AISubs v3.5
On this day when you can feel the spring breeze,
that man came to the recording studio before recording.
Yes, yes, good morning, good morning.
You're a pessimist.
It's too late to say it now, but can I say it for a moment?
It hasn't gone up at all.
What did you say?
I've been planning for a long time.
24-hour television marathon.
Five people, this year.
Eh? No, no, no.
Then you'll run alone every year, right?
No, five of us will run.
Five of you? These five people?
That's right.
Eh?!
But you wanted to do it, didn't you?
No, no, no, no, you said it!
No, no, I knew it properly.
No, no, no, no, you said it without thinking about it.
No, no, look.
Look here.
Yamachan, you're not patting me right now, right?
No, no, no.
Then you should run.
No, Yamachan's legs are fine.
Ah, that's right, that's right.
No, that doesn't go through the plan.
It's just Yamachan, right?
That's right, that's right.
Right? Look, like I said before,
Yamachan doesn't like it very much as a whole company.
Eh, how many kilometers will you run?
No, 100 kilometers, all of us.
Eh?!
Eh?! One person, 20 kilometers?
Ah, it's definitely impossible, it's definitely impossible.
Two of you, 84 kilometers.
Well, well, that's right.
You don't have to say it!
No, no.
It's a chance.
I shouldn't say it, but...
A chance?
It's me.
It's me who brought you two here.
I made you eat, I dressed you up, I did all of that for you, didn't I?
It's a chance for me!
Did you do it?
I did it.
I wanted to make gyudon alone in Roppongi.
Right?
That's why I did it.
This is really...
What do you mean by "chance"?
No, it's a chance.
I said it to Yama-chan, but...
Well, it's like that for five of you.
There are parts where you're struggling a little, you know?
I want you to run.
We still don't know.
You two are struggling.
No, no.
You don't have to say it in front of the camera.
I want you to run a simulation today.
If you don't know how much you can run, you won't be able to say "OK" to the company.
You'll run a simulation now.
If it's hard for you, you can do a frame-out.
If it's really hard for you...
Frame-out, frame-out.
Atago will do anything for you.
What?
It's a famous phrase.
So I can do it?
Yes, yes.
If I can't do it, can I out?
Yes, that's fine.
Anyway, let's do it.
Yes, yes.
OK.
Let's do it.
Yama-chan, you too.
I can't do it.
Can you run?
If you can't do it, you won't be able to say "OK" to the company.
Can you become a four-hour marathon runner?
And as Suga CP said, "If it's tough, frame out."
What does that mean?
Let's do our best.
I can't do it.
I'll do my best.
If you can't do it, frame out.
I don't know what that means.
You'll know in the end.
Let's do it.
If he succeeds in this 24-hour marathon simulation, Suga CP will be recognized for his success.
What will be the result?
Let's do it.
It's easy.
You can do it.
That's right. That's how you express yourself.
You can do it.
One, two, one, two, one, two.
Good, good, good.
That's good.
It's only now that it's hard. You can do it.
Take a break.
You can do it. You can do it.
One, two, one, two, one, two.
You can run. You can run. You can do it.
You can do it. You can do it.
Keep running!
You're doing great. You're doing great.
You can do it!
Okay, let's go!
Your eyes haven't changed at all.
Matcha, matcha.
Okay, okay! We're almost there!
Okay, okay! Let's do our best!
Wow, matcha! Amazing, amazing, amazing!
Amazing, amazing!
Amazing, amazing, amazing!
Hurry up and go!
Matcha!
Good job!
Hurry up!
Hurry up and go!
Okay! Good job!
It's okay, it's okay! You can do it, you can do it!
You can do it!
It's okay, it's okay!
You can do it!
It's okay, it's okay!
Just for now, just for now!
You can do it!
OK! OK!
One, two! One, two!
You can do it, Yama-chan!
OK! OK! It's OK! It's just painful now!
You can do it, Yama-chan!
Good!
One, two!
Yes! Yes! It's OK! Yama-chan! You can do it!
Yama-chan! Good! Keep it up!
Yama-chan! You can do it!
Yama-chan!
Yama-chan, you're amazing!
Really?
Yes, you're amazing! You're running properly!
Yes! Yama-chan! Keep it up!
Last! Last!
Last step!
Yes! Yama-chan! You can do it!
Keep it up!
Yes! Yama-chan!
Yes! Yama-chan! You're almost there!
Yes! Yama-chan! One more step!
Yes! Keep it up!
Keep it up! Keep it up!
Yes! Yama-chan! You can do it!
Good job! Run faster!
Faster!
Yes! Yama-chan!
OK! OK! OK!
Faster!
You can do it! Just a little more! Keep it up!
It's OK! It's OK!
Yes! You can do it!
Keep it up! Keep it up!
Keep it up! You're almost there!
