AISubs v3.5
Before recording, in a low-temperature dressing room, that man comes in.
Good morning.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
What's up?
Well...
You bought me a format for one of your shows the other day.
Oh, thank you.
- This one? - Yes.
- It's pretty popular abroad, too. - Huh?
But I heard you don't know much about it.
- No, not really. - Really?
- The TV stations in Africa have a lot of them.
- There are about 12 of them. - Oh...
- But 12 isn't that many. - Yeah, 12 isn't that many.
In July of last year...
Itao challenged the quiz program that he came up with.
But it was hard for normal people to understand.
And this time...
What did Itao come here for?
- It's like an illegal embezzlement. - That's right.
- It's illegal in Japan, too. - Yeah, it's illegal in Japan.
I don't think it's illegal in Japan.
- It's illegal in Japan. - I'm sorry, but it's before the show.
- Yeah, I know. - Yeah.
So I came up with a new format again today.
- If you like it, I'd like you to buy it. - Then I'll leave it for someone else.
- Yeah, well... - You can look it up later.
Well, it's a song, but...
If you actually play it and look it up, you'll probably get a sense of it.
I was wondering about other songs, too.
Anyway, I grew up watching Japanese TV.
I grew up watching Japanese TV.
So I thought I'd figure it out somehow.
- You don't have to say anything. - Let's just do it.
- Wait, are you serious? - Yeah, I told you.
We don't have much time.
- I'll wait for you downstairs. - Yes.
- Thank you. - I won't say anything.
- I won't say anything.
I won't say anything.
- I won't say anything. - I won't say anything.
IT'S THE COLOSSEUM
It's now clear what Itao has planned for this show.
DEAD OR ALIVE
IT'S THE COLOSSEUM
Tonight, five heroes will gather at the sacred arena...
They will use their intelligence, strength and courage...
...to obtain the title of "true heroes".
Come out, heroes!
True Heroes
Heroes, are you ready?
Many difficulties await you from now on.
However, when you clear them and obtain this "heaven", "saint heaven"...
you will obtain the title of "true heroes", "it's g" pendant and one million yen in prize money.
Do your best!
What's wrong with you?
You always say that, but just listen to me.
Now, let's move on to the first stage.
"Heaven's Road"!
Heaven's Road
Now, this "heaven's road" has been prepared for you.
It's a very narrow and unstable road.
In less than one minute, cross it and obtain the "it's g" stone in the treasure chest.
On the way, a ferocious gladiator will steal your way.
However, if you succeed, you will obtain 200 "heaven".
Now, brave gladiator...
Hamada!
Make some noise!
You have one minute.
No matter how many times you fail, you can start over.
"Heaven's Road", "it's g", start!
I feel like I'm going to get 200 "heaven".
Wow, scary!
Scary, scary!
You can't do it like this!
Wait, wait, wait!
Now, time is running out.
Be brave!
How do you do this?
Now, time is running out!
You can't do it like this!
Wow, you're fast!
You can't do it like this!
Go, go, go!
You got it, you got it, you got it!
Now, Endo-san...
Thanks to "hunting treasure", "heaven's" cleared!
You obtained 200 "heaven". Congratulations!
What is this?
Isn't it cooler to steal it?
Yeah.
Now, Endo-san, you obtained 200 "heaven".
You're really dropping it!
It's falling!
"heaven" is really falling!
200 is just a random amount.
It's everyone's.
It's everyone's "heaven".
It's everyone's?
Yes, it's everyone's "heaven", so aim for 1000 "heaven" and do your best!
200 is a lot of emotions!
There's no more "heaven", is there?
It's locked, but you can open it.
Now, let's move on to the next stage!
Women's Balloon
Now, as you can see, the woman gladiator is full and drowning.
If you manage to break these three balloons without waking up the woman gladiator, you will get "New York Heaven".
Now, who will be the hero to challenge?
I don't want to do it. I really don't want to do it.
Hero, Yamazaki Ideo!
I'm really sleepy. I'm full. I ate a lot of ramen.
I ate three times.
Now, "Heaven's Balloon", it's the start!
While you're sleeping...
Don't wake up...
Oh, are you okay?
No!
Oh!
The woman has woken up!
Oh, she fell asleep again!
It looks like you're pretty tired.
It looks like you're pretty tired. Are you okay?
If you say you didn't wake up until now...
You can do it. You can do it.
Now, carefully...
Oh!
The second one is open!
