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Summer of 2006.
A man's vicious revenge attack breaks out.
Yamasaki vs. Moriman.
The legendary super final revenge match!
Let me fight you first!
At last, the man Yamasaki and his wife, who have been silent for a year and a half, lose and fall in love with the woman Moriman!
At 38 years of age, you can't hit a race with two children!
Will he be able to release Kyusen Senpai's self- destruct and make Moriman lick his shoes?
Tonight, the man Yamasaki's soul is at stake!
Don't let me escape! Don't let me escape! Don't let me escape!
Yamasaki returns to Korakuen as a beginner and swears revenge.
A history of defeat that spans ten years.
He can no longer afford to lose to the same opponent.
Yamasaki returns to Korakuen a few days later. What does he think now?
Korakuen is like Ushino's Rakuen, but written as Korakuen.
This time, I'm not going to Rakuen, but hell.
I have no reason or strategy.
I just don't feel like losing.
I'm really scared of myself at times like this.
Morima!
Yamasaki's eternal rival, Morima!
She has won all nine matches in a row.
She only thinks of this fight as a piece of cake.
Will she be able to defeat Yamasaki this time as well?
It's impossible for me to challenge you even if you put me through so much pain.
You idiot! Are you kidding me?
To be honest, you're disgusting.
For Yamasaki, who has a history of 20 years as an entertainer,
the fight of fate that spans half of that history began here in the first place.
In the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai Arahen",
Yamasaki will challenge Ketsu this time!
Ketsu's first match with Morima, which Yamasaki wanted with absolute confidence.
That fight turned out to be the result of Yamasaki's rebelliousness.
Wow, already!
Faster, Kensei!
Faster, Sensei!
Wow, kick!
Too bad! Too bad!
Stop! Stop!
Stand up! Stand up!
Who are you?!
Stand up!
For Yamasaki, who has spent his entertainment career only with his own hands,
this defeat is an unforgettable humiliation.
Certainly, I lost that match on TV.
But in my heart, it was completely worth it.
But I couldn't tell you about it.
But thanks to that, my fighting instinct caught fire.
So now, on the contrary, I'm grateful.
And then, they faced each other for the second time.
Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?
It's Hiromu! Hiromu!
It's me!
It's me! It's me!
Mr. Yamazaki! You got hit in the eye, didn't you?
Mr. Yamazaki is nostalgic. I can take a good picture of you!
I can really take a good picture of you!
Yamazaki's revenge was not fulfilled.
On the contrary, the difference in power was shown in various ways.
Looking back at this battle, what does Yamazaki think?
It was just an accident.
To be honest, I don't think I lost.
Yamazaki says that all past losses are accidents.
What's that?
Yamazaki is just strong.
A miracle accident will be revealed after this!
Let's take a look at this miracle accident!
Do you like it?
Mr. Yamazaki!
What are you going to do by wrapping a thick towel around a rope?
You should have brought a rope with you!
I'm listening! I'm listening!
Yes.
Moriman, I'm listening! Moriman, I'm listening! It's okay! It's okay!
Go, go! Go, go!
Keep going!
The beer bottle he shook so hard broke and fell out of the ring.
And...
Shirai Hawks will satisfy you.
- Shake it, sir! Shake it! - I did it!
Sir!
- I did it! - Shake it, sir! Shake it!
- I did it!
- It's fun!
- The neck is like...
- The neck is so much fun!
- I can't use my teeth at all.
- A-item! A-item! A-item!
- A-item! A-item!
- A-item!
- A-item! A-item! - A-item! - Open it!
- Let me speak! Let me talk!
- Let me speak! - Open it!
- Don't you want me to suffer a little?
- It was hot yesterday, yeah? It was hot. It was hot yesterday.
- Go into the forest! Go! Go get lost in the woods!
Go into the woods!
Everyone, go!
You can guard your head, right?
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
Kano-chan, go!
It's not like that!
You're gonna get thrown in there!
What is it? What is it?
Oh, honey!
What is it?
It's open!
Give me 30 seconds!
Yamaja!
The god of laughter has descended!
Yamasekiya, who was replaced just before the final match, has a serious announcement!
Matsumoto-san, you've been asking questions in the children's phone consultation room for a long time, and there's nothing you can't answer.
No, there isn't.
It's a very simple question.
Yes, it's simple.
What does a ghost eat?
It's usually cold food.
Eating hot food doesn't suit you, does it?
No, it doesn't.
It's usually ice cream.
What is ice cream?
Specifically, what is it?
Ice cream and pineapple.
Pineapple?!
There's no ice cream and pineapple!
There is ice cream and pineapple!
No, there isn't.
