AISubs v3.5
Before recording, the same dressing room as always.
On this day, the members didn't expect a man's grand determination to be drawn.
Good morning.
Can I say something?
What's up?
You know about the military law, don't you?
Yes.
How can I put it...
Do you call it "coming out"?
What? Is there such a thing as "coming out"?
I'm sorry, but I'm going to cut it short.
What are you doing like a dead man?
I got an email.
From Evo?
Did you get an email from him?
Yes, but I only reply once in eight days.
I'm going to call him.
Yes.
Evo!
Good morning.
I have something to tell you.
Yes.
The military law turns 50 years old and turns into a horse.
I'd like to explain it like this.
The military law turns into a woman.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Why does it turn into a woman?
Well...
To put it simply...
New Half.
What?
Why?
What?
I've lived a long life and I've felt a little bit of it.
But I think it's more profitable for a woman than for a man.
What do you mean?
Well...
It feels ten times better for a man.
Is that the first thing?
I think it's very important.
I think it's more profitable for a woman.
Right?
Actually...
I went on a date with a woman the other day.
I went to a haunted house.
When I tried to go in...
There was a scary person at the entrance.
I was so scared that I couldn't go in.
So I was whining and...
That woman said...
You're a man! Don't whine!
Don't whine!
I got angry and went home. But I'm a scary man, I'm a scary man.
So...
So you don't have to be strong.
That's right.
Please let me be a woman.
If you do what you think is right, you can make a decision.
Anyway, I think I'll do my makeup first.
You said you wanted to be a woman.
But if you think it's too hard, you can think about beans.
Beans! Beans!
Beans!
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Thank you for waiting.
It seems to be ready for now.
Would you like to see it?
Pebo! Beans! Beans!
Thank you for waiting.
I was surprised.
How is it?
There is such an old woman.
Such an old woman. She looks young.
Is she young?
She is small and cute, isn't she?
What do you think of it?
It feels good.
The staff who know her for a long time also think so.
But she is not a woman.
Her body shape is strange.
I think she should show her breasts.
That's right.
Please show your breasts.
Let me show you this.
This is a punch key.
What kind of breasts do you like?
I like C-cup breasts.
I like C-cup breasts that fit in my hand.
I want to be like that.
You have to try a little.
Please.
Are you holding it in your hand?
It's very black.
This is good.
This feels good.
What are you doing?
This is a bouncy cup.
This is amazing.
This is good.
Can you do it like this?
It's true.
It can't be helped.
It's hard to make breasts with nubra.
What do you think of it?
I feel like I'm a woman.
She is very excited.
What do you think of it?
This is good.
Wait a minute.
What do you like about it?
Was it good to be a woman?
Are you serious?
I'm serious.
The interviewer talks about women's beauty.
What is "beauty" for you, Mr. Febo?
I see.
Women's beauty is beauty from inside.
If you have beautiful inside, you will have beautiful outside.
I think you should make your inside beautiful.
How do you polish your inside?
Well...
What is "inside" exactly?
It's softness.
Softness.
Softness is important.
Mr. Febo, do you have an ideal image of a woman you aim for?
Softness and...
What are you doing?
If you were a woman in the Japanese entertainment world, who would you be?
Yonekura is beautiful.
Yonekura?
Yes.
What kind of man do you want to be embraced by?
Mr. Hamada is wonderful.
Mr. Hamada, please tell us.
I've always wanted to be embraced by you.
But I don't know if it's true or not.
Why is it true or not?
You have to say it!
It's possible. I'm about 30% sure.
I'm very sensitive.
Mr. Hamada is very "s".
So I think you are very wonderful.
There are many "s".
There is no "hard s" in the entertainment world.
It's "hard s".
Mr. Hamada is "s".
Why is it "hard s"?
I'm sorry. I don't want to be involved in this project anymore.
You're totally into it.
I've prepared everything.
Is there a monster?
Don't call me a monster.
I'm a bean.
Mr. Hamada is a bean.
Bean!
Thank you for waiting.
You said you like this one.
I don't like it.
It's disgusting.
Who did you think of?
Minako Tanaka.
Minako Tanaka?
She's too old.
Why did you make it?
I think you should find a boyfriend.
You're a man.
You're not a woman if you're beautiful like this?
I'll hit on you.
You're a man.
I'll hit on you.
You're a woman.
I want you to say "hard s" more than "hard s".
You're too excited about this project.
You're a woman.
Oh, I see.
I'm sorry, Mr. Sustana.
We're disbanding.
I'm sorry, Mr. Suga. I'm sorry if I've offended you.
I'm sorry if I've offended you.
