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Good evening.
Today, I have sad news for you all.
Yamasaki Hosei-kun, who has been working hard with us as a railer for the second time since the broadcast began,
is graduating from the program with today's broadcast.
I'm regretting that I was fooling around with you.
I feel like this time has really come.
Well, we only know who will quit.
That's right.
Anyway, I think it's best to ask him.
Let's ask him.
Yes.
Then, let's have him appear.
Yes.
Yamasaki Hosei-kun, please.
Yamasaki Hosei-kun, who has been working hard with us as a railer for the second time since the broadcast began,
is graduating from the program with today's broadcast.
We don't know.
That's right.
Including us, viewers,
we don't know why he is graduating from the program.
We don't know from his mouth.
Yes.
Well, there are a few reasons.
The third one is that I want children.
Since there are two girls, I want boys.
Yes.
To be honest, I want to focus on making children.
You can't do that while being a railer.
You can't, can you?
No, well...
I want to focus all of my time on making children.
- But you have days off, right? - Yes, I do.
- Then you can use the whole day. - Yes.
I'm not satisfied with just that.
- Yamanaki is a stubborn person. - I see.
Since he has decided that, I don't think his mind will change no matter what we say.
I see.
So, Yamasaki-kun, you have chosen...
...in order to look back on your memories...
...the famous saying of "Yamasaki Hosei, the servant of children"...
- Right? - Yes.
Then let's take a look at it.
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Yamasaki Hosei, 38 years old.
He is a musical instrument user and has joined the program for the second time.
Over the past 17 years,
Hosei-kun, who has created many famous scenes as our friends,
will graduate from the program with today's broadcast.
There, he will look back on the great miracle he left behind once again.
Episode 5 "Yamaram Real Estate"
When they went out to look for Endo's new house,
everyone was surprised by the real estate company's identity that they were waiting for.
Please come in, everyone. Please come in.
- What is this? - Look at this!
- Wow, there's a fireplace! - Wow!
It's a double-decker living room.
Here, you can relax with your family.
If possible, it would be better if it was a little wider.
Well, there's also an accelerator.
- That's right. - Maybe they took too much of the room.
- That's right. - That's right.
Oh, I'm sorry. The double-decker was indeed small, but...
- It's a little small. - As expected of an entertainer.
The double-decker that Endo-sama lives in is indeed small.
The double-decker is small...
It's not small!
The double-decker is okay!
It's okay.
4th place.
Yamasaki Hosei, music producer.
- Yes, yes, yes. - Recently, I haven't had any money.
Hosei-kun, who was in trouble with his house loan and money,
wrote and composed his own songs for INZE HOSHISA and provided songs to four people.
If Hama-chan releases a CD, I'm sure he'll definitely have a song like this.
Hosei-kun!
This image has somehow risen.
Somehow...
Somehow it's old!
- It's old! - It's old!
For Hama-chan, it's a very cute song about the feelings of a 15-year-old girl.
This is a big name! This is cool!
Endo-kun has death metal rock that fits his image.
I don't know this one.
This is the one I don't know.
Wow, this is tough.
This is...
For Matchan, it's a man's love song, the ultimate ballad song.
This is...
This is the most embarrassing one.
This is the most embarrassing one!
He can't go back!
You're careless!
You have such a bunch of hair...
You have to put in more effort!
You're so good!
You guys!
Third Place...
Farewell, Hosei Yamasaki.
Over the past five episodes, Hosei, who lied about graduating as a musical instrument user and surprised the entire nation,
never imagined that a day like this would come.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Second place, Hosei Yamasaki's touching wedding ceremony.
Our eternal grandfather, Hosei, is finally getting married!
His touching words reached us by force.
It's cool.
What is it?
Don't make me cry.
It's cool, isn't it?
It's like a wedding "how to" video.
It's good.
What is it?
It's a strangely beautiful image.
Even if we play it with music, will it look like this?
You're lying!
What's wrong with you?
You're lying!
First place... "Let's battle it out."
At this moment, a laughing god smiled at you.
What you were shining at...
may have been the last one.
(laughter and applause)
Furthermore, a miracle happened.
Huh?
It's been 17 years since he appeared in "Gakki no Tsukai".
Hosei-kun has grown up a lot with the show.
It's finally time for you to hit a period in that history.
But the three years we spent together will never fade away, and will always be displayed in the album of everyone's hearts.
Yes, forever.
Goodbye.
And thank you for the memories.
Well, that was Yamazaki-san's famous scene.
Earlier, after Yamazaki-san graduated, we received comments from various people.
Yes.
Yes, Yama-chan, please take a look.
Yes.
Yamazaki-kun, it's been a while. I'm Nami Etsuko.
Every time I heard you were retiring from the entertainment world, I was really surprised.
