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In the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai Ara" episode, who was the most convincing one?
Please announce it with your own voice!
Well, I think you all know it, but among these five, I'm the smartest one.
Today, I'm going to show you how smart I am.
What does it feel like?
Suddenly, an awakening.
You're saying you're not convinced, right?
You're saying you're the smartest one, right?
That's right!
Well, that's fine.
I'm going to give you a theme now.
It seems like you've prepared a book.
Yes!
So you can make your own material.
Let's announce it later.
First of all, we'll decide on a healthy theme by drawing lots.
I really don't know what it is, but...
Wow, it's kind of complicated!
It's complicated!
I have no idea what it is, but it's complicated!
As a result of drawing lots, Hamada will go into prevention of old age,
Yamasaki will go into depression, Endo will go into summer vacation, and Tanaka will go into school.
What kind of present will it be?
And in order to find out about their own health themes, they'll look for materials in libraries.
Let's go to the library.
I don't think you'll say anything big.
You won't say anything, right?
That's right.
We'll do a silent project.
Bad memories.
Anyway, let's go.
They'll start looking for materials on each of their health themes.
I can't take this off, can I?
What is it?
Science?
I can't move forward from here!
I have no idea.
What kind of sharp tongue is that?
Will Endo be able to find the materials?
Meanwhile, his partner, Tanaka...
Bye-bye, training! Bye-bye, training!
Bye-bye, training!
Good job.
All right.
And finally, Hamada discovers something.
What is this?
I don't know.
Why?
Each of them brings out the material that fits the theme and starts creating.
They stay in their own rooms and work seriously all the time.
288...
282...
The subject is...
Kamebo.
This is what it looks like.
The color is 90 degrees up and down.
What should I do if I can't draw like this?
Will Hamada be able to complete his painting and present it safely?
- Everyone, you must be tired. - Yes, we are.
- It's been about two hours. - I'm tired.
- To be honest, I didn't have enough time. - Is that so?
I can do more.
- Before we do it... - Yes, let's do some research.
The top batter is Tanaka and the theme is training.
This spring, you have two subordinates.
But only one of you can be their subordinate.
Your ability, appearance, judgment, personality...
None of them can be your subordinate.
But unfortunately, one of you has a hard training and the other doesn't.
In that case, which one of you will you choose?
- Hamada-san. - I'd rather not have a training.
That's right.
Depending on the training, you may get involved in trouble at school, at work, or at home.
I'm nervous.
I'd like to talk about training with you.
- It's two meters. - It's suddenly two meters.
What distance do you think it is?
- The distance the cup can reach? - Yes.
That's right.
I'd like to do an experiment.
I'd like to do a training test that you can easily do at home.
I'll give you cups one by one.
Could it be...
Wow!
Take a deep breath...
Stop it.
And once again... Take a deep breath.
And then, smell it!
So, what do you think of Koshu's self-awareness?
It's okay.
It's like when you were taking a deep breath and it smelled a little.
It's red.
I'd like you to look at the flip.
This is a questionnaire that Kanebo-san did for men aged 18 to 25 in 1999.
It's an old questionnaire.
It's been over 10 years.
Was it 12 years ago?
Not at all.
Let's take a look.
It's okay. It was 12 years ago.
Men have changed.
What's your third favorite smell?
Freshly baked bread.
I'm sure of it.
I don't think it's bread.
Freshly baked bread.
I don't think you'd say that.
What's your second favorite smell?
The smell of flowers.
Well, flowers...
And what's your first favorite smell?
The smell of soap.
The natural smell of soap is...
Koshu-san, you were a pink lady back in the day, weren't you?
And what's your third favorite smell?
Don't shake it like that.
And what's your third favorite smell?
The smell of the public.
You're not going to say that, are you?
And what's your second favorite smell?
The smell of fresh garbage.
And of course, your first favorite smell is...
Koshu-san, right?
Well, that's how it is.
