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World Cup Japan Representative Championships High Tension Special!
You really are Japan's representative.
Well, I wonder what will happen?
Our Japan's representative...
Hey, just pay attention to my hand!
Just my hand!
Hand is not enough for me!
Mittfielder! Mittfielder!
Mittfielder's "just my hand" is already...
This is...
"hand"? I haven't heard of it in a while!
"hand"?
No, no, now it's really...
You really need to pay attention.
Now, all over Japan, this World Cup...
It's a shock!
It's true, it's true!
Only Croatia is really...
Hey!
This is...
What is Croatia?
Only Croatia's "hand" is really...
Croatia's "hand" is worthless!
It's amazing!
I ate it!
I ate it today!
I don't know that person!
Tonight...
We will also...
Raise our tension...
And cheer for you!
What will happen?
And today...
We will show you...
Our high tension...
We will show you...
I see!
Raise your tension!
We have done this before...
Yes!
Wow, amazing!
We have appeared in this many members...
You have appeared in this many members!
And we have broadcasted this nine times!
Eh? One time is quite many!
Yes, it is!
We have broadcasted it once...
We have broadcasted it only nine times...
You have broadcasted it ten times!
Ten times!
You!
What is this?
I have broadcasted...
"I hope"...
And...
"Yuke! Inazuma! Hurricane"!
Two songs at the same time!
I love that song!
Ah, is that so?
That's a good song!
We will show you that song again today!
Yes!
But we don't have a hand...
Yes!
"Ganbare! Nippon"!
So, let's watch it!
Yes!
Here it is!
Until now, we have broadcasted it nine times...
"Gaki no Tsukai" special project...
High tension series!
From that, this time...
We will send our high tension...
To G.co.japan in Germany!
"Ganbare! Nippon"!
"Mameshii Mori"!
First of all, this high-tension became one of the reasons and broke the entertainer!
Fujii Takashi, who has conquered the whole country and is now a super popular star!
Let's go! This week's second place is...
"Ganbare! Nippon"!
Hello, Fujii-san!
Hello, Konbanwa!
It can't be helped if you enjoy it!
That's right! Viva life!
This week's second place is Fujii Takashi's "Konnichiwa, Kokoriko-san"!
One, two, three, four!
Looking for Kokoriko, I walked
Right, left, left and right
I'm happy to have met Kokoriko
Happy, embarrassed, all my heart
I'm happy to have met Kokoriko
Part of my body is hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot ...
Look at his face!
... hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot
It's wonderful, isn't it?
Next up is Gussan's high tension, which is well- known for being a guitarist!
With my child's mouth full of honey...
"Muki Mukiyo"!
♪ Hickson, Hickson, Hickson, Hickson, Hickson ♪
♪ Hickson Cracy, Hickson Cracy, Hickson Cracy, Hickson Cracy ♪
♪ With my child's mouth full of honey... ♪
♪ Hickson Cracy, Hickson! ♪
Wow!
It's all condensed!
I don't have a problem with it!
Who was it that couldn't stop?
No, it's almost everyone!
His shocking debut is just around the corner!
"MORISANCHU"!
Let's see...
What do you think of this grade?
How old are you?
I'm 20 years old.
20?!
Yes, I'm 21 years old.
21?!
I'm 20 years old.
Do you have a boyfriend or something like that?
No, I don't.
Yes, I'm a girl.
I do.
Be careful!
You're the biggest liar here.
Wow, look at this!
This week's 13th place is...
MORISANCHU
With Oshima Miyuki
Change your shoes into fishing shoes!
Shower! Shower! Shower! Shower!
This guy is crazy.
My legs! My legs!
Thank you very much.
Thank you!
Shouji didn't do a single thing wrong, but he's getting excited!
Die, Shouji!
Shouji Tomoharu and Heisei's "Papi Pupepo"!
Papipupapipupepo!
The rhythm is getting better.
Ah, high tension.
This is good.
How does it end?
Ah, this is good.
This is high tension.
High tension.
Ah, wonderful! Wonderful!
