AISubs v3.5
This time, it's a penalty game that hasn't been released yet!
The other day we broadcasted a special.
We couldn't make it in due to time constraints.
The special was two and a half hours long.
And we couldn't make it in due to time constraints.
That's too many penalties, right?
[Penalty Game]
This program was brought to you by the following sponsors.
Don't Laugh High School! The main song hasn't been released yet!
[Don't Laugh High School]
Here we go!
Alright!
Here we go!
A penalty game that started in bad weather caused by a typhoon.
If you laugh, other high school students will slap you in the butt in the city!
First, on the way to rehearsal, this happened.
Hey!
Why are you late?!
The bike got stuck.
You are...
I overslept.
Hurry up and come here!
You, come here!
Why are you late?!
My sister got sick and I took her to the hospital.
Why are you late?!
My sister got sick...
Why are you late?!
My sister...
Why are you late?!
My sister got sick and I took her to the hospital.
All high school students...
In fact, even after this regulation, traps were waiting for us again.
Hey, isn't this Kyosho's slippers?
What are you doing with your underpants? Put them back on!
Go!
Come over here.
Why are you naked?
Actually, I was bullied and someone hid my underpants.
Why are you naked?
Actually, I was bullied and someone hid my underpants.
Hey! Come over here!
Don't do it! Don't do it!
Matsumoto, Yamasaki, Endeo, Kanagawa...
Ouch!
Suga Prosecutor
Open page fifty-seven...
A national language lesson by a single teacher of Fujikumi.
In this textbook, along with a real modern person,
there is a program chief producer, Suga Prosecutor.
After a while, the four of them fell in love with each other.
Well...
Next is Suga Prosecutor.
Endeo! Matsumoto!
After this, this kind of lesson was also held.
A national language needs imagination.
A white paper textbook is given, and according to the title issued,
the four of them create a story, but there is an unexpected development...
The title of the book you will read in your imagination is...
"Three Matsumoto Bears".
Well, Matsumoto, please read it first.
"What is this sense of freedom?" Matsumoto thought.
Yamasaki! Anto!
Why are you acting like you're playing a game?
Matsumoto jumped out of his house without a house or a building.
Then, all of a sudden...
Hanamasa came.
Matsumoto, Anto!
Because the previous life is over!
OK, next, Yamasaki.
How did Matsumoto and Hanamasa eat...
...three little cows...
...with love?
Tanaka! Matsumoto! Anto!
Lunch break.
The four of them eat lunch and rest for a while.
But then...
A clever trap was waiting for them.
Tsurukou's Problems!
In this segment, I, Tsurukou, will answer all of your questions.
Today, we have a guest with us.
Nice to meet you.
You have a cute voice.
Thank you.
Could you please introduce yourself?
I'm Junko Koumoto, and I'm in my second year of high school.
People call me "Jun-chan" now.
What kind of problems do you have?
Actually, I'm in love with someone right now.
You're in love with someone?
How old are you?
I'm 17 years old.
17 years old.
Is this your first love?
Yes, it's my first time falling in love with someone like me.
It's my first time.
Is it hard for you to say his name?
Yes.
Could you say it for me?
Ah, um...
What?
When I'm with you...
You...
I mean, when I'm with you...
When I'm with you...
When we're together...
Yes.
I feel like I'm the only one who feels good, and it ends quickly.
You're like my sister.
Yes, you're my sister.
You know...
Yes.
You know...
Matsumoto!
Asou!
What are you talking about?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Hey!
Ah, there you are!
Jun-chan.
Yes?
Is it okay for you to say his name like that?
Of course it's okay!
Matsumoto!
Is it okay for you to say his name like that?
You should have said his name.
Wait! If you say something like that, Matsumoto- kun will definitely...
Did you have sex with Matsumoto-kun yesterday?
Yes! In the pool.
Did you have sex in the pool?
Yes!
Matsumoto, Endo, Kanko!
I don't know.
Today, we're going to learn about science and breathing.
Hoshyan-sensei will explain breathing mechanism with his special nose tricks and involve us in a chaos of hell.
Pffft!
Don't say that!
It's definitely bad!
You can't even take a sip of it!
Pffft!
Now your breath is stopped.
Ah!
Pffft!
You can't even take a sip of it!
Pffft!
What's this?
It's something that goes through your throat.
Actually, after this...
Breathe in through your mouth and breathe out through your mouth.
Dr. Hosshan, you have a call for you.
Please return to the Earth Staff Room.
Dr. Hosshan withdrew,
and a trick of laughter drove four people away.
Dr. Hosshan of science can't come back.
I can't come back, so I'll watch the video again and do it myself.
I really don't know this pattern.
Natural organisms live in a relationship of eating, eating, and being eaten every day.
This relationship plays an important role in maintaining the balance of nature, called food chains.
The food chain begins with a certain microorganism that lives in the soil.
That microorganism is...
Parallels.
Parallels, which used to be one cell, increase in number as they absorb sunlight.
We call this "parallel division."
Yamasaki, out!
I'm hungry.
Parallels, which have increased in number, move their habitat to the ground.
And before you know it, you'll find herbivores and insects eating you.
Herbivores eating parallels.