Koshu-san ranks higher than fresh garbage.
And one more thing.
Take a look at this interesting flip.
Japanese Kayaku-san...
In 1990...
Take it away!
That's too much!
A man and a woman...
What? I'm not interested in that anymore!
Take it away!
There's a lot of them, but of course, the first place is...
Right?
Koshu-san.
Right? That's the theme right now.
And of course, the first place is...
Koshu-san.
But it's only about 80% of them, right?
That's right!
80% of men and women say...
Coach, it's too much! Please stop!
But that was about 15 years ago.
That's right!
I don't want to get married.
Don't hide it!
But that's the theme, right?
How many times do you think...
...the word "koshu" will disappear?
What? By connecting?
By connecting?
That's right!
By connecting, the word "koshu" will disappear.
I see.
Is that right?
Yes!
How many times do you think it will disappear?
Endo-san?
Yes!
Five times!
Endo-san!
Wow!
You got it right!
I'm embarrassed!
You got it right!
I got irritated just now!
That was my "koshu" announcement!
Yes!
Wow!
I'm irritated!
Next is Yamasaki, who was full of confidence. His theme is backache.
Well, my theme is backache, but what do you imagine when you hear "backache"?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Besides, what do you imagine when you hear "backache"?
What?
Old age!
Old age, that's right.
Well, I think you imagine something like that.
That's all you can think of!
That's all I could think of!
That's all you can think of!
I'm jealous of you!
If you divide backache into three parts, you can divide it into three parts.
First, let's look at this.
First, something on your waist increases back strength.
What is this, Matsumoto-san? Something on your waist?
Well, a burden?
Yes, something on your waist.
You got it right again.
I got it right, but...
And the second one! What is this, Utana-kun?
Well... waist?
No way! No way!
Well, it sounded like something you imagined, but...
It's only waist.
Waist...
You should have at least thought of that size!
Well, let's see what kind of person this backache will become.
The ranking of everyday life.
This was also interesting, but...
What do you mean, everyday life?
What is that? What do you mean?
Just living a normal life.
When will you get backache?
Yes, yes, yes, when will you get backache?
Ah, that's what you mean.
Ah, you mean where there is a personal burden?
Yes.
The third one.
Ah, that's what you mean.
Yes.
Ah, you mean it's easy to be like that?
It's easy to be like that.
Of course it is.
Especially for men.
That's right.
Now, the second one.
What do you think it is?
Is it like dish washing?
Yes.
Dish washing.
That's the first one.
Fire.
Ah.
It's the first one right away.
I see.
Then, I don't really care about the second one.
That's right.
Even if it's the first one, I don't really care about the second one.
This one.
Play with me.
Can you say it?
Play with me.
What is it?
What do you mean "play with me"?
Play with me.
Yama-chan, you must remember this one.
Let's go.
What is the best food you can eat?
What is it?
If it contains vitamin B and calcium, it's good for your waist.
I see.
What is it?
This food.
Egg.
That's right.
Ah, it's close to egg.
I think it's cheese.
Cheese.
Play with me.
You tore it cleanly.
Why did you hide the whole thing?
That's right.
Today, we brought special cheese to the studio.
I've seen cheese before.
I haven't seen it before.
Is it okay for you?
Is it okay for me?
I know most of it.
I know all of it.
Is it okay for you?
No, it's fine.
I know it.
Is it okay for you?
I know it.
With that, I'll end my presentation of my state of health.
Thank you.
Next, Endo struggles in the library. The theme is "summer vacation".
It's not a problem.
I'm looking forward to it.
Everyone, I'd like to talk about "summer vacation" now.
"Summer vacation" is...
I'd like to think about various things on earth scale.
For example...
El Niño.
What is El Niño?
Do you know what it is?
El Niño.
Let me explain.
El Niño.
It's a South American cloud.
It's a phenomenon of sea water temperature rising from four years to five years.
El Niño.
I'd like you to think about it.
