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On the second episode of "The Kid's Useless Showdown", the Hamada team and Matsumoto team will compete for one million yen each in "Buy It and Laugh It Out"!
It's only been two years, but for the second time, the winning team will receive one million yen!
Last time, our team didn't have many reactions to us getting one million yen.
It was like "it doesn't matter".
Let's play various games like last time!
Sounds good!
That team!
The winner is Shouji.
Shouji is the winner?
Can you not watch Shouji dancing?
Good job!
Why are you dancing in the middle?
It's lower than I thought.
Thank you!
It's lower than I thought.
This is Shouji.
The third place goes to...
Hoshiyama!
Hoshiyama is a great dancer.
Of course!
It's lower than I thought.
You're talking too much!
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The first game is...
"Make a Wish"!
This game is played a lot in OB.
Put on your headphones!
The music will play!
Make a wish starting from tomorrow!
If you make it to the end correctly...
You'll get 10 points!
Why are you wearing hot pants?
Hurry up and change into this!
Is this a mascot-like outfit?
First up is the Hamada team!
Will they be able to answer correctly?
Are you ready? Here is the question!
Ah, I see.
Is this correct?
Yes, it is.
It looks like my partner Shinshou.
He's really worried.
Okay, here we go!
Please say it!
Noguchi-san!
Huh?!
Hurry up!
I can't hear you.
Noguchi-san!
Space!
He's saying it!
I can't hear you at all!
Noguchi-san!
Space!
This is for free.
Besides, it's such a down-time.
I can't hear you at all!
Noguchi-san!
Huh?!
Space!
Huh?!
You're worrying too much!
It's perfect!
Do it like this!
Okay, I'll do my best.
Thank you for coming.
Your clothes are beautiful.
Well, well, well, that's how it is.
Your clothes are beautiful.
You're amazing, old man!
You've already understood it.
You're amazing.
The State Department is very beautiful.
What do you mean?
The State Department is very beautiful.
The State Department likes udon noodles.
I don't know what you mean.
Is there such a meaningful word?
The State Department likes udon noodles.
North Sea.
Aliens.
So you came here.
North Sea.
Aliens.
Okay, I understand.
Then, Mr. Takada, please give us the answer!
Chionofji.
Aliens.
Too bad.
Too bad!
Too bad.
You went away once, but you came back!
Hoshinaga came back again.
Then what did Hoshinaga say?
Northern seas, aliens.
That's not it!
Then Odo-chan said...
National History Museum, udon noodles.
Then Hoshinaga said...
National History Museum, it's very beautiful.
Then Hana-san said...
Well done, you're dressed beautifully.
What are you saying?!
It's true, isn't it?!
That's right.
There's no answer!
The correct answer is...
Nogizaka's Space Park.
You came back!
You came back, but you're not different at all!
Open your mouth!
Because the sentence is weird!
Well done, you're dressed beautifully.
You're enjoying it now!
The Avatar team failed, but the Matsuboto team got a chance!
Could it be?!
You're getting better!
Huh?
Ouch!
You scared me!
Hurry up!
You scared me!
You really scared me just now!
It's too late!
That's right!
That idiot is sitting there now.
What is it?!
It's too easy for me!
Exactly!
You're too easy for me!
I know!
Okay, let me show you.
Here you go!
You're good at this!
See?
Please!
G.co.japan.
G.co.japan!
G.co.japan.
This is...
G.co.japan.
What?
Chikuwa.
These two are too excited!
This is...
Go, Yamaja! Go for it!
Chikuwa's...
Mom.
What?
Wait, wait, wait!
One more time!
Ch...i...qu...wa...no...ma...ma...
Yes, yes, yes!
Okay!
Can I say it like it is?
Of course!
I don't know...
Chikuwa and...
Beans?
That's all I heard...
Chikuwa...
Is there any?
What?
Not now! Not now!
Chikuwa and...
Beans?
What?
Is there such a problem?
Chikuwa and...
Beans!
Chikuwa and... Beans!
Iguana and... Beans!
Alright, let's go!
Matsumoto-san, your answer!
Igunenko and... Beans!
No matter how many times you say it, Igunenko and... Beans!
Igunenko and... Beans!
Iguana and... Beans!
Chikuwa and... Beans!
What?!
That was pretty easy!
What do you mean?!
You're not listening at all!
You did it right in the end!
Shinsen-chan!
No, it's not!
What is that?!
I don't know!
Ow, ow, ow!
It hurts!
You are disqualified!
Each team's representative will answer one-on-one questions!
The team that loses will receive a punishment game from the entire opponent team!
Well, a punishment game is fine, but everyone, please behave like social people.
Also, don't leave any regrets.
There's nothing left, right?
I might have died in Zaboton last year.
First up, Shouji vs. Hotohara's first round, Hayagari- gari-kun eating competition!
