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In the history of "Gaki no Tsukai", a brilliant and brilliant special project "Kichi Henge"
22 strong men who challenged themselves in the past
Each of them looked up to their own talents and hit everything
Some raised their cheers of joy, some licked their hearts
Because of a project that cannot be deceived, the result is everything
And tonight!
Yoshimoto's ugly but ugly!
A footballer hurts a rock!
What is their ability?
In the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai", "chiki chiki" footballer hit a rock!
It's been a while
I thought they all left
But surprisingly, there are still footballers left
23 people
They have trauma and don't want to appear in this show
Hey you!
In the previous episode of "Football Hour", Hamada got angry during filming
It was a big prank
Suddenly I came out
Today's star, please come in!
Thank you!
Well...
I really still doubt it
As soon as I came in, I looked for a hidden camera
Is there one?
There isn't one
You only said "rock", didn't you?
Well...
I've already done my best
You're still called "rock"
Even if there is a comic book
Surprisingly, it's not like I'm going to break after appearing in this show
There is one, I want to include it
That's right
Since there is a break...
Within fifth place...
Recently, there is a rumor that you have lost weight.
Yes, that's right.
Why... why?
I think I have lost a little weight.
Was it such a problem?
Because I lost 30% of my shoes to 40%.
I lost 30% of my shoes to 40% of my shoes.
What should we do?
It's about time.
This is...
This is the most famous nationwide rumor.
Last week... last week, right?
According to the rumor, this is the last one this year.
Really?
If I miss this, it will be nine years later.
If you audition nationwide, it will be quick.
Well, you can just try it.
It's a one-way road.
Yes, it's a one-way road.
I saw this, too.
Yamasaki's famous Aya is so natural.
That's right, Aya-chan.
When we first met, you were eating crab, right?
Oh, it's delicious. Do you always eat such delicious food?
No, it's not like that.
We used to say, "We only eat dogs."
Maltese fried chicken.
Wow, it looks delicious.
Are you popular?
More than your husband.
New character.
Wait a minute.
You can't be more popular than your husband.
No, it's possible.
That's amazing.
That's...
*clears throat*
*laughs*
What's up with you?
You're persistent.
We did a lot of it.
It was awful.
We had a lot of personal attacks.
And we couldn't go out with anyone.
*laughs*
Hey!
This is your room.
Hello. Nice to meet you.
Hmm.
Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!
(Laughing)
This is the room.
Nice to meet you.
What's that?
What's with you?
What did you do?
That's not right.
No.
Yes, of course not.
Right?
It's not right.
I did that.
Oh, it's disgusting.
Mm.
Damn.
I'll go from the side and...
Right?
You can't come in front of me.
No, no.
Really?
Yeah.
I said I can't.
Good morning.
Today...
Yes?
This and...
Should we go with this?
Which one?
Let me put this on for a minute.
Yes.
The balance is perfect.
Is it?
Yes.
Oh, this one.
Dolgaba's...
Yes, shirt.
Is this Dolbaba's shirt?
Yes.
Hmm...
Should we do a song check?
Hmm...
Should we do check, border and denim?
Yes.
If you give me some options...
I can't do it today either.
Yes.
You can think of me as a foreigner.
A foreigner?
Hmm...
Yes.
Hmm...
Kaji-kun!
Yes?
I'll go in my school uniform today.
Tell him.
Today...
Yes.
Do you have a pen?
Why do you have a pen?
It's hard to open it.
Why do you have it?
It's like a police incident.
Good work.
(door closing)
Over there, over there, over there, over there...
There, there, there, there, there...
You'll miss me, won't you?
Ouch!
No, no, no.
Your knee.
- Your knee! - My knee hurts.
Thank you for your hard work.
Come on, let me in.
What are you kids doing here?
Hey, for a second...
For a second? Who are you talking about?
I don't know who you're talking about.
Are you going to cut me for a second?
Hey!
It was popular back in the day.
Suga said not to cut bread.
That was...
See you later.
That was funny.
Sit down, sit down.
Yeah, here.
Yeah, sit down.
Yeah.
Wait a second, okay?
Yeah.
It won't be long.
Hot.
Here you go.
Thank you.
What's up?
About Ilao...
He's a good person.
He's a very important person for me now, but...
Onigiri is...
It's hard for me to say that, but of course he washes them and his nails are clean.
I really like Ilao-san, but...
I'll wrap you in a wrap and hold you in my arms again.
Is there electricity there?
It's not like that.
I don't mean to force you to eat it.
I'm sorry!
It was okay with the sandwich, so I was wondering if you could eat it.
I really like Ilao-san, but...
You can eat it slowly.
I don't want you to force me to eat it.
I'm sorry!
I'm not that particular about it.
It was okay with the sandwich, so I was wondering if you could eat it.
I'm sorry!
I was too impatient! I'm sorry!
I'll start with the sandwich.
I'm sorry!
Let's go home today.
I'm sorry!
I'll start with the sandwich.
I'm sorry!
I'm not that particular about it!
I'm sorry!
It was okay with the sandwich.
That's right.
It was a convincing performance, wasn't it?
Both of you.
I don't mean to force you to eat it, but...
It's human bowling, isn't it?
That's right.
It became like this.
Right?
(crash)
What's with him?
What's with you?
You're so annoying!
That was amazing.
Amazing.
That was amazing.
Amazing.
It was amazing, boss.
It had all the cigarettes in it.
When we went here, the ashtray was the same.
