AISubs v3.5
- Alright! - Alright!
- We did it! - We did it!
- What's wrong with you?! - What's wrong with you?!
That's how it should be!
Today is the badminton competition for luxury goods!
- Luxury goods... - Luxury goods...
- It's like... - It's like...
- Luxury goods and shops... - Luxury goods and shops...
- Today's a bit amazing! - Today's amazing!
- And if I win one point, I get one product! - Really?!
- And this one? - And this one?
- Does that matter?!
- And this one? - This one, too!
I didn't spend any money last time, so I'm going to put that money in here!
What?! I think you should definitely give me some!
- Come on, man! - Really?!
- But it's really windy! - It's going to be rough!
- It's going to be tough!
- I'm ready! - I'm ready!
- Are you ready? - Yeah!
- Hamaa-san... - Yeah?
He said he didn't want to play today...
- Why? - Huh?
- Why? - Why?
It's like a May disease...
- May? - May disease?
- Yeah... - How did you get on the bus on the 42nd of May?
- I didn't know that! - It just happened...
- All of a sudden... - All of a sudden?!
- Yeah... - All of a sudden...
- I'm stuck in a bus right now... - Yeah...
- So I'm sorry for not going... - No, no...
- You're a salaryman, right? - Yeah, yeah...
- You're a salaryman, but... - I worked hard in April...
- Huh? Hamaa-san? - Yeah?
- You're busy, right? - Yeah...
- Okay, I'll tell you... - Yeah, yeah...
- Okay, I'll tell you... - What happened to your band?
- I can feel it in my fingers!
- Okamura-san? - Yeah?
Let's do it! Look at what we have!
- This looks expensive! - Yeah, it is!
Cars...
Bikes...
- Domestic value of 1 million yen! - Yeah...
So you get 1 product with 1 coin.
- Hmm... - Yeah...
Please...
Don't do it so suddenly...
We're done with it since last month.
Since last month?
- No, he died in March. - It's March.
March.
- It's March. - It's May.
- No, it's March. - It's May.
- No, it's March and March doesn't matter. - No, it's May.
- It doesn't feel like it. - It doesn't feel like it.
- It really doesn't feel like it. - It doesn't feel like it.
- No, no, no.
- What's up with you? - No, no, no.
- I'm going to tell my partners… - I'm not going to drive.
What are you doing?
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
What's wrong with you?
Shut up!
I'm really sorry.
I'm really sorry you got drunk up close.
Go home!
What's wrong with you?
But...
Let's go out.
Let's go out and take care of things in the garage.
The shock that struck Canada.
Is opium such a troublesome thing?
At this rate, we won't be able to film it.
What will Bakai Issek do?
We wanted to do "badminton" so badly...
What's wrong with you?
This is a psychological thing, isn't it?
The four of us will do it?
Is it okay for the four of us?
But...
The viewers will say "why?"
That's right.
What is it?
But...
Why is it like this?
Right?
If it was a different project...
Why is it like this?
That's right.
What is it?
Hey, Hass!
- Oh my! - What a surprise!
- I know, right? - Eh?
- I know, right? - What a surprise!
- It's nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
- I saw you at that concert and came here to meet you. - Really?
- It was a surprise for me. - Really?
- We're in a hurry to meet you. - It's a little dark, isn't it?
I was going to play badminton and have fun, but there was a problem.
- Hama-chan? - Yes, I'm Hamada-san.
I'm sorry to interrupt you, but...
It looks like you have a high blood pressure disorder and you can't get out of the bus.
- I don't know what's going on. - Can I say it, Hama-chan?
- You can say it. - If you don't mind, I can give you some advice.
- No, no, it's fine. - I'm sorry, Hama-san.
- If you say so... - Yes, thank you.
- Can we talk for a moment? - Yes, of course.
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for coming.
- I was surprised. - I was very surprised.
I see, I see.
Even the unexpected appearance of Noichi doesn't give them time to be surprised.
In order to solve the emergency of the situation, they go back to Hamada with the producer of the show.
- Hey, can we play badminton? - It'll end soon. It's the usual badminton pattern.
- No, it's a little... - What day is it today? - May 8th.
- May 8th? It's already May 42nd. - May 42nd?
- If it was May 42nd... - It's a disease that new employees get.
- This is our image.
- May 4th. - May 4th?
Shiga Masaru wasn't caught either...
Yeah, it's like that every time.
Yeah, I know how it is.
It's busy.
You should go home.
You'll break it.
No, I won't.
Masaru-san.
You're over 40 years old. Go home!
Go home!
I can't help it.
You're like a young comedian.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry about that.
I'm sorry.
Get out of here.
What?
Get out of here.
Is it a comeback of the recording?
The person in charge of the show is in a rage.
At this rate, the show will be ruined.
What will happen?
What should we do?
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
Is your head okay?
But it hurts, doesn't it?
Did you feel good about being a young comedian?
I'm sorry about that.
Even if it's a talk show, I'm sure it's like that.
It's impossible to do a talk show.
It's impossible.
On the contrary, it's not only a talk show, but also a badminton show.
That's right.
