AISubs v3.5
- No, no, no. - Are you serious?
- But that doesn't mean I'm insidious or anything... - No, that's true, you are.
- What is going on? - I'm sorry, I...
- Oh, wait, you missed it. - I wasn't filming...
- I apologize. - I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
- What's wrong? - What's wrong?
- It's like... I was stuck for a while... Can you not look so serious? - No, no, no, no.
- No, no, no. - Yes.
- No, it's not. - It's before recording, right?
- Yes. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Yes. - It's not enough...
Not enough for one.
No, it's enough...
It's enough.
- Can we say something now? - No, no, no.
- Sorry, um... - Yes.
Um...
Where was it?
- Takasago, right? - Takasago, yes.
- What? - It's far.
- What's wrong? - No...
- No, it's... - It's like that now.
- Oh, it's close. - Huh?
It's close, it's close.
- It's close, isn't it? - What's wrong?
No, um...
Actually, um...
- There's an A-chan's concert. - Huh?
- Really?! - Yes.
- Where? - No, it's really close.
- When? - Today.
- Today?! - Yes.
- Really?! - Yes.
If you're okay with it...
How about it?
- Ticket... - No, no, no.
- Where? - No, there's a ticket.
- Really?! - Yes, um...
At a live house in Akasaka.
- Recently, like this... - Oh, A-chan...
- You dare to do something like that... - Oh, I see...
I can't go, so...
If you're okay with it, can you go?
- Huh, really?! - Yes.
- Ticket... - Ticket...
- Ah, Suga-san can go too. - Yes, yes, yes, yes, six tickets.
- Um, and then, is it okay for the camera to go in at all? - Really?!
- No way! - But I don't think that's something Matsukita-san can say.
- No, but I think it's okay for them to go in. - Yeah, it's okay for them to go in.
- Then, is it okay for me to go in as a kid? - I don't think it's okay at all.
- Really?! - They say it's okay for you to use it as a DVD.
- Ehhh?! - Is it that bad?!
- Isn't it really bad?! - Isn't it really bad?!
- Recently, you've been showing off your passion for Mahjong. - Really?!
- If it's okay with you, I'd like one of you to go in. - Ticket...
- It's a simple ticket, isn't it? - Well, it's a live house, so...
- Well, yeah, right?! - Yes.
- I'll go in. - Yes.
- It seems like it's become a tradition. - Yes.
- It's like a citizen pool or something... - No, really...
- Sometimes you do it like that... - Yeah, yeah...
- I'm sorry, but I had a bad image of you. - Yeah, yeah...
- You can really see it up close. - Oh, really...
- Well...
- One person for 5,000 yen. - Yes.
- This is 5,000 yen. - Eh?! Isn't it a credit?
- Well, it's kind of... you know... - You know what I mean?
- Can you say that a little more clearly? - No, no, no...
- I thought you'd pay attention to the fact that it's money.
- Well, but... - Give it to me!
- I'd like you to give it to me, but... - Give me 5,000 yen.
- This is it. - I'll give it to you later.
- But now that it's late... - That's right.
- Should we do something about it? - The camera is also a waste of money.
- No, this is a change of plans. - This is a change of plans, isn't it?
- Should we change it? - By all means. - Because we don't have such an opportunity anymore.
- By all means, this... - No, but it's true, isn't it?
- As Mr. Itada said, it's only natural for us to pay for it. - Ah!
- You're so kind!
- Ah, sorry! - Is it okay?
- Here's 30,000 yen. - Thank you, sir.
- No, no, no... - Thank you for your help.
- No, no, no... - It depends on how you use it!
- Right? - Yes, Mr. Fei.
- Sorry about that... How about this, too?
- Ah, I'm happy! - It's Mr. Fei's... what?
- Towel, but it's this year's... - Ah...
- Huh? They had one of these? - It's red!
- Since we're going... - Ah, it's very bad quality, this.
- It's like a newspaper sale.
This is small.
It's small.
This is simple, right?
It was this short.
It's like my thorn came out and it's like it's burnt.
The staff all have this.
Really?
It's rare for the staff to do this at the end of a concert.
It doesn't matter if it's for this.
But this is definitely for a concert.
No matter what you give me.
I'm happy.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
This is also 30,000 yen.
What?
10,000 yen.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
I told you already.
No, you said it.
You said it.
This is only a few hundred yen.
It's about 1,000 yen.
I'm sorry, Suga-san.
I'm sorry.
No, it can't be helped.
I lost.
No, but it's okay.
It's Summer.
It's a bit heavy.
It's just like that.
