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Family Kitchiime, Ficadery Umeda's emergency arrival! Tonight, you will see a miracle of Senrigan!
Good evening, I am the moderator, Kajibara Shigeru.
And once again, we have gathered here with everyone who will be witnessing a miracle.
Everyone in Downtown's Gaki no Tsukaiya Arahen.
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for coming.
Well, Ficadery Umeda-san, you have been a fortune- teller, a magician, and a champion of many things.
And we have witnessed many of those miracles.
However, it has now become clear that you were actually a very skilled manbiki player.
Manbiki is more than that.
Even a boss who is busy and never gets caught easily gets caught.
- Is it that bad? - It's that bad.
- I don't know what's going on. - That's right.
- I don't think his hometown is Canada. - That's right.
- Well, he has been called in from Canada for an emergency arrival. - I didn't know that.
Well then, let's call him in.
No blinking during tracking, no eye fatigue at all,
a skilled and skilled manbiki player, Ficadery Umeda-san!
FICADERY UMEDA-SAN
HACHIDEN REI
The terrifying eyesight that shook the world is Hachiden Rei!
You can see with white eyes! You can still see with black eyes!
Tonight, Cadery Umeda's technique will explode!
Please, go ahead.
If you're blindfolded, you'll lose this eye.
It's a famous line.
I'd like you to look at this graph to see what kind of situation it is to be blindfolded in Japan.
It exceeds 100,000 cases a week.
By the way, this time, by Cadery's arrival,
experts have predicted how much blindfolding will decrease.
It will be like this.
Wow!
What!
It will decrease.
It is predicted that almost 10,000 acts will disappear from Japan.
Does it mean that blindfolding will decrease that much?
It means that it will have an impact.
I'm not a politician.
Huh?
I'm not a politician.
Ah!
By the way, we were able to film some of Cadery Umeda's work for the first time in a while.
It looks like it.
Let's watch the shocking video at once!
After that, a massive nuclear attack on the Nirvaji surface.
Crime lurking in the blind spot...
Manbiki.
Don't do it.
I did it.
I did it now.
I did it for sure.
Is it a disease that modern society has?
A bad taste that wants to sprout.
But the price is too high.
I've seen something like this before.
I'll do it somehow.
They're using a monochrome video.
A monochrome video.
Closing in on the crime that keeps happening over and over again.
Don't do it.
Closing in on the darkness that threatens the neon light.
I don't think it's around here.
It's a supermarket in a bedtown near Tokyo.
The damage caused by this store is 1.5 million yen annually.
Receiving such a store's S.O.S., this man appeared.
Manbiki.
His name is "Meta".
He's said to be "a manbiki who doesn't get caught if he's caught".
Sugonde G.
Immediately expecting customers, Sugonde entered the store from the back of the supermarket.
Manbiki G. gets confused with everyday life.
Sugonde, who checked the store, quickly found a hole in this store.
What is this store? It's full of skippers.
Shall we bite into it right away?
There is always a blind spot in the supermarket.
That is the so-called "work place" for Manbiki- han.
Piccadilly breaks down those "work places" one by one.
That is the "dream" that Manbiki-han calls "that arm, that arm".
Oh, that's great.
Little by little, Piccadilly's sense of smell bites into one woman's heart.
I found you! Isn't he dangerous?
But he seems to be anywhere.
However, in the basket, there is a handbag opening its mouth wide.
I see.
I'll do it like this.
I'll definitely do it.
My chin is itching.
What happened right after Piccadilly made himself peek out.
I found you! I found you!
Piccadilly's night comes to an end.
I found you!
Certainly, there are no more products in the woman's handbag.
There are no more products in the handbag, and the woman goes out of the store.
Manbiki is successful.
I'll do it like this.
Piccadilly chases the woman.
I found you!
You're fast!
Aren't you a little crazy in the bath?
Why?
What?
If you don't tell me the truth, I won't tell you anything.
The game was visible.
In spite of Piccadilly's words, the woman obediently obeys.
Are you running away?
She is determined to be beautiful.
Please line up what you didn't go through.
The moment you can't do it.
The stolen product comes out of your bag.
That was the reality.
As far as I know, the woman was 48 years old.
She was the mother of two children.
Do you know your husband's name?
I'm sorry. I don't know.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I don't know.