Did you wake up?
Oh!
She fell asleep again!
Is this the first one?
It's the first one, right?
Are you okay?
Now, there's only one "Balloon" left!
If you don't wake up after this, you'll clear it!
Oh, you can do it! You can do it!
Uh oh...
Are you up already?!
Oh no! The Yomei Gladiator is now awake!
It's a Heavens Over for you!
What?!
What are you doing?!
Then, unfortunately, with the third balloon, Yamazaki- san wakes up.
Heaven's over!
Wake up?
Oops!
It looks like Yomei's battery has run out.
Now, everyone, will you charge your batteries?
Or won't you?
Is it up to us?
Can we decide?
What?
But we're enemies, so we shouldn't, right?
That's right.
If you do that, you won't be able to obtain St. Heaven either.
Ah, I see.
Will you charge your batteries?
No...
No, I will!
Is it up to you?
Yes!
I understand.
While Yomei charges her batteries, please have a chat.
Charge, start!
Tomatoes?
Yes, tomatoes.
I see.
Is that the charge amount?
It's about time.
The charge has started.
What's up with you?!
It's almost full.
Why did you come out?
It's not full at all.
It's not full yet.
Now, the charge is complete.
Now, for the charge amount...
...you will receive 20 Heavens.
Can we have it?
The charge amount has nothing to do with us.
It's a commercial charge. Why do we have to pay for it?
Isn't it too much?
Hey!
It's more than 20!
Hey!
What's up with you?!
It's too much.
Hey!
Now, the charge is complete.
Now, for the next stage...
...the third stage is...
...Heavens Panties!
Now, for this stage...
...the Panties will be worn by Yomei Gladiator and the heroes...
...and they will pull the Panties themselves...
...and if the Panties come off at the same time as Yomei Gladiator...
...they will receive 200 Heavens.
Here are the Panties they will receive.
Now, with these Panties and the charge amount...
...they will receive 50 Heavens.
Can you pull it off?
What?!
Can you pull that off, too?!
Make sure you pay for it, 50!
Hey!
You don't look nervous at all.
What?! Shut up! It's only one time!
What are you looking at?
Shall we take too many?
Take too many?!
There's no way we can pull off Heavens!
Look at me!
What are you doing?! There's no Heavens!
You're too much!
I told you 50!
And with that, Heavens will be over.
Pico! Pico! Pico!
Whoa!
Now it's Yomei's choice!
If this happens, it will be Yomei's choice!
The challenger will be Yomei Gladiator's mission!
No, no, no...
And now...
Yomei!
Go to selection!
I didn't do it! I didn't do it!
I didn't do it!
And now, who will be chosen?
It's Yomei's selection!
Me!
That's right!
The two of them have decided!
Shut up!
That's true, I'm sure...
I'm sure it's not me!
It's over.
What is it? When Yomei and I remove our pants...
Both of you will wear pants and if you can remove them at the same time as Yomei, you will win a Heaven.
I don't know what you mean by "same timing"
Ah, that's what you mean
Didn't you just start with this?
Of course I did
Now, please set up your pants
Setting up your pants!
What is this?
Scary!
Amao-san is not losing
Ah, it's torn
What is this?
This is not good!
Let me take a picture!
Let me take a picture of this!
Even if it's Yoshimoto, this is not good!
This is not good!
Now, let's go!
Set up your pants!
Start mixing!
Look at Yomei!
Yomei!
Hey!
Now, if you set up your pants at the same time as Yomei...
This is not good!
Yomei is losing!
I don't know when I'm going to do it!
Even if it's Yomei...
No pants and matching, Heaven's over!
What is this?
What a shame!
No Heaven!
Thank you!
The last Gladiator who lost to Yomei...
Has come to the stadium to get revenge on Yamazaki!
What?
Yamazaki, it's dangerous!
Yamazaki...
If you wear this "it's G" sheet...
You won't be able to see Gladiator!
Please wear it!
It's dangerous!
It's getting closer!
Hurry up!
If you wear it, Gladiator won't be able to see you!
Yamazaki!
What?
Yamazaki!
You can't see it now!
Yamazaki!
He's sniffing it!
You can't see it, but you can smell it!
Yamazaki!
You can't smell it?
Yamazaki!
He didn't know.
Amazing.
Yamazaki didn't notice and left.
Yamazaki, I'm glad you risked your life.
Now we'll have "it's g-man"'s rental fee of 10,000 yen.
