AISubs v3.5
Reiho, Fuji watches over Kawamuchiko, the sacred place of fishermen.
In this place, over eleven times in the past, the strong men of the entertainment world have challenged the hot battle of "bass fishing".
And again this time, actors, musicians, fighters, and superstars who have gathered from various fields will make a difference and go up to the stage of battle!
The 12th Gaki-no-Tsu-tai-A-ren-de-chiki-chiki Entertainers' Tree Championship!
- We're here! - We're here!
- It's splendidly sunny, isn't it? - It's sunny, isn't it?
- I think it's also thanks to our talent power. - Oh, it's us?
- It's our talent power, isn't it? - Then, let's introduce ourselves right away!
First of all, from this person! "If he passes by, you know what will happen?"
Hamada Matatoshi of the Orai Association of Human Rights-free Lips!
- Human rights-free lips! - Thank you!
- Now... - Oh, me, last time... - Yes!
- I think I was probably zero. - Last time you were fourth place. - Oh, really?
- You were 39.5cm. - Oh, you're hopeless!
- You know... - You know, there's a part where you should've been there!
- Now, Samurai is zero. - Yeah, he was very clumsy. - Yeah, he's honest.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Now, let's continue! - Yes!
- The cringy, funny, and colorful, Oldman Gag Assistant, Itoin Shigesato! - Thank you!
- Thank you!
- You were first place today, too. - I'm a little young.
- Yes, you're a little young. - A little young.
- How do you feel today? - Yeah, what about your condition?
- I'm terrible. Let me cloud you with my talent power. - Do it, you commoners!
- Okay, thank you!
- Anyway, I hate work!
I, Okuda Tamio-san, am in charge of dealing with work that happens in Japan!
Okuda Tamio-san!
Good morning!
Are you dealing with work today, too?
I hardly do any work.
That's nice. And you're not talking today, either!
You're nice today, too!
Thank you for having me!
Tamio-san!
The love wagon has been overturned midway!
There's never been a love wagon overturned!
It's Haruhiko Kato-san!
Good morning!
Thank you for having me!
You've been out of business for eight years in a row.
That's right.
The love wagon has been overturned midway, too.
Don't overturn the kids' fishing, either.
I understand.
There's no place for crying and being moved anymore.
No, I don't care about animals anymore.
Animals?
Yes.
Of course.
Of course!
You don't usually say things like that.
Why do you say things like that?
Is it okay like that?
Thank you for having me!
Let's go!
This year, I feel like I'm wearing nothing at all!
Wow!
The comedy club's "Ponkotsu Peter Pan"!
Hosei Yamada!
Good job!
I finally got this!
Congratulations!
Well, this year, I feel like I'm wearing nothing at all!
Oh yes, you're wearing nothing at all!
Oh really!?
Yes, you are!
The distance is different!
I've seen all of you on this program and on the internet and on the radio last year!
It's the exact same as last year, isn't it!?
This year, you're wearing nothing at all!
But! But!
Previous years and the year before last, you were wearing nothing!
You're always wearing nothing!
But, you're very lucky!
I've saved it up already!
I've saved up that much luck!
I'll do my best!
Yes, please do!
Please do!
He's surprisingly bold!
Yes.
The actor who'll be acting as Munage in "Nihon"...
Takanobu Asano!
Hello!
Takanobu-san!
Please do!
Today, to be honest, I really thought you were a local.
You got it wrong again!
You got it wrong!
You thought I was a local.
I thought you were a people in Kaga district.
No, no, no.
- Your chest hair is... - My chest hair is dark.
Can you check it out?
Wow, it looks like a dark Milky Way.
- Good luck! - Thank you!
It's time for you to go on stage.
Let's go!
Are you okay?!
It's Sudo Genki-san!
Is this your first time?
Yes, it's my first time.
Have you been fishing before?
I've been doing sea bass a lot.
It seems like you've been caught a lot at sea.
Yes, it's my first time at a lake, but I think it'll be okay.
I think these members are pretty strong.
No, no, no.
Please say something.
It's my first time competing and I want to win.
If you all compete against each other, can you win?
Don't think about it.
I think I'll lose.
Please do your best!
The last one is this person.
He's one of the smartest men in the entertainment world.
He's the defending champion, Matsumoto Hitotsu- san!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
An adult from all over the country has come.
It's been a while.
Come to think of it, you've won four times!
That's right!
You've never won four times!
That's right!
You've never won four times!
That's right!
It's over! It's over!
A message of support from that person who couldn't come this year.
Hello, I'm Shudo Nakamura.
I'm sorry that I couldn't participate this time without my acting practice.
I really wanted to participate.
Everyone, please do your best!
Tamiyo-san, please win!
Well, I'm sorry about next time, but I think I'll win.
Eat and wait for me!
I would like to cover this fishing competition again this time.
I see. Do you send it all over the world?
You've seen it, haven't you?
Oh, here it is!
Here it is!
Oh, here it is!
It just landed in Narita and it's already in second place!
Your face is stretching a lot!
It's stretching, isn't it?
I saw you in Shibuya last time!
