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"Gaki-no-tsukai" special program "Kichi-henge"!
The biggest and strongest hurdle for an entertainer's evolution!
Last time's challenger, a footballer, was left behind.
Tonight, his partner, this man, will appear!
What are you going to do?
Huh?! Me?!
Well, I guess I'll do it.
Will the footballer be able to defeat Goto?!
First episode of "Gaki-no-tsukai"!
"Kichi-henge", footballer vs Goto, "kichi-henge"!
Mr. Goto.
You're fast.
No, I'm not fast. I'm worried.
I don't know if Goto can do it.
He did it last time.
I'm more worried about it than a high school entrance exam.
Please be our star of the night!
Thank you!
You don't look like you've done it before.
No, I haven't.
But Goto spent a lot of time preparing for the meeting.
He did it.
It happened in many places.
Huh? What did you say today?
Today, um... I went to the 7-eleven...
I stole some money and...
Whoa!
Monster!
Last time, Iwao came in 8th.
No, Iwao will win that.
What do you think?
No, I'm a little scared.
You don't look like you've done it before.
He and I were in a duo before.
Huh? Really?
We were in different duos.
Really?
I see.
We were in a 14th grade elite duo.
Do you know that?
Elite?
We were in a 14th grade elite duo.
You're the worst.
Help me!
Yeah!
What's up?
Why are we going to a deserted island?
It's a two-hour trip.
And we have a game tomorrow.
It's a manual life.
What's going to happen?
A two-hour trip on a deserted island.
No, it's been about two hours.
I'm getting a little crazy.
I'm not used to it.
I'm getting dizzy.
Because of stress?
It's like a dream.
It's about time.
Do you want to use "new hero"?
I don't know if you noticed it or not.
But Yezure's nipples are really sticking out today.
Really?
He's so sexy.
I'm going to make you feel that.
It's better if it comes out quickly.
This one, too.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do...
Good morning.
Here is today's receipt.
Is that so?
Yes.
Would you like me to send you another receipt?
Yes, please.
Thank you.
Receipt and...
That was close.
You're mean. You're doing this and you're even putting your shoes on.
That's right.
One.
Is that how you use it?
I'm a little scared.
That's right.
It's melting.
That's right.
It's best if you don't say "what?"
Excuse me. I'll clean up.
Excuse me.
Is this okay?
Do you eat this too?
No, it's not in there.
I'm sorry.
Is this your name?
Yes.
Where is it? Is it here?
Excuse me.
Is it your name?
No, it's not.
Is it your match?
Excuse me.
Is it your match?
Yes, it is.
Is it here?
Yes.
Excuse me.
What are you going to do?
You're not born yet.
What are you going to do?
Is it like this?
Okay, I'll do it.
Okay?
Excuse me.
Did you drink it?
No, I didn't.
Is it still in there?
Yes, it is.
Tell me you drank it.
Okay.
Good luck again.
Okay.
Put it in.
Okay.
Please put it in.
You're funny.
Hey, you're funny.
Why do you call me "G"?
There are old ladies like you.
But you're an old lady and you like laughing.
Is that so?
So you're involved in it.
Maybe.
Hello, excuse me.
This is Goto.
Yes.
I'd like to order.
The usual, please.
Yes, somen.
Yes.
Excuse me.
I'm hungry.
Excuse me.
Please.
Excuse me.
Hello.
Yes, excuse me.
Excuse me.
(Laughing)
Here we go.
OK.
(Laughing)
(Slurping)
Here you are.
(Slurping)
Here you are.
(Slurping)
Here you are.
Thank you very much.
(Slurping)
I knew it.
(Slurping)
It's good.
It's really good.
(Slurping)
Yama-chan!
What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry.
I couldn't say anything.
I'm sweating.
You made me cry.
(Laughing)
Who was the first old man?
The old man who drove too much.
(Laughing)
(Slurping)
Excuse me.
She's my mother.
I'm Goto's mother.
I'm always grateful for you.
Thank you very much.
Excuse me.
I'm grateful for you.
Isn't it great?
This is how we make a program.
But I want to do my best.
I want to do my best.
But I have to do my best.
I have to do my best.
I have to say it with all my strength.
That's it for now.
I have to do my best.
After all, it's laughs.
I have to do both.
I have to do it hard.
That's it.
I want the program to be excited.
I want this program to be excited.
This is it.
I want you to laugh loudly and say it.
I want you to do it in downtown.
I want you to laugh loudly in downtown and liven up the world.
Shall we go?
Let's say hello.
Excuse me.
She is stupid.
She is amazing.
It hurts.
At first, I thought you wouldn't say such a painful thing.
But it's getting more and more funny.
It's not funny.
You should have told me before the match.
I'm a real mother.
What?
I'm a real mother.
It's true.
I know you're a real mother.
You're a real mother.
You're really like me.
It's really you.
You're a real mother.
I knew you were a real mother.
It's a real real mother.
No way.
Amada and I are still being touched.
What is that?
Let's go into God's realm.
The site is a little loose.
Hey.
Give it back.
What are you?
What do you want?
Give it back.
Hey.
Give it back.
What is it?
It's not it, right?
It's not it.
It's like a can of coffee on your back.
Matsumoto-san, you were more surprised than Miyasu-san.
That's right.
Matsumoto-san was surprised.
The moment he was surprised...
Oh!
It's coming, it's coming.
Wow, that's amazing.
While being beaten up, Hamada-san is looking at it.
It's coming, right?
While being beaten up, Hamada-san is looking at it.
I don't have any more.
Hama-chan, I don't have any more.
I don't have any more of the size you're talking about.
Why do you want to put in such a big pearl?
Look at this.
This is about normal.
