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At that point, you're not a prosecutor anymore.
Last week, Hamada and Masato were sentenced to an unthinkable sentence.
One after another, the truth of their violence is revealed.
Who did it?
The victim continues Hamada's docile behavior.
I've always had something I wanted to do.
Something you wanted to do?
This is the first time I've scratched someone's chest and cried.
Tell me about it.
In addition, a video of Hamada entering the scene that was successfully hidden.
In it, you can see a man ruled by fear.
I didn't say anything!
Oh, it's me.
Tonight, the verdict will finally be given.
Will Hamada's fate be...
Hamada enters the scene of the crime.
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As you can see, Hamada purposely came to the recording studio with an angry look on his face.
I see.
That's true.
It's overwhelming, isn't it?
It's overwhelming.
That's right.
It's not just about the scene of this crime.
Johnny, please.
Thank you.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- Thanks for having me. - You're welcome.
- Nice to meet you. - Good morning.
- You're a really kind man. - Thanks for having me.
- Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you!
- What are you doing here? - Oh, you're my senior!
I haven't seen you in a long time!
I saw her back!
I saw her.
- You're the one from before in that video, right? - Yes.
- Same here. - Which location do you work at?
This workplace may be a little more scary than that.
Even more scary!
Excuse me, of course you are our senior, right?
Yes, senior.
Is it like that for seniors too?
It's a little scarier than that.
Even more scary!
No, in a sense we are seniors, but we don't have to worry about it.
And you ride on it a lot.
I usually arrive first.
If you are 5 minutes late, or 10 minutes late, or 30 minutes late...
20 minutes!
If you are late, you feel even more pressured.
Even if you are late you don't feel pressured?
I don't know why, but it seems like it.
Because you are a senior.
I think there are many situations where you say stupid things.
Yes, yes.
I say stupid things and I get hit, and I get kicked.
I have many special skills.
But once I had a concussion.
That's terrible!
No, it's not like that at all.
I was checking my luggage.
I opened my kimono which was wrapped in my bathrobe.
I forgot what it was, but I must have put on a bokeh.
I must have put on a bokeh like this.
The man next to me was trying to drop his heel.
I didn't know what had happened.
I hit my head against the back of his head.
I felt like only my neck had fallen off.
You know what I mean?
In the manga, only the neck has fallen off.
I understand.
I could hear his heels falling off just before he lost his neck.
Wait a minute!
It's a blessing in disguise.
What do you mean?
It has nothing to do with my ambition.
You have a good reaction.
That's why you're trying to get a reaction from him every day.
But you dropped your heel, didn't you?
I'm sorry!
Are you okay?
The camera is rolling.
You should have tried harder.
Is the camera still rolling?
Get out of here!
Another side of Hamada is that it's not delicate.
One of them is this.
He's sneezing in public.
Hamada has sneezed so many times that he can't even count.
What's more, after sneezing, he always says...
It's expensive.
What makes him so happy?
Not only when he sneezes and says "it's expensive," but also when he sneezes with other members.
Hello. I'm Hamada, the victim.
When we were acting together in a drama,
we sneezed even though we were filming.
But we were filming, so we had to put up with many things until the end of filming.
But after we cut the scene, he always says "it's expensive" again.
He's not blaming us for sneezing.
He's human.
But after that, he always says "excuse me" or "sorry."
- Isn't there such a thing? - Yes, there is.
How about laughing?
Furthermore, there is a moment that is not only funny but also disgusting.
That is...
Yes, when people are suffering.
Hamada's favorite expression is when people are suffering.
Wait a minute! Ouch!
He listened to the person who has been troubled by such a situation.
Drama, 'Tomorrow's Story'.
I like Shulukuchi, but I don't know Shulukuchi now.
Hamada-san, me, and my junior, Pokoriko.
After that, there was also Rondo.
And Fujii-kun.
At that time, everyone was eating cream puffs.
Hamada-san dropped the cream puffs on the floor.
Fujii-kun, you are a feminine person.
I will clean it up.
Fujii-kun tried to clean up the cream puffs.
Hamada-san made a small fuss about it.
Wait a minute, Fujii-kun.
Do you like cold food?
You like it, don't you?
This is a dress briefing.
Before my juniors say anything,
I order you to do such a humiliating thing.
However, he decided to laugh out loud all the time.
It made me angry.
Hamada-san's staff also laughed out loud.
Hamada-san's delicacy-free laugh.
It can't be forgiven.
It's been a while.
How do you like it?
You laughed out loud!
All of these things...
The smell...
Only the audience and viewers can't understand that smell.
What is it?
It's like a chemical substance.
My nose hair used to be a branch.
To cover it up?
To cover it up.