It's about time.
I have work today.
I'm sorry.
Thank you for your hard work.
It's a bit dangerous.
It's dangerous inside.
That's right.
Let's do the opening song.
Yes, let's do it.
It's really luxurious.
Let's go.
Yes.
You'll know when it comes out, right?
It's out!
This broadcast is brought to you by the sponsors you see.
What's going on?
Oh, it's suddenly like this.
Oh, it's here.
It's not like a bar.
There's no one around.
No, there's no one around.
Do you want to ask?
Yes.
Excuse me.
Yes?
Is this okay?
Yes, it's okay.
It's okay?
We have a live show in five days.
Yazawa is waiting for you, so come to the school.
Is this a backstage?
Wow, is it for real?
Can I go in?
Please come.
This is the venue.
Wow, it's amazing!
Wow, it's starting already!
Wow, it's A-chan's school.
It's really close!
This is too cheap!
Where is it?
Itao-san, you have to say something.
I'll say it later.
Ah, this is famous.
This is the glamour school.
Thank you very much!
This is nostalgic!
Let's go!
It's fun to be with you.
I'm always loved.
Thanks a lot.
Without you, baby, I do not know, know, know, know, know, know.
You make me excited, baby.
But I miss you, my girlfriend.
Thank you very much.
You are the best, you are the best.
What will you do?
I feel good, I feel good, I feel good, I feel good, I feel good, I feel good.
Okay, okay.
Let me introduce the members.
Guitar, Yomen!
Nice to meet you!
This is the last one, but I'll do my best, so please look forward to it!
Tommy, it's your fate, come on!
Feel it now, feel it now, feel it now, tonight
I won't stop, I won't leave you
I want you to reach me
I've come this far
No matter how much, no matter how many times, baby I never can go
Thank you!
What should we do?
Hey, if we do this, you know...
I think we should get like six tickets.
That's right.
But we can't do this.
But I think we can...
Let's go for six!
Six?
Can you do it?
Let's go! Let's go!
Harada!
Let's go for six!
This is...
Let's go for six.
If you don't say it, we can't do it.
Let's go for six.
Can you do it?
Yes.
Um...
Itaho...
Thank you.
No, it's not thank you.
It's not thank you.
Itaho, first of all...
Even if you lie, you'll be in trouble.
Was it the best?
No...
The best...
How about you, Endo?
Yes?
Well, for me...
It's like...
The concert...
It's like... going and going and going and going...
And it's like "bang"... like that.
How about it?
You're gonna sing, aren't you?
As Cocorico...
It's like... going and going and going and going...
And when you go it's like "bang"...
How about it?
I don't really know about it...
OK, let's change the question.
When Cocorico stands on the stage like this...
and when Cocorico hasn't come out yet...
and when the end is coming out...
and the computer goes "dong"!
"dong"! "gah"!
"dong"! "dong"!
Well...
40 years...
50 years...
I've been doing it and living it...
but...
you know...
why had she come out like this...
Yes, I think it's kind of...
you're thinking in a weird manner...
but it's like this...
I don't know...
OK, well...
She came out in this way...
please wait a second.
This is...
rice from Yazawa.
This is...
Mr. Yano, please take a look at this.
Yazawa rice.
There is south.
South rice.
South of Momoi.
This is...
From a farmer in the northeast...
he asked for rice.
He also went to Yazawa...
and asked for a lot of rice...
and he dug it up...
When I put it in my mouth, it was like "don" and it came out.
I think it can be cooked.
Is it possible for such a thing to come out?
It's unusual for you to say it in such a way.
Why do you say it in such a way?
It's unusual for you to say it in such a way.
OK, everyone, please try it.
Yazawa beef?
It's expensive!
It's 5,000 yen.
This is also Yazawa beef with strong rock flavor.
Yazawa beef raised with rock tabasco.
When I heard it and heard it and heard it...
I did it.
What did you do?
I did it.
Is it delicious?
Of course it is.
That's the right answer.
I didn't have that idea.
I did it.
This is the last one.
Do you know this?
This is a yaza's white plastic glove.
Anyway, this is "tsukamidori".
"Tsukamidori"?
Yes.
I don't know.
I'll give you all of this.
Will it be too much?
No, no.
You can roll it up.
It will be more...
Right?
It will be more...
The purpose of this is to grab a lot of things.
I don't want to do it.
Like this?
Yes, like this.
It's good.
Is it?
Yes, it is.
Then...
I'll give you this yaza's microphone and ballpoint pen.
Is it a ballpoint pen?
Yes.
Let me see it.