But I've worked with you in Nagoya and met you from time to time.
You're a really charming and cute character, and I love you.
But I'm really sad that you won't be seen on TV anymore.
But I can't help stopping you if you want me to stop.
I hope you'll stop as soon as possible.
But for now, I'll survive in the entertainment world where I've worked hard all along.
Good evening, I'm Mika Maeda.
Yamazaki-san, how are you?
In fact, seven years ago, I did a children's show called "Genius TV-kun" with Yamazaki-san.
After the show ended, I never saw you again.
Recently, I haven't seen you on TV much, so I thought you might have retired.
Anyway, thank you for your hard work for a long time.
Well, the person who worked with me, Yama-chan,
commented that I should graduate.
Then, let's have the chief producer of the program, Suga-san,
to say goodbye and say hello.
The other day, I was called by the chief producer of Watanabe, Suga.
Do you know why you haven't been promoted?
He said.
I don't know.
If you say so,
there is a piece of paper on the desk of the chief producer,
which says 'Yamazaki Hosei'.
Oh, this is it!
Is it because of him that I haven't been able to promote?
At that time, the chief producer said,
I don't hate Yamazaki Hosei in my own opinion.
I hate him as a whole Japanese TV.
"I understand," he said, and I understood.
With this, I feel like my burden has finally been lifted.
I really appreciate it.
Thank you very much.
Well, let's send flowers to each of us one by one, first of all, Kokoriko.
Yes.
It's been about ten years since we called him "kid".
I really like and respect Mr. Downtown a lot.
And about you, Mr. Yamazaki...
Whether I like you or not...
Well, I like you...
Whether I like you or not...
I'll leave it at that.
Thank you very much.
Oh, I don't need this. I don't have anything else.
See you.
Thank you.
Well, let's start with us.
I really haven't met Yama-chan except for programs.
We haven't met in private and eaten together or anything like that.
We've been together for 16 or 17 years.
Well, there's nothing for me.
I don't have any memories.
Please do your best.
Well, if I say I'm sad, it would be a lie.
I may not be able to say this to you now, but I was talking about what to do with Yamadaki Nakia.
The one that's been uploaded so far is "Kikuhime".
I was thinking of going there.
Finally, Yama-chan, please say goodbye to everyone in front of the TV.
Yama-chan...
This...
This many bouquets...
Who do you think will receive them?
A musical instrument user...
At the beginning... 17 years later...
When the lunar month rises...
Now I...
Now...
Since the second time...
I participated in it...
I never imagined...
That this day would come...
Even though I made friends with Mr. Dantan...
Even with Endo-kun...
Endo-kun...
And Tanaka-kun...
At last...
I can call you "kunzuke"...
Endo-kun...
Why only Endo?
This...
What was that?
Endo!
Thank you for the meal.
Endo!
Thank you for the meal!
I said I didn't know what it was!
Thank you for the meal.
Let's say goodbye together.
Thank you for the meal.
Thank you for the meal!
Well...
We were pretty excited.
Yes, we were.
But I think it's sad.
Yes, it is.
Starting next week, the four of us...
Yes!
Let's do our best.
Yes!
Let's go home.
Yes!
Wait!
Let's go home.
Yes!
Wait!
Yama-chan won't stop using his kid!
He won't stop!
What's wrong? Are you all surprised?
I asked Downtown-san and Kokoro-san...
and I went sightseeing for the sixth time!
Yama-chan won't stop using his kid!
He won't!
Hey, hey, I'm not getting anything from you
I'm all alone, all alone
Hey, hey, I'm not getting anything from you either
Who are you being so kind to?
From the morning, I've been watching TV full of subtitles and sniffing through the night sky
In the wide living room where I'm looking for my own place, you're suddenly here
I can't say "thank you" or "thank you" because I'm afraid of love
In my dream, I'm lying in my bunk and breathing in the air
Hey, but just listen, listen, listen
Kid, promise me you won't quit, never, never will you quit
Forever and ever, promise me you won't quit without me
That's amazing.
Why is it always two stages?
I know, right?
I haven't seen "Show Change" in a while.
Why is it always two stages?
It's like singing normally.
It's like singing normally, right?
It's a bit like the previous song.
Yeah, it is.
It's not like "now", right?
Yeah.
By the way...
By the end of this...
I'd like to record two more next year.
No problem.
I'm not crazy!
It's going down now.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
Can we stop it?
Ha!
What is this supposed to mean?
That's it!
That part only!
That's what I finally said!
Go!
Get out!
I said "go", not "let me out"!
What's this?
No, you said "go", not "let me out"!
What's this?
It doesn't make sense.
You made me make such a set and it's over?
It's a failure.
It's only when it comes out.