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Today's IREBA O-MUI champion, and soon-to-be IREBA O-MUI champion, tonight a new O-MUI record will be born!
Good evening, I am Shigeru Kajibara, your host.
Following "Uranai" and "Magic", we have invited "Gaki no Tsukai" and "Ara-hen" again.
Two of you from "Down Town", and two of you from "Yamazaki Hosei" and "Kokoriko".
When you were invited for the first time, you were "Uranai" and "Magician".
You are "Piccadilly" and "Umeta-san" who came from Canada.
It is a temporary appearance, but you were actually a champion of "O-MUI".
Yes, it is amazing.
Why didn't you say it last time?
Because it became obvious.
You came all the way from Canada this time as well.
Not only in Canada, but also in the whole of America, you are feared as "last vacuum samurai".
Not only that, but in the cold winter nights you are carried in your own stomach and sleep.
What? What? What?
It is not something you say to people of that age.
It is not like that. It is strange.
It is not something you say to people of that age.
To be honest, I am not sure about it.
The word "people of that age" may be a little off, but as you know, "Piccadilly" is a very delicate person.
If you say anything wrong during the performance, you may be sent back home.
Where is that?
To Canada.
Please be careful about that.
And now...
Shall we call...
Without a full stomach juice...
Without a legacy...
The champion of fear...
Piccadilly Merlin is here!
[The world's first fear-inducing stomach juice]
The world's first fear-inducing stomach juice is...
Zero-taste
If you don't chew it, you'll be faster!
No, if you don't chew it, you'll be faster!
Come! Piccadilly Merlin will challenge the unprecedented home run record!
[The world's first fear-inducing stomach juice]
Once again, let me introduce you...
The champion of fear...
Piccadilly Merlin!
It's been a while.
Thank you for having me.
Can I eat the stomach juice?
Yes.
What did you say?
Can I eat the stomach juice?
Yes.
Let's do it.
Thank you for having me.
Everyone will challenge the unprecedented stomach juice.
First of all...
This is the first one!
[The world's first fear-inducing stomach juice]
I don't know if you think it's a fear-inducing challenge, but Picadilly-san has previously broken 498 records.
And Picadilly-san's saying is, "The past me is your rival."
And he's challenging himself to break his own record.
Tanaka-san, how do you feel about this attitude?
If it's 500 records, it must have been like 250 sarahs.
That's right.
I'm already hungry.
Huh?
I'm hungry.
Huh?
I'm hungry.
Huh?
I'm hungry.
That's weird!
I think I'll go back to Canada.
Then, Mr. Hamada...
Can you not eat yet?
I'm talking to you!
Mr. Hamada, we've prepared a seat for you over there.
Mr. Hamada, please go over there and experience how huge Mr. Picadilly's stomach is.
Oh, I see.
I see.
Next to you!
Then I'll do it too.
By eating together with you, you can experience how huge Mr. Picadilly's stomach is.
I see.
There are 500 pieces of sushi lined up.
Of course, only a part of the 500 pieces are here now.
From now on, there will be 500 pieces like "wanko soba".
Let's see it!
500 pieces of sushi!
Ready...
Start!
Hamada-san is eating at a good pace.
He's eating slowly.
This is for one hour, right?
Yes, one hour.
He's eating fast.
He's eating salmon.
Is it okay for me to eat this?
Yes, of course.
Is it okay for me to eat this?
Let's see what Hamada-san says.
Hamada-san is eating at a good pace.
Hamada-san is working hard.
Hamada-san is in 6th place.
He has 3 plates and...
Look at his side.
He's eating "picadilly".
He's eating a plate and...
He's eating a roll.
Hamada is amazing.
Four plates and eight cans.
Eight cans.
He's only been drinking tea.
Hamada is in the lead.
He went for a different sushi.
He went for eight cans.
Eight cans!
Fifth plate!
Good job, Hamada!
Piccadilly, it's about time.
One plate!
Piccadilly, let's go!
Is wasabi working?
What's wrong, Piccadilly?
You look like you're in pain.
But it's only the second can.
What are you doing?
What happened?
I don't know what you're talking about.
What is this?
Hey.
Why are you doing this to me?
In the past, when you couldn't eat, you said you could pay with money.
The person who let me try sushi every night died the other day.
At first, I didn't know if the wasabi was working or if the sourness of the sushi rice was working.
But as I ate it, I remembered.
You can eat anything but sushi.
Is that so?
That's too soon!
I'm sorry for making you remember something painful.
You can eat anything, right?
Did you say you could eat anything?
As I thought, you can only eat sushi.
You can eat anything but sushi.