It's a microphone stand...
Is it a microphone?
No, it's a matchstick.
It's a matchstick.
Okay, everyone.
I'll give you the ballpoint pen.
See?
I knew it.
Right?
Please wait a moment.
How much is it?
I don't know how much it is, but...
How much is it?
Fifty yen including tax.
What?
Fifty yen including tax?
What did you say?
Wait a moment.
Fifty yen including tax?
Of course.
Wait a moment.
No, no, no.
It's too expensive.
Fifty yen.
Let's return it.
No, no, no.
Let's return it.
It's not fifty yen including tax.
No, it's not.
Let's return it.
How much is it?
It's fifty yen including tax.
How can it be fifty yen including tax?
It's fifty yen including tax.
No, no.
It's strange.
Angol is here.
I'm here.
Please take care of Gogei.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Thank you very much for coming today.
I've been waiting for you for a long time.
(Cheering)
Matsumoto-san recommends that Matsumoto-san has more than a hundred secret books passed down from his ancestors at home.
Ah.
Please tell us a spell that helps with sudden nosebleeds that have been passed down from generation to generation in the Matsumoto family.
This is, you know, when you're on a date.
You should remember this, right?
That's right. When you're driving someone in.
Yes, yes.
That's good, that's good.
When you're looking for a room.
Yes, yes.
I'll tell you about this in various places.
Um...
When you're packing.
When you're packing your car.
Yes, yes, that's right.
When you're going on a New Zealand adventure.
Yes, yes, yes.
Um...
In various places.
Um...
When you're going to a dinner party.
Takoyaki party.
What?
When you have sudden nosebleeds, you say "Wow!".
Well, nosebleeds are low, right?
If you have a team that has nosebleeds and a team that doesn't have nosebleeds, please join the team that doesn't have nosebleeds!
Hey, you!
If you have a high school that has nosebleeds and a high school that doesn't have nosebleeds, please go to a high school that doesn't have nosebleeds and then graduate!
No class exchange.
Yes.
You'll be friends for sure.
For three years.
You'll be friends for sure.
Don't say that!
What?
Don't say that!
Please graduate perfectly.
I'm sorry, I will.
Yes.
I'm sorry, but please tell me.
Do you have one?
No, I sometimes go out because of nosebleeds, but...
You idiot!
The victim and the victim are living together!
Let me tell you a magic word that will work for a sudden nosebleed.
I think you should be more angry at your nosebleed.
You shouldn't say "Ah, I have a nosebleed!"
You should be really angry at your nosebleed!
Get out of my way!
You shouldn't say "get out of my way" when you have such power!
It doesn't matter if you have a nosebleed or not, it doesn't matter if you have a nosebleed or not.
You should be angry! "Get out of my way, nosebleed!"
Get out of my way!
When you are angry, your nosebleed will go "hiyaaa!"
Even if you have a nosebleed, you should say "get out of my way, nosebleed!"
I'm going to eat you up!
You should say it like that.
It's scary when you are angry, isn't it?
Surprisingly, no one did it with a strong point.
You shouldn't say "I'm angry now!"
You think you can't do anything, don't you? But when you do it, it's not like that.
Don't you have any trouble?
No, I don't have any trouble.
You know, your lips...
Are you okay with it?
No, it's not my lips.
Oh, you said something strange.
It's novel, isn't it?
I have a lot of lips.
Don't say small things.
Which one is small?
If I say "small lips",
when I wake up tomorrow, I'll be like this.
Which one is good?
It's not small lips!
I'm free now.
If I say "small lips",
what will you say?
If you say "small lips", you'll look funny.
You won't look funny!
If I say "small lips" or "small lips", which one is good?
If you say "small lips" all the time,
when I say "small lips" in the morning,
you'll say "small lips" first, right?
But you'll get used to it.
You don't like it, do you?
No, I don't like it.
Sometimes you wake up in the middle of the night.
You don't like it, do you?
You look like this.
What?
I don't have a lipstick.
And you said, "Take off your tarot and lipstick!"
Let's go!
Let's go! If we go together, we'll die together!
No, I don't know if you're fat or not, but you don't have a tarot and lipstick.
You should release me already!
What do you mean release you?
Come on! This is your only chance!
Release me!
I'm going home.
You're...
You're a bad guy!
Get out of here!
What?
Get out of here!
What did you say?
Get out of here!
Shut up!
Why?
What's wrong with you?
If you don't get out of here, you'll die tomorrow!
You're...
I'm going home, you idiot!
You're...
I'm going home!
I'm going home, you idiot!
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