AISubs v3.5
Let's have a showdown between school teams and former natural materials teams!
The first game showdown was a full use of brain and body, let's have a showdown!
The second showdown will be a showdown of bad luck, let's have a showdown!
And let's combine the power of "happening" elements!
So far, it's been a battle of four teams!
Tonight is the third showdown, let's have a showdown!
It's finally starting!
Happening
Who is the victim?!
Now, each team will be divided into questions and answers, right?
Yes! Let's guess who is wrong!
I see!
I'll divide you guys like this.
And while you're dividing, if something happens and you get hit, you'll know who it is!
Let's guess who it is!
Let's start with the natural materials team!
Yes!
The question is...
Who was turned upside down by an iron bar?!
But we can guess who it is, can't we?
Let's discuss and see who it is.
Close the curtains, please.
They're discussing a lot.
They're serious.
For one minute, the former natural materials team, who was turned upside down by an iron bar, will be decided by Hotohara!
So, natural materials team, what do you think?
Yes!
Who was turned upside down by an iron bar?!
Let's go! Ready...
Start!
Is it okay?
Don't say the name, please.
Okay.
Have you ever done it for one minute?
No, we haven't.
It's quite long, isn't it?
Yes.
It's quite long.
I'm sure you know who it is.
It's about how other people can deceive you.
Yes.
Other than a tall face.
That's right.
Oh, what is it?
Okay, 30 seconds have passed!
30 seconds again?!
This is bad! This is definitely bad!
I'm sure you know who it is!
You're saying weird things!
This is bad, isn't it?
Oh, it's coming!
It's coming!
Huh?
Huh?!
I'm sure you know who it is!
It's definitely a tall face!
That person...
But this person is...
It looks like a male!
But this is weird, isn't it?
I've been doing this all this time!
Is it this part?
Fujimon or Hoshiyan.
Fujimon!
I'm sure it's the other way around.
Yes, yes, yes.
Fujimon who's bleeding and Hoshiyan.
So it's definitely not this part, right?
No, it's definitely not.
It's definitely not.
It's definitely not Ameagari.
Ah, really?
Hoshiyan's doing some weird acting.
What is this?
What are you doing?
It has nothing to do with you.
Wait, if you do it the other way around, I won't be able to leave my seat!
Decide it! Decide it! Decide it!
What do we do? What do we do?
I'll give you the answer!
Yes!
The one who did it the other way around is...
One, two!
Fujimon!
Yes!
The correct answer is...
This is amazing!
This was tough!
Amazing!
Please touch me for just a little bit!
It's definitely not this part!
Hoshiyan, what were you doing?
What was I doing?
I was dancing like this.
Ishida, you too.
I could do it.
Amazing!
I could do it.
He definitely did it!
Alright!
We caught up!
Alright, the next team's question is...
Who was holding their breath?!
Holding our breath?
How did you decide it?
Huh?
How did you decide it?
The way this team decided it...
I don't know.
Why did you decide it?
No, why...
Is it like a friend?
I thought I'd use it as a reference.
Alright, let's go!
Let's go!
The victim who gets hit in the face and stops breathing is Matsumoto!
Is it decided?
Yes!
I don't know what this means.
Alright, who was the one who stopped breathing? Ready...
Start!
Stop!
(coughing)
Matsumoto san, you're too wet.
Am I?
You're too wet!
You're not wet!
Are you wearing underwear?
Absolutely not.
You're too wet!
You're not wet!
Tanaka is...
Tanaka is wetting himself.
No, I'm not.
Endo is wearing a hairband...
Oh, you're right.
You're too bad at hiding yourself!
You're exposed.
No, it's just a dummy.
It's definitely a dummy.
It's a dummy.
Tanaka's clothes are not wet.
- That's right. - It's true.
- We played in the sea and got wet. - That's right.
- That's for sure.
- Who said good things? - I did.
- You did? - I did.
- I said good things? - Yes, you did.
- You said good things? That's for sure. - That's for sure.
Which one do you think is better?
Mr. Hamada can only hold it for about 7 seconds.
So I don't really care about this one.
He's acting like he's out of breath.
- This is also decided, right? - Yes.
The one who was holding his breath was...
One, two...
- Who was it?! - Who was it?!
It's correct!
You missed it!
What?!
I didn't see it. I didn't see it, but...
You're still too late.
I see what you mean.
I was about to die! Really!
You drowned, didn't you?
No, I didn't!
You died.
This is hard...
You missed it!
You missed it.
Team Teso, we have another one!
Next one!
Here's the next one!
Here it is!
And this person is in pain!
Who was the one who drowned?!
I can't open it.
It's really painful.
We were all hit!
It's Maha.
What should we do?
Close the curtains, please.
If I say "pa", you have to say it right away!
Okay!
Wait! Wait!
What's going on?
Which one should I say?
You surprised me!
What?
Which one did you say?!
You said "pai" first!
I said "pai" first!
You surprised me!
That's dangerous!
If you've decided, say it!