Are you going to go?
Are you going?
He's been doing ad-libs ever since he got in.
He does it a lot.
He's always like this.
In order to find this man, they're going to do the opposite in front of Aqua City.
I'm sorry, we really want to finish this as soon as possible, but...
I didn't think you'd come here.
Yes, yes, we've just been appointed as the person in charge of this place.
Well, we'll be going now, so...
Yes, yes.
There were really good people here.
Yes, yes, yes.
I don't know if this is the turning point of my life or not.
We're going to get a good man!
Is this an ad-lib?
Oh, come on!
It's coming out more and more!
Reporter!
Yes?
Can you hear me?
I can hear you.
Can you hear me?
I can hear you.
It's ad-lib!
I can hear you.
But can you see the camera?
The camera...
Yes, I can kind of see it.
Oh, I see.
Can you look at the camera for a moment?
Oh, look at the camera for a moment?
Yes, here...
Is this okay?
Everyone, look at this.
This man is the general manager of our show.
Hey!
Can you lick your own finger?
Huh? Like this?
Can you lick your own finger?
Yes, look at the camera.
Wow!
General manager!
Hello, good evening!
Oh, you're a salaryman!
Is there anything I can do for you?
No...
Oh, are you waiting for someone?
No, I'm in the middle of work...
Oh, I see.
Would you like some tea?
Or something like this?
What do you think of my fashion today?
Please forgive me.
Forgive you?
Why?
You're kind of like me, aren't you?
No, no...
You're kind of like me, aren't you?
No, no...
That's why...
You like me, don't you?
I have some free time, so let's go!
No, no...
I'm sorry!
Hey, wait a minute...
Huh? Where did you come from?
Oh, um...
I'll be right back...
No, but...
No, just five minutes!
Just five minutes!
Hey, wait a minute...
I'm sorry...
No, it's okay!
Come on!
No, no...
Just five minutes...
No, no...
I said just five minutes!
Just five minutes!
Oh, my...
Tomorrow, tomorrow...
Ah, what's up with him...
He's so manly...
But...
He's a bit fast...
But...
Ah, but...
Isn't it okay?
Ah...
Yay!
Ah, but...
Ah...
Be careful...
That's no good!
Isn't it bad enough?
He's saying you can do it, you can do it...
For gods sake!
Why not?!
Even though you're dressed up like this!
Why not?!
Maybe they bought it, but...
Why not?
Maybe...
Some of them are still attached, so it's no good, right?
What do you mean?
I mean...
It's a "XXX", right?
It's a "XXX" so it's no good, right?
Is it a male symbol?
It's attached, right?
It is, right?
But if you take it, Mr. Kamai, you'll be fine, right?
No, why are you asking me?
Mr. Kamai...
No, that's why...
Since we can't do it in Japan right now...
Heipou will go to Morocco!
What?!
Are you serious?!
Morocco!
What?!
The show has changed a little.
It's a documentary.
It's a documentary?
Yes.
I'll go to Morocco.
I'll definitely become beautiful and come back.
So look forward to it!
To become a complete woman...
Heipou, determined to go to Morocco, says goodbye.
With that said, everyone...
Huh?
It's time for us to say goodbye.
Yes, yes.
As men, Heipou and I...
It's time for us to say goodbye.
I see.
It may be so.
Is she really going to go to Morocco?
She's really going.
She'll become a complete woman and come back beautiful.
Yes.
Everyone, please look forward to it!
After the show, she'll return as "TK-san".
"TK-san"?
Isn't it "Coco S"?
"Coco S", yes.
Everyone, it's time for us to say goodbye.
Yes.
Saito-san...
Shouldn't you reconsider it?
Is it really okay?
It's decided.
Don't stop me.
Saito-san...
Is it really okay?
It's really okay.
She'll become a complete woman and come back beautiful.
Is it really okay?
Saito-san...
Let's stop it.
Stop what?
No...
Is it really okay?
It's decided.
Stop it.
You seem determined.
You've been doing this for a long time.
It's decided.
I'm sorry.
I'll see you in the forest.
Thank you.
I'm going to Morocco.
Take care.
Yes.
I'll be back.
Take care.
Please look forward to it.
I'll be back!
But it's a light move.
It hurts.
You've been together for a long time.
Yes, we've been together for a long time.
Me too.
It hurts.
When she comes back, she'll change her clothes.
That's right.
Take care!
Thank you!
See you!
It's been almost 30 years since I met you.
Since the AD era, I've been with you.
When I asked you if you wanted to be a woman,
To be honest, my heart was pounding.
To me, you are a man who has been with me
through hard times and sad times.
