AISubs v3.5
- Good evening, everyone. - Everyone is wearing suits today.
- That's right. - Good evening.
- Today we're going to have a serious talk. - Yes.
- We're going to hire a new regular. - Huh?
- A new regular? - That means one less, right?
- That's right, that's what it means.
- Sugata's mouth is always open.
- There's only Yoshimoto, right? - Yes.
- We're going to hire a new regular other than Yoshimoto Industries.
- That's difficult. - We're going to hire one.
- It's not easy to get into this company. - It's not easy.
- It's been a long time. - It's been a long time.
- We've narrowed it down, narrowed it down.
- We've narrowed it down to one person.
- Always? - Yes. - Really?
- If you like, you can audition for this person as a regular.
- If you don't like it, you can audition for it yourself. - Ah, I see.
- Who is it? - Um...
- It's this guy, right?
- Um...
- He's a young man we know.
- Huh? - That's enough!
- There's nothing else!
- The new Ibuki is already 50 years old!
- That's right.
- Um, looking at his profile...
- He's gradually becoming a deluxe member of a regular show.
- That's not a regular! - That's not a regular!
- Shoufukutei Shouhei. Real name, Toshi Hiroshi.
- Entering the entertainment world as Tsurube's best disciple.
- He's become a popular entertainer 26 years ago.
- His loveable glasses are his trademark.
- He's a regular on three regular shows.
- Shouhei, aiming for a new regular position,
- Will be auditioning for the last time tonight.
- What will happen?
A growing sense of tension.
The final audition for the role of Reiller, a playboy, has finally begun.
Come in, please.
What's this?
Good morning!
Please take a seat over there and sit down.
Why is it so far away?
Could you please hurry up?
Here!
That's the only place.
Here!
Don't just sit there!
What's your name?
Shoufuku...Shouhei.
I can't hear you.
I'm Shoufuku...Shouhei!
How old are you?
I'm fifty years old!
Please have a seat.
Here!
I'm going to show you in detail whether you're a suitable person for the role of a playboy.
I'm going to give you various instructions in order to see the scope of the play,
but as you can see, everything is ad-lib and you can do whatever you want.
Shouhei, look at me carefully!
Yes!
Do you see anything?
A doll!
Save the baby!
Yes!
Look, a train is coming! A train!
A train is coming.
Hurry up and pull!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
That's dangerous!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
There's a lot of cars.
Ah, a train is coming! A train is coming!
A train is coming!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Ah, you're being told to stop.
There's a car coming! There's a car coming!
You have to hurry!
Hurry up! There's a car coming!
That's dangerous!
Hey!
It's coming from that way, it's coming from that way!
Hey!
One more time!
Um...
What do you want me to do?
You've been pulled 12 times.
There's a lot of cars coming
Yes
You have to dodge and save the baby
Otherwise you can't see the picture
You can't see the picture
Ah, I see
You can't see where they're coming from
I can see the picture
Let's do it one more time
One more time!
The baby is crying
You can't save him
That's it, that's it
Good job
That's it
Good job
That was close
Just in time
That was good
It was just in time
Just in time
What?
His life is in danger
He looks pretty tired
It's just started
Let's do the next one
Can you look at the corner on the right?
It just came up
What's this?
Ok Shoya
Get in
This is a disqualification.
This is the most...
This is bad.
Did you hear me?
This is dangerous.
This is a disqualification.
This is dangerous.
This is a disqualification.
Did you hear me?
This is good.
Please move it.
Move it?
He is playing various games.
He woke up.
He is like a chimpanzee.
I can't use this.
I'm at the closest place now.
Yes, 5 o'clock.
He is coming.
I'm at the closest place now.
He is coming.
Yes, 5 o'clock.
Wait a minute.
This is good.
Can you drive a zigzag?
Yes, I can.
This is freestyle.
Yes, I can.
This is freestyle.
He can do it.
I don't know.
This is not fun for everyone.
I think he was born with it.
This is good.
The engine is good.
He is coming.
He looks good.