A mother who doesn't want her family to know about her own sins
was bitten by Picadilly.
I'm not talking nonsense.
Didn't you get bitten by Picadilly?
What would you think if your child knew this?
If you see me again, you won't come in again.
Go home.
Yes, sir!
A mother fell for Picadilly's words.
"I won't do it again," she wrote in her contract.
The woman went home.
Sometimes, Picadilly changes its appearance and gets confused.
The man who patrols the store looks like an old man.
I don't know about this.
I didn't know.
Suddenly...
They're strange.
Two girls stand in front of a woman's gaze.
A bag is opening its mouth.
Be careful.
At the next moment...
Get in, get in, get in!
The product the girl was holding in her right hand disappeared into the bag.
Picadilly immediately asks the girls...
Hey, hey, hey, girls?
I'm worried about you, but...
There's something you don't know, right?
Even if I deceive you with my teeth...
I won't deceive you with my eyes.
For some reason, the girls know they can't escape and don't run away.
Sorry!
Even if they get caught, the girls still act like they don't care and say they're 13 years old.
Were they going to disguise themselves with stolen cosmetics?
Why are you doing this?
That's not the problem!
Do you have any intention of doing it?
I don't regret it at all!
You're a monster!
What's strange about it?!
You're scary!
Is "manbiki" a game for girls to enjoy thrill?
Even "picadilly" doesn't allow this kind of behavior.
Girls!
Here we go!
I say 'manbiki' is 'money'...
But everyone says 'manbiki' is 'money'.
Can I take you home safely?
It's not good at all!
Picadilly got the phone.
Hello?
It's Super XXXX.
We were caught red-handed.
Didn't you come here?
It's like Picadilly is apologizing.
It's a bad ending.
It was a moment when Picadilly got stuck in modern society.
It's too much.
It's that moment when Picadilly went back to the store.
I'm scared!
Isn't that big?
What Picadilly marked was a foreigner who was 2 meters tall.
His hand was holding a product.
Soon, Picadilly followed a foreigner...
...and got into the perfect position.
It's always exciting.
Stop it!
That's what we interviewed thought.
But their wish didn't reach us.
I did it!
The product disappeared into a foreigner's hat.
It was a crime that took advantage of his big body.
Are you okay?
Yo, yo, yo, yo!
My name is Picadilly!
Picadilly answered in Canadian English.
My name is Picadilly!
Ei, ei, ei
Ooooh
Picadilly's outstanding self-confidence.
You can do it, you can do it
Help me, please, help me
Men who have caused a commotion are shouting at foreigners.
Help me, police, police
Help me, please, help me
It is always dangerous to work together.
Picadilly's decision to call men was a decisive blow.
However, the biggest trial awaits Picadilly after this.
Well, everyone, how did you like it?
I would like to know why this Picadilly-san became a troublemaker.
Actually, Picadilly-san, you yourself were a troublemaker.
Huh?
So you know very well how low you would fall if you were a troublemaker.
I'm a troublemaker.
Troublemaker? Troublemaker?
Troublemaker?
Ah, troublemaker.
I'm a troublemaker.
What? You're a troublemaker?
Troublemaker?
Are you saying you're a troublemaker?
Are you?
Shut up, you!
You got me.
You said it too much.
I'm really into him, but he's got a bad attitude.
I'm sorry, but...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Can you stand up?
I'm sorry, sir.
No, you can stand up. You're angry, so you'll be in trouble.
Can you stand up?
I'm sorry, sir.
Um... I'm a little torn about the scene where you called a man.
Well, you're just there, you know... If you're not there, what do you do?
It's the truth until you call it a man's love.
What is it, writer? A man's love, a man's love...
He's calling for a man's love.
It's the truth until you call it a man's love.
It's a man's love.
Hikaderi's own legend.
Revealing the truth!
Yamazaki Hosei-san, as the 2-meter-tall man you mentioned earlier,
could you hold onto Hikaderi-san's chest as a security guard?
I see.
Yes, please.
It's a man's love!
It's okay now.
I saw it in a movie.
It's a man's love!
Hikaderi-san, you're caught.
We've just witnessed a miracle, haven't we?
Even in the entertainment world,
a man's love that can compete with even one person's love,
even Yamazaki Hosei-san, who is said to be a great man's love,
fought back with all his might.
