AISubs v3.5
A long rainy day has dawned.
I want to go for a ride.
But there was a man who couldn't go for a ride.
His name is...
Yamasaki Hosei, 38 years old.
He has a wife and two daughters.
This man challenges Moriman many times,
but the result is a draw.
This time, in order to get rid of that fate,
he challenges for his tenth revenge.
And this time, it's been three years.
This is the origin of this battle, Korakuen Hall.
Korakuen Hall is my home,
so I can't lose to local fans and employees of the hall.
I'll show them what hell is like.
Yamasaki Hosei, 38 years old.
He has a wife and two daughters.
This man challenges Moriman many times,
but the result is a draw.
This is the origin of this battle, Korakuen Hall.
I'll show them what hell is like.
He's quiet again.
He's really excited.
When I entered Korakuen Hall today,
I was really excited,
but when I put on this costume,
I couldn't control my excitement.
Why is that?
Let's end it here.
Promise me one thing.
This is the last time!
We won!
Wait a minute! Do you know what "final" means?
No!
You've been saying "final" since the 5th round!
You can't make it up!
What are you talking about?
It's not a joke.
Now, we're in front of Moriman's waiting room.
It's been a year and a half.
Let's take a look.
Kokoriko!
Yes.
We're in front of Moriman's waiting room.
Yes.
I'd like you to report right away.
Yes.
It's been a year and a half.
Hello.
It's been a year and a half.
Hello!
Hello.
It's different from before.
It's huge!
Wow!
It's huge!
What?!
Well...
Wait a minute!
I think it's gotten bigger than last time.
I think Morio's weight was 83 kilograms.
I see.
Yes.
It's been a year and a half.
Yes.
I'd like you to report your current weight.
Please do.
How much do you weigh now?
Moriman, you're scary.
94 kilograms.
You're a nice guy!
You're scary.
94?!
It's 11 kilograms.
94!
More and more...
Wait a minute. Is it okay for you to be so heavy?
But it's too heavy for me to lose my stamina.
But I'm sorry, but please don't say things like that.
Don't say things like "you're not tall enough" or "the audience is surprised".
I want to cheer for you at least twice.
You want to live for two weeks?
I have good news for you, Hama-san.
It seems like you'll be fine with one week's notice.
So you'll be fine with one week's notice.
You're going to be fine with one week's notice?!
Thank you very much.
Thank you for your patience for a long time.
From now on, men and women's serious match,
Yamazaki versus Moriman,
legendary super final revenge match will be held!
First of all, the commissioner of this tournament,
Downtown's entrance!
It's a confrontation between you and Moriman.
That's right!
Today's audience is 1,200 people!
Then everyone, please pay attention to the way, the champion Moriman's entrance!
Next up is the challenger, Yamazaki Kosei!
Yamazaki Kosei wins!
Thank you very much!
You! You're a new dancing chance!
You're dancing too much. Get up!
What are you?!
You! You're hard to make out!
You're so loud! What's your problem?!
Shut up! I'm not saying that!
It seems like you stole the topic of "Oriental Radio's Night".
Do you understand, Yasuo and Ranger?!
You've been the worst entertainer ever!
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Kamata-san, you're scared, right?
It's okay.
And so, in this match,
the challenger, Yamazaki Kousei,
will be awarded a bouquet.
And this time,
he has come from Gotanda Station,
Ishiguchi...
Geneki Kunzokujo.
And this time, we have one more special guest.
He is a big guest from overseas.
What?!
He is from Canada.
He is Banriki Chinen.
Congratulations.
Mr. Hikakin is coming.
Shut up!
You two are disturbing me!
It's like a TV show!
I'll beat you up!
I'll set fire!
I'm not a man!
Thank you very much, sir.
Cool!
Cool, cool!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Now, we will have a firecracker session.
Please pay attention to the pole in the top of the clock.
Now, we will have a firecracker session.
The world is a world...
I love chicken.
We are chicken people.
[The next day, the audience is still singing]
With a three-beat rhythm!
Hoi hoi hoi!
Hoisei-san! Moriba-kun! Do your best!
Hoi ho hoi hoi hoi hoi hoi hoi hoi!
Hoi hoi hoi hoi hoi hoi hoi hoi!
Mazumo-san, is that Iribosuke?
And now, once again, we will move on to the players' introductions.
Red corner, number 210!
Hokkai-born real pig gorilla, champion Moriba!
Blue corner, one hundred and thirty percent!
Angel with broken wings of laughter, Yamazaki Kosei!
Well then, let's start the showdown right away!
Board, open!
Well, which showdown will it be this time?
What will we do?
That's right!
How about a honey showdown instead?
Understood!
The first showdown is...
Honey showdown!
Ready for the first showdown!
Honey showdown!
The footwork today is better than usual.
You're lighter than usual, Yama-chan.
But still...
Oh, he ran away!
He ran away!
What's going on?
Ah!
No, no!
If you bump into me properly, you're done for, Yama-chan!
Yama-chan, run away!
If you put it like that...
Yama-chan, run away!
Run away!
Yama-chan, run away!
Um... he closed me and...
Yama-chan, it's here, isn't it?
Don't cry!
I want you to do your best here.
Don't cry!
Yama-chan, don't fall!
Stop it!
I'm always late when I go!
Yama-chan! Yama-chan!
What is this?
What is it?
It's like a public opportunity.
This is no good.
Yama-chan!
Even if you lose your arm...
Um...Yamazaki-san said...
Even if you lose your arm...
Which one is it?!
If you lose your arm, you won't be like this!
Alright.
Everyone...
It's only the first match.
Tanaka!
Show me your face!
I'm sorry!
I don't think it's the first match.
I'm sorry!
Let's go!
[Laughter]
What the hell is this!?
Hurry up and spit it out!
I'm sorry.
Next one's coming up.
I don't like this kind of embarrassment!
You should be ashamed of yourself!
You're like a kid singing a Japanese song!
Don't make me angry!
I'm begging you! Don't make me angry!
Hurry up and spit it out!
I'm begging you! Hurry up and spit it out!
Okay, next one.
Got it.
Cabin attendant confrontation.
You want that!?
Yes.
Got it!?
Next confrontation is...
Cabin attendant confrontation!
Ready!
Got it!
What's going on!?
Hurry up and spit it out!
What's going on!?
No, I'm heading to the scene.
Oh, you're heading to Narita Airport.
I'm heading to Narita Airport.
Oh, I see. This is about distance.
How to fight with your own distance.
Oh, oh, oh!
It's moving!
Don't think too much about it!
Oh, oh, oh!
Got it! Got it!
Got it!?
Mario! Mario, go!
I only got the caster. I only got the caster and the frame.
- It fell from my waist. - What is it?
- Water. - Water? We don't need water!
Stand up! Stand up, Yamazaki!
Yamazaki, stand up!
- Alright! - Hurry up and point it out!
Alright!
- What did you say? - What did you say?!
Hurry up and point it out right there!
- Hurry up and point it out! - Alright, then...
The next match is Giant Balloon Match!
Alright!
Giant Balloon Match
That's not good! That's not good at all!
Get ready for battle!
I see. So this is how it's going to be!
It's not moving, Morion!
What do we do? What do we do? This is bad!
This is cute!
Are you a Namekuji or what?
Hurry up and say it!
This is sad.
Wait a minute.
Were you surprised?
I wasn't surprised!
Let's go to the next one!
Let's go to the next one.
Let's go to the next one right now!
Summer's Fumutsu Sushi Battle!
Let's start the summer's Fumutsu Sushi Battle!
Let's start this!
- It's a swimsuit. - It's a bra, right?
- It's a swimsuit's bra. - Someone's box!
- What's that? - What's that?
- Whose is it? - Whose is it?
- You're working hard on the box, aren't you? - It doesn't look like you're using it at all.
- OK, let's go! - You're fast!
- Pants! - Yes!
- Bullhider! Bullhider!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Is there something? Is there something?
Bullhider! Bullhider!
Thank you! Thank you!
Finish him! Finish him!
You're going to cut my risotto in no time!
Finish him!
I won't let you do that!
Oh! He's here! He's here!
Catch him! Catch him!
Wait! Wait!
Don't let him escape!
He's here! He's here!
Wait! He's here! He's here!
Yamasaki escaped from the ring with a losing pose as shown in the picture!
Worried, Ichido headed to Yamasaki's waiting room!
I'm going back upstairs, so if you have anything you want to say to Morio...
What do you want me to say?
Morio...
Next time we meet, I'm going to kill you!
He's changed. He's changed, hasn't he?
That's right.
We won't let you make a scene again.
That's right.
We'll let you do whatever you want.
Yes! Please watch this match!
Now, we'll have an emergency special match!
First of all, we'll have a blue-and-white match.
It's been a year since the last "meat separation" match, so we'll have a comeback match.
The challengers will enter the ring!
Next week...
Yamasaki vs. Moriman! A fierce second half raises the curtain!
The stage will be decorated by that dynamite black man!
Who will be his opponent?!
And...
A man Yamasaki and an unexpected counterattack!
An entertainer and a beast create a miracle!
Furthermore...
That big duo performs an emergency live show!
Next week, it's all settled!
Will Yamasaki smile with victory in his eyes?!