He looks like he is going to pass.
CUBIC!
He is cute.
He is good.
He passed well.
Yes, he did.
Toshi, let's move on.
No, I can't do it.
I can't do it.
The members of the band are doing it for real.
For real?
Yes.
Toshi-kun, close your legs.
It's irritating.
Toshi-kun, start!
Toshi-kun is not good at it.
It's heavy.
It's good.
It's beautiful.
It's very good.
He's turning it.
Toshi-kun, it's good.
It's very good.
It's stable.
It's heavy and it's hard to do it.
Toshi-kun, it's good.
It's good.
It's beautiful.
He's doing it.
He's not an amateur.
He's wearing a ribbon so beautifully.
He's doing it like this.
It's heavy!
Toshi-kun, do you have experience with it?
I don't.
Who said you don't?
Toshi-kun, close your legs.
Close your legs.
It's irritating.
Toshi-kun, you saw it too.
You kicked up a pie with a seesaw.
Try putting it over your head.
What is this?
Can I say it like I saw it?
Shit!
Wow, wonderful!
As expected of one shot!
Wow, this is...
This is...
You don't wear glasses, do you?
I don't wear glasses.
As usual.
Toshiku!
Yes!
Toshiku, have you ever been on a boat?
No, no.
I haven't heard of it.
It's a boat like this, right?
Yes.
Yes, I have experience!
Yes!
Let's try it.
Let's try it!
Does it change like this without blowing?
Does it change like this?
Let's go there and...
Let's pay attention to where it blows.
Yes, this is...
Where does it blow?
Yes, he took off his tongue!
Ah, this is the most delicious part!
Yes, are you ready?
Yes, Toshiku, face this way!
Yes, I'm coming!
Right?
It's a boat, right?
Wow, it's coming, it's coming!
I see...
Yes, yes.
You have to row faster!
Yes.
It's coming...
Hello, it's coming next to you!
You're going to be taken off!
Move...
Move only your right hand!
What will happen if you move only your right hand?
What will happen?!
Raise only your left hand!
What will happen?!
- Hurry up! - What is this?
- What's going on?
Face this way!
- Hurry up! - If you don't, you'll be pulled out!
- Touch and go back! - Your turn!
- Just your right! - Watch out!
- Watch out!
Are you kidding me?!
- Are you kidding me? - That's true.
This is harder than I thought.
- What are you talking about? - You're making me blush!
Your turn!
The car is here!
Go! Go!
Wonderful.
Isn't this a delivery?
It's already here, isn't it?
It's different when you buy it normally.
It's fluffy.
Is there meat in it?
It says there's meat in it.
Of course there is.
Let's decide with one shot.
Raise it high.
This is...
Toshi-kun, your foot...
Your foot...
Your foot is here.
Toshi-kun, one more time!
Do your best!
He'll decide it for me, won't he?
He'll decide it for you, won't he? Let's decide!
I can't do the back step.
That's it!
Nice!
He changed his foot.
I see, I see, I see.
I see.
As expected of a skater.
I was impressed.
Just now...
I heard something weird.
Yoshiko, do your best!
Yoshiko!
I want you to do this.
Nice!
Oh my god!
I'll give you a quiz.
I see.
From here?
Please!
Who said it?
Who said it just now?
Who said "show me" just now?
Who is it?
I know who it is!
One more time, please!
Show me!
Obviously, just now...
I heard it from the speaker.
One of you four said it.
One more time, please!
Show me!
You can use the elimination method.
First... Oh, well...
No right!
Right, yes, please sit on your right.
Yes, like that.
You're different.
Yes, you're different.
Yes, I did it.
Then let's go in three people.
Go ahead.
Ah, this is easy to understand.
Please sit in the middle.
The middle is different.
Yes, he's sitting in the middle.
I see.
Let's go again.
Yay!
Now, it's one in two.
Please sit in the person who is taller.
Ah, I see.
Is this person okay?
Yes, it's him.
Let's ask him.
Yes.
Congratulations!
What is this?
No, it's wonderful.