Before "summer vacation", I'd like you to know this.
It's going round and round.
I can't think of anything.
Do you know what it is?
What is it?
El Niño phenomenon is...
Don't hide it!
El Niño phenomenon is...
It's "summer vacation", isn't it?
And it changes the flow of the atmosphere.
All over the world, in front of low temperature...
All over the world...
Mr. Tanaka...
Before low temperature...
Before...
Let me give you a hint.
Before low temperature...
Tonight...
Tonight, low temperature, "tau"...
"shou"...
Disaster, I guess.
Disaster.
An abnormal weather.
An abnormal weather is happening right now.
This is El Niño.
If you think about it on earth scale...
If this abnormal weather occurs, it will get colder and colder in winter.
In summer, it will get hotter and hotter.
If it gets hotter, will it become a summer heat wave?
It's a long summer heat wave!
It will become a summer heat wave.
Let's think about that summer heat wave now.
Finally!
Now, let me check your health.
I'm going to read them one by one.
If you have any, please remember them.
Your eyes get tired easily.
Your shoulders and back are stiff.
Like Mr. Mahama.
You get tired easily.
You have nausea.
Your face is twitching.
You have no appetite.
Your hands shake.
Your hands and feet get cold.
You don't feel good.
You fall down.
It's a motive.
You can't help it.
It's a motive.
It's meaningful.
Two.
I can't help it.
Masumoto-san, you have two.
I have two.
One.
I have two.
Two.
I have three.
Three.
From zero to one.
That's a rule.
Everyone has two.
That's enough.
46 seconds.
46.
Attention.
What?
You have to worry about seven or more.
What do you worry about?
You worry about summer heat.
Summer heat comes.
You can't eat.
At that time...
I see.
Do you know this?
I don't know.
Chestnut?
Chestnut radical.
You can store chestnut radical.
You can detoxify it.
End.
What is it?
It's a code.
I envy you.
Finally, Matsumoto's presentation. The theme is "high blood pressure".
From now on, it's not a joke.
It's a light problem, but if we put a common language here...
Yes, I got it.
If we put a common language here, it's like this.
I can say anything, but I'm going to talk about this today.
It's high blood pressure.
Mr. Yasunobu Hirata, director of cardiothoracic surgery at Tokyo University, has announced this research.
What is it?
This is the number of people suffering from high blood pressure in Japan now.
3,500,000 people.
Don't hide it.
Yes, that's how it is.
FBI?
What are you talking about?
It's not FBI.
It's about where high blood pressure is diagnosed.
First, FBI.
Yes.
Second, PTA.
Yes.
Third, WHO.
I see.
Which one is it?
Yes.
Don't hide it.
It's neither PTA nor FBI.
- Isn't it over? - Over?
- Is it okay? - No, I don't want it.
If you pour the same amount of water into a hard and narrow hose and a strong thick hose,
the narrow hose will spray water more vigorously.
This is the principle.
So, when the so-called "blood vessel" gets narrower and the blood pressure gets higher,
this kind of situation occurs.
That's what it means.
I just explained it in an easy-to-understand way with a rubber hose.
It's the same thing with a G-pan.
It's like this.
So, you really shouldn't pay attention to it.
And it's like this.
In short, the relationship between the internal division that adjusts the blood pressure and the autonomic nerve is expressed like this.
If you look at this, you can roughly understand it.
The fact that this happens and the blood pressure rises is what you should keep in mind.
- No, it's too fragile. - It's too fragile.
Well, if you compare it with Yoshimoto, it looks like this.
Does it make sense that this is the difference between rich and poor?
- Someone... - Well, it's similar, but...
Please think about it.
- I don't think it makes sense. - I don't think it makes sense.
Well, with that said...
I don't have anything more to say to you guys.
- He's about to stand up. - He's about to stand up.
Why...
do you look so sad?
- Why do you look so sad? - Why do you look so sad?
The last one to decorate is Hamada.