Everyone says it's a lie,
but I was in a very smelly room.
When I got home that day,
the clock was stopped at that time.
Talent S will appear.
Hamada's delicacy-free confession.
Since there's no delicacy,
there are people who are in a hurry for damage.
Please give your permission.
Get used to it.
Thank you for your hard work.
I won't answer.
Thank you for your hard work.
Wow, it's amazing.
I'm Yushiko-san.
Yes.
Well, I said I hope I can meet you in my dream,
and we were able to do it together on this show,
but there was a gathering place where we could talk and laugh with the cast and crew.
So, Hamada-san suddenly put his finger in my nostril,
and raised it up.
I didn't want to let air in,
so I put my finger like this,
and said, 'Good luck.'
Then, even in the script,
even though it had nothing to do with the story,
he said, 'Pig girl,'
and put his finger in my nostril.
I'm sorry.
He was apologizing at the time.
And this is an embarrassing story,
but I actually have hay fever.
So, when Hamada-san put his finger in my nostril,
it seemed like he knew I had a runny nose,
and then he thought it was gross,
so he didn't do it at all.
His heart, you know.
As a woman, I feel like I can do it!
You can't do it like that!
You hurt people, but you didn't hurt yourself at all!
That day, when Rosa went to the bathroom,
she was only a few minutes late,
and then she apologized and apologized,
but her nickname was "panties wrapped up."
She's been saying that for a long time now.
I hate it. I hate it.
I can't stand it.
I think she didn't like it either,
but it lasted for about half a year,
so I said, "Let's shorten the bathroom,"
or "Let's try not to go there as much as possible."
If you don't do it like that, you'll be told all the time.
I know, right?
She shouldn't have come,
but one day she saw me and said,
Your panties are wrapped up.
It doesn't make any sense!
She's not an elementary school student.
That's wrong!
That's...
That's wrong!
That's why she said, "What is it?"
That's right.
I'm not an elementary school student,
but I think she's mentally ill.
Mentally ill?
Yes, yes.
I see.
I analyzed her mental attitude
in this series of actions in Hamada.
Yes.
Why did she do that?
I want to know why she did that.
Yes.
Please.
Why did she do that?
What is hidden in Hamada's high laughter?
In order to find out, we asked a psychologist, Tomita Takashi sensei, for an analysis.
Knowing that she doesn't like it, but still being happy about it,
is a kind of psychological resistance.
Resistance.
When he laughs high, Hamada's mental state returns to when he was a child.
He loses love for himself.
In other words, he loses love for himself from his loved ones.
There should be such an experience of fear.
The cause of high laughter is fear of losing love for oneself from others.
And in order to prevent it, you have to draw people's attention to you.
That's when children do things they shouldn't do, things they don't like.
They do it on purpose.
And that makes people around you angry.
People around you look at you.
That's why you're certainly loved.
This is distorted, isn't it?
Hamada's high laughter was a distorted expression of love like when he was a child.
It's getting worse and worse.
One day, he'll throw poop at you.
He's like a gorilla.
Then, should we say "we love you, Hamada-san" to Hamada-san?
He has to grow up.
I'll cut it out and show you, so don't look at me like that.
What are you talking about?
You'll get angry.
Hamada is super natural after this!
What will happen behind the scenes of "Kohaku Tadase"?!
In January of this year, "Gaki no Tsukai" vs. "Tennen Sozai" team played against each other.
In that game, the five teams played a game of "let's work together" where they had to clear the five gates in a row.
The "Tennen Sozai" team played an excellent role and was one step closer to success.
However, the "Gaki" team...
Number one!
Matsumoto took a huge break.
He changed his role and challenged again.
However, Endo failed.
There, that man gave up his identity.
Hamada is full of confidence.
What will be the result?
Hamada is dead!
Endo! Endo!
The ending was too cruel.
But Hamada's natural birth didn't start now.
That is...
Hamada and Matsumoto, when downtown was young and appeared in Shimada Shinsuke's program.
Hamada and Matsumoto interviewed an amateur who challenged triathlon for the first time, called "ike- san" for half a year.
Hamada was also excited to see "ike-san" facing tough practice.
"ike-san", do your best until the last second!
Wait!
Ten more times! Nine!
Hamada sends support from his heart beyond his work.
In this way, their bond grew stronger.
And on the day of the competition...
Not only Shinsuke, but also downtown program staff rushed to Miyako Island.
Then, this man said...
Ike-san, remember all the hard training you've done and score a goal with your own legs!
Kill 'em all!
Yes, thank you, everyone!
The signal for the start was finally given.
As the race progressed, Ike-san's physical strength was getting weaker and weaker.
