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What is high tension the best point?
In a state of extreme tension, the entertainer raises his tension to the highest level at once and performs his own ultimate performance in a ranking format.
It is a very tough task for an entertainer.
High tension the best point!
- Good evening. - Good evening.
- It has begun again this week. - That's right.
- We've done it several times. - We have.
This segment is not really supported by tea.
Let's do our best.
Let's announce the best points right away!
This week's 10th place is...
55 points!
It's a summer that Shinobu doesn't say, so...
Kogoriko, Tanaka Naoki!
Congratulations!
You're always 10th place.
- I've always been 10th place for the past 9 years. - You're 10th place.
- Today is the day! - Yes!
I want to give you a good result and raise your tension.
- The studio's temperature isn't high right now. - That's right!
- From now on, we'll come out. - Yes, yes.
- For the sake of the people behind us... - That's right!
- A fresh young man is waiting for you! - A fresh young man is waiting for you!
Shut up!
- Do you understand? - I understand.
An old man's attitude is like a love umbrella.
It's like that.
- Then, Tanaka-san! - Yes!
- Please stand by! - Thank you!
You're always so energetic.
- Today, we have to do our best. - I heard that there are a lot of people.
- Is that so? - Then, let's do it!
- This week's 10th place is... - Yes!
Tanaka Naoki's never-say-die summer!
[humming]
Hey!
Do it! Do it!
Take a step and three!
From five! Five!
Take a step and three!
Four! Eight! Nine!
From one and two!
Come to me! Come to me!
Guitar...
Zero!
[laughter and applause]
[humming]
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Let's continue!
Yes! This week's ninth place is...
92 points!
One day on a roadside in Onsan...
A band of gangsters!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
It's your first appearance, right?
Yes, it's my first appearance!
Hello!
How do you feel about your first appearance?
Yes, I'm very happy!
Yes, me too!
When did you audition for "High Tension of the Past Kids" and failed?
Have you ever failed?
Yes, I really wanted to be on TV!
So I went for the audition!
And the staff told me...
You're not suitable for TV!
That's why I'm looking for that person today!
Yes, that's why!
Please stand by!
Thank you!
Mr. Won...
Mr. Won, you don't seem too excited right now.
That's right!
Then let's go!
This week's 9th place!
To Mr. Won, who one day found out about acting by himself!
Hey!
Can you do this?
Hey!
Can you do this?
That's not right!
Look at me!
Can you do this?
Don't forget that pain!
Thank you very much!
Wonderful!
I think it was self-sacrificial and very good.
Thank you very much!
Next, this week's 8th!
167 points!
8th Grand Adventure, Shinagawa Shouji, Shinagawa Hiroshi!
Congratulations!
8th Grand Adventure, Shinagawa Shouji, Shinagawa Hiroshi!
8th place for the first time!
That's right!
I was so nervous that my mouth smelled so bad that I was surprised myself.
The smell came from the stomach.
I understand that.
Now, it looks like you're ready, so let's go!
This week's 8th!
Shinagawa Shouji, Shinagawa Hiroshi's 8th Grand Adventure!
Delicious!
Old man in the cafe!
I ate coffee!
Thank you very much!
What?!
It's over?!
Shinagawa-san, thank you very much!
Thank you very much!
You're welcome!
When I'm hungry, he makes me eat a lot.
Like, "That's not enough!"
This week's 7th!
Number 386!
Godzilla vs. Old Man!
Underless!
Congratulations!
- It's nothing special... - There's no fighting or anything like that, right?
- No, no, no. I just thought it was something like that. - Oh, I see! Something you already do.
- Yes. - All of you are making orders, right?
- I was nervous in the recording studio. - Yes, you are.
But most of you are making orders and failing miserably.
Now, let's go! This week's seventh place!
Godzilla vs. Mochiotoko!
Ow!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you!
That's enough. Let's sit down.
Daritchu Fukushima Yoshinori vs. Dai Dai Daisuki!
Dai Dai Dai Daisuki!
Daisuki!
Mochiotoko!
Daisuki!
Daisuki! Daisuki! Daisuki!
Fujiwara Kazuyo vs. Houyou Ryoku 2005 Summer!
Did you clean the bathhouse?! Did you interfere with my savings?!