- Huh? - What's wrong?
- Can I come in? - Yes.
- Is that our plane? - I'm curious about it.
- But it's a musical instrument, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
The air is different, isn't it?
- To be honest, what we're trying to do now... - We can't do it yet.
- No progress at all? - No.
- I see. - If it's that...
It's beautiful, but...
The plane we boarded...
If we go home like this...
Even if Yuri scolds me...
- Yuri is... - Yuri Mitsu.
- She's the judge of "Sangkyun". - Yes.
- She has a permanent license. - Yes.
- She has a license for nutritionist. - Yes.
- Yuri Mitsu. - Yes.
She's my wife.
- We're in the same place, right? - Yes.
I see.
So, if you don't mind...
- I'd like to talk with you. - No, but...
- If you don't mind, I'm sorry.
- But... - If you don't mind...
- If you don't mind, can I try it? - Yes.
- Well...
- I'm a bit of an experienced entertainer. - Yes.
- A bit... - Well...
- I don't know if I should say this... - No, you should say it.
- There are good cases. - No, you can say it.
- You can say it. - No, I can't.
- I'm sorry. - Can we really do it?
- We can't do anything. - We can say anything.
- If you do it... - If you don't mind...
- I'm sorry. - No, we don't mind.
- We're sorry. - We're sorry.
- We'll do it.
- We're sorry. - We're sorry.
Nomuchi is still persuading.
Could it be...
- If you don't mind... - We're sorry.
- We're sorry.
- We'll do it. - We're sorry.
- We're sorry.
- We shouldn't get too close. - That's right.
- We should leave it to them.
- Hello. - Hello.
- What's up? - I got on the phone by accident.
I...
- I took a peek. - Oh, I see.
- You don't look well. - Well...
- I don't feel like doing it. - It's more effective than we say. - That's right.
- You're older than me. - That's right.
- It was about a year ago. - Yes. - It's sudden, but... - Yes. - It's rude of me... - Yes.
- But you... - Yes? - You said you like me. - Yes.
- You know what I mean, right? - Yes. - You said you were sorry for being late. - Yes.
- You've been doing this for years. - Yes. - It's weird to say it now... - Yes.
- You said you like me a lot. - Yes.
- I thought you might like me to say it now. - Yes.
- But you like a cheerful and energetic speaker, right? - Yes.
- That's amazing. - You're like my big brother.
- That's true.
- You let me exercise for free. - Yes.
- And you're going to give me money for my lecture.
- I'm grateful for this job.
- And the audience is happy about it. - Yes.
- What are you talking about? - It's a long story.
- That's how difficult it is. - I'm grateful for it.
- I think you're the only one who can't see it.
- Look around you. There are a lot of people who are suffering.
- Yamazaki, Tanaka, Endo...
- They're suffering. What they're suffering from is their existence.
- They're suffering because they don't realize that they're suffering.
- You can see it like that, right?
- So, you know...
- Anyway, you only live once. - Yes.
- You only live once. - Yes.
- Go for it! Give it your all! - Yes.
- Do your best! - Yes.
- That's the only way!
I always waited for you at the ticket gate
I liked looking for you who came down from the train
When I closed my heart in sadness
The flowers in the flower shop also changed
In my city, just one more time
Would you like some hot coffee?
At that shop, I was asked
Are you exercising?
In my city, just one more time
When I closed my heart in sadness
The flowers in the flower shop also changed
Perhaps you will come to this city
Is our love over?
The seasons also changed someday
When I came to visit, you were always cleaning
I don't know either
Why are you here?
In the city where people go shopping and celebrate
The red season will come soon, won't it?
Today, I also avoid people and just go home
Alone, I can't cross this bridge
Why are you here?
In the city where people go shopping and celebrate
The red season will come soon, won't it?
Today, I also avoid people and just go home
Alone, I can't cross this bridge
I'm waiting for you to come back
How do you like it? It's like you've come out of it.
I think you know what I mean.
At this stage, you can't say anything, can you?
No, I can't say anything.
I'm sorry, but your glasses are too tight here.
Your glasses are really tight here.
You're blindfolded.
Blindfolded? Will I die?
It's kind of done, but it's really amazing.
Which one is it? Which one is it? Which one is it? Which one is it?
This one! This one! This one! It's amazing, isn't it?
It's all stress.
In short, you're stupid, aren't you?
And every time you meet this idiot, you're like...
You can't fix it if you say something like that.
No, it's true. When you're in the car and you're wondering if you should call with your cell phone or you're waiting for someone,
you're waiting in a place that's not that big of a street and you're on the phone.
And you're on the phone, aren't you?
And you're coming from the opposite lane and you're like...
If I stop like this, you're going to stop me here, aren't you?
You're an idiot! Sakagen is an idiot!
At the point of doing that, I'm going to be half bad, too.
You're going to be bad.
Why is that? If you move me a little bit...
You can't get past me, can you?
I can't get past you, but if you go like this, I'm going to take 50% of your stupid part.
That's right.
And you're going to be like, "Why are you stopping me here, you idiots?"
And I'm going to be alone.
I see.
And then you're going to be like...
I see.
