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In Gaki no Tsukai Arahen, Gaki no Tsukai team versus Moto Tenren Sozai team, let's have a showdown!
Until now, we were divided into two teams, but this year it's Gaki team versus Moto Tenren Sozai team.
Are we starting with Fujiwara?
Fujiwara san!
Right?
Yes, thank you!
The atmosphere is a little weird, isn't it?
The atmosphere is weird.
It's kind of like a skin type.
It's a type of skin that's specific for comedians before they slip.
Do you know that?!
This is dangerous!
I slipped seven times at school!
It's okay, it's not a problem!
It's too old!
Nobody said that!
And the winning team is...
One million yen!
One million!
I'll definitely win!
One million yen!
The first showdown is "Taiman Shimashai"!
Now, each team will represent one person and fight against each other.
The winning team gets 10 points!
The losing team will receive a penalty game!
Will this be a penalty game for all of the opposing teams?
Yes!
Now, the first showdown is "Good Morning Showdown"!
First of all...
To put it simply...
I don't know how to say "good morning" in a pleasant way.
That's right.
Because we've been doing it for over 10 years.
Because we're old.
We're all old!
We're like, "Hi, I'm Pat. Nice to meet you."
Well, well, well...
There are things we can't say.
I see.
We weren't born with it.
For example...
Huh? Huh?
We weren't born with it.
For example...
What's wrong with you?
I don't know.
Who wants to go first?
One, two...
Miyasako!
Me!
One, two...
Matsumoto!
Me!
Matsumoto vs. Miyasako for the first showdown...
"Good Morning Showdown"!
The young team will go first.
Matsumoto will go first.
Let's go!
Ready...
Wait! It's too early for a fight!
Let's do it later!
You're too scary!
It's not like that!
I'm not in a good mood.
Let's do it!
Let's go! Ready...
Good morning!
Here it is!
It's creepy!
Let's do it!
Good morning!
Let's do it!
It's creepy!
Wait a minute!
The order is wrong!
You must be my junior!
Good morning!
It's creepy!
Let's do it!
Ready...
You should say "good morning"!
You should say it!
Spenser?
Five!
Spenser!
Audience! First applause for Miyasako!
Applause for Masakado!
Miyasako lost this game!
This is the final game!
I'll play according to the sound.
What will you do, everyone?
Well, I'd rather Hamada-san be last.
Because you're the last, Hamada-san.
Oh, I don't like it anymore.
You're the type of person who thinks highly of your seniors.
Here we go!
Tossport!
- What's up? - What's up?
- It's hot.
- My neck hurts. - My neck hurts.
What are you doing? I'm giving you information.
Next, Hamada vs. Hodohara. Fast sausage one-bite battle.
Hamada gave up in the last "Let's battle it out" battle.
This time, revenge is on fire.
- Let's go for it. - Let's do it.
- If we eat it all, we'll win. - Yeah, if you eat it all, you'll win.
- Let's do it refreshingly. - Okay.
Let's go. Fast sausage one-bite battle, ready...
- Wait... - Start!
- Here we go. - Hamada.
Eat it, eat it, eat it.
- Eat it, eat it, eat it. - Eat it, eat it.
- Eat it, eat it, eat it. - Eat it, eat it, eat it.
- If you eat it all, you'll win.
It's still there!
Keep going!
It's still there!
What's going on?
Take it! Take it!
What's going on?
His legs are spreading!
I feel sick!
Kecchan, that's...
Have some medicine!
What's wrong?
No!
Run!
Get in!
Noooooo!
I didn't hear anything.
I was dumped.
It's over! It's over!
It's over!
I think you did a good job, but...
I didn't hear anything.
I was like a girl without her own room.
I'll kill you.
I'll make you a woman.
Please give a hand to Kora for her hard work!
You did a good job!
The punishment game is...
Which one is it?
Here is the punishment game!
What's this?
It's a delivery menu!
It's hot!
How do you like it?
It's good!
It has a hard core!
What's that?
Is it for separating and eating?
No idea!
Hey, this is amazing!
This is definitely harder than the last one!
OK, let's go!
Takuai, takuai menu de don!
Takuai menu de don!
I'm so scared!
What's in there?
You did it!
How was it?
You didn't hesitate at all!
How was it?
Hey, Hamada!
I'm not used to this!
Takuai menu's way of thinking has changed!
The third match is Yomosaki vs. Hosshan!
How will Yomosaki challenge Hosshan's absolute advantage?
This is my first time doing this!
But you can do it, right?
You can do it, right?
I always say I can do it!
I'm always like this!
Like a Kansai person!
Let's go!
Wait a minute!
You're bleeding!
You look like an instructor!
Let's start with Hosshan and Yamaaki.
Yes, yes, yes.
Let's do it.
Can you win?!
What?!
What do you mean "can you win, can you win"?!
There's no way you can win like that!
This is the first time I've seen Yamada-kun this angry!
No, it's just...
It's just...
You've been at it for a long time.
There's also a way of winning by length.
By length?
If you go like this...
It's longer.
It's this way.
It's amazing, this way.
Let's go.
Wait a minute.
Here I go.
He's done it!
Go for it!
Amazing!
He did it!
That's amazing!
Amazing!
What happened? What happened?
I can't breathe.
Can you breathe!?
I can't breathe!
I pulled it! Pulled it!
Why don't you try putting it in your right ear?
You can do it! You can do it!
Go for it! Go for it!
You're good at it.
You can do it!