You were cheating on me, weren't you?!
- You're really something. - I was just doing my job!
It's time for you to go.
Now, let's go to this week's sixth place!
433 points!
The winner is Komoto Junichi!
Congratulations!
You're good at ordering!
I'm not ordering at all.
You're ordering!
Komoto-san, it's quite an impact, isn't it?
Yes.
How is your relationship today?
That's right. Well, I couldn't stop shaking, but...
Yes.
Well, I think you'll get used to it.
You're calm, right?
Yes.
You're okay, aren't you?
I'm okay, right? I've already done this much, so I'm okay.
Let's go!
This week's sixth place!
Chairman Komoto Junichi and "Kappa's Mom"!
Kappa's Mom
Yes! Thank you very much!
It's not like I've done anything wrong!
You haven't said a single word!
This week's fifth place is...
511 points!
2005 summer, Choshu Korigi!
Congratulations!
Korigi-san! You're the usual Korigi-san, aren't you?
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too!
- Your first appearance in fifth place is amazing! - That's right!
- Is that so? - That's right!
- It's amazing that you're in fifth place all of a sudden. - Then I'll do my best, too!
- Let's make a toast! - Please do!
- Isn't this good? - Then let's do it!
This week's fifth place in Choshu Korigi is...
"I'm not mad!" 2005 summer!
I'm not mad.
Then this week's fifth place is...
I'm not mad!
Next up is the belt guard.
How do you like it?
What's so happy about it?
It's like a love affair.
But it was great!
This week's fourth place is high tension!
598 points!
Genuine "pa-pi-pu-pe-po", Shinagawa Shouji, Shouji Tomoharu!
Congratulations!
This is really...
It's really close to not being able to do anything.
That's good, that's good.
You're prepared, right?
There's something going on right now, right?
There is, there is.
There's a lot going on, right?
There's something going on right now, right?
There is, there is.
You're looking for something, right?
It looks like you want me to say it.
Everyone, you don't have many words!
Then...
Shall we have you do it?
No, you do it.
Then, please stand by!
Then, let's go!
This week's fourth place is Shinagawa Shouji, Shouji Tomoharu's genuine "pa-pi-pu-pe-po"!
Pa-pi-pu-pe-po
In the world...
There are many "pa-pi-pu-pe-po"s.
This is bad.
Side "pa-pi-pu-pe-po"!
Vertical "pa-pi-pu-pe-po"!
"Pa-pi-pu-pu-pa"!
"Pa-pi-pu-pa-pi-pu-pe-po"!
The rhythm is getting better.
"Pa-pi-pa-pi-pu-pa"!
"Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pi-pu-pa"!
"Pa-pi-pa-pa-pa-pa-pi-pu-pa"!
"Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pi-pu-pa"! "Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pi-pu- pa"!
Next, we have this week's 38th place, Mr. Takeyama of cunning!
Please be seated!
Thank you for having me.
Wow, you've gone from outside of the prefecture in one fell swoop.
Ah, 38th...
Yes.
From what I've heard, after this performance was decided, you invited your juniors over for a drink and discussed what you should do.
Yes, we discussed for quite some time...
...but there's not a single car that caught my eye!
Ah, so you're still looking for something?
I'm not looking for anything, but I'll be frank with you right now...
Yes?
I have no plan whatsoever!
Yes?
So you're going all-in, aren't you?!
Now that I've said it, I have a feeling something good will come of it!
I see...
Yes!
I don't know what makeup I should do, so I'll just draw my eyebrows and give up!
You don't know, do you?
You don't know what you should do, so you don't know what makeup you should do!
Let's go!
Um, spotlight this week's 38th place...
Yes?
...Mr. Takeyama of cunning!
Please be seated!
Sei!
Normal...
Sei!
Now, I'm going all-in!
Sei!
Don't say it!
Sei!
Now, I'm going all-in with my wife!
Sei!
Are you serious?
Sei!
Are you serious?!
Sei!
Sensei, I'm telling you!
Ah, there it is...
There it is...
Ah, sorry!
Sorry!
Oops...
Sorry!
Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
Please hold me! Hold me!
I won't do it again today!
Wow!
Thank you!
I hope you don't get hurt.
Now, everyone!
Yes!
Best Three!
This week's third place is...