Have you ever eaten ice cream and pineapple?
It's easy to understand!
Then answer my question!
Have you ever eaten ice cream and pineapple?
It's easy to understand!
When you eat a hot dog...
It's easy to understand!
When you eat a hot dog with a chopstick in it.
It's confusing, so it's easier to understand!
When you eat it on ice...
It's easy to understand.
It's easy to understand!
Unless you like it, I don't like it.
What is it?
What do you eat?
It's usually cold food!
It's not only chilled rice, isn't it? There are other types of chilled rice too, right?
Well, it's mostly chilled rice.
No, it's not! Just tell me!
It's chilled... it's chilled rice.
Chilled rice.
Well, it's mostly...
What are you doing?
It's like you ate it proudly.
You idiot, you should have come out earlier.
What did you say?
You should have come out earlier!
What do you mean "yes, yes"?
You want to surprise me, don't you?
For example, today...
Alright.
As soon as I came back from work...
I've been waiting for you for a long time, but you haven't come back yet.
Wow, I'm hungry.
While thinking like that...
Wow, you're coming back already?
I've been waiting for you for a long time, but you haven't come back yet.
While thinking like that...
Wow, you're coming back already?
But you can't eat it even if it's hot, can you?
At times like that...
It's mostly chilled, isn't it?
The "mushi king" of the entertainment world, Matsumoto-san.
Matsumoto-san is...
I don't know what you're talking about.
You're not the "mushi king" of the entertainment world.
Matsumoto-san, last summer...
You caught a giant kua-kata...
That goes above a big kua-kata...
And became a "mushi king".
That giant kua-kata...
What shape does it have?
Where does it live?
How do you catch it?
Please tell me about it.
I'm asking you a lot of questions, aren't I?
Of course you do!
Ah, that's right.
For now...
For a while...
There was a bit of a boom and boom, but...
Yes, yes, yes.
Everyone was a little too alert, wasn't it?
Yes.
There are giant kua-kata, aren't there?
Of course there are, which is why I'm trying to talk about it.
I see.
I'm sorry about that.
As far as I know...
One hundred and fifty...
Three...
What's that?
I don't know.
It's something like this.
It's big.
Yes.
Where does it live?
Well, well, well...
On Awaji Island.
How do you catch them?
Just like that.
No, no, no...
No, I'm serious.
No, no, no...
Where are you on Awaji Island?
Where?!
You don't even have to say where on Awaji Island!
No, it's not like that!
You know, like in the middle of the mountains or somewhere close to gold.
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
That's what you did just now.
No, no, no...
Where are you?
When I saw you, you were...
Um...
In a tennis court.
And what were you doing?
What were you doing in a tennis court?
In a tennis court...
I was caught by a net.
That big one.
And it was like this.
And I had one leg.
You were playing, weren't you?
Yeah, I was like...
Hey!
And I was like, "Oh, that's dangerous."
And I said, "I'm going now."
And for a while, I stayed at home.
No, but you're an insect, aren't you?
Well, I am an insect, but there are 153 of them.
You weren't Japanese when you were walking, were you?
No, no, no...
I wasn't Japanese anymore.
Well, I was like this for a little while.
I was living for a little while.
You were living for a little while...
Well, you were buying.
But you were living for a little while...
Weren't you?
You were wearing my cardigan.
And...
When was that?
Was it a cold season?
Was it a little cold?
There are times when it's cold!
Even in summer.
No, when you were walking, you didn't take much when it was cold.
You were like this.
You were only holding one button.
I've tried going out once in "bizarre".
Go out! Instead of me!
You were waiting for me, though.
Well, that's true.
Yamasaki, who changed the solution immediately, fought with a disease in his waist.
A waist that is not limited to exploding at any time.
Assuming that he was defeated, he repeated the practice of receiving without burdening his waist over and over again.
Well, for the past few years, I've been thinking that my enemy wasn't Moriman, but this disease, and I've been trying to get rid of it.
I'm sorry, but from the beginning, I didn't have any desire for Moriman.
What's wrong?
I lost my kick.
But I'm 200% convinced of that disease, and from now on, I'd like to put Moriman in the match for the first time.
Everything is perfect. Something is different about Yamasaki this time.
Well, since this is the tenth time, I'm really going to cut it off and make it the final.
I'm thinking of making it the final in the true sense of the word.
And I'll let you know how scary it is for a fallen warrior who has protected him all his life.
During the interview, he suddenly made up his mind.
It's a real last fight.
Then I'll make that idiot's life my last match.
The audience won't agree with that.
This is the last time I'll ever see him on TV.
The battle between men and women who have made up their minds has finally begun!