This is zero.
It's only about this size.
If you give me such a big one, it's going to be a mess.
Who do you want to make happy?
Do you want me to try it?
No.
Do you want me to trust you?
No, no, no.
Look down and look at me.
Look at me.
Do you want me to trust you with that gear?
Hama-chan!
Yes?
Tell me the truth!
What are you doing?
Your face.
Yuck!
You stink!
If you touch my head with that hand...
I'll cut it off.
You know what I'm talking about, right?
Yes.
Hello!
Today, I'm going to use this paper pack...
and make this tentative!
Can you hear me?
It's done!
Why don't you try it?
You're crazy.
We'll take a break.
What's with him today?
12,300 yen and 38,000 yen.
38,000 yen!
This is the same! It's 6th place!
It's the same as Arita.
6th place!
6th place, Thailand!
That's amazing!
Excuse me, ma'am.
Is she your real mother?
She's my real mother.
Why did you come here, ma'am?
I have work to do, so my dad asked me to come here.
It's fun.
At first, she was like "Whoa!"
Next time, please call me "mom."
Ladies and gentlemen...
How did you like it?
Isn't it good?
It's good.
Shut up!
I know what you're doing.
You know the director, Sasaki?
Yes.
He's a producer.
He and I went to a sauna.
Yes.
There are many baths.
I've never been there before.
When we got there, there was a lot of stone on the bottom.
I see.
What do you call it?
I don't know.
On the back of your legs...
No, no, no! Not on the back of my legs.
The water is up to here.
It's weird.
I've never felt like this before.
What is this? It feels weird.
I wanted to poop.
It's disgusting!
Am I 12 years old?
I'm 12 years old!
I'm going to go to the sauna with Sadaghi.
When Sadaghi moves...
What did I think?
Sadaghi said "yes" and then...
What did I think?
I thought there were a lot of stones in his butt.
It's not ***, it's ***!
When Sadaghi moves, his body falls down.
I said "I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
He said "I'm sorry, it's not like that."
I said "I feel like there's one more stone in my butt."
And I went home.
You can't go home. You're with me.
When you go to the sauna, there are only old men.
Everyone is relaxed.
That's not true!
You're a jerk!
There are places you can take a break.
You can go there and drink and eat.
When you look at it, you're already lying down.
There are probably a lot of old men lying down.
You can't go in!
When you look at it from a corner, there are a few old men lying down.
This is also...
I thought I was in an old man's butt.
It's disgusting!
I touched it and it was disgusting!
I touched this part too.
You were stuck in it.
You were stuck in my butt.
It doesn't suit you.
No, no, no!
But when you walk, it's fine.
But when you say you're going to drink, it's disgusting.
That's because you're stuck in it.
You're stuck in it and you're doing this, so you're falling.
How do you know that I'm wearing an old man's butt?
There's no way you're in it!
I'm not in it!
I said it loud and you said you didn't know.
I'm not in it!
You don't know!
Hey, hey, now that you're a producer, there's no need for you to know!
Is it fine if it's an opposite job?
Sometimes you're spreading it out with your play, so I don't know!
What do you know?
There's no way we'd go in there!
You know...
You're not nicer to you than you think you are.
No, it's been a while since we've seen each other.
To be honest, you usually pee, right?
I do it a lot.
I used to say "boh" and "beng" like "baho"
But recently it's different, isn't it?
It's not like that.
It's like "hah"
It's like "bafu bafu"
Why do you say "bafu bafu"?
It's like "I have money!"
It's like "I won't lose!"
It's like "I'll go in anytime!"
It's like "daru daru"
Give me money
So you didn't go in?
I don't go in at all. I don't accept it.
That's my "hungry spirit".
What's "hungry spirit"?
Popular fashion brand Hitoshi London's founder Matsumoto-san, I have a question for you.
I still don't know why you like leopard prints so much.
Matsumoto-san, please tell me.
But you don't really see it in Tokyo, do you?
Well, there's a lot of Osaka, you know?
- There's a lot of Osaka, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Even if you agree with me... - Why do you like leopard prints?
It's like you're always in the opposite position.
It's an overhang!
Like I said earlier, it's a hungry spirit.
- I don't really have anything to do with it! - I think of you as a deer, you know?
You're always trying to look like you're in your early years.
You're always trying to look like you're in your first year.
An overhang is, in that sense, a lot of freshness.
- What are you doing? - I'm sorry.
- They're a force to be reckoned with. - I see.
It's no joke.
You always want to look like a cat.
But you always want to look like you're in your first year.
You think every day is your debut!
I don't need that.
I'll stop you in your first year.
- That's what makes you look like you're in your first year. - It makes me look like I'm in my first year?!
- No, no, no! That's dangerous! - No, no, no.
You used to be completely white.
Now you're bleeding from the overhang.
Don't you feel like you have to look like you're in your first year?
- Young people don't feel like that. - What do you mean?
You want to look like you're in your first year.
- Even if you look like you're in your first year, it doesn't make you look like you're in your first year. - Yes, yes, yes.
- That's right. - Why do you look like you're in your first year?
You're young now, aren't you?
- You're young, so you're in a position where you're being chased by men. - I see.
Aren't you a version of Yomichi Kowaiwa?
What do you mean "version"?
You know...
- It's terrible today, but... - What's terrible about it?
Don't say everything you can think of. I don't know why.
She thinks she's being chased.
She thinks she's a rabbit.
She's almost 30, but she still thinks she's a rabbit.
She's like, "Ugh! Men! I'm scared!" and runs away, but when she looks back, she hasn't been chased at all.
- That's fine. - "Huh?!"
When she's like that, my heart starts pounding.
This isn't the time to be running away.