Did you?
I saw you in Narita a year ago!
No way!
Did you?
Yes, I did.
I'll do my best today!
Wow!
Excuse me!
Hey, come on!
Haru-chan!
You know what?
This is the most nerve-racking moment for me.
Wait a minute!
What?
What's wrong with you?
I'm in trouble.
You're not supposed to spin like that!
How many minutes has it been?
I only asked you three questions!
Hurry up!
How many minutes is that tape?
Don't worry about it!
It's okay in the morning.
That's rude!
What are you talking about?
That's rude!
You're asking me to change the tape?
That's rude!
Why?
You're mad!
You're kidding me!
What are you doing?
You're mad!
I'm not mad!
You're mad!
What?
But...
This year...
It's been...
7 hours...
of...
really...
hard work!
That was so funny!
That's so funny!
Thank you.
Tom Cruise used to say...
Sorry, everyone!
Before we start...
When I opened the tape...
I saw the prank bag.
Don't say that!
Don't say it!
Take it back!
I'm so mad!
Okay!
Disbandment declaration!
Yes!
Listen up, you guys!
About her again today...
I bought her with dirty money all the way here.
She's too high-class!
These guys are useless!
D-class comedians...
D-class actors...
D-class musicians!
D-class fighters!
Wow, wow, wow...
C-class comedians!
You're still C-class.
You're still C-class as an old man!
Wow, wow, wow...
Your Majesty!
I have some words of gratitude for you!
I hope you'll repeat them!
Please do!
We are...
Botakuri talents!
We've come this far just for the atmosphere!
Pride Zero's...
Yes!
Pride Zero's...
Human voices!
If it's for work...
We'll lick Producer's butt!
Chiaki!
I love you!
Chiaki!
I love you!
Only you!
Chiaki, I love you!
Where are you going?!
Let us fish like this!
Amen!
In any case, we'll do our best to win!
Thank you very much!
Now...
Now that we've started...
Yes!
We have some important announcements...
Yes!
We have some important announcements...
What is it?!
We have some important announcements...
It's about Yama-chan...
Yes!
As I've said before...
Starting with President Kubo...
We'll be filming Yama-chan...
As you know, we hate Yama-chan...
Anyway, Yama-chan's style of falling is amazing!
It's not like that!
From now on...
Yama-chan will not board the ship!
What?!
Where is it?!
The two little kids will board!
What?!
No, no!
Is it okay?!
No, no!
Is it okay?!
Then...
The ship...
Yes!
First, the ship "A"...
Matsuno-san, Asano-san and Sudo-san.
I see!
Yes, please board the same ship.
"B" is Matsuno-san, Ito-san and Tamiyo-san, please.
Yes!
"C" is us and Haru-chan.
Oh!
Oh! I see!
Somehow it fits perfectly!
Yes!
Actually, I will board with Matsuno-san.
The four of us.
Together.
What should we do?
You are too scared of the whole thing!
Don't make me do it!
The ship has arrived!
No! No! No!
Matsuno-san has been caught!
It's annoying!
I don't have anything to do, but you...
Three, two, one!
Start!
I haven't done my best, so don't worry about me!
I'm going!
Do your best!
Yes!
Yes! I'm going!
Do your best!
Yes!
I'm doing my best!
I'm sorry for making you worry!
Celebrity fishing competition.
The rules are simple.
The one who catches the biggest black bass wins.
This is the 12th competition.
The competition starts quietly.
There is still silence on the boats Hamada, Sudo and Asano are on.
It's so peaceful.
No one is talking until I catch one.
At that time, the TV is out of focus on Okuda, Itoi and Matsumoto's boats.
They forget about the camera and start fishing.
At the same time, the first experience of fishing for black bass is...
Is it okay for me to get off right below you?
Yes.
Tanaka doesn't know how to fish at all.
He asks a professional who has been in the same competition.
You do it yourself.
No, no.
You are kind.
You have taught me everything.
Can Tanaka catch black bass in this condition?
30 minutes from the start, Matsumoto's boat starts moving again.
It's quiet again today.
Today...
Is it okay?
Finally, Tanaka starts fishing by himself, but...
Isn't it too close?
What's the point?
You do it over there.
Your relationship is...
No, no, no!
That's weird! Stop it!
It's not possible!
You're good friends!
That's weird!
You should stop it!
You should wear a red jacket!
Go back to your field of vision!
Look at me!
I have a bad feeling about this.
Haru-chan, shut up! It's none of your business!
You shut up, too!
Sorry!
Haru-chan, you shut up, too!
Sorry!
I don't like people like you!
It's scary!
It's your first time, isn't it?
I'm scared of you!
If you do that, you should go back to your field of vision!
I know...
You don't have to hold back!
You're the one who should hold back!
I want to go back to my field of vision!
You don't have to hold back!
I want to go back to my field of vision!
An hour later...
Did Matsumoto-seni change his mind?
- If it goes on like this, someone will... - It's about time, isn't it?
- Someone will say I'm dissatisfied with how small it is. - Yeah.
I don't like it like this.
And at that moment...