Ah, it got better.
Yes, it got better.
Ah, it got better.
Next up are the high tension comedians who come without proof.
First up is Miyasako Hiroyuki.
Um, I don't know much about comedy.
I feel like I'm about to vomit.
It's okay.
Eh, does it really smell?
It's a little...
You're drinking, aren't you?
Ever since we reviewed it, I've been putting up with drinking.
Miyasako Hiroyuki and Aitos Seisun's mega fight!
It's cold!
Something's stuck. Something's stuck.
Take it. Take it. Take it.
Alright, let's go!
Alright, glasses!
Glasses, maintain!
Alright, alright.
Glasses! Glasses! Glasses! Glasses! Glasses!
Sushi's good! Sushi's good!
Sushi's good!
White!
Thank you very much!
Let's go!
Alright, this week's 9th place is...
Music up! Cats!
It's too little for me!
It's dead! It's dead!
Someone, bring it back to life!
Doctor! Doctor! Doctor!
Snapper-chan!
Change the sand! Change the sand!
Yes, yes, yes!
When you come out, open up the passage!
Please give me your daughter!
Thank you very much!
During this show, I always think about it, but the people who have finished sitting down to get closer to each other.
Every time, Fukawa Ryo comes to be embarrassed!
Fukawa-san!
Fukawa-san, thank you very much!
Are you okay today?
I'm fine!
Last time you got a lot of punches, didn't you?
Yes, I'm fine!
Today's lesson is Fukawa Ryo's high tension lesson!
I'm not sick.
I'm not lying.
But I'm not lying.
I'm not lying.
Thank you very much!
After this, high-tension young entertainers will be beaten 15 times in a row!
Please watch the young entertainers' loud screams at once!
The first penalty is "wacky"!
Chikubi is...
Chikubi is taking me to Paris!
What?!
Chikubi is taking me to Paris!
What?!
Chikubi is taking me to Paris!
What?!
Chikubi is taking me to Paris!
What?!
Chikubi is taking me to Paris!
What?!
Chikubi is taking me to Paris!
What?!
Next up is "one actor"!
You! Look!
I'll hit you harder!
Don't forget that pain!
Next up is "koumoto junichi"!
Kappappa, ripappa, you're perfect, raprappa!
Chikubi is taking me to Paris!
What?!
Chikubi is taking me to Paris!
What?!
"shock debut", "hosshan"!
"feel harmony"!
Out of my way! Out of my way, out of my way!
Shinagawa Shouji's "Shinagawa Hiroshi"!
What? What, what?
What, wind uncle?
I ate coffee!
Thank you.
Next, two of "Angers"!
Out of my way!
Thank you very much.
"Angers"'s "Cunning Takeyama"!
Here we go!
Out of my way!
Here we go, ladies and gentlemen!
Out of my way! Out of my way! Out of my way!
I'm not doing "Angers" today!
Out of my way!
"Haranishi Takayuki" from Fujiwara!
I'm really funny!
I'm really, really funny!
"Yabetaro" from "Karateka"!
Out of my way! Out of my way! Out of my way!
I'm really funny! I'm really funny! I'm really funny!
"Yamashita Shigenori" who was seriously injured!
Yamashita Parabara! Yamashita Parabara!
Yamashita Parabara Pyon! Yamashita Parabara Pyon!
Yamashita! Yamashita!
Yamashita Pakka! Yamashita Pakka!
"Kenzo Kobayashi" who's popular in Kansai!
I'm really strong!
Please feel me!
I don't want to do this anymore!
Please feel me!
"Choshu Karuki" who's popular in Japan!
I'm not angry! I'm not angry!
I'm not angry!
"Kurimu no Arita" who's in a good mood!
"Touji" who's in a good mood!
"Touji" is young and in a good mood!
I want to raise the tension! I want to raise it! I want to raise it! I want to raise the tension!
"Shime" who's in a good mood!
Fly now! Fly now! Fly now!
Thank you!
Next, let's look at veteran entertainer "Ibushigin" who's in a good mood!