Nioh!
What if you win?
Don't bite me!
Hayagari-kun's first round...
You can do it! You can do it!
Ready!
You can do it!
Alright!
Hotohara!
Go for it! Go for it!
It's so hot!
You're just eating it normally!
Go for it!
It's hard, right?
But you're still eating it, right?
What is it? What is it?
What is it?
Don't take it so hard.
I'm going to drink it.
I got it!
One more! One more! One more!
Wow! Completely different!
Yes! I won!
What are you doing?
I can't eat ice cream.
What's with that normal look?
Now, let's go! Penalty game!
What? What? What?
What? Stop it!
What? What?
Inside out and BAM!
Penalty!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
It's hard!
This is amazing!
It's hard!
Now, let's go!
Inside out and BAM!
And BAM!
Inside out and BAM!
OK!
Completely different!
Next up, Yamasaki vs. Hamada's second round, fast sausage eating competition!
Wait a minute!
This is...
This is pretty annoying.
It's like mochi slurping.
I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it like this.
Really?
OK!
Stop!
Ah, good!
Good!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Hurry up!
More! More! More!
Enough! Enough!
Stop! Stop!
Stop!
You're fast!
Stop!
You're probably a dancer!
Dancer!
Hurry up and do it!
Hurry up!
This is bad!
Hey, wait!
Stop! Stop!
What is this?!
If this was a water battle,
the tropical fish would have gathered!
They're coming!
This is the funniest thing I've seen in the past 5 years.
Yeah, really.
It was amazing.
What happened?
A great bond was born.
Once again, Yamasaki vs. Hamada's second round.
Fast Champagne Battle!
Ready...
Go!
Stop!
It's okay.
They're coming at once.
It's okay.
It's not going to go around at all.
It's dangerous!
I got it!
Here's the punishment!
Mayonnaise!
What's this?
Mayonnaise and a bowl of rice!
It's heavy!
Here we go!
Mayonnaise and a bowl of rice for business!
Mayonnaise and a bowl of rice!
What did you do?
You're the worst!
I just checked the members' faces.
Endo vs. Hoshi's third match is a balloon inflating match!
Ready...
Go!
Bite it! Bite it!
That's it! That's it!
That's it!
Bite it! Bite it!
It's small!
Endo can do it! Endo can do it!
Just a little more!
Here we go!
It's small!
Endo lost!
Here is the punishment game!
Oh!
It's a claw operation!
This is good!
This is bad!
How do you attack?
What is this?
This is hard!
This is bad!
This is hard!
This is bad!
Hamada-san is serious!
Hamada-san's stress is not half-hearted!
That's right!
Hamada-san...
Can I say something first?
I may not be able to continue from here.
I'll say it just in case.
That's right.
The simulation is...
I see.
Push!
Like a sumo wrestler!
I can't do it!
Are you ready?
Claw operation!
Go!
I can't do it!
It's over!
End!
Wh-what's wrong?
Where am I?
Wow, scary!
Well, it's not easy to remove the shinagawa too.
Who are you?
What are you doing?
Who are you?
No, no, definitely not!
It's amazing!
Let's do it again, but next time!
That's so cool!
The next person came right behind me.
This is fun!
Matsumoto vs. Shinagawa's 4th match is...
Hans vs. Gomaibaki!
Alright!
Good luck!
Alright!
Go!
Are you used to this kind of control?
Goal! Goal! Goal!
Go! Go! Go!
Can you lift it up a little more?
It's okay! It's okay!
It's okay!
We did it!
Well done, well done.
Nice, nice.
Let's get everything together.
Get them all together.
Let's get it together.
It's going in, it's going in.
He looks like a devil.
I'm not going to break it though!
Alright, alright.
Ok, ok, ok.
Go for it.
It's coming.
Get him! Get him!
Swing and hit him!
Okay!
Shinaga, good luck!
Next! Last one!
Last one! Last one!
Get him! Get him!
You can do it! Just one more!
What's he doing?
Get him! Get him!
There he is! There he is! He's gone!
There he is! Quick! Come back!
Keep going!
Keep your feet straight!
Alright! Alright!
Keep going!
Last one! Last one!
3, 2, 1!
It's beautiful!
It's so beautiful!
How about this one?
It's so beautiful!
The next song is...
"Zassou de Don"!
Wow!
This song is quite popular.
Let's go!
This is the last song!
Wow! This song is so annoying!
"Zassou de Don"!
Wow!
He pushed it down!
Wow! He pushed it down!
What is this?
You are a genius of the field!
You again!
Hey! What do you feel good about?
Next week...
"Let's battle"!
Part 2!
A super-powerful work by Abadaka-hack will appear!
And Matsumoto will challenge the scary vintage machine!
It's over!
And there is a new project!
Let's join forces and challenge a super-together game!
The battle between both teams has come to an end!
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