Looking at that, Masumoto and Hamada desperately cheered for Ike-san.
They went ahead of the goal once.
However...
No matter how much time has passed, there is no sign of Ike-san appearing.
It's too late! It's already been 11 hours!
They kept waiting for Ike-san with prayers in their hearts.
And then...
Ike-san! Ike-san!
Ike-san, who was getting weaker and weaker, was approaching the goal step by step.
Everyone was moved by his appearance.
I'm so moved!
You're right!
At that moment...
Ike-san!
Hamada, who was getting hot, forgot about him and ran off to Ike-san's course.
Ike-san! Just a little more! The goal is right there!
Hamada cheered for Ike-san while writing "hanbesu".
However...
At the next moment...
(Ike-san's voice)
Hamada was so excited that he cut Ike-san's back with a piece of tape.
Once again in the end of a disaster.
But Hamada didn't even breathe and was in a good mood.
Ike-san! You did it! I'm so moved!
- That's terrible. - Terrible.
- This is a terrible episode. - Yes.
I remember cheering for you in the triathlon, but I didn't cut the tape myself.
- No, no... - You idiot!
- That's not possible. Ike-san is running and I'm at the door... - Ike-san! Ike-san!
- You said it and cut it with your own back! - That's right.
- Matsumoto-san, can I say something else? - Of course, Hamada-san.
- I was surprised. - Shinsuke-san is so wonderful.
- Yes. - When I saw that, I couldn't help it.
- Calm down. - That's why I said "hmm, hmm".
- That's very... - Yes.
- There's no end to that saying. - Yes.
- When I debuted in downtown, I was young. - Yes.
- I sang and talked about things like concerts. - Yes, yes.
- There was a time like that. - Yes, there was.
- We didn't become famous right away and we had some difficulties. - Yes.
- But we were so moved that we cried on stage. - Yes, yes.
- We cried and hugged each other. - Yes.
- And when the audience came out of the venue, we panicked and told them to leave immediately. - Yes.
- And I lived in the neighborhood of that hall. - Yes.
- I went out of Matsumoto-san's house and said "let's change". - Yes.
- We said "let's change" and we were so moved. - Yes.
- We were like "wow!" - Yes.
- And when I changed in my house, Hamada didn't come out of the bathroom at all. - Yes.
- I thought "he's so slow". - Yes.
- After a while, he came out of the bathroom and I saw him pooping. - Yes.
- What?! - What?!
- He only pooped a big one!
- What did you do with that emotion just now?! - I want to see it!
- What does it mean?
- You wanted to poop when he was crying, didn't you? - What?!
- You wanted to poop in that emotional scene?! - I did!
- But you said "leave!" and you said "you can change over there", so I thought "oh, he pooped there". - What?!
- And you... - He pooped, and the audience went "wow!" and I wanted to say that again to him, so I think I was just letting it out.
- What?! - What?!
- I don't know if I did or not! I don't know.
If you're going to cry, you should've pooped too.
That's a far cry.
Anything else?
He looks like this, but he's surprisingly weak against big organizations.
He's pretty weak against regeneration.
But a few years ago, in "league japan"...
Yes, yes, yes.
That's right. Kouhaku and Utagassen.
Yes, yes.
I'm not very good at that kind of thing.
There was something like "how about it?"
Like this, Kouhaku...
That's a funny story, you know?
It's like an interview.
His first appearance or something like that.
I was like "why do you have to do that every time?" and I got a little angry.
And that big organization said...
Everyone, congratulations on your first appearance.
I said "thank you"?
They said "no way!"
Did you get angry?
I was irritated!
But they were still irritated!
They were still angry!
But they were still patient!
I'm patient too!
And then there's the interview!
It's like a test!
What kind of costume do you wear?
What color costume will you wear?
Wow, I've come this far!
I didn't think you'd wear it!
But you did!
What color are you wearing?
Tomorrow is going to be really dark!
So that's what it's like!
Chairman Matsumoto...
Please announce the verdict.
Yes, chairman.
Before the verdict...
I'd like you to look at this VTR we've obtained.
What is it?
Chairman! Please!
Grrr!
Ready!
Start!
Grrr!
What is this?!
Grrr!
What is this?!
As you can see,
in this court, not only do we obstruct young people's stories,
but we also have the right to do so.
Vomiting, puking, natural disfigurement, and Ezuki's ugliness are unthinkable.
The degree of nuisance to many people has exceeded our expectations.
Therefore, without taking advantage of this situation,
the verdict is...
I hereby rule in favor of the song of frogs!
What is that?
I don't like it. I don't like it.
Stop it already.
What are you saying?
Who is this?
Who is this?!
Next time...
Ultra-Harsh Penalty Game
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