You can do it!
Keep it up!
Yes! Yes! You're almost there!
You're almost there! Keep it up!
Keep it up! Keep it up!
Just a little more!
Yes! Keep it up!
Keep it up!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Keep it up!
Go for it, Endo!
Good!
Go for it, Endo!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
One, two! One, two!
Go for it, Endo!
Yeah!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Go for it, Endo!
Endo, good job!
Hang in there!
One, two, one, two, one, two!
Hang in there, Endo!
Really?
Yeah.
As expected of a baseball player.
He's strong.
Hang in there!
Watch out!
Hang in there!
Hang in there! Hang in there! Hang in there!
Hang in there!
A little more! A little more!
Last one!
Endo, hang in there!
Okay, okay, okay!
Hurry up and go, Endo!
Hurry up and go!
There's still time!
You have to go!
Endo, hang in there!
Good job!
Huh?
It's okay! You have to go!
Hurry up!
Hang in there!
Endo, hang in there!
One, two, one, two!
Hang in there!
Endo, hang in there!
Nice, I'm good!
I'm okay!
Endo, hang in there!
Okay, hang in there!
- You can do it! Hang in there! - Ow! Ow! Ow!
- That's it! Hang in there! - You can do it, Tanaka! Just like that!
- Go, go, Tanaka! Hang in there! - You can do it, Tanaka! Hang in there!
- Tanaka's doing it.
- Really?
- I was surprised. - Don't be so excited! - No, I'm excited.
- You can do it, Tanaka! Hang in there! - You can do it, Tanaka! Hang in there!
- You can do it, Tanaka! One, two... Very good. - No...
- Hang in there! - No...
- You can do it, Tanaka! You can do it! - No, take your time!
- You have some time. - No...
- You can do it, Tanaka! Thank you! - What?
Hang in there!
Yes, you can do it!
- It's pretty tough, isn't it? - Keep it up! Keep it up!
Keep it up!
Yes, that's good!
- Yes, let's do our best! - Yes!
- That's good! - Yes!
- Yes, let's do our best! - Yes!
- Hang in there! - Yes!
- Yes, that's good! - Yes!
- Yes, let's do our best! - Yes!
- Yes, let's do our best! - Yes, you're doing fine!
- Hang in there! - Yes!
- Yes, let's do our best! - Yes!
- Yes, one, two, one, two, one, two! - Yes!
- That's good, Hama-chan! - Yes!
- Hama-chan, let's do our best! - Yes!
- Yes, let's do our best! - Yes!
- Hama-chan! - Yes!
- Hama-chan, let's do our best! - Yes!
- One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two! - Yes!
- Hama-chan! Hang in there! - Yes!
- Hama-chan! - Yes!
- Yes, let's do our best! - Hang in there!
- Hama-chan! - Yes!
- Yes, let's do our best! - Yes!
- Yes, one, two, one! - Yes!
- Okay, one more time! - Yes, Hama-chan!
- Let's do our best! - Let's do our best!
I'll remember it all
Now, let's go back
Someday, we'll meet again
But first, we have to go home
I have a question for Hamada-san and Mazumosu-san, who have been working together for many years.
It seems that "choiwaruoyaji" is popular these days, but what "choiwhatoyaji" is popular this summer?
Well, the "choiwaru" boom is happening now, right?
Yes, it seems like it.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
Well, I think it's time for us to look back on the charms of men again.
Is it going to be replaced again this summer?
Yes, there will be a new "choiwhatoyaji".
I see.
Yes.
Then please tell me.
It's "choiwhatoyaji".
What? "choiwhatoyaji"?
It's a concept of quitting the tightness.
I see, I see.
So let's go all out.
So I feel like I've come this far with my watch.
Oh, I see, I see.
It's all like "yutori", "yutori society".
So let's go all out with the concept.
I'm just saying the same thing, though.
Well...
But, you know, my pants are loose, too.
I see, I see.
I hate rubber bands, too.
But, you know...
I don't really care about that, you know.
There are people who don't like stitches.
But, you know, young people are attracted to that loose feeling of "oyaji".
That loose feeling of "oyaji".
I'm just saying the same thing, you know.
Do you understand?
Well, I do, but you can do it however you like.
Because young people are like...
How do you say it?
You put it on, right? Like a choker.
But you have a loose one like a loop tie, right?
This is the difference between an old man and a young man.
The old man is loose. The old man's necklace is like this.
It's about lower than the hip.
Swaying stylish.
This year marks the 25th anniversary of his career.
The young veteran duo is getting worse and worse.
Well, they're veterans enough.
If a young entertainer kicks your ass for the first year, what will happen?
Well, what do you mean?
Does it have nothing to do with the show?
In private?
No, nothing will happen.
What do you mean?
Well, it can be a TV comment, but what do you mean?