I completely ignore you.
All of you are my juniors!
Everyone is afraid of the fear of a taekick!
The victim is Miyasako!
Here it is!
Who was the one who was taekicked?!
Eh!?
Open it!
Eh?!
Hey! Open it! It's too late!
It is too late! It is too late!
Eh!?
It is too late, so once more!
It is too late! You can't turn it!
It is too late!
You can't turn it!
You can't turn it! You can't turn it at all!
You can't turn it!
How many minutes has passed?
What kind of rule is that?!
Because there wasn't any more time!
Yes!
And the same person, right? The same person!
It's the same thing!
You shouldn't write it!
It's the same thing!
You shouldn't write it!
It's the same thing!
Are you ready?
It's decided, isn't it?
Okay, let's go!
Who was the one who got thigh kicked?!
SHANK!
Why are you running away like you're running away from a monster?
It's not like it matters that you're in such a hurry.
It doesn't matter if it's a monster or not.
Fujimoye was the one who said something good about you.
I don't know anything about you.
And Harunishi was the one who was sweating profusely.
I remember Hotchan coming here again.
He came here in a row.
I see.
Fujimoye's legs are a little wobbly.
He's right.
It feels like he's been in the shower twice.
And Shibayata is amazing, isn't he?
Yes.
What do you think of Miyasako?
No, Miyasako would never do that.
He wouldn't make such a cool face like that.
Yeah, Miyasako wouldn't do that.
I see.
Then let's decide!
Well...
The one who got kicked out is...
One, two...
Dad!
The answer is...
Miyasako won!
Nice, nice!
Good job, Miyasako!
Good job!
No, Miyasako wouldn't do that.
Good game!
Why did you make such a face?!
It hurt so much I couldn't react!
It hurt so much I couldn't do anything!
And finally...
Here is the question for the red team!
Who got hit with a face volleyball machine?!
Wow!
That's...
That's... No way!
This is really...
This is really no good!
Let's move on. Please close it!
I got it! I got it!
Nice, nice!
I got it!
The one who got hit with a face volleyball machine is...
Yamasaki!
Are you ready?
Well, I'm sorry, but I think it will take some time.
If you get it right, you'll win.
Are you ready?
Let's start the volleyball machine!
Show me your face!
Endo, show me your face!
Ah!
Your lips are swollen.
What?
Your lips are swollen.
Are you a man?
Endo, you're red.
That's red.
Endo, your right side is really red.
It's really red.
Just this part.
No, I'm sure someone told you to make it red before it started.
No, it's not that red.
Look, it's the shape of a round ball.
No?
This kid is different.
You have a beautiful face.
You're angry.
You look like a black doll.
Matsuma-san, your nose is a little red.
Your eyes are red.
Your eyes are red!
Can you move your hand a little?
Isn't it a little red?
It's red.
It's red!
I don't know what to do.
It's not red at all.
There's a weird line coming out of it.
That's right.
There's a weird line coming out of it.
What kind of line is that?
It's a volleyball line.
Ah!
It looks like it!
Ready!
Are you ready?
It's decided! Let's go!
The one who hit the volleyball is...
Ready!
End!
The correct answer is...
It's not?
A little?
The correct answer is...
Did you get it?
Yes, I did.
It's really swollen inside of me.
You have too much make-up on.
I got it right.
I don't know why I'm like this.
Why is my nose red?
Good evening!
You look like you're in good shape.
I'm fine.
That's good.
I'm fine, but...
I still haven't gotten rid of my "jissa-poke".
Me too.
Yes.
I'm sleepy right now.
You...
Your face looks sleepy.
Yes.
I'm sleepy too.
My eyes are closing.
Yes.
I can't open my eyes properly.
That's right.
I went to Hawaii.
You...
Me too.
You're always in first place.
I'm not in first place!
Hawaii and Vegas are both overseas!
We also went to the Yamadaki Family.
That's right.
When we go to the Yamadaki Family,
my wife sometimes makes me laugh.
That's fun.
That's right.
When we went to Okinawa,
what was funny was...
Beniimo is famous, right?
Yes.
Dad, you're using a lot of Beniimo!
There's also Beniimo soft serve!
There's also Beniimo tart!
Dad, there's also Beni tea!
Kou-chan!
What are you talking about?
It's pretty easy, isn't it?
This time, I'm going to Hawaii.
I'm going to borrow a rental car and ask around for good restaurants.
But I don't know much about the road.
My junior is driving, but he always gets lost.
So I call the restaurant right away.
Wait a minute.
I want you to know where you are.
Then I'll call you.
I'll tell you where it's easier to understand.
Then I'll go.
Then my parents-in-law's wife said, "Well, how about here?"
Speed limit 25.
Here?
There's a sign.
There's a mountain of signs.
There are thousands of them in Hawaii.
It was pretty painful.
What did you do at that time?
I told my junior, "Go where it's easier to understand."
But he said, "Speed limit..."
I thought he wasn't listening.
There's a mountain of them...