745 points!
"Adventure while adventuring"!
Kokoriko Shouzo Endo!
Congratulations!
Well...
Well, I don't know if I should say this, but...
Yes?
Compared to you all, I think I have a better aura.
No, no, no, really.
That's right, that's right.
I'm definitely in third place, right?
Yes.
As expected, being in third place...
Ah, ah, ah...
Stop it!
Well...
You just told me this, but...
Yes?
Heisei's "pa-pi-pe-po", right?
Yes!
How was it?
It was very powerful.
That's right!
It's a little similar, isn't it?
Ah, is that so?
It's a little similar to the moves I used to do when I was young...
That's right!
I always wanted to do it with him one day.
That's what I thought.
Like free jazz?
That's a little...
Let's go!
This week's third place!
Let's go on an adventure while looking at Endo's portrait!
Dad! Mom!
I...
From now on...
I'm going on an adventure!
Ah...
Tashiizan!
Hikkiizan!
Wariizan!
Tashizan! Hikkiizan! Wariizan!
While saying that, I run!
Now I'm under a diamond tree!
This is an adventure because I'm Tashizan!
And I keep running!
Now I'm in the middle of the French Revolution!
This is an adventure because I'm Tashizan!
Hikkiizan! Wariizan!
Ah, it's over!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
It's a wonderful line!
As Endo-san said at the beginning...
Yes?
After all, Shoji is wearing it.
It's a wonderful line!
No, no, it's wonderful!
And this week's second place is...
850 points!
Man of Summer Festival, Egashira Nijima Ryuppan!
Congratulations!
Well, Egashira...
I've been told that you're not feeling well for a while, but you're back in good health...
Wow, that's amazing!
Charging complete!
No, but you know, Ega-chan...
It's a shame we didn't win first place, but second place...
That's right!
Ah! My stomach hurts!
Huh?
It's fine! It's totally fine!
You don't have to worry about that or anything like that!
That's right, that's right!
These guys are getting too excited!
I see!
They're getting too excited!
That's right!
That's right! Keep up the good work!
I thought I had it...
But I guess I'll have to give it up!
You can check it out after you've done it!
Now, let's go!
Yes!
This week's second place is...
Egashira Nijima Ryuppan's...
Man of Summer Festival!
Wow!
I'm sure that you'll be happy.
Thank you!
Wonderful!
You know, you're actually in first place!
Yes, I am.
But, holding this down and being in first place is...
Who?
It's horrible!
Who the hell held this down?!
This week's first place is...
913 points!
The final winner of Azumi is...
Yamasaki Hosei!
Congratulations!
Who? Who? Who? Who?
Who is it?
This...
So, you've seen everyone's high tension so far.
How is it?
It's still...
Are you going to take it off?
It's still...
This is Azumi!
It's Azumi!
Why are you here again?
Well, you know, I really like Azumi and I read his comics.
That's why I'm here.
I'm sorry, I understand.
No, it's nothing like that.
Well, I've known you for a long time, so I know what you're up to.
You're doing that thing again today, right?
That's right.
"That's right," you say?
That thing...
"That's right," you say?
That thing is coming out, right?
There's some bad air coming out, but...
What is it?
Should I go?
No, no!
If you're ready, you can go.
Yes, I'm ready.
No, really, please! You're first place!
On the contrary, I didn't want to say it there!
Oh!
Well, let's go!
First place standby is pretty first place, you know, standby.
Oh, he changed it!
I want to know what it is.
This week's first place!
Yamasaki Hosei and Azumi's final prize!
Time is money!
Joker Edo!
It's normal now...
My name is...
Naomi!
JOKER!
I have a weapon!
Like this...
JOKER!
Divalent!
Oh, oh, oh...
Gum!
It's hard to slip!
I'll give you some gum.
Senpai, you wrote it!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
At first, it was like a golf ball...
How long was it?
Was it good as it was?
Even if you ask me...
It was good, so it's nothing.
Everyone, let's take a commemorative photo!
Yes!
Towards the camera!
Yes!
Pose!
We don't know when the next one will be, but...
We don't know!
Yes!
Your face looks like you don't have wings.
Episode Six! Yamatochi vs. Moriba!
Episode Seven will be aired soon!
Look forward to it!