Is that so?
Then...
What do you mean by "sushi"?
We're in the middle of a meeting!
Mr. Amada!
Can you go home?
I'm going home!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
If you go any further, you'll be sent back to Canada.
Let's go home!
Mr. Amada!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Well, we're very sorry for Mr. Amada's request...
...and our painful memories.
We'll not count this.
You should have scheduled a meeting.
We're sorry about that.
It's not our fault!
But it can't be helped.
It can't be helped.
We sincerely apologize to everyone watching on TV.
It's better if we did that.
Let's move on to the next challenge.
This time, it's this!
Next up is...
Eating 60 bowls of beef bowl for one hour
That's impossible!
One bowl for one minute?
That's right!
That's impossible!
I want to eat it!
Endo-san, what do you think?
Can I eat it for real?
Itadakimasu!
Endo-san, what do you think?
Can I eat it for real?
Please eat it for real!
It hurts!
Endo...
Have you been feeding your wife lately?
Yes!
That's no good!
You have to feed her every night!
Feed her?
Tell your wife you love her!
Tell her you're going to eat her tonight!
Tell her your name!
Tell her you're going to eat her tonight!
Really?
If you say it, I'll eat you!
But you have to change it!
It's not just Endo's problem!
Please do it for the show!
Chiaki!
Tonight we'll eat you up!
It can't be helped. Let's say it like it is.
Yeah, let's say it like it is.
It can't be helped.
So, this time...
Yamazaki Hosei-san...
Yamazaki-san.
...has recommended...
...that we eat up Piccadilly-san in earnest.
Could you show us how much of a difference there is?
Sure.
Yamazaki-san, because of what happened earlier...
...we'll show you how much of a difference there is.
Thank you in advance.
Yes.
Now, both of you are ready.
Gyudon...
...big-bite...
...sixty bowls...
...ready...
...start!
Yamazaki Hosei likes it!
It's good! It's good!
It's good!
He's eating it up from the front!
Yamazaki Hosei is eating it up!
And...
...Piccadilly-san is coming up from here!
Is he coming up from here?
He's coming up, Piccadilly-san!
Piccadilly-san has plenty of time!
His back is shaking!
Yamazaki Hosei is listening!
As expected of Piccadilly-san, he has plenty of time!
First of all, tea!
But if you eat sixty bowls of tea in one hour...
...it's really...
...in the second half of the game...
...it's really...
It's tough, it's tough.
Yamazaki Hosei!
Has he already eaten one-third of it?!
Yamazaki Hosei, you're amazing!
Hey!
Hey, why did you stop?
Um... it was a dangerous place!
What?
It was a dangerous place?
I said it was a dangerous place.
W-what's dangerous?
Beef!
Yes.
Is it edible?
Yes.
Do you know I'm a vegetarian?
Vegetarian?
Vegetarian.
I'm a vegetarian.
Oh, the beef...
Oh, so it's not edible?
With my selfless spirit...
I was eating...
...as a part-time job...
It's not edible.
I'm not drunk and I'm not cheating.
Excuse me.
Um...
Um... Mr. Piccadilly being a vegetarian...
...and our staff not knowing about it...
...and putting beef in this dish...
...putting beef in this dish...
...was the wrong start in the first place.
I'm sorry.
Mr. Taira, you should talk with him.
Yes.
No...
Something's wrong.
I'm sorry, but...
...this beef bowl is "no count".
What?
But...
What?
Why don't you say it yourself?
You shouldn't have said it in the first place.
You guys are bad.
What?
You guys are bad.
I'm sorry.
Well then...
I understand.
In order for you to show your sincerity...
...this is already...
...this is already certain for me.
The next challenge is...
...this!
The next challenge is...
...eating 70 plates of curry rice in one hour!
No way!
Are you serious?!
If you can do it...
I haven't eaten enough yet.
Of course you haven't.
You haven't eaten it yet, have you?
No, I haven't.
Of course you haven't.
Now, we'll have them do the curry challenge...
...but first we'll have Matsumoto-san come up.
Are you coming up?
Yes!
You're coming up, right?
Yes!
You're coming up, right?
You're coming up right next to me, right?
Wait, I'm getting angry.
He's laughing.
He's laughing, coming up here.
Oh, Hagi-chan's here.
Hagi-chan's here.
I'm getting into it.
I'm not getting into it.
Now, it looks like you two are ready.
Eating 70 plates of curry rice in one hour!
Ready...
Start!
You're doing it!
I think it's about time I took it out.
He's taking it out.
Before we get serious...
Matsumoto-san, eat one plate!
