AISubs v3.5
At that point, he's not an entertainer anymore!
Until last week, Hamada and Masato's unthinkable trial was resumed for two weeks.
There, the shocking truth became clearer one after another.
The first one is...
D.S.
For the penalty "wacky" that Fujinbo boasts about...
For Onuma, who lost to a direct-hit Lester Panda...
It's truly D.S.
Furthermore, Hamada's target has nothing to do with gender.
For Murakami in the middle of the forest...
He can do whatever he wants.
On the other hand, Hamada in the tower...
He can do whatever he wants.
On the other hand, Hamada in the tower...
He can do whatever he wants.
He can do whatever he wants!
He can say it or hit me with it...
He can do whatever he wants!
He has no regret...
Furthermore, Hamada...
He sneezes in public...
Furthermore, after that...
He laughs...
This delicacy is unthinkable!
The verdict given by Hamada is...
As you can see, the defendant Hamada has, of course, obstructed the young people's stories.
The degree of annoyance to many people has exceeded our expectations.
Therefore, without any excuse, the verdict is...
Oye! De Cael's Song Gassho no Kei ni Shoshimasu!
What is that?
I don't like it, I don't like it like that.
What are you saying?
Tonight, Hamada will be punished.
Hamata is now in a wheelchair after being convicted of a crime.
From now on, Matsumoto and his team will record each greeting.
How will they show off their pride?
First of all, I put koyori in my nostrils.
Normally, it smells like this, but I'm stupid, so I say "oh eh?"
You do it too?
They will show off their pride until all of them show off their pride.
All kinds of pride.
Are you kidding me?
Thank you for your cooperation.
It's not "oh eh?"
What is it? It's not "oh eh?" It's a woman.
That's right.
She has absolute pride.
Hamata is now in a wheelchair after being convicted of a crime.
How will they show off their pride?
What are you talking about?
They will show off their pride until all of them show off their pride.
I'll do it.
If you can get all kinds of pride...
What did you get?
Ra.
I got "ra."
If you can get "ra," I want "mi."
I'll get "mi."
Give me "mi."
You will get "ra," right?
"Ra" again?
Don't say "ra."
There's no way there's someone who says it, right?
It's the same.
Again?!
It's all "la"!
Stop it!
"La"!
Don't say it!
Don't you know what "la" is?!
Except for "la"!
Except for "la", you can say anything!
That's what I got.
That's what I got!
Hey, you, don't move!
What was that?!
"La"!
What was that?!
You shouldn't say "gui" so much!
I got "mi".
I got "mi"!
But you should say it louder!
That's right.
You should say it louder!
I see.
For example, low voice.
Yes, low voice...
What?
I got "do".
I got "do"!
Hey, can you wipe your tears?
Hey, what are you doing?!
It's not going in!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
It hurts?
It's not going in!
Put it in for now!
Your face is wet.
Why do you do things like this?!
Around here, please.
Once more, please.
Let's check it out.
Red...
Fat...
And "shi".
And...
Hey, you come over here.
Don't say "you".
I'm a teacher.
I'm sorry.
- I'll say "do" from above. - Yes!
- I'll say "do" from above. - I'll say "do" from above.
- I can't do it anymore. - "Rei Fa Si".
I can't do it anymore.
- What? - "Ra".
- She said "Ra" just now.
- "Rei Fa Si". - Yes, yes. There are only three left.
She takes so long.
It hurts.
If my eye hits...
- I'll say "Rei". - Yes!
When you say "Rei" don't say "Ka Ka Ka Ka" and other bad words.
- Did you get it? - It's "re".
- The "re" from earlier. - "Re" or "re", "re" or "re".
- "Haah!" Does it mean that? - Go ahead. - That's right.
- "Haah!" - Even with only two sounds left, Hamada has stopped.
It seems that he is not good at being blamed for "do- es" after all.
- Don't make such a painful face. - Eh, why?
- It's better if you do it with a smile. - That's right.
- It's like we're bullying you. - We're going to lose.
Like this, fifteen minutes have passed.
- This smell is really... - "Haah!"
- "Haah!"
- It's "ra". - "Ra". It feels like "ra" is coming.
"Ra-ko".
"Si-fa-ta-si"?
I think "si" is fine.
One more!
- Only "fa" is left! - Only "fa" is left!