Oh, fine.
There's a mountain of them...
Oh, fine.
I was fooled.
Stop it!
I said, and I got fooled.
Now this is common sense!
Can you ask me for a moment?
What?
This is about my car from last year.
Can I have a bit more time to talk about it?
Is it because I'm old now?
It's simple.
You know, in my apartment, there is a car park.
I open the shutter of the car park with a remote control.
It's a good apartment.
It's a normal room.
I go in and close the shutter of the car park.
And there is one more door until I get out of the elevator.
It's a good apartment.
And there is a key here.
It's a good apartment.
I open the shutter of the car park.
And I get out of the elevator.
It's a good apartment.
It's a normal room.
Anyone can get in it.
And I stayed at home last year.
I stayed at home until next Christmas.
And I forgot something in my car.
So I went to get it.
And it's a sweatshirt.
It's a sweatshirt jacket.
I wore it at home.
So it's dirty.
Go home!
It's a room.
Go home!
I don't care.
I went there and opened the door in front of the elevator.
As soon as I closed the door, I forgot my keys.
I forgot my car keys and my room keys.
Did you drop them by hand?
I dropped them by hand.
You forgot them in the car, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
I thought I should do it, but I didn't know what was going on.
I thought I should go back to my room.
I couldn't open the door.
I couldn't open it.
I couldn't go out.
I couldn't get out of the car because I didn't have my car keys.
I couldn't open the shutter from the inside of my house.
You didn't have a button.
I didn't have a button.
I sat in the parking lot for two or three times in the middle of the night.
I was like, "No!"
What should I do?
I'm going to die!
Die!
No one is going to come back!
That's not true. No one lives in my apartment.
That's a good apartment.
It's expensive, but not many people live there.
I was like, 'What should I do?'
Expensive doesn't mean bad.
I was like, 'What should I do?'
The door is made of plastic glass.
I had no choice but to break it.
Yes!
I couldn't die!
There's a fire extinguisher next door.
I had no choice but to go.
It was shaking.
What should I do?
I'm going to study at school.
I opened the plastic door with the fire extinguisher.
Bang!
It bounced back at twice the speed.
"It won't break." "It won't break at all."
"What should I do?" I said.
"For now, if I go outside," "Of course." "I think I'll die here."
"Outside?" "Even if I go outside, I don't have money or anything," "You don't have it."
"Anyway, if I go outside and get in a taxi," "Yeah." "I wonder if I can go to someone's friend's house," "Yeah."
"I wonder if I can do something," I thought. "Yeah."
"Actually," "There's a ladder about two meters high." "Oh."
"I jumped on it," "And I went up."
"And I climbed up to the room," "But I can't get down."
"Where is it?" "At the room." "Isn't it connected somewhere?" "It's not connected."
"I can't help it, so I get down again." "Oh."
"And when I get down," "It's really high." "Because you jumped on it?"
"It was good when I jumped on it," "But when I go back," "Oh." "I can't help it, I can't die."
"When I jump on it," "My head goes like this," "And I go like this," "And I go like this again,"
"If you keep doing that," "It's getting hot."
"What are you going to do? What are you going to do?" "No, but," "There's nowhere to go." "There's nothing."
"Well, we have no choice but to wait." "I can't help it, so," "I've been waiting like this at the shutter,"
"And about two girls passed by," "It's rare for people to pass by like that," "I'm sorry."
"No, they passed outside." "Outside, outside," "I'm sorry," "I'm sorry," "What's this?" "No, it's a shutter," "It's a shutter," "It's like this," "It doesn't look bad." "It doesn't look bad."
I'm sorry.
What are you saying?
Don't say it.
What are you saying?
Um, um,
Look, it's me.
Because I can't get close to you.
I'm scared.
"I'm scared," and then, "Ah!"
What are you doing?
Um, I'm sorry,
I can't get out of the parking lot.
Can you call the police?
I'm sorry.
She called me on my cell phone.
Oh, I see.
The police came.
Well, I guess we have no choice.
The police came and about five people came.
They came and said, "What are you doing?"
How did you get in?
I didn't get in,
but I got lost in the city and I don't know where I am.
Oh, I see. If the police come, will you do it for me?
No, no, but the police have no use for you.
Oh, you don't know?
"They have no use for you," they said.
Oh, I see.
Then they came back and forth, and the police came again.
They explained the same thing to me.
You live here,
and there is another door inside,
and you have to go through that vineyard,
"and you have a headache," they said.
You don't have to go that far.
Oh, I see.
Then the police called all ten people from the first floor.
Is it open?
There seems to be someone living there,
but it's about twelve or one o'clock.
They called all of them from the first floor.
Finally, only one person was there.
"Please open it up a little from the middle side," they said.
Then, three or four people were awake.
As soon as the door opened, it was like a lie!
"Gacha!" "Open it up!" "Yay!" "Thank you so much!"
"Parking lot!" "Key!" "Key!" "Key!"
You've come back this far, junior!
How dare you!