What is this? Why is it so expensive?
Hey, tell me how much it is.
Tell me how much it is.
Well...
This much?
It's a lot, isn't it?
That's all you've got.
Now that the rental fee is over, let's move on to the next stage.
It's the final stage.
Yome-san has crossed the line!
Now, at this stage, Yome-gradiator will dance to the music.
While the music is playing, please dance to it.
In order for Yome-gradiator not to notice you, if you take the "it's-g-stone" next to you, you will clear the stage.
Right now, you all look like "zick-heaven", don't you?
However, I am not a demon either!
If you challenge "zick-heaven" as "all-bet", and succeed in it, you will become "saint-heaven" and be recognized as true heroes.
If you hold "heaven" as "all-bet", will you "heaven-oh-ahell" it?
I don't know what you're talking about!
Please show us what you want to do!
I'll "bet" it!
Will you "heaven-oh-ahell" it?
Yes!
We will "heaven-oh-ahell" it!
Everyone, it's the "it's-g-start" that Yome-san has crossed the line!
Everyone, please dance!
While dancing, please dance!
Please refer to Yome's dance!
Refer to Yome's dance! That's right!
They saw it!
Everyone saw it!
Oops!
Tanaka-san, go to hell!
What?
He's out?
He's out of the game.
It's a shame.
It's hard to understand!
I don't understand it at all!
But I think Tanaka didn't move at all.
That's right!
Let's wait for the second song!
Yes, we have to dance the same.
Second song, start!
But we have to take it.
We can't go that far, can we?
It's-g-start
Yes, please dance together as much as you can!
Now, when you turn around and move, it means "go to hell"!
Now, the song has stopped!
Oops! The paint has stopped!
There's no such thing!
It's-g-start
Oops! There's a whistle here.
What is it?
Oops! It seems like Yamazaki-san got a red card.
Why?
It seems like your aggressiveness wasn't enough.
You're dismissed.
Yes, you're dismissed.
Your enthusiasm wasn't enough.
You're dismissed.
I was dancing, but I can't remember.
And when did the stone fly away?
It can't go forward.
When did the stone fly away?
It can't go forward.
But I can't read it.
You're just moving sideways.
Yamazaki-san is dismissed.
Yamazaki-san can't play the next game.
He got a red card.
Now, the next song, start!
Red Card
It's getting closer.
Nice! It's getting closer!
You can do it!
"This"!
That's "go to hell"
Why didn't you move?
I didn't move!
Which one of you moved? I don't know!
I'm out!
Maybe it would have been better if you had moved now.
That's right!
If you had moved now...
I moved!
You moved! What are you doing?!
You're cheating!
Let's go.
Next song, start!
[The song is called "Chandelier"]
It's not a chandelier, it's a body.
Kamara-san, go to hell!
That was so close!
Brave Matsumoto-san is alone and happy.
It's hard to be left behind!
No, no, no! I'll do my best and do my best!
Let's get it! Let's get it!
Let's go! Let's go!
Next song, start!
[♫Electro-pop♫]
That's good! That's good!
If you look at it from here...
This is stupid, right?
This is a bad game!
That's good! That's good!
That's good!
It's really cold!
[♫Electro-pop♫]
That's right!
What's with you?!
Give up already!
What's with you?!
The song has stopped.
Yes.
Everyone has become "go to hell".
With this, it's "the end of its g".
How is it?
It's decided on its own.
Eh, what do you mean?
The winner of "heaven" is...
"zero heaven".
Unfortunately, it didn't make it to "sen heaven".
And so, the winner is...
Yome Gladiator!
Congratulations!
And so, Yone graduated with a prize of one million yen and an "it's g" pendant.
Congratulations!
Even though you kissed me!
And so, Yone and Itao's "Network Live it's g Coliseum" will see you next week!
No, no, no!
There's no more, right?
It's messed up.
Thank you very much!
What did you think of this game, Itao?
It's a game where you can get numbers faster than you think.
We didn't know until the end.
But it was really exciting.
I don't think we can win.
If you watch it often and think of various strategies, I think you'll win.
Yone, is that so?
Of course it is.
You don't know how to watch it, do you?
I didn't have that idea.
That's the most important thing.
"Yone and Itao's Network Live it's G Coliseum" will finally be held!
The man who was stabbed in the mouth of a cliff will challenge his eternal rival, Moriman!
Don't miss the shocking battle!
Take the company and bring it to the other side.