The theme is "preventing aging".
- Good evening. - Good evening.
This is "preventing aging".
As you know, we are getting older and older.
- That's right. - That's right.
First of all, this is "low cut".
Oh, man.
Even Filippo can't say it's "low cut".
It's the worst "low cut" ever.
It's out of focus.
It's "low cut", it's "low cut".
Okay, "low cut".
Call me.
What?
With aging, the function of the organs gradually decreases and finally can't be applied to the environment.
It's an ancient belief.
Aging is always progressive and unpleasant.
- It's difficult. - It's difficult.
- It's an ancient belief. - Yes.
Okay, everyone.
When does "aging" start appearing?
Let me say it.
Let's say it.
Let me say it one by one.
- Okay. - Okay.
- Then... - I'm sorry.
When does "aging" start appearing?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It's hard for me to think about it.
Can you stop it?
- Forty. - Forty, yes.
- When you say "aging", is it about fifty? - Fifty, yes.
- Then, is it about twenty? - Twenty, yes.
Ah, am I unexpectedly fast, too?
- Then, between thirty and... - Yes, you're correct. One person.
- Yes, twenty. - Twenty?
- Eh? - "Aging" starts from twenty, everyone.
Then, what is "aging" phenomenon?
- Let's look at it for a moment. - Yes.
- What is "aging" phenomenon?
- Here you go. - What is it?
- It's disgusting!
- Um, you know... - "Tengeki" network.
- You know... - What is it?
- What is it?
- It hurts, it hurts, it hurts. - "Aging" phenomenon.
- Yes. Regional disease, pulmonary disease, diabetes, bones and muscles are reduced. - Yes.
- Beard, white hair, wrinkles, high blood pressure - High blood pressure.
- I mentioned it earlier. High blood pressure. - Yes.
- Um, reproductive... reproductive function decreased. - Yes, yes, yes.
- It's common. - This is "aging" phenomenon.
- Then, it goes on and on, doesn't it? - Yes, it goes on and on.
- It goes on and on, doesn't it? - Yes, it goes on and on.
- Ability to improve and decrease after middle age.
- Huh? - What do you think of it?
- It can improve. - It can improve.
- Even if you get older... - Isn't it "memory power"?
- Ability to improve is here.
- Imagination power, analysis power, judgment power, thinking power. - Ah, I see.
- Um... - It's intelligence power.
- When you get older, it goes up. - That's right.
- It's like learning ability. - Yes.
- But, ability to decrease is here. - Yes, it is.
- Memorization power, memory power, concentration power. - Concentration power...
- It can decrease. - Ah, I see.
- However, even if you can't do detailed calculations,
- you already have comprehensive judgment power based on rich life experience. - Yes.
- Right? It's okay for it to decrease, isn't it? - Yes.
- That is "kame no kou" from "toshi no kou".
- I'm sorry. Why did you draw it in brown?
- It's okay for it to decrease. - It's weird.
- It's okay for it to decrease. - It's weird, isn't it?
- It's okay for it to decrease. - Even though it was in red...
- Why did you draw it in brown? - Right?
- Now!
- Muscle bones decrease. Let's pay attention to this. - Yes.
- Right? Now, how flexible are you? - Flexibility...
- Now, in your twenties, your flexibility is like this.
- What's going on? - It's gross!
- Now, you have both hands on the floor and your face is on your knees.
- It's gross!
- Your hands and feet are different sizes.
- Now, in your forties, you have fingertips on the floor.
- If you have fingertips, you are flexible.
- Now, in your fifties, you are more than 20cm away from the floor.
- Of course, I'm probably in my fifties. - I'm sorry, but you are going further and further away.
- Eh? Eh? Eh?
- What do you think? How flexible are you?
- I'm in my fifties.
- I'm not confident. - Me neither.
- I'm also in my fifties. - It's impossible.
- After all, you are not here now. - Yes.
- Don't you have fingertips?