- "Fa" is difficult! "Fa" is difficult! - "Fa" is difficult!
- That's impossible! - "Fa" is difficult!
I have no idea.
Fa-ano-no-re-re
It's coming, it's coming!
The last "fa" is the "fa" that fell back.
- You shouldn't use "fa" that stopped. - Because I may not use it again...
I won't say it again, so I'll say it again.
You didn't say it.
It hurts. It hurts inside.
It's about to get stuck, Matsumoto-kun.
What is it?
It's about to...
It only comes out of my mouth.
You can't do that.
You said a lot of things, though.
It only comes out of my mouth.
Can you pull it out and put it back in?
It only comes out of my mouth.
I'm doing my best right now, but in front of me, Koba was yawning.
What?
No, that's already...
Of course it is.
What do you mean?
No, that's already...
The producer is yawning in front of you.
Of course it is.
From the judge, right?
Yes, yes, from the judge.
The judge was angry.
He was angry.
What are you doing?
I see.
I'm going to see it, too.
What are you doing?
Shall we change it?
Let's change the tuning.
It's lower.
That's fine.
I'm going to spit it out.
Just spit it out.
It's onlycia.
Just spit it out!
It's onlycia.
Just spit it out!
It's onlycia.
It's nonsense.
(coughing)
It doesn't come out!
If you cough like that, it won't come out.
It doesn't come out, huh?
Try opening your mouth.
Oh, I see.
Open your mouth.
(coughing)
It's too high.
It's high.
It's coming out.
Open your mouth.
(coughing)
It's too low.
It's coming out.
(coughing)
It's too high.
It's too low.
Open your mouth.
Open your mouth!
It's coming out.
( breadwinner cheering )
Now, we'll edit this and put it in "Frog Song"!
OK!
Can you do that?
I can!
After this, Hamada's world's most realistic "Frog Song" will be released!
Now, Hamada's "Frog Song" will be released.
I hope you'll watch it today.
Finally!
Now, I'll say a few words from the staff.
Before you watch it now!
It's not a very pleasant part.
Are you kidding me?!
If this is Hiroshi Tamaki, it should be more pleasant.
Hamada's own unpleasantness makes it like that.
Anyone can do that!
Well, well...
Anyway, let's watch it.
Let's watch it.
Now, please watch it!
Now, please listen to Hamada Masato sing "Frog Song" with his soul's cry.
♪ Frog song ♪
♪ Can you hear it? ♪
What is that?
It's wonderful.
What is it?
It's done.
If you look at it all year round, you'll get sick of it.
That's right.
If you say it now, it was also interesting.
It was also interesting.
There is a scream like that.
It's like a scream of the soul.
If it was around that time, it would have been perfect.
Well, well, well, I took a picture of it.
Another song.
Why?
It's not a song you can buy.
Really?
I thought I'd give it a try.
Isn't it good?
Please take a look.
Thank you for watching.
It's a long song, isn't it?
The tempo is fast.
Can we keep up with this tempo?
It's dangerous.
So that's what it is.
It's not bad at all.
Children are different from adults.
I don't like it.
"Ki" was also funny.
But "ki" is also gross.
I have a question for Master Matsumoto-san, who can quote any sound in the world.
Yes?
If you dare to quote Hamada-san's speech, what will it sound like?
For example, what will "in" sound like?
wan
Wow, "wan" is just... I can't stand it!
For example, if you were to impersonate yourself on TV and it didn't sound like you at all, you'd be angry, right?
And it'd just look like you're slipping, like you're slipping!
Yes, yes.
Just like that, "in" would probably be irritated by being called "wan".
It'd be like "uuu"
That's not normal, right?
Uuu
Yes, I think it'd be like "uuu"
Even a tiger, for example a lion...
Oh, you're a lion?
Gaoo
Uuuu
You're Oka Hachiro!
That's "gaoo"
I didn't know.
It's because I've never heard a real lion cry up close.
Taa!
This is for real!
Taa!
Yes, "taa"!
"Taa" is "yes, over there"
For example, "uuu" is "lion", right?
Yes, yes.
"Inu" is "dog", right?
Even if you just cut "inu" off and say it...
Hey, you just cut "lion" off and say it! "Lion" is "turn" and say it!