No, no, what will happen? Nothing will happen.
You know, the first year... Who was it?
You know, like Oriental Radio.
They'll say, "Oh, Hamada!"
Right?
That's not limited to me.
Then it's the same for you, right?
What do you mean?
It's the same for you, right?
If it were me, I'd say, "Oh, you're tuned in today."
I don't know any oriental radio.
But in your case, I don't even want to imagine it.
You know, there's another mouth in your mouth, right?
It comes out and...
No, no.
It comes out and...
I don't even want to be near it.
What are you talking about?
Well, I've seen it many times in the past.
What?
Your face has turned rainbow-colored.
What's wrong with you?
You're moving like a CG.
No, I don't think it's possible.
It doesn't make any sense.
If it were a program or a TV show, it would make sense.
Isn't it possible?
Not really.
Oh, really?
Of course it is!
Is it true?
If you say it properly, it will make sense.
Your eyes were weird just now!
But if you say it properly, it won't make any sense.
What do you mean by "properly"?
You're talking like a gangster.
If you say it properly, it won't make any sense.
If ordinary people say "properly",
people will say "oden" or something like that.
I don't know what "oden" means.
If you say it properly, people won't say it.
Like greetings?
Yes, like that.
If you say it properly, people won't say it.
I see.
Right?
By the way,
do you have any juniors who haven't been bullied by you?
Wait a minute!
That's dangerous!
For example, who hasn't been bullied by you?
There are a lot of people who haven't been bullied!
What? Really?
There are a lot of people who haven't been bullied!
There are only a limited number of people who have been bullied!
They have been bullied!
It's scary!
It's scary tonight, too!
And they kicked me, too!
That's amazing!
There was a reason for that!
What kind of reason?
You were there, too!
When I was in Osaka, Imada and Higashino were locked up for two days in a row!
That's right!
I feel sorry for Imada and Higashino!
They had to put up with it!
They were locked up for two days in a row!
That's true!
That's bad!
When we were done, it was your turn!
For example, Hanshin Giant!
Samuro Oshiro!
We couldn't go because you weren't there!
We had to do a skit!
But you were there!
That's right!
I asked you where you were going and you said you'd go ahead!
You shouldn't have said that!
You were locked up for two days!
I had no choice!
Right?
Yes!
But you were late and you said you were sorry!
It was amazing!
You took off your belt and said...
Psycho!
"Psycho!" "Psycho!" "Psycho!"
He said "Psycho!"
I was surprised.
It was amazing.
There is no such thing in this world.
There are no strict seniors in this world.
That's right.
There are some stubborn people like you, Mr. Hammer.
It's not only me. There are many people like me.
What do you mean?
What do you mean? You can say it.
I can't say it.
You can say it.
I can't say it.
I'm not qualified to say it.
Why can't you say it?
I'm a person who plays Russian roulette with a real pistol.
Basically.
Can you wait for me?
It's really helpful, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
You have a role, too. Please do it.
Yes, you're right.
But women don't come back after their husbands die. You're their husband!
Husband!
Look, everyone is saying "ah"!
But...
You're cute!
Well, I'm totally a chihuahua.
Please don't do it.
Everyone is saying "ah"!
It's funny, it's funny.
I don't care who sees it!
You know, I feel like I'm receiving it several times a day.
Even if I see it many times a day, I'm doing my best!
You're shining today, too!
You're cold and warm!
You've absorbed it well!
I want to cry and sing.
I'm definitely cute!
No, I'm not saying you're cold and warm!
But you're definitely cold and warm!
No, no, no. People think you're cold and warm.
Cold and warm.
If you say that today, it'll be clear.
If you say "totallizer", it'll be clear.
You're cold and warm!
No, no.
You can't say that.
You're saying you're cold and warm!
Your way of saying it is cold and warm!
You're cold and warm!
Can I do it, then?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm scared of people walking in front of me.
I'm not scared of you at all!
I'm laughing a lot.
I'm scared of you.
You're making that face before you hit me.
Why am I laughing before I hit you?!
That's what's scary about it!
You're laughing thinking about hitting me!
Your facial expressions say "future"!
Your facial expressions say "beyond time and space"!
Can I ask you something else?
I don't know you at all.
You don't laugh or anything like that, do you?
This is my job!
I have a dad!
You're dirty!
Of course you are!
You're making that face instead of everyone else!
How many of these are there?
A hundred?
A hundred and fifty!
There are a hundred and fifty of them!
I see.
Hamada-san said you're cheap!
Can you raise your hands?
You guys are crazy!
You're definitely crazy!
Why? Why me?
I look like this?
What do you mean you look like this?
I look like someone from Thailand?
Why did you pick me?
That's it, that's it. That's the way it is.
You guys should just leave me alone.
I don't like you at all.