On top of that, a large number of special guests have rushed in to put on a show!
What will happen to Yamasaki?!
"Yamasaki vs. Moriman" will be released next week!
Matsumoto-san, you're a talent, but you often appear in amateur-type shows.
Matsumoto-san, you've been a TV champion of TV Tokyo, and now you're a three-time champion.
What was that three-time championship about?
Well, there were a lot of things.
It was about making gyoza.
Tell me all three of them.
Sure.
Um...rock-paper-scissors!
I've never lost rock-paper-scissors.
And I can keep my eyes wide open.
No matter what happens...
I try not to blink.
I said it again, but...
I thought it would be easier for you to understand.
Oh, yes. I'm sorry.
How do you become a champion if you eat a lot of dumplings?
What?
What if you eat a lot of dumplings?
What do you think?
How many do you think I am?
How many kinds of dumplings...
How many siblings do you think I am?
How many kinds of dumplings...
Yes, yes, yes.
What kind of restaurant is this?
It's not like that.
Oh, I see.
I can eat a lot of dumplings.
Does that mean you eat a lot?
Well, yes. I eat a lot.
I can't stop eating dumplings.
I've never stopped eating dumplings.
Then how many dumplings did you eat?
I think I ate quite a lot.
No, you can't say "quite a lot."
It's easier for you to understand.
Tell me in numbers.
Well...
I'm sure I ate five servings.
Five servings is a lot of food.
Five servings of dumplings is a lot of food.
No, it's irresistible.
Four servings of dumplings is irresistible?
I don't think you can eat five servings of dumplings.
No, no, it's jumbo dumplings.
What's jumbo?
It's jumbo dumplings bigger than you think.
What kind of jumbo dumplings do you think it is?
Then what kind of jumbo dumplings do you think it is?
Tell me!
If it becomes a big one, would it be like this?
Yes, that's about it.
It doesn't stop, anyway.
Yes, yes.
It usually stops, doesn't it?
What do you mean it stops?
Then even jumbo dumplings...
How many servings is it usually?
No, it's about four servings.
Did you eat a lot of them?
I ate a lot of them.
Then how many did you eat?
How many did you eat of them?
I ate two of them.
Then it's eight servings!
It's realistic, isn't it?
So you became a champion because you ate eight servings?
Yes, I became a champion.
You became a champion because you ate eight servings of dumplings?
Because the others stopped.
What do you mean "stopped"?
I don't stop.
Usually, there are people who say "I don't stop".
But I don't stop a little.
I really don't stop.
What else was there?
I keep opening my eyes.
I can't open my eyes.
For example, like this, right?
See?
It's bad.
I know you're going to do it. Do it! Do it!
See? I told you to do it!
I told you to do it!
It's a mini prank. A mini prank.
With that, you can go to the preliminary round.
Try it.
Go ahead and do it.
What? Go ahead and do it.
What? What?
I'm going to tickle you.
No, no, I'm going to do it no matter what.
So you don't have to look at me, do you?
Look in front of you, so everyone can see you.
That's not what I meant!
That's not the rule!
No matter what happens...
No, no, no, no, no.
In terms of bio-ethics...
That's where I want to go with a soft approach.
You can lift me up at all.
What?!
No, no, no.
It's windy.
It's been windy since before we started.
It's windy, isn't it?
You're going to use violence, so I don't like it.
No, I won't! I'll do it like this!
You're going to use violence, so I don't like it.
I'll do it like this!
Hong Kong also said it a lot.
You're going to use violence, so I don't like it.
Matsumoto-san asked Matsumoto-san how he eats udon 12 times a week.
Ah, I eat it 13 times a week.
How do you eat curry udon without skipping the soup?
Well, it's a story that becomes a seed, isn't it?
That's right. If you know it.
You really skip it a lot, don't you?
Yes, yes.
In the end, it's about distance.
It's like a martial art.
For example, even if you're afraid of getting hit, if you keep your distance, you'll get hit even more.
When you're afraid of getting hit, you'll get closer.
I see.
Because you're afraid of getting hit.
Right?
Curry udon is about keeping your distance.
That's why you skip it.
That's why you suddenly...
It's a method you don't skip.
Let's say "delicious"!
It's a method you don't skip.
I'm already losing my mind.
Ouch, ouch, ouch! Why is it my neck?
Why is it my neck when I'm talking about curry udon?
It's a method you don't skip.
It's a method you don't skip, right?
It's the same whether you skip it or not.
But you're eating curry here, aren't you?
But you're not skipping it, aren't you?
No, it's hot in here!
People who have a sore neck
come here many times.
After they go home,
they cool it down with their skin.
If you go to a shop, you'll get sweaty.