Ah, wait, wait, wait! Don't cut "inu" off and say it!
Wait! I'll say it earlier!
What do you mean "earlier"?
I'll say it when I go for a walk!
What?!
I'll say it when I go for a walk!
Yes, yes.
Ah, what is it... In the hallway... "necha", "necha", "necha" is written.
What does "necha" mean?
Well... When you hear "real footsteps", "necha" comes up a lot.
Ah, I see.
Yes.
I'll make it into a joke.
Yes, go ahead.
Ah, is that okay?
Yes.
Ah, can you do that?
No, "inu" will definitely work!
What do you want me to do?
No, "wan" is...
Do you need me to laugh here?
Everyone's expectations have gone up. It's not "wan".
If it's like this, it'll be really tough.
Of course! I know that!
First of all, it's impossible for you to overcome it!
Would you still like me to do it?!
"Gi"... "Gion" is...
Ah, "gion" is...
If you don't teach me, it's no use.
I'll do "gion".
Yes.
What is it?
"Neko" sounds like you're saying "nyaan".
Yes, "neko" is "nyaan".
Then "inu" sounds like you're saying "wan".
Yes, yes.
"Inu" is "wan".
Eh?
Yes, yes.
Me too.
"Inu" isn't "wan"?
It's "wan", it's "wan".
It's not "wan"?
It's "wan", it's "wan".
Ah, you're saying "wan" completely.
Both small and large, you're saying "wan" completely.
You're saying "wan" completely.
What's with you?!
What is it?
You didn't ask me anything!
If I didn't ask you anything, is it no good?
No, you denied it in the first place!
I didn't deny it.
"Inu" is "wan".
You're just making me do things like this.
"Inu" isn't "wan" is what you said in the first place, right?
But that's...
That's...
Your fault, isn't it?
Why?
You're making me say things like this, aren't you?
I...
I don't know what you mean.
I just wanted to talk normally.
But you...
You're making me say things like this.
It's sad.
What are you saying?!
You said it all yourself!
Do you know what I'm saying?!
Do you really know what I'm saying?!
"Taaan" is what you said!
You said it!
Hey, you said "taaan" there!
But, you know...
That's stupid, you know?
If you keep saying things like that, it's stupid, you know?
This is a little funny.
"It's stupid," you said.
I didn't say it.
I'm being made to dance to the music.
I...
You can justify anything. You can deny it. That's it, right?
If you deny it, I'll hit you again.
I don't like getting hit, so I said "yes," you know?
If I can't do that, I'll hit you again.
I'll punish you.
I don't like getting hurt, so I'll do my best.
But there are times when I can't do my best!
I have a stuffy nose, but I'll do my best!
If you don't say you don't like it, you should just do it.
If you don't say you don't like it, I'll hit you again.
I won't hit you!
I'll hit you and kick you.
I won't do that often.
An ordinary 42-year-old can't do it even once.
"Kimoi" and "kishoi" that young people use a lot.
I don't know why you use them so much.
When and how should we use them to make it sound like Japanese?
- That's an important question. - Is it?
For example, you're "kimoi," right?
- I'm "kimoi"? - Yes.
- I'm not "kishoi"? - I'm "kishoi."
Who says you're "kishoi"?!
Hey, you're funny.
- How should we use you? - Should we make you an old doll?
What is the difference between "ugly" and "ugly"?
Usually, "ugly" is that person himself.
And it's "ugly" for that person to move.
So you're ugly, aren't you?
And it's "ugly" for you to be chewing your nose.
- This is "ugly"? - This is the verb, usually "ugly" is.
And the person is "ugly".
So you are "ugly" already.
No matter what you do, I'm "ugly".
I'm "ugly"!
Every step you take is "ugly".
Because you're "ugly".
- Right? - I see.
I can't "ugly" no matter what I do.
Because I'm not "ugly".
- That's because you're not "ugly". - So...
I can't "ugly" unless I start with becoming "ugly".
- That's true. - You're a chosen person.
A "ugly" person like you.
No, you're "ugly", aren't you?
- Which one is "ugly"? - You're "ugly", aren't you?
No matter what you do, I'm "ugly", aren't you?
So people like you are "ugly" since you were born.
You're not "ugly", you're "ugly".
You're "ugly".
- You said the same thing twice. - It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.