Matsumoto-san, hurry up!
It's okay.
Let's get serious.
Can you eat it in one hour?
70 plates in one hour!
Does he know the rules?
Matsumoto-san is eating with a strong sense of feeling.
Can you eat it in one hour?
I don't know. I'll do it for you.
Let's start.
He is coming.
Masumoto is eating a lot.
Masumoto is not heavy.
He is eating a lot.
He was eating a lot of Bend.
That's enough.
He's stopped moving for a moment.
But he's glaring at her!
Huh? What's wrong?
What? What?
It's shining.
What?
I remembered something while eating curry.
My wife and an Indian...
They cheated on me and ran away from home.
When I came back...
They ran away again.
This isn't curry...
My life...
is too spicy.
Oh!
What's wrong?
Hey!
Huh?
Mr. Matsuri!
You're talking to me!
Mr. Hans!
You're talking to me!
Mr. Picadilly!
You just yelled "gag"!
Mr. Picadilly?
Mr. Picadilly?!
Mr. Picadilly?
Huh?
Say it louder with everyone again!
Mr. Picadilly!
Picadilly Umeda's "What in the world?"
This is a question for Mr. Mazumosu, who has a platinum bracelet that no one has ever obtained in judo.
How can you obtain a platinum bracelet?
- Is this a platinum bracelet on top of a black bracelet? - Yes, it's a platinum bracelet.
They say you can't change it even if you put out ten black bracelets, right?
No, I don't know.
- No, you know, right? - Is it higher? - It's higher.
- Ah, I see. - They say you can't change it even if you put out twelve black bracelets.
- That's a lot of money. - Is it?
So, how should I put it?
- Eh? - So, you can't change it even if you put out twelve black bracelets, right?
- Oh, oh, oh. - So, you can't change it even if you put out twelve black bracelets, right?
- Ah, yes. - Even if you put out twelve black bracelets,
you can't change it even if you put out twelve black bracelets, right?
- Ah, yes. - That's why we call it 'fukinukeya'.
- In other words, we call it 'fukinukeya' as judoka.
- How can you get black bracelets?
- When you use strong qualities.
- Ah, I see. - Yes. - So, you can use a special technique?
- In a tournament...
a good looking man
runs to you like Gesa...
in that case, you won't enterize with black bracelets.
- Ah, is that so? - Yes. - Ah, is that so? Then, how can you win black bracelets?
- You can attack with an amazing move of grabbing by defense.
- Everyone makes they attack with attacking movement.
- That's what everyone's been doing! - That's right.
What?!
- But there's a more amazing way of holding it down. - Yes.
And in the past, only one or two people have been able to do it.
- Oh, really? - Only one or two.
- Those of you who have a Polagina obi... - Only one or two.
Actually, only one.
- No, I was told there were two of you. - Oh.
- Yes, that's right. - Well, it doesn't matter.
- It doesn't matter, even if it's three of you. - Two of you.
- Two of you, right? - Yes.
- Who? - Huh?
Me and...
Um... Benezera's okama.
Okama?!
But it was strong.
- It's easy to hold down. - Yes, it's easy to hold down.
I see.
So how do you hold it down?
Do you know how to hold it down?
No.
Normally, once you hold it down, the count starts.
- And then... - Yes.
- When that time passes, you win. - Yes, I know that.
- This is just an ordinary black obi, right? - Yes, that's right.
So how do you hold it down to become a platinum obi?
- I hold it down like this. - No, what are you holding down?
- My neck. - Your neck?!
I hold down my opponent's neck.
- I hold it down like this. - Like a headlock?
- Yes, I hold it down like a headlock. - I see, I see.
- And then... - Is that okay? Is a headlock okay?
- A headlock for 10 seconds? - Then...
- I hold it down like this. - No, what's this?
- This is my neck. - No, but...
Is it okay for you to do this with your neck?
Is it okay for me to do this with my neck? Normally?
Well, it's okay.
- Is it okay for you? - I hold it down like this.
- How do you hold it down? - Well, it's okay like this.
- Why are you running like that? - What do you mean?
- I can't do it like this. - So you hold it down like this, right?
Which one is it?!
- So you hold it down like this, right? - Yes, like this.
- You hold it down like this... - Yes, yes.
- And if you do it like this, it's just an ordinary black obi.
- Even if you hold it down like this for 10 seconds... - Yes.
- This is where I got my platinum from. - I see, I see.
- I didn't finish it like this. - I see, I see.
- I rolled it like a tatami mat! - I see, I see.
Well, are you surprised?
The Piccadilly series will continue!
- To the driver's office. - Yes, sir.
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