Hold it!
Ouch!
It came out!
If you can't do it...
You can do it from here, right?
You don't need this, right?
You can do it, right?
The speed is different, right?
You did it slowly, right?
Hold it for a second.
You can do it, right?
What?
You did it!
That's crazy! What's that?
Because he crossed space and time!
I'm sure he went somewhere!
I'm sure he went to Showa!
This is the old man's punishment game!
Hollywood star
It has nothing to do with it!
What's that?
You have a lot of cool faces!
Steven Seagal is really old!
I'm Nicole Kidman!
I'm Tommy Lee Jones!
Let's go! "Hollywood star"!
I'm Hugh Grant!
I'm Nicole Kidman!
I'm Nicolas Cage!
I'm Steven Seagal!
I'm Tommy Lee Jones!
Face! Face! Face!
Don't make a face!
Face! Face! Face!
Who is Tommy Lee Jones?
Hollywood star
It's a "cat face" battle between Endo and Fujimoto!
Let's start with Endo!
Meow!
Yes! Yes!
Let's start with Fujimoto!
Ready!
Meow!
Endo! Endo! Endo!
Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go!
Don't underestimate me, Endo!
Go for it, Endo! Go!
Oh, there he is!
Hey, don't play with your eyes!
What? Is he a bug?
Hey, your temperature hasn't changed!
Huh?
Hey!
Endo, you're out!
Go for it, Endo!
Hey, your face!
Show us your face!
Wow!
Show us your face!
Go for it!
Go for it, Endo!
I'm going to let it out!
I'm a really funny guy!
Let it out! Let it out!
Go for it, Endo!
Don't underestimate me!
There he goes again!
What?
His face! His face!
His face!
His new face!
The last one.
The last one is a kitten.
A regular cat with a cat face!
The last one is down!
Off! Off!
The cat...
Mew...
What's that?
Let's do it normally in the end.
Let's do our best in the end.
The instrument team did a good job!
Good job!
Alright!
The tenor team did a good job!
Alright!
The penalty game for Endo is...
This! A balance ball!
Wow, this is hard!
Wow, it's heavy!
Endo, this is pretty hard!
It's hard, your neck...
But Endo, you lost against a cat-faced tiger, so it can't be helped.
It's really...
What are you doing?
This is painful.
This is heavy!
You have to be careful!
This is really...
But Endo, you lost against a cat-faced tiger, so it can't be helped.
This is hard!
Can you stop saying that?
I'll never do a cat-faced tiger match again!
Not again!
I'll never do it again!
I won't let you do a cat-faced tiger match again!
I definitely won't!
Alright, let's do it!
A balance ball!
Alright!
Hey Enno, look! Enno, look!
Oh, it's a cat!
It's a cat!
There's something there!
Look!
The 5th round is Nori Nori Rap Battle!
Yes!
It's a shame that we couldn't hear you at the end!
This is...
It's a big injury!
We'll put you in a comedy prison!
I don't want to lose again!
The 5th round is Tanaka vs. Haranishi's Nori Nori Rap Battle!
Who will win?
Tanaka, is this enough?
Yes, how is it?
Yes!
It's just an introduction, so...
Let's do it!
Start!
Yo, what's up?
I'm Tanaka!
Let me introduce you to my friends!
First of all, this guy, Matsumoto Itoshi!
He's over 40 and still single!
His trademark is his bald head!
Next up is this guy, Endo Oshoto!
His wife's name is Jackie!
His name is bald head!
Let's skip this one and go with this one!
His name is Tanaka Matsumoto Itoshi!
He's over 40 and still single!
His name is bald head!
We're friends with Jackie!
Please take care of us!
Thank you!
I won! I won!
This is difficult!
Didn't you introduce one person?
I don't usually introduce people.
Well, that's because you're translucent.
Translucent?
Well, let's go.
Yes!
What's the order?
Paranissi...
Paranissi... is this okay?
I'll do something about it!
That's why I keep making mistakes with you, Suga- san.
Who are you?
Who are you, Suga-san?
Did you swing your sword?
How did you swing your sword, Suga-san?
How did you swing it?!
Let's do this!
Music for the broadcasting crew, start!
My name is Paranissi Sakai...
You're still doing it!
Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo!
And this guy's name is Miyasako Hiroyuki!
This guy is very funny!
Very funny!
This year's winner is...
Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo!
His name is Fujiwara Fujimoto.
His face is a little bit shaped.
Shaped!
At a festival!
Wash! Wash!
Shaped!
At a festival!
Wash! Wash!
Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo!
His name is Hosshan!
I'm making kara kara udon.
Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo!
I'm doing it with my knees and elbows!
Let's do it together.
Wow, amazing!
Hey, that's a joke!
Not a joke.
That's not a joke.
It was amazing this sense of rhythm in between the jokes.
It was amazing.
Now, let's give our audience their vote.
Clap if you think the kids team won!
Good, it went up!
That's hot!
Tenso team!
Good!
BACKGAME IS HIGH!
Here is the punishment game!
One, two...
Go for it with a whiskey cup!
A whiskey cup?
That's a really good one.
Amazing!
Wow, this one!
This one hurts!
This is a good one!
Wow, it's really touching!
This is a good one!
This is...
Damn it!
Goddamn it!
That was a good one!
Next!
A hyper-intense game is on the rise!
And!
AI impacts!
I'm putting some milk into my handbag!
The men who challenge the ultra-difficult game, in order to reach the conclusion of their fiery battle!