The second day of the infiltration distribution.
On this day, Hikaderi-san was entrusted with the task of securing the man's love that the store has been chasing for many years.
If it's only this time, can I take off my ribbon?
All right, let's go!
The crew was surprised by Hikaderi's disguise.
What's this?
It stands out.
However, that was their aim.
They made you think that a guy dressed like this couldn't be a bandit.
It was an exquisite strategy based on the other party's psychology.
It's messed up!
On the contrary, it's messed up!
And finally, that moment came.
There she is! That woman!
It's her!
There's no mistake!
We interviewed her as well.
She was surprisingly beautiful.
She had the same handbag.
She's definitely the same person.
Kikaderi kept away from her so she wouldn't notice.
That's what happened.
She's in the bag!
She said it in front of Kikaderi.
You said it!
Don't do erotic things to me!
Will she leave the store without producing anything?
Hurry up and leave.
Okay, she left!
Kikaderi was shocked.
Brother?
There's something I haven't told you yet.
I didn't make it just for you.
I made it for you, too.
I see.
Let's go.
It was an embarrassing situation.
She kept doing erotic things.
She's only three months pregnant.
My marital life isn't going well at all.
I'm stressed out.
She's right.
I'm sorry.
Miki.
Are you stressed out?
Don't do erotic things.
Should I give you an ID card?
Should I give you a call at my place?
At this point, her husband comes running.
I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry!
The way she kept her head down because of her wife's mistake proved their relationship.
I'm sorry!
Old man...
If you don't brush her every day like you do when she's at home, she'll stink.
Do you understand?
Yes, I understand.
You're the worst, old man.
I'll brush you well.
Thank you!
Piccadilly solved not only their problem, but also their problem of the night.
What amazing skills they have!
That was an amazing counterattack!
How did you like watching it, Mr. Motsumoto?
Well, there was a little bit of sexual harassment in it, but...
I thought it was calculated so much that the couple's bond is like that because Piccadilly-san is playing a bad role and I'm playing a bad role.
If you let me dry your underwear, I'll wet it for you.
What?
That's rude!
I think it's a yellow hand.
How can you say that?
Rindo.
Yes?
Are you not going to let me drink, too?
Not in a place like this.
That's right.
It's a little sudden.
It's because you're erotic.
What?
Chigaki, you're erotic, too.
Are you angry?
That's Piccadilly-san!
Just say it!
Rindo, I'm sorry.
It's no use.
Chigaki!
I love you!
Chigaki, you're erotic, too.
That's rude!
Actually...
That's rude!
Actually...
This time, a guest has come to Piccadilly-san.
A guest?
It's this person! Please come in!
Actually, this is A-san, whom Piccadilly-san has caught for the first time since she became a manbikiri demon!
She seems to be in good shape now!
So this is where you came from!
So we're going for a drink, right?
No, but in your situation...
But in Canada...
Shall we go?
Shut up!
Wow...
How cruel...
Suho-de-ireba-mambikiri-me-piccadilly-ume-da- kinkyu- rai-nishi! See you again!
Goodbye!
You forced me to do it!
How many more times do you want me to do it?
Ladies and gentlemen...
Can I get angry with you for a moment?
Go ahead.
It's something I always do, but...
Sometimes you put in the seeds of a rice ball's umeboshi, don't you?
You don't get it, do you?
What's the point of it?
You can't do it!
Shut up!
You can't do it!
Shut up!
No, no, no!
You know...
Is there anyone who gets angry because there's no seeds in it?
I ate this umeboshi rice ball and there's no seeds in it!
Is there anyone who gets angry because there's no seeds in it?
There's no one!
Shut up!
I sometimes go to the garden and there's a garden in front of me!
You can't do it!
You're really angry.
No, no, no!
Why can't everyone get angry like me?
You can't do it!
Why?
I'm not angry at all!
Are there no seeds in the convenience store?
Where did you buy the seeds?
Well, you know...
There are a lot of rice balls like that in udon restaurants.
There are a lot of seeds like that in udon restaurants.
In front of you?
In front of you.
If you order udon, rice balls, salmon and plums...
There's usually seeds in it.
You can't do it!
You're not supposed to say that!
You can't do it!