What is this?
Then, it's a tie!
Thank you!
You hit it well.
Right?
You did well.
It was difficult.
I'm sorry.
Yes, it's already...
Doji-kun is here.
Where are you?
Um...
Hanshin Tigers...
That's right!
Jet balloons, right?
Jet balloons.
Let's inflate them, fly them, and catch them.
Start!
Let's start with this one.
Sometimes you look like an old man, it's funny.
You look like an old man.
There are about three more.
You look like an old man.
Wow!
What's so funny about it?
I'm overwhelmed.
Well done!
- I see. - He's wearing his front thighs.
- His front thighs are really damaged.
- He's wearing his front thighs. - He's wearing it to the limit.
Toshi-kun, you can use this venue for events and such, but...
- This venue is a little lonely. - Yes.
Please liven up this venue!
Please!
- He's here! - He's here!
- What's going on? - He's here!
- He's here!
- Thank goodness. - What's going on?
Wow, this is amazing! It's huge!
- What are you saying? - The blue one came first.
- It's here! - It's here!
- The blue one came first and now the red one! - Wow, it's heavy!
- This is... - Seriously?
- Look, the red one is here too! - The red one is here!
- Hey! - It's not just blue, you know!
It's hot!
Let's get excited, let's get excited!
Go into the middle of the red one!
- Gather the fairies! - Yes, in the middle!
- In the middle! - Let's do this too!
- What about the blue one? - What should we do about the blue one?
- You'll hit it. - Be careful.
- The blue one is coming this way. - Nice.
- It's coming back. - That's good.
Let's get excited.
- I see. - I see.
- Let me throw it and you can turn this way. - Let's get excited.
- That's a double. - The blue one stopped.
- Shall we turn around?
What?
Turn your chin.
I see.
Hold your chin here.
Good!
That's good!
Good job!
Nice play! Nice play!
Slowly.
I can't see you at all.
You can't see me, can you?
Hold my hand.
Good, good, good.
I can't see you at all.
Can you see me?
Oh, you can see me!
Oh, there you are!
There you are!
Gorgeous!
Wow, that's wonderful.
What do you think you're doing?
How was it?
Hold your chin here.
It's irritating, isn't it?
It's hard for me to remember.
There's a nice puddle of water over there.
Toshi-kun, look ahead of you.
Look ahead of you on the right.
There's a puddle of lotion, isn't there?
What?
A puddle of lotion?
Let's use it for sliding.
Tensliding!
Toshi-kun, go!
I think you should take more distance.
What?
Can you do it?
Okay, let's go!
Let's go!
(Laughter)
Oh!
It was good, wasn't it?
It was good!
Excellent!
That's amazing.
I'm going to take a lot of that now.
I was surprised!
(Music)
Look at the audience, Toshi-kun.
Toshi-kun!
Huh?
Last stage!
Right!
Will we get it this time?
Yeah.
We got it earlier, but...
Please!
Show me!
(Laughter)
Leftmost...
Is this the elimination method?
Elimination method.
Leftmost...
Oh, he's different.
Yeah.
I see.
Next!
Please!
Show me!
(Laughter)
Now...
Next person!
In order.
Oh, I see.
Please sit down.
Oh, I see.
I heard that a lot.
I thought it was late.
Maybe it's too late.
Yeah.
Okay, shout it out! Please!
Show me!
(Laughter)
One more time, please.
One more time?
Oh, I see.
Show me!
(Laughter)
Next person in order!
Oh!
Go!
(Laughter)
(Applause)
Wonderful!
Wow!
Wonderful!
Now...
Kyougoku.
Shibai-san.
Yes!
All auditions have now ended.
Yes!
It's now decided whether you'll be regular or not.
Yes!
If you exceed 2000 points, you pass!
Yes!
Then, let's go!
Here is the results of the auditions!
KEN!
Huh?
Thank you very much!
You were earning points, weren't you?
Points...
It's barely enough, but the government...
Thank you very much!
I don't know what I should do.
Thank you very much!
I'll come again next year!