Knowing Matsumoto-seni's partner, Hamada's pursuit moves...
- I got a hit. - I got a hit.
At that moment...
Knowing Matsumoto-seni's partner, Hamada's pursuit moves...
- I got a hit. - I got a hit.
- Ah, you got caught. - Huh?
- I got a hit. - I got a hit.
It suddenly came out like this.
Hamada, unfortunately, misses his first hit of the tournament.
Well, here, Okuda's team also makes a move.
- No, no, no! - I got a hit.
- It's true. - Ah, I got a hit!
- I got a hit! - I got a hit!
- Wait, wait. - Huh?
- It's a bass. - It's a bass!
- Bass! Is it okay for you to catch a bass? - But it's still a sea bream, right?
- Yeah, it's a sea bream. - Hahaha!
- It's not a sea bream. - This one looks better.
- I'm happy. - Shall I put it in for you?
- It's just a word. - It's like, "This was the only one."
Okuda also misses his first catch.
Not a bass, but a bass got caught, so it's no count.
Too bad!
While they haven't caught a single fish yet...
At Kokoriko's boat...
Ah, Sensei!
Sensei!
I think I got caught.
Everyone, it's time to fix this.
Haru-chan, you got caught too, right?
No, I got caught. I got caught by a rock.
Sensei! I got caught. I got caught by a rock.
Sensei! Something amazing is happening around here.
Wow, what should we do?
This is the worst.
While it was their first hit, the three of them were entangled in a thread.
And then, a mysterious man in armor appears!
A mysterious man in armor appears!
What is his true identity?
Excuse me!
I'm recording a TV show right now.
I'm Yamasaki! Yamasaki Hosei!
Are you from Yamasaki?
That's right!
What's up? What's up?
What's up? Are you following me?
To be honest, you're not doing well today, right, Ito-san?
Yes. Zero?
Which one are you?
Um... I'm Yamasaki.
Aren't we teammates?
We're teammates. Isn't it obvious?
What's up?
I'm going to give you a dice talk now, so please answer this!
Is that okay?
Yes.
Yes, please!
It's annoying.
What?! Why?!
Can I hug you, male talent?
Male talent?!
Please answer honestly.
Can I hug you, male talent?
If you don't say it, we won't let you fish today.
What is it?
What is it?!
Too much cane.
I don't know.
Mr. Tamiya, thank you for the cane!
Mr. Matsumoto...
Now I'm...
Mel Gibson.
Mel Gibson?
Yes.
Understood!
Mr. Matsumoto, Mel Gibson...
Thank you!
Who is that?!
The next target of "Cyclo-talk" is...
Hamada-sen, which Sudo rides in the morning.
I'd like to do it, but...
Mr. Matsumoto, that's enough!
Fishing is enough!
It's not that kind of show!
No, it's not!
Then, please!
The entertainer who is aiming for "cyclo-talk" right now...
You didn't drop it!
I didn't drop it!
You didn't turn it!
You didn't drop it!
Then, let's start with Hamada-sen.
Me?!
If I say it, there's going to be trouble.
I won't get married.
No, no.
If you don't say it, we won't let you fish.
No way!
Really!
Chiaki!
Chiaki...
No, I'm not playing with your private life.
Hey, this isn't funny!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Does it hurt here?!
It does!
Mr. Asano, please tell me the last one!
Wait a minute, I'm really hitting you.
Does it hurt?
Umm...
Nicole Kidman?
Nicole Kidman?!
You're aiming for Nicole Kidman?!
No, no, no!
Wow, that's amazing!
Mr. Asano!
Thank you very much!
In the end, two hours have passed without catching a single fish.
Each boat changes its points and aims for a comeback.
However, in Matsumoto, Itoi and Okuda's boats,
the last winner made such a weak statement.
Is there...
anything?
Are you there?
No, I'm not. I heard you are there.
Look at you, you're full of energy in the morning and in the evening.
I'll pass.
You'll pass?
I'll pass.
You'll pass?
You don't have to pass!
The leader is...
And now, let's see what this dark horse, Kokoriko, has discovered.
Is it a bus?
Are you serious?
It's like you're fishing.
No way!
Look, look!
It's huge!
There's a horse like this?
It's almost 50 centimeters!
If it's true, we'll win for sure!
And now...
There it is!
It's almost 50 centimeters!
If it's true, we'll win for sure!
And now...
There it is!
What's wrong?
It's heavy!
What's wrong?
There it is!
No, no...
There's a thread stuck in your hair.
What's with you?
There's a thread stuck in your hair.
You can't do that!
I'm surprised, but I'm excited!
It's like you just caught it, right?
Yeah, I'm really excited!
Really?
Yeah.
That's it, that's it!
That's an amazing way of pulling it!
Yeah, that's it, that's it!
Next time on "Fishing Championship Second Half"!
Who will be the first one to fish?!
This way!
A grand last spot will be unveiled!
Furthermore, in "Downtown Lure Time"...
A superstar from that world will appear!
And who is this mysterious person?!
"Fishing Championship Second Half"!
Who will the goddess of victory smile at?!
Damn you!