Try to remember the days we shared friendship with me.
Gas.
Help me!
Someone stop this bus!
Let's go home.
It's sad.
Gas!
How is it?
Mr. Kumamoto!
Can I say it like a man?
No, not at all.
I don't think so.
Can I say it like a man?
I did it!
It's over!
Yes!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
This itself is not a cut!
Ladies and gentlemen...
I was going to die this morning.
I'm glad.
It's impossible for me to be glad.
Other than that, I think anything is fine.
I almost died.
I sleep with my ears closed.
I've had it a few times in the past, but this time it was especially terrible.
Sometimes I fall asleep and eat.
With your ears closed...
You don't eat it, do you?
No, I eat it!
No, you drop it...
No, it's not like that! Sometimes I eat it!
No, I'll stop here for today!
No, you drop it!
Come on! You have to stop!
The earplugs themselves, right?
Yeah, I think so.
It came all the way up to here, so it was really bad today.
I put it in and it went "chak chak chak" about two times.
Matsumoto, out!
Well, of course you can live with a burn.
You can live with a burn.
But even if you get caught like this, you won't die, right?
Well, you know, you'd better drink as soon as you can.
You'd better drink, right?
The power of trying to live pushes you up.
Yeah, you'd better drink.
Okay, I'll say it like that this time.
Why didn't you drink?!
Were you confident at 16 inches?
I was!
But the audience doesn't know that at all.
They don't know that I said I'd be confident in 10 inches, right?
And I missed it.
But I was confident about a week later.
That's amazing.
I thought it was amazing, too.
But you heard it from someone, didn't you?
I heard it from someone, didn't I?
You're the one who gets called out.
No, you guessed it yourself!
You just said you heard it from someone!
That's right, that's right.
So you'd better prepare yourself properly.
Yes.
Seriously.
I'm sorry, Nagashime.
Genoga 1-movie 2, Matsumoto-san speaking.
Ah, movie 2, yes.
I heard that Superman's "s" mark is not Superman's "s".
What "s" is it?
Ah...
It's "spice", isn't it?
"Spice"?
"Spice".
It's "spicy".
"Spicy"?
Ah, it's a lie, it's a lie.
Can I be serious?
Of course.
Surprisingly, this is "beta" and "sm"'s "s".
It's a lie.
It's "spice", isn't it?
Superman?
Superman.
It's not like that...
But if you think about it, you'll know, won't you?
Know what?
If it's not "spice", you won't put so much pomade on it.
This has nothing to do with it.
Why is that?
The amount of pomade and "s" have nothing to do with it.
No, I'm "spice" so I know.
It's like you're trying to intimidate your opponent with your smell, you know?
No, I mean, think about it.
Let's say an incident happens.
Yes.
You go into the phone box and try to change clothes.
Where is "s"?
Why is it "s"?
It's definitely "s", isn't it?
No, no, no.
Ah, you're serious.
If you're "sm", you won't do something like that.
If you're "sm", how do you change clothes?
If you're "sm", you'll be like...
Ah!
"Ah!" like that.
Haha?
In that case, you're totally an "s", aren't you?
"Totally"?
Yes.
Right?
Either way.
"Either way", you say! Everyone says it!
Everyone says "Yoshimoto, you're the best!"
That's not true!
You're better than me!
That's not true!
Everyone says amazing things!
They don't say it.
No, I mean, I don't know.
What?
That incident happened, and you jumped into the phone box and changed your clothes...
I wouldn't know if I were an "s".
You should know.
What?
Changing into those clothes...
Yes.
And flying in the sky...
You wouldn't think of that, would you?
What?
Ah...
Wow!
It's really cold.
Oh, it's true. It's quite cold.
What is this place?
It's quite a place.
I'm a little scared of my own roar.
Hey, laugh!
It's surprisingly long.
But, you know...
This kind of studio is fine.
What are you saying?
It's really sturdy.
It's settled down.
It's shaking a little again.
It said "dodododo", didn't it?
What is that "dodododo"?
It was scary.
That sound...
I told you!
If I didn't have such confidence, I would have had a terrible fall.
I'm sorry.
No, definitely, even now...
The atmosphere is weird.
No, it's a simple story, isn't it?
No, it's not weird at all.
It's a little like an earthquake.
No, it's not.
You're great, but you fell right behind me.
Behind you?
When the earthquake came.
Behind you?
You were like "ugh", and you were like this.
You were like this.
Turn it around and look at it.
You were like this.
I thought it was shaking, but I was trying to cover the audience.
It was completely different.
All evil was clear.
You didn't do this, but you managed to do it.