That was funny.
Right?
That was crazy.
Why didn't you keep putting it in?
Right?
You should have kept putting it in.
That was expensive.
Oh, I see.
I see.
You should have done it normally.
Like...
Are you serious?
It's amazing that you're the third person.
I'll do my best.
Who...
Do you want a man?
Oh...
Well, you can do it next time.
Boss...
What's wrong?
I'm sorry.
I think I forgot something.
What is it?
It's a ring...
Can I look for it?
You can look for it.
Go ahead.
Where did you drop it?
I think it's here.
Yeah.
Be careful.
You said you'd drop it.
I didn't.
It's further in.
Further in?
Yeah, further in.
What?
Yeah, yeah.
Try looking for it further in.
Hey, hey.
It's the other way around.
The other way around?
It's the other way around.
The other way around?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
It's not like that.
Is it a hairpin?
No.
Be careful.
You dropped it too much.
It's not a corner.
A corner?
Yeah.
It's not like that.
What is it?
It's a earring.
What?
It's not mine.
That's a controller's tool.
It's impossible, isn't it?
No, it's not a controller.
What are you talking about?
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
I'm not talking nonsense!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
It hurts me!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
It hurts me!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
One more time!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
I shouldn't have shown you this place.
20 sheets.
9.
20 sheets.
33 sheets!
Yes, 33,000 yen!
Congratulations!
We won!
33,000 yen!
But you were injured in the end.
That's right.
Are you okay?
That's unexpected.
Are you okay?
That aggressive guy was amazing.
Udon.
I'm sorry.
Are you looking at what's in front of you?
Don't you know?
Even with this, everyone will pull it out and paste it.
Wow, that's amazing.
I'm fine as you can see.
You're fine, right?
I'm fine no matter what you say.
However, my nose is still about 20% clogged.
All of a sudden?
Once I drink it, it comes back up again.
Is it because of the cold?
What are you doing, idiot?!
You're making me sick, idiot!
Why am I sick, idiot?!
Am I sick, idiot?!
I'm not sick, idiot!
Aren't you asking too many questions, idiot?
Don't touch me.
Idiot.
Do you know why I got sick again?
Can you listen to me?
Once in Hawaii...
I caught a cold, but I got better.
I think it's because I let my guard down, but...
I went to the bathroom...
and I ate it all up.
I was told to go to the love hotel I booked.
You know...
What are you saying?!
I went there and I thought it would be okay to film there.
I didn't know such a love hotel existed in Japan.
It was so cold from the moment I entered.
- Didn't you hear about the heat wave? - I heard about it today.
Then a woman came and she was like a 150cm tall youkai.
I asked her what she wanted me to do and she said "please".
- Why?! - Because...
- If this youkai could come to this world... - What?!
- I know what you mean. - Thank you.
- I want you to dim the lights. - Why?
- It's embarrassing. - I see.
- I was waiting for the youkai to come. - I see.
- Then the power started. - I don't know!
- Didn't it start?! - Don't say like you know!
When it started, the lights went out.
It was like a youkai house.
When it got dark, I was like "damn it!"
What?! It's embarrassing!
What is this?! Please tell me what you want me to do.
Please tell me what you want me to do.
I want to take off my socks because it's cold.
- That's how I got the gold. - Did you want to go there?
- Is that what you want me to say? - Yes.
- I'm thinking of going there. - That's not what we talked about.
- If you don't like it, I'm sorry. - I don't mind it.
I want to go there, so it's okay for me to get punched.
You shouldn't ask for beauty.
- I don't know. - You should ask for technique.
- That's not it. - It's impolite.
Oh, I see.
If you say it like that, I can't get mad at you.
- If you offended me like that, I'm sorry. - I didn't offend you.
- I'm Hamada-san, famous for being scared of getting angry. - Yes.
- I heard that you only saw your partner's face when you were really angry, not when you were really angry on TV. - I see.
- Please let me know what you do when you're really angry. - What is that?
- What do you mean "what is that"? - It's a scary face!
- It looks like a Serpentider. - What kind of face is that?
- The lower teeth are like this... - The upper teeth are like this...
- It's like this... - All of your forehead is wrinkled at night.
- It's like when you say "are you okay?" - "I'm okay!"
- It's like "are you crazy?!"
- It's like when you're on the phone while you're at work. - "What is that?!"
- Your phone looks like a ribbon. - It's yellow in the middle!
Isn't it a manga?
What is that?
You!
I have nothing more to say.
The other party is coming out.
The other day, Yama-chan was saying...
- That Nankai Candies' Yamazato... - Right.
To be honest, which one are you afraid of?
- Masumasa-san. - Shut up.
You...
To be honest, which one are you afraid of?
If Hamada-san says it, it's Masumasa-san's fault.
What is it?
You're amazing!
Your facial expressions...
This hand is a little big.
This is also for eating.
This is for slapping.
I've seen this for the first time since elementary school.
It was scary.
Like this.
The band-aid was floating.
Like this saber-tiger band-aid.
"What are you calling me for?" "Call me back in a bit, I'll call you back in a bit."
"What are you talking about?" "That's..."
"That's my job." "Tell me what you're talking about!"
"Tell me what you're talking about!" "That's not what we're talking about right now!"
"What are you talking about?" "That's..."
Shut up!
"What are you talking about?" "There's only two bullets left."
Are you stupid?
Couldn't you get your feet off of that table?
Call me back in a bit.