You're going to get one, you're going to get half of it, aren't you?
But you're not going to be stupid if you stop me here, aren't you?
I'm going to give you all of it.
You're going to give me all of it, aren't you?
You're going to get one of those smelly, dirty poops.
That's not it.
You just said "poops" again.
What are you talking about? It's not like that.
You're all stupid.
I want to buy one of those.
Can I become a mayor?
Go ahead.
When I become a mayor, I want to buy one of those...
You know the subway lines that aren't that big?
I want to put all of them one meter behind the city.
They're definitely going to be in front of me.
When I get there, I won't be able to turn.
You just saw that, didn't you?
Okappa, get out of the way!
Okappa!
It's Okappa, Okappa.
Next month, we have a question for Matsumoto-san, who is planning to release Matsumoto Resident's book.
Ah, that's right.
It seems you were riding gorillas until you were in 3rd grade, but why did you switch to hippos when you were in 4th grade?
When I heard "gorilla", Matsumoto-san said...
Do you know what you're saying?
You're saying "matsumoto" because you're a gorilla.
I can't say it at all.
Say it properly!
Was it the first car you bought?
The first car I bought...
I think it was a Mark II.
Ah, before that, I bought it for 10,000 yen.
Starlet.
From Starlet to Mark II, I've always been a gorilla.
No, that's weird.
Why gorilla?
Then why did you quit Starlet?
I'm a little tired of it now.
I'm also tired of gorillas.
I'm tired of hippos.
You knew that from the beginning, didn't you?
It's not like that!
Cars are means of transport for work.
You were riding gorillas.
I was riding gorillas.
Was it "go number"?
It could have been anything.
Well, it's a gorilla, so it's "go".
What did you do when you went to school?
Were you at home?
I was at home.
Were you waiting for gorillas?
No, I was at home.
Were you waiting for them?
Where were you waiting for them?
Ah, at a car park.
At a car park!
Why don't you say it again?!
Say it at the beginning!
I'm going to do it in a Japanese way.
In my case, the gorilla was facing me.
There's a hindrance, gorilla. Face this way.
I'll do this later, gorilla.
No, no, no, no.
Gorilla always does like this.
Sometimes like this.
I...
No, no, no.
Take it off.
I'll go first.
No, you go first.
You're going down.
You're hitting me with my power!
Counter is stupid!
So if you get off here, you can stay still until class is over and go home?
You can go right away. You can get on and go right away.
Get on and get off here?
You can get on here?
You can get on here.
There are times when you go crazy because you're a gorilla, right?
That's right.
Can you control it in the third year of elementary school?
It's different from Mark II.
Right?
That's right.
What do you do when you go crazy?
That's what you like, isn't it?
Yes.
What you like is to be given away, right?
You want me to go crazy with you?
That's right.
It was tough.
But you know...
You start to feel sick.
This is interesting.
At first, you were just a banana and you were running like crazy.
But now you're like, "Bonjour!"
No, that's why I switched to a hippo.
You switched to a hippo.
Because you had a bad year?
Because I had a bad year.
But I still had an ETC.
When you were in the fourth year of elementary school?
I didn't switch to a hippo in the fourth year.
I switched to a hippo in the second year of middle school.
You weren't in the second year of middle school, were you?
The ETC.
That's right.
What are you doing?
Stop hitting me in the chest!
If you meet a bear, you tell it to pretend to be dead, but if you meet an alien, what is the best way to deal with it?
- What is it? - You've never met an alien, have you?
- You know, that woman who's an alien. - Yes, yes.
- Shegani Weaver. - Yes.
First of all, you have to say clearly that you're not.
- Yes, yes, yes. - Because you're not Shegani,
you say "I'm not Shegani",
and when you meet an alien, you say "I'm not Shegani",
and the alien only goes for Shegani.
I don't know!
But what you have to say clearly is that you're not Shegani!
First of all, you have to say it clearly,
you go "hey, hey, hey",
you go "trolololo", you go "trolololo",
- You go, don't you? - You seem to be "trololo - ing" but...
I'm... I'm not Shegani!
You say "Shegani" and your mouth goes completely numb!
Whether or not it's Ciganin is absolutely...
Where are you looking at?
I'm talking straight.
Is this Ciganin?
Isn't it a stuffed animal?
What are you doing?
Why didn't you call me?
This is Ciganin.
No, no, no.
It's easy, isn't it?
First of all, if you say it's not Ciganin,
they thought it was Ciganin.
So...
What are you going to do?
It's really embarrassing.
The answer is...
I thought it was Ciganin.
Wrong answer.
While I'm getting excited,
please run away.
The punch is dangerous.
You're like me, aren't you?
You've been slapping me for a while now.
That's because you think I'm getting worse and worse.
Excuse me for a moment.
Is it annoying?
What are you talking about?
If you were an ordinary 42-year-old man,
you wouldn't slap me like that, would you?
To you, I'm not Ciganin.
At that time,
if you say you're not Masumoto-san,
I'm like, "Oh, no, no."
Well, it's definitely not a good example.
On the contrary, it's a good example.
It's a good example to make me even more excited.