Yamasaki, out!
I can't do it anymore!
And those herbivores are eaten by other herbivores.
Parallels go back to the ground as long as animals are alive.
This means that the balance of nature will increase.
Matsumoto, Yamasaki, Endo, out!
I can't do it anymore!
Five and a half hours after the punishment game began, Matsumoto's self-esteem suddenly began to collapse during the break.
No, I think you guys are...
I... I want to laugh a little, but first of all...
Yeah...
N-nozuka...
(laughs)
There's nothing wrong with it, right?
There's nothing wrong with it.
I'm serious about what I'm saying.
For example, if I was doing this kind of punishment with my senior...
Oh, this person is no good.
It's getting pretty tough for me.
I thought about it...
I was thinking about taking it out on him earlier.
Huh?
Earlier...
If I didn't touch you...
You're saying I'll laugh and I'll be punished?
Well, I'm not going to say it that clearly...
(laughs)
Yeah, well...
Yeah...
(laughs)
Matsumoto, out!
There's nothing wrong with it.
For example, if I'm serious about what I'm saying...
Yes.
Right?
Yes.
If I were doing this kind of punishment...
Oh, this person is no good.
It's getting pretty tough for me.
I thought about it...
Oh, this person is no good.
It's getting pretty tough for me.
(laughs)
Matsumoto, Nanto!
Shall we all go sightseeing at a club?
After sunset, the four were led by Fujikumi-sensei to go sightseeing at a club.
What they were waiting for there was...
♪Stay with me♪
♪Glass Boy♪
♪An age-old fragment pierces my heart♪
♪Something ends and begins♪
♪The string breaks and lights me up♪
Matsumoto, Nanto!
It's not like that at all...
It's not like that at all, so...
And what appeared next was...
♪Bye-bye, goodbye, I'm sorry♪
(laughs)
Matsumoto, Nanto!
And what appeared next was...
My name is Kazuma Yuuto, known as "the bad boy of the road".
Now I'll let you hear my best rap, listen!
Matsumoto was caught in all three traps.
Matsumoto, Endo, Out!
While eating at Taifukan and dancing to Madonna's song...
Itao's wife appeared!
(Wife's dance)
In the middle of nowhere, a wife's dance without even knowing how to slide!
In fact, this dance also had an illusionary version!
(Wife's dance)
You're amazing.
What's with that sad face?
That's right.
Stop it with that sad face.
What's with that sad face?
Stop it with that sad face.
What's with you?
I get it.
I get it now.
(Wife's dance)
Don't get excited!
I'm not.
Duo Esu Hamada, Duo Saki, Endo, Tanaka, out!
After this, Duo Esu Hamada will finally reveal his true identity!
(Duo Esu Hamada's true identity)
The library is quiet.
What Duo Esu Hamada had prepared...
...was a double punishment hell, a silent library.
Only one of these...
...will be invalid.
Please pick one.
Ready, set...
Alright!
(Duo Esu Hamada's silent library)
Tanaka's punishment is...
...this!
(Duo Esu Hamada's silent library)
This is the worst!
Is there such a thing?
Is this for real?
Don't make a sound!
One, two...
(Duo Esu Hamada's silent library)
OK, first of all...
Here!
OK, here we go!
Ah! Sorry!
Don't make a sound!
What are you talking about?
Yamasaki, out!
Yamachi, you're in a hurry, right?
Yes.
(Duo Esu Hamada's silent library)
This morning, Matsumoto made a shocking statement.
What was it about?
(Duo Esu Hamada's silent library)
It's already morning. It's bedtime.
Can you go to sleep?
After the fire, Matsumoto made a shocking statement.
I don't know.
I don't know how many hours it's been.
I have no idea.
Can I say something?
If you were to wait until midnight...
My birthday?
But now...
I don't know if it's my birthday...
But I want to say it.
Thank you.
Happy birthday!
It's too soon!
Matsumoto! Matsumoto!
No!
It's messed up!
No, no, no!
Matsumoto, happy birthday!
Good morning!
Matsumoto, out!
It's amazing, isn't it?
After this, it's the last scene of "Maboroshi"!
If you want me to say something, you should say it.
At the end of "Sojiro", when the ball came out,
Daimon-gunna was...
Yes, it was.
Daimon-gunna was angry for some reason.
Daimon-gunna is angry for some reason.
I wondered why Daimon-gunna was so angry.
I asked the staff later and they said...
Daimon-gunna didn't have a rifle, but he was really angry.
Was he angry because of this?
If he had a rifle, it would have been better.
But he was angry because of this.
He was angry with us because of this.
Daimon-gunna was angry with us because of this.
Graduates, dismissed!
In the middle of the graduation ceremony,
on a quiet mountain path,
that army was waiting for instructions in secret.
There was nothing for the four of them to know.
What was that army?
Matsumoto, Yamasaki, Endo, Tamaka, Out.
And finally, the finale.
Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Hamada, who was so excited, gives his last push.
Who are you?!
Ouch!
It came out! It came out!
And that was the end of the broadcast.
However, Hamada didn't stop.
It came out!
Hamada, the only super female comedian in the comedy world, chased all four of them to the end of hell in order to defeat them all.
It came out! It came out!