The first one is "Gunse" who's in a good mood! "Egashira" who's in a good mood!
"Ibushigin" who's in a good mood!
Fly now! Fly now! Fly now!
Congratulations!
Thank you! I shall go now!
"Ibushigan" who's in a good mood!
"Geese" who's in a good mood!
"Egashira" who's in a good mood!
All of you are in a low tension!
No good!
This is no good!
Kasuri Rin! Kasuri Rin!
This week's second!
Eraser in 2 hours and 50 minutes
Nakano no Kaijin
Eraser in 2 hours and 50 minutes
What? It's over?
Huh? What? It's over?
Thank you very much!
"Appare entertainer spirit" "Ueshiba Ryuhei"
I've seen Rin-chan's high tension before
Anyway, look at me
Anyway, with those eyes tightly, tightly
It's heavy today, isn't it?
Ueshiba Ryuhei
Man with a lot of beans
Ueshiba Ryuhei
Man with a lot of beans
What's that?
Don't laugh at me!
Man with a lot of beans
Ueshiba Ryuhei
Ouch!
Ueshiba Ryuhei
Man with a lot of beans
Ueshiba Ryuhei
Damn it!
Mame Shouryuuu!
Goodbye!
Mame Mame!
Thank you!
Yeah!
Awesome!
Mame Shouryuu!
Let me cry with a different high tension.
I see!
I can't do this!
At first, when everyone came out, I didn't have any feelings for Ryu-chan.
But now I have a diamond in my heart!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Matsumoto Hitoshi's "Mame Shouryuu Otoko"!
Here you go!
"Eternity Preservation Edition" Please watch Matsumoto's high tension!
Everyone, thank you for waiting!
Matsumoto Hitoshi's "Mame Shouryuu Otoko"!
Here you go!
Mame Mame Shouryuu!
Mame Shouryuu!
Damn it!
Hey!
I'm sorry, I can't do it anymore!
And now, the two top Japanese high tensioners recognized by everyone!
First, the wounded high tensioner, Yamasaki Hosei!
Thank you!
It's scary.
It's scary, isn't it?
That's right.
I'm wearing makeup.
I know.
I feel like I can do it today.
Is that so?
You seem really calm today.
Yes, yes.
You can look forward to it, can't you?
I think you can look forward to it, can't you?
Let's go!
This week's first place goes to...
Komusama Helm at Yamasaki Hosei!
Naomi!
What?
I don't want smoking! I don't want smoking!
Give me back my smoking!
I don't want smoking!
I don't want... smoking!
Lock up!
I don't want to slip!
Policeman!
You really don't know, do you?
No, I don't.
Your nipples...
What?
Your nipples...
Policeman!
Your nipples...
Policeman!
Your nipples...
Policeman!
Amazing, isn't it?
You don't even remember what you want to find out about.
Kaneda's popular masterpiece, Endo's High Tension!
This is the legendary explosion, Endo's Hohohoi!
You... you can't do that!
You look different today!
Do I?
You look like a man!
Excuse me.
This week's first place goes to...
Ai! Hohohoho!
Yes.
Let's begin!
This week's first place goes to...
Ai! Hohohohohon!
Do you know the rhythm of samba?
Ho-ho-ho-hooray!
Ho-ho-ho-ho-hooray!
Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-no-no-no-no!
Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-no-no-no!
Thank you so much!
This is wonderful!
A-a-amazing atmosphere!
Amazing!
What's going on?!
I saw it with high tension.
What's going on?!
You're interested in soccer, aren't you?!
You're close!
Did you blow a whistle?!
Of course I did!
What kind of whistle did you blow?!
I have no idea. I really don't know.
Our voices are also from Germany's Zico!
I see!
Nakata!
Yamamoto!
There's a lot of us!
We're all here!
Let's do our best, Zico!
Zico!
Next time!
The 12th Entertainment Awards!
Again this year, entertainers have gathered in Kawaguchi!
For the first time, Sudo is doing well!
I have an important announcement to make.
Next time!
The threat of Tsuriregular!