erotic.
It's like that, isn't it?!
We've come to Kamakura.
It's amazing, isn't it?
There are various shops here.
Eh...
Right now, I'm in Kamakura.
Why do I have to play a punishment game?
I don't understand it at all!
If I had a brother...
I'd say something unpleasant, but...
I wish I had a cuter brother.
Well then, I'm going for a walk to the south.
(Take me on a journey of)
(five hours and ten minutes)
Excuse me, I'd like to buy ten of these as a souvenir.
Hello.
This is a passenger car, right?
(Take me on a journey of)
(five hours and ten minutes)
It feels so good.
(Take me on a journey of)
(five hours and ten minutes)
This is the famous Shodegai.
I'd like to go for a walk.
Hello.
(Take me on a journey of)
(five hours and ten minutes)
Since it's summer vacation,
you can see the children.
It is a shop of sense.
How many have you opened?
This is the third generation.
The third generation.
It is a fine shop.
It is a sense that is indispensable for summer in Japan.
Wow!
Good! Good! Good!
You are cute!
Hello.
Thank you very much.
Hello.
I don't think croquettes are sweet.
Kamakura Surugaya.
It is a shop of Japanese sweets.
Good! Good! Good!
It is good.
Is it true?
It is true.
Is it your first time?
It is my first time.
Thank you for it.
Wow! It is good!
It is good!
It is good! It is good!
It is stupid to know small things and big things in front of you.
I can't accept this punishment.
It was too late to take off my bra.
I am not saying I want to take off my bra.
It is not bad for a man to say it is too late to take off his bra.
It is like...
It is like something